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I enjoy walking my dog and completing crossword puzzles.
Surrounding yourself with others ...
The things you think about when you're a hair's breath away from getting yourself killed.
Thinking, Garraty thought. That's the day's business. Thinking. Thinking and isolation, because it doesn't matter if you pass the time of day with someone or not; in the end, you're alone.
What are your hobbies?" "Sports, weight lifting, drinking, fucking.
Living, just by itself - what a dirge that is! Life is a classroom and Boredom's the usher, there all the time to spy on you; whatever happens, you've got to look as if you were awfully busy all the time doing something that's terribly exciting - or he'll come along and nibble your brain.
Daily life, the sacred time of a man.
The insupportable labor of doing nothing.
If you're working, you're working hard, and if you're not doing that, what are you doing?
Most stuff you can do standing on your head.
What do you love doing so much that the words failure and success essentially become irrelevant?
Going to the gym...all those people who always told me that you get addicted to it, that endorphins kick in, that eventually you crave it and look forward to it are sick lying ****s and I want to choke them with a protein bar and pummel them about the head with a bottle of SmartWater.
Protecting myself from the influx of painful stimuli, just give me space and I shall be okay.
Preparing for the ups and downs of life.
Battering the gates of heaven with the storms of prayer.
Holding your cock in my hand, feeling the blood rush beneath the skin.
procrastination,
Besides singing "Jump Around" to all the WWE superstars in the locker room? Uh ... I enjoy listening to music, pumping up, and getting really muscular and oily. I like to oil myself before.
Kissing babies and hugging fat girls.
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you.
I couldn't think of anything else I'd rather be doing.-- Jamelia
Masturbation is a meditation on self-love. So many of us are afflicted with self-loathing, bad body images, shame about our body functions, and confusion about sex and pleasure, I recommend an intense love affair with yourself
Sex...I enjoy it immensely
I don't know. Everything. Living. Smoking.
Going out late at night and laying in the dewy field and reading a Kurt Vonnegut book by moonlight.
Pastime with good company
I love and shall, until I die.
Grudge who list, but none deny!
So God be pleased, thus live will I.
Concentration Attention Multitasking Boredom Procrastination
Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.
Making love, we are all more alike than we are when we are talking or acting.
Quiet the mind's constant chatter of uncontrolled thoughts.
I don't know what it is that I'm doing, but I'm really enjoying myself. And I'm free to do it as much as I want.
Surfing - I have to go surfing.
surfing, writing, composing, and programming deep into the night, like it's the early 1980s with the hue of poison-green CRT illuminating the room, Nike running shoes on the floor, hair metal poster on the door, and everything is infinite, made of fibre optics and floppy disks . . .
Making a woman laugh. What is that about? And the prettier the woman, the more satisfaction I get. It doesn't make any sense, but I'm being honest.
I'm a fan of relaxing, and when i get tired of relaxing I like to do nothing.
Doing all the little tricky things it takes to grow up, step by step, into an anxious and unsettling world.
For me, acting is doing.
If there is one question I dread, to which I have never been able to invent a satisfactory reply, it is the question what am I doing.
Writing music and lyrics that mean something personal to me. It's an exciting, intense, cathartic, this-is-who-I-am experience.
Seeking God - and finding itself.
What I know best is crying and orgasm
Thrilling to the sensation of hard, teeming flesh.
Life. In all it's mundane majesty.
Just kissing my girl,
Sleep, that deplorable curtailment of the joy of life.
bliss. Practicing
Shopping, eating, and being with my friends. So, anytime that I am at home chillin', I will find a way to shop online. I'm like, "If I'm not allowed out of the house tonight then I am shopping online!"
Making music, if you're a real musician, you carry on regardless in this world.
What is the largest addiction in the world? Looking good and being right!
If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
Getting up at the ass-crack of dawn
Reflecting on myself - it can be introspective, depending on if I'm standing in front of a mirror at that moment or not.
Sometimes, keeping track of people. It's always a weird combination of worrying so much about the outside world, and not ... you have to be more aware of the inner circle, the folks that matter.
Having regrets and things, it just takes your time away.
I'm being a dad and a good husband.
What do you enjoy doing?"
Forgery? "Writing letters. Drawing." Picking locks? "Puzzles." Fighting? "Sewing.
What is one ever doing anywhere?
Masturbating the meaning of life since 1987. #lovewithmeneverdies
I'm usually just enjoying life.
striving for fabulousness.
Having just enough life to enjoy being dead.
Spending my time living a life that looked great on Instagram, even as I rotted from the inside out since it gave me nothing of substance. All
The dreadful burden of having nothing to do.
Thinking about what songs are coming next instead of just relaxing, breathing and playing from my heart. Sometimes it can get to be almost like the enemy.
Sitting with the woman of your dreams and forgetting what her name is.
Loving yourself - it really takes a daily practice.
What should we be doing in the meantime?"
"All of the things you will look back on fondly later when you have not been able to do them for a long time.
Winding up days with toil and nights with sleep.
Keeping Crooked Hillary Clinton out of the White House!
kids, thinking of the future that she would never see. And
The inexorable boredom that is at the core of life.
I love swimming, tennis, and I am taking up golf. I am not serious about it, I just go to the range and practice. Other than that, I enjoy going to the movies and hanging out with my friends.
Wrestling ... what men do during boys basketball season.
the beauty of doing nothing
doing what you love with people you like the way you want.
It's my own space, my own time, when I'm just out there letting my thoughts go. It's part of my day like eating, and it's one of my favorite parts.
So I have this word for much of what I do in life: 'plorking.' I'm not playing and I'm not working, I'm plorking.
Chatting on the phone, can't take back those hours ...
Whenever I have free time, I love to just lay in my bed and watch YouTube videos, watch movies. Just basically do nothing.
What on earth are you doing for heaven's sake?
My favorite pastime is staring out the window. When I go on tour, I can spend hours and hours just staring out the window, thinking about nothing. I love all that.
I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
seeing Darija or doing anything but my
The hardest work of all - doing nothing.
I love doing just nothing in my free time.
Mainly thinking, well,
I'm still alive
and have the ability to expel wastes from my body
and poems.
and as long as that's happening
I have the ability to handle
betrayal
loneliness
hangnail
clap
and the economic reports in the
financial section.
Working myself into a position of total versatility, so that I can do anything I want to do at the time I want to do it. Whether I do it or not is another question.
Sleeping is very underrated.
I like to play music and sleep. But most of all, I love to work ... I don't really play sports, so I like to spend my time playing guitar or piano.
good at doing, but before that youGood-- Peter Thiel
Writing,Reading,Working and Loving People. That's My life.
The Feeling Being
Pretending that there can be passion That has more life in it than death,
Running my hands really fast up and down the fretboard ... I mean, anybody can do that. It's the Guitar Olympics, and I can't think of anything more pointless.
What are you doing?"
"Thinking."
"That sounds dangerous.
Mastering my mind one thought at a time.
If I were to name my favorite pastime, I'd have to say talking about myself. I love it and I think most other people do too. We need, people like us, more listeners and less talkers.
table tennis in the afternoon...
I'm writing, and just doing the same thing I always do.
I like doing nothing, actually. Doing nothing is better thing when I am not working.