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A consultant: someone brought in to build a one-handled wheelbarrow.
I like to be in pain when I'm getting massaged. That way I know I'm getting my money's worth.
Four score and seven days is too long between massages
I'm regarded as the patron saint of manicurists.
As for your back rubs ... Study an anatomy book, pal, because what you've been rubbing isn't my back.
Room service. You like me fluff pillow?
The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30 massage as opposed to a bad $265 massage.
[...] the kind of healer who knows that sometimes one must inflict terrible agony - rebreak a bone, carve off a limb, kill the weak - in order to make the whole stronger.
Just someone who gets bounced around in whatever position needs to be filled, used and used like a candle on a moonless night until I burn away into a puddle of compliance and obedience.
The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."
French zombie chauffeur.
Sleep, nurse of our life, care's best reposer.
Again, do you call those men leisured who spend many hours at the barber's simply to cut whatever grew overnight, to have a serious debate about every separate hair, to tidy up disarranged locks or to train thinning ones from the sides to lie over the forehead?
pocket lizard licker.
There's a post-it note stuck on one of the padded arms. I snatch it up and skim Wes's familiar chicken-scratch scrawl. Dude at the store said this one will be better for our backs. Ten different massage settings. We should use it on our balls and see if it doubles as a sex toy. Fingers crossed.
In my spare time, I paint, garden, hike and enjoy massages for my weary writer's back.
I was referred to Mike Jones from the concierge at a Marriott hotel when I asked for a masseur.
When I really treat myself, I go to incredible Leonor Greyl in Paris for a head massage.
Whenever I ravel I seek the benefits of this great profession of chiropractic
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Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically a person who comes and collects my stools, and then examines them to see if I'm eating right and if I should be drinking more water and what my moods should be.
Job's comforting
What is the English for 'Refreshing towelette'?
schmoozes the customers, brings light and warmth to the
After a grueling leg workout nothing feels better than a slow, deep massage on your quads.
A diplomat these days in nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
General consultant to mankind.
Relief work does not consist entirely in wearisome appeals ... it has its moments of enchantment, its adventures, its unexpected vistas into new worlds
If you're a caretaker, who are you when there's no one else to take care of?
A hairdresser holds a trusted place in a woman's life
A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.
I used to love hand raising.
A simple job for simple people.
Memory, all-night's bedside tattoo artist.
A businessman needs a laptop. Athletes need massages and the right diet.
What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages.
The balm of life, a kind and faithful friend.
I look after people.
So what is a good meditator? The one who meditates.
We can all benefit by learning to express and meet out physical needs in a loving, caressing and compassionate way
'Stress' was the catch-all every pamper-pedlar I spoke to used to explain why healthy women feel the need to be regularly patted, petted and preened into a state of babyish beatification.
You're the healing janitor dude."
"Groundskeeper."
"Isn't that like a janitor?"
"No, it's like a groundskeeper.
I'm kind of bored with being the boss of the internet. It doesn't feel right without the massage.
What's your usual gig?"
"Physical fitness coach. I find it rather humdrum. Your assignment will be a welcome break in the quotidian ennui.
I'm simpley one hell of a butler.
I nurture daily wellness.
A meow massages the heart.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
What happens a lot in film, though not so much in the theatre, is that you get stroked and sort of massaged, like a little guinea pig.
How are you feeling?"
"Like someone massaged me with a cheese grater."
-Clary & Simon, pg.297-
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therapist who is able to think and connect while struggling with feelings that are vicariously linked to the patient's internal states. Returning
My kinky, foul-mouthed romantic gentleman lover.
A Consultant is a guy who knows 125 different ways to make love, but who doesn't know any women.
A microphone fiend; I make beats do back flips.
The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages.
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He that staies does the businesse.
I have been blessed with a long and healthy career as a professional athlete and as I move forward into the next stage of my life, chiropractic care will continue to be an important part of my game.
O Hope, sweet flatterer! thy, delusive touch
Sheds on afflicted minds the balm of comfort,
Relieves the load of poverty, sustains
The captive, bending with the weight of bonds,
And smooths the pillow of disease and pain.
If women ruled the world and we all got massages, there would be no war.
My one guilty pleasure is, every airport, I will drop everything to get an airport massage at those kiosks.
I'm who takes care of anything you crave, want, or require, You cry, my shirt gets wet. You scream, my eardrums bleed. You come, my dick's squeezed. All of it, everything
I credit chiropractic care for maintaining my health to keep up the pace of my career.
Massage therapy has been shown to relieve depression, especially in people who have chronic fatigue syndrome; other studies also suggest benefit for other populations.
Who remove stones, bruise their fingers.
I am a private person, but I will reveal this about myself: if you start massaging my shoulders, don't expect me to tell you to stop.
So what is a good meditator? A good meditator meditates.
Then when you want free association, you could stretch your patient out the way the barber does to lather up his customer, and when the fifty minutes are up, you could tilt the chair forward again and hand him a mirror so he can see what he looks like on the outside after you've shaved his ego.
Nothing is so healing as the human touch.
You handle animals. You deal with people.
Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.
When you do a job like this you have to like having cold sweat on your back.
The word 'carer' makes me think of someone with a nylon overall and a long list of 'clients' to wash before she finishes her shift. A companion was something unique. A kind of live-in friend.
The thought of a spa treatment is lovely, but I'd be lying there having a massage and worrying about how much I had to do. I'm not very good at relaxing!
I should prefer to have a politician who regularly went to a massage parlour than one who promised a laptop computer for every teacher.
I tend the flowers of my mind
Watering our memories as they bloom
A Gentle Man and a Gentleman.
One of my personal indulgences is getting a weekly massage - it helps to re-align my body. I usually feel so much less tense after I've gotten rid of some knots in my shoulders and back.
Love comforts, it is gentle, it is warm and you can feel it within your entire being.
Screwdrivers, women who screw drivers.
Reverend Samuel H. Weed, at my request selected two Greek words, 'cheir' and 'praktikos', meaning when combined, 'done by hand.' From which I coined the word, 'CHIROPRACTIC.'
Gentle in what you do, Firm in how you do it
I used to be a hairdresser.
It would be a librarian.
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Buying a gun was out of the question. First, it would be difficult to keep nearby while doing a nude massage.
What better gift for a manipulator that indifference?
To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber.
George E. Johnson marketed the "relaxer," a chemical product used to straighten otherwise curly African American hair. According to some estimates, the black hair care industry is worth more than one billion dollars annually.
A healer of others, himself diseased.
The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day.
It's more than a job. It's very personal, so when you're hurt, you're really hurt inside.
Long ago I was a teacher and then a writer, but now I am a tender of broken bodies and injured souls.
I am a God, so hurry up with my damn massage; in a French-ass restaurant, hurry up with my damn croissants.
rubbing the ointment into the creases of his knuckles, massaging
steward, bailiff, falconer, houndmaster
I need to be touched emotionally and physically.
For what Harley Street specialist has time to understand the body, let alone the mind or both in combination, when he is a slave to thirteen thousand a year?