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What is it with McDonald's staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you're ordering? It has to be a McChicken burger ... a chicken burger gets blank looks. Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it into your McEyes, you f**cking McTosser!
Metaraon, with his unmerciful stare,
Why are you looking at me I'm chocolate cake and you're PMSing?
I cannot stand no wack MC.
So step back if you please,
And don't test me, you're history.
Margowegottagohomeandtell.
The Classic Notting Hill junkie, i.e; Armani underwear, Pink's shirt and Burberry belt tourniquets
A man of the utmost insignificance.
The Midnight Gang
Man with the Muckrake
Lumpyface Lumpyhead
Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,
Another day, another pair of underpants.
Is that a hat?" I asked, pouring eight rounds of batter into the griddle.
She grinned at me. "A sweater." She held it up
it was triangular, made of speckled brown and white mohair.
"For ... a Muppet?" I asked.
"For the naked chicken," she said, and snickered.
In my early performing days, I played gigs under the pseudonym Whitey McFearsun. I painted my face blue, wore crimson lipstick, and strung on some tight silver latex pants.
Captain Queernabs A shabby-looking man in poor clothes
Blueberry Muffins
Logan's brow rose. I'll have you know that these are Armani track pants.
I regretted making a comment about Dave Eggers. I've never said anything about McSweeneys except that I admire what it is, and I think it's great that they keep people interested in literature.
Basically the sort of guy who looks entirely at home in sockless white loafers and a mint-green knit shirt from Lacoste.
Mouse-brained fool
I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!
he wore baggy sweatpants, because Mennonites thought it immoral for a man to show his legs.
Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were
Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter.
pocket lizard licker.
The mechanic had laid out two suits of their Martian-made light combat armour, a number of rifles and shotguns, and stacks of ammunition and explosives.
"What," Holden said, "is all this?"
"You said to gear up for the drop."
"I meant, like, underwear and toothbrushes.
I mean, there's no way you acted like a Pouty McBabypants this whole time, right?
Make a better mousetrap and the world will know it; it can measure and applaud your skill. Make a better man and the world will say he did it himself.
The United Metropolitan Improved Hot Muffin and Crumpet Baking and Punctual Delivery Company.
SlingBlade: If you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.
What do you mean? I am Mogget, of course. The one and only Mogget. Though I have had other names.
Where are your pants, son?
Nice going, Beef McQueef.
The tiny madman in his padded cell.
I'm just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants
Marky! Pull up your pants!
Did somebody say McUnion? [ ... ] Not if they want to keep their McJob.
I'm pants at aiming.
McKinty is an exciting new talent.
Pattycake, pattycake, baker's man; good morning, madam, I'm a psychiatrist
Teflon Panty Club
Lord of the Muck.
Who are you wearing? Who are you wearing?
You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?
Oh, brother wearers of motley, are there not moments when one grows sick of grinning and trembling and the jingling of cap and bells?
Snooty high heels.
I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
Who will wear a shoe that hurts him, because the shoe-maker tells him 'tis well made?
misbegotten cockwaffle.
Sweet Jesus, you're wearing stockings.
Christian Grey
I wear the writer pants in the family.
What the hell are those?" Zach pushed at my foot with his finger.
"My boots."
"It looks like your foot's being attacked by a Muppet.
A person of the name of Michael Jackson, with a blue welveteen waistcoat with a double row of mother of pearl buttons, Mr.
There's something very disconcerting about a sock with Winnie the Pooh on it wriggling and squirming about my knicker drawer. Looking for its honey pot.
I wear not motley in my brain.
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
Whats up home skillet, biscuit.
Put 'em on and be yourself, mister alienated loner steppenwolf bemused distant meta-izing technocrat rationalist fucking shithead.
You're not a man, you're a mushroom!
I wear not motley in my brain. Good madonna, give me leave to prove you a fool.
Three Scotsmen of the clan McKay were looking for a fourth member to fight four members of the Irish clan Magee ... 'I'm not one of you,' my father pointed out. 'You see, I'm one of the clan M-c-C-A-Y.' And that is how I got both my name and my sense of humor.
PANTALOONS, n. A nether habiliment of the adult civilized male. The garment is tubular and unprovided with hinges at the points of flexion. Supposed to have been invented by a humorist. Called trousers by the enlightened and pants by the unworthy.
out of my way cakesniffers
McCleary was an unpolished, semi attractive man in his late thirties or early forties. His hair was grey. His suit was cheap. His cologne was cheaper and his attitude was a hundred percent asshole. He have me an instant boner.
Yeah, Mr. Ball Cap would do just fine.
Okay, who wants to see me take off Snivelly's pants?
I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?
At present men make shift to wear what they can get. Like shipwrecked sailors, they put on what they can find on the beach, and at a little distance, whether of space or time, laugh at each other's masquerade.
Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity.
You all set?" he asked, tossing me a pair of sunglasses.
"Wow, nice." I felt the frame, rubbing my finger over the lenses to wipe away a smudge. "Not bad, Phoenix."
"Twinkies." He slid his pair on and adjusted the gun across his chest. "Told you. Breakfast of champions."
- Skylla and Jet
Your Pants Are Bragging at Me
Here Mr Potts come here you little idiot!
I'ma call my guns jumpers, cause my bullets just leapin to 'em.
Have you read your UNDERPANTS today?
Mr. Ellison is like a pomegranate: messy, leaves stains, more seeds than meat, but you pick one by one and discover all the little bits were worth it.
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist.
A heroin-thin boy with enough rings in his eyebrows to resemble a shower curtain rod ...
if you ever feel useless and defeated milly... just remember that you were once the fastest little spermie out of millions
fiddlesticks" and
Here it comes - Little Ms. Sassy Panties. Let me rephrase, Little Mrs. Sassy Panties.
I was trying to convince all these men to try to make a product that they didn't even wear! Or if they did wear them, they were not admitting it! There was the problem right there. No wonder their hosiery was so uncomfortable.
I would love to be like a Brian McKnight. Shoot, I'd love to be Brian McKnight.
Others wonder, if the Bogey isn't wearing his pants, who is?
You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?
Are you a man or a mouse?
Skippy Jon Jones picture book
Chocolate Cherry Fixer-Uppers
Squirrelpaw!" Brambleclaw's
The manikins, I mean the little men who held the shutters open during the day, those little metal figures: when you wanted to close the shutters you swivelled them round so that all night long they hung head down.
Finally, we realize who he is. We're staring at the Muffin Man himself.
McLaggen makes Grawp look like a gentleman.
Cupcake, your middle name is trouble.
I've got it!" he declared suddenly, snapping his fingers in triumph.
"Take your knickers off."
"What?" Did that mean what I think it did?
"Your knickers. You know - panties, underwear, muff-huggers, nasty nets -
Ms. It sounds like a sick bumblebee, it sounds frigid. I mean, who the hell would ever want to stick his hand up the dress of somebody who goes around calling herself something like Ms.? It's all so stupid.
Tyson McCabe, my bad boy, my tortured soul, my little piece of dark with bits of light that glimmer like stars.
Peppermint Patty's team is short a glove, so I'm walking over to lend them mine."
"You're kidding! Don't you think they're taking advantage of you?"
"No, I'm doing it because I want to do it."
"What are you, some kind of mystic?!
My Little Pegasus pyjamas, the
I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
An MC is somebody who can control the crowd. An MC is a master of ceremonies so not only can you say your rap, you can rock the party.
Now, for the first time in my life, I empathize 100 percent with Fluff McFly. My heart is beating at hamster-speed and I am throwing my eyes around the room, looking for some way out.