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pickle juice on a cookie.
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Mustard's no good without roast beef.
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From salad dressings all blessings flow.
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rashers of bacon.
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His voice had sounded as though he lived entirely on mayonnaise and butter but never quite cleared his throat of them;
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Did you know the English wouldn't dream of putting olive oil on food? They use it for ear infections. Freddie told me."
"Yes, I've heard their cuisine hasn't evolved since the Middle Ages.
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Everyone, from every corner of the globe, was horrified to learn Americans intentionally destroy the entire nutritional value of salads by smothering them in thick condiments made of buttermilk and sugar.
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Corned beef and cabbage - that's our favorite holiday meal when all the O' Haras gather around the table.
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Hunger is the best sauce in the world.
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Honey mustard is obviously not good for my mental state.
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topped with whipped cream, chopped nuts
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I can fry hollandaise, I can fry ketchup, I can fry mustard.
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Peanuts/Peanut Butter
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Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best...
...artery clogger since Burger King's Triple Whopper with Cheese.
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cream of banana soup
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The truth sticks in our throats with all the sauces it is served with: it will never go down until we take it without any sauce at all.
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Codeine . . . bourbon.
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Food is better medicine than drugs
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Sweet meat must have sour sauce.
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In life, one is entitled to a side dish of either coleslaw or potato salad, and the choice must be made in terror, with the knowledge that not only is our time on earth limited but most kitchens close at ten.
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Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.
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The best sauce in the world is hunger, and as the poor are never without that, they always eat with a relish.
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At our production company, the trademark dish - and this sounds particularly revolting - is curried pickled herring.
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fresh calves liver, some onions, a little gravy, and some fresh spinach.
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Ate a chip, then went to the fridge for the dip. Everything was better with sour cream and chives.
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How's this for a headline? 'French fries'.
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Have some Jell-O
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It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise.
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I think my liver hurts.
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What is the use of living if you cannot eat cheese and pickles?
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She restored herself with a cocktail and an excellent lobster mayonnaise. Phryne was devoted to lobster mayonnaise, with cucumbers.
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There's no doctor like meat and drink ...
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Cheese, where you takes liquid from a cow lady's business parts, mix it with a bit o' juices from a baby cow's fourth stomach and then let it grow all fuzzy-moldy for a few years, eh?
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Cheese and salt meat, should be sparingly eat.
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Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest
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It was dog food. Beef livers with onions in a can. You open it up and it looks like vomit.
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Less frightening, but no less disgusting, is the Iranian taste for jam made out of carrots.
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A nasty surprise in a sandwich
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You got to be in mighty bad shape in the head to eat greens and Jell-o.
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We have garlic days, and onion days. You know what they're cooking.
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It's all about salsa with grain chips, tofu, turkey slices, hummus, and coconut water.
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You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes?
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ginger ¼ teaspoon pumpkin
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I have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise.
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I sleep so much better at night, knowing that America is protected from thin pickles and fast ketchup.
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All of the diseases that modern medicine declares war on never seem to touch any of those ninety-year-old farmers who have lived on bacon and eggs and butter for almost a century. The media, following current low-fat medical wisdom, calls that a paradox. We don't.
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The comfort of browning butter and the excitement of lemon zest.
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the best choice we have on the menu tonight.
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Don't tell me you're going to eat a mashed-potato sandwich
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Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't.
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Fasting is a medicine.
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Healing comes by three avenues; what one eats, thinks and celebrates.
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My good health is due to a soup made of white doves. It is simply wonderful as a tonic.
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The bread I eat in London, is a deleterious paste, mixed up with chalk, alum, and bone ashes: insipid to the taste, and destructive to the constitution.
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Give me liberty or give me gout?! Ok, who's been messing with this?
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A month before the season I stop putting ketchup on my french fries.
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Coca-Cola and fries, the wafer and wine of the Western religion of commerce.
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Vicodin and vodka the breakfast of champion's.
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The craving today is for something light and spicy, and few have patience, still less desire, to examine carefully that which would make a demand both upon their hearts and
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Had a cold hummus with pita bread,
Under a delicious food, yellow or red.
Might just have the appetite to cook
Urgent dinner by hook or crook.
So that's just a humus humor spread.
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Damn rancid chicken.
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Sometimes I wonder," Merlin declared, licking a bit of mustard off his upper lip, "where exactly does the food come from? Is there a fourth dimension where a magic hat goes to fetch it? Or does it simply summon turkeys and bread out of thin air? In which case, what is this sandwich really made of?
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The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese!
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Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends.
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I come from Yorkshire in England where we like to eat chip sandwiches - white bread, butter, tomato ketchup and big fat french fries cooked in beef dripping.
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Unbelievable as it may seem, one-third of all vegetables consumed in the United States come from just three sources: french fries, potato chips, and iceberg lettuce.
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Hot crumpets with butter and jam - what could be more ambrosial?
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Call it crazy, or just chicken salad.
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daren't open my sandwich
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The dietician is going to get rid of that when he comes in. Although, first, we've got to get a dietician.
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For those of you curious about the menu, I am drinking tear soup.
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An egg cream can do anything. An egg cream to a Brooklyn Jew is like water to an Arab. A Jew will kill for an egg cream. It's the Jewish malmsey.
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strange and imported foods.
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The emotive power of hummus all over the Middle East cannot be overstated, being the focus of some serious tribal rivalries.
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Velveeta: you can eat it - or wax your car with it!
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holy trinity" of Creole cuisine - bell peppers, celery, and onions - while
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The mustard on the roof of my mouth gave me the feeling that someone was removing my nasal hair with a blowtorch.
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I believe mustard to be one of the most amazing condiments.
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I've done bad things with relish, and good things with pickles.
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Hot beef in the name of peace.
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If in doubt, cheese has been always the answer..
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cream. I wonder who has sent it, and where from. I wonder
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I had cottage cheese for lunch and a glass of wine when I got home tonight.
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Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor."
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What were you thinking, spending your evening at Hepatitis Central?
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The body is both a temple and a perfect machine. Our bodies have within them a healing potential, and we nourish this potential with the pure and simple foods found in nature.
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Fish sticks and beef stew that millions of children love to hate.
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Two days' hunger made a fine sauce for anything.
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Soy sauce and seaweed go really well with potato chips.
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Pity is like eating mustard without beef.
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Let your condiments be in the condition of your senses.
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treatment. You know, champagne, caviar
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I Can't Believe It's Not Butter? I can.
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Just a little sheep dip. Panacea for all stomach ailments.
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I love to have Heinz Salad Cream on all my food!
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So I sat at the kitchen table chopping the "holy trinity" of Creole cuisine - bell peppers, celery, and onions -
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I'm having a cheeseburger," Anna said. "With fries smothered in vinegar and salt."
"I told you I wouldn't kiss you again. You don't have to poison your mouth."
"Very funny. What are you having?"
"Something with onions and garlic.
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Let your food be your medicine, and your medicine be your food.
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And oil's not supposed to mix with water. But then someone invented mayonnaise, and wham - instant mixing.