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Ever heard of the phrase 'midlife crisis'?
Exhaustion pays no mind to age or beauty. Like rain and earthquakes and hail and floods.
Mom says it's because she has PMS.
Do you even know what that means?
I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome
Middle Age - later than you think and sooner than you expect.
You go into the book store, there's the cut-out of Dr. Phil, and then the dreaded women's health section where every book, instead of the menopause book with the fanged Medusa head on the cover that might be more pertinent, you always see a flower and a poppy and a daisy and a stethoscope.
Women are like bars of soap. After a while they lose their freshness, become worn and a bit hairy.
Osteoporosis, as the third threat, is particularly attributable to women's physiology.
If I were a 40-year-old woman, 40-to-50, I'd want to be getting my mammograms. They catch cancers, and cancer is very curable if you catch it early.
I see, in women friends, a really dangerous phenomenon where it seems they reach a certain age and become invisible.
MIDLIFE is that pivotal moment when you can FINALLY say that you basically have all your shit together and then your body starts falling apart!
soy protein is famous for its ability to ease menopausal symptoms,
Everything in woman hath a solution. It is called pregnancy.
In their 30s women really start to live ... they're not children anymore, and they're not just mothers.
They say that women's sexual peaks are in their 30s or 40s, and I think that it happens because they're more comfortable. It's not some hormonal change that happens at that age. Of course, it would be nice to have more physiological insight on that.
From age 16 to age 20, a woman's body is a temple. From 21 to 45, it's an amusement park. From 45 on, it's a terrarium.
Every woman feels she is too old and has missed the boat.
Beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me.
I had the great advantage of a mother who used to tell me the most beautiful years of a woman's life are ages 35 to 45.
So, more times than not, but not every time, it can be linked to a medical problem, such as menopause, cancer, chronic pain, it can be linked to anxiety and depression. Those are the more common causes.
Old age is women's hell.
I don't like the term mid-life crisis.
A woman, as much as a man, is responsible by the age of forty for the character of her face. But women, obeying the biological imperative, strive harder to preserve a youthful appearance (the reproductive look) and lose it sooner.
Then there will come a time where, very quickly, a woman will lose what some call her beauty.
You hit 41 and you don't burn calories like you used to.
The ubiquitous term "anti-aging" has become meaningless. Women today want to look like a more revitalized version of themselves.
Growing old gracefully used to begin at about 35, but today women prefer to 'stay young gratefully' with thanks to designers, beauticians and plastic surgeons.
When I see a woman who looks her age, she's radiating something, and it's life.
Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.
I had kind of a midlife crisis at twenty which probably doesn't augur well for my longevity
It is not easy to talk about a condition once dismissed as 'the career women's disease'. But women will continue to suffer until we realise the cost of ignoring it
A woman is not old as long as she loves and is loved
Old age is a woman's hell.
My doctor says that, contrary to conventional wisdom, she doesn't believe our memories flag because of a drop in estrogen but because of how crowded it in the drawers of our minds.
I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby ...
Nature is not on the side of a girl over thirty
Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
The old is dying and the new cannot be born. In this interregnum there arises a great diversity of morbid symptoms.
LIPID (Last Idiot Person I Dated) syndrome: a largely undiagnosed but pervasive disease that afflicts single women.
The body is at its best between the ages of thirty and thirty-five.
Few women, I fear, have had such reason as I have to think the long sad years of youth were worth living for the sake of middle age.
I'm enjoying my life, post-menopause, so much. It's just so great to grow into yourself, and not be bothered with all that tyranny of biology.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
Most of your life after puberty, you're either seeking to reproduce or living with the consequences of having done so. At 70, you start going back to being 11 again.
The mid-life crisis is just those times when you're not so into the things you were when you were younger.
Youth, the more it is wasted, the sooner it wears.
I gain weight and lose it again in inevitable cycles.
Feeling young and old at the same time is the present."
From FIFTY IS THE NEW FIFTY: 10 Life Lessons for Women in Second Adulthood
If I don't have a woman every three days or so I get a terrible headache.
When women reach the age of maturity, Mother Nature sometimes overworks their frustration to the point of irrationalism. Like themiddle-aged man ... who finds himself looking longingly at a girl in her early twenties.
My age, my inclinations, are no longer what they were.
Anything you think is wrong with your body at the age of thirty-five you will be nostalgic for at the age of forty-five.
It's kind of like a midlife crisis kind of thing. When you turn 40, you have to run the marathon, while all the parts still work properly.
I'm post-menopausal. I have nothing but time. Post-menopausal do not sleep. You obviously don't know one. We get about three hours of sleep a night and the rest of the time we have to do something productive with our time.
A woman at 20 is like ice, at 30 she is warm and at 40 she is hot.
Women not only bear the brunt of the equation of beauty with youth, we perpetuate it - every time we dye our hair to cover the gray or lie about our age, not to mention have plastic surgery to cover the signs of aging.
When you hit seventy you sleep sounder, you feel more alive than when you were thirty. Obviously it's healthier to have women on your mind than on your knees.
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay.
Even though I am in my mid-40s, I live like I am in my mid-20s.
At least a third of a woman's life is marked with aging; about a third of her body is made of fat. Both symbols are being transformed into operable condition
with her hormones and possibly even with
Who knew that insanity came in hot flashes?
The first feminine feature that goes, with advancing age, is the neck.
From a May 2010 Interview, Chuck Palahniuk
Weird and creepy but true, I've been reading lots of Judy Blume. Being a 48-year-old male reading about adolescent sex in Forever gets me lots of stares in airports ... At this point I am an authority on menstruation.
If I don't have a woman for three days, I get terrible headaches.
Everything about woman is a riddle, and everything about woman has a single solution: that is, pregnancy
The heyday of woman's life is the shady side of fifty.
Rock and menopause do not mix. It is not good, it sucks and every day I fight it to the death, or, at the very least, not let it take me over.
Easing up on seventy, an age when a man might be forgiven follicular failure.
Usually when a woman is 60, it's over.
I've had the longest mid-life crisis ever.
For a woman, old age is never pretty.
All disease and aging occurs as the subtle physical body breaks down.
Anomie is not a danger only for the young; it may surface in what is now conventionally called the "crisis of mid-life" or anywhere else.
You know that you have officially HIT at total midlife crisis when you get acne on your wrinkles.
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time.
The age of a woman is not important: you can be wonderful in your 20's, amazing in your 40's and stay fabulous for the rest of your life.
Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.
Middle age is when anything new in the way you feel is most likely a symptom.
Before forty, you think that exhaustion is something like a long-lasting hangover. But at forty you learn all about it. Even your passions exhaust you.
Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature.
In centenarians and supercentenarians - people over 110 - you see a higher level of fecundity much later in life.
It is the common calamity of old age to lose whatever might have rendered it desirable ...
Women are not forgiven for ageing
When a woman ceases to alter the fashion of her hair, you guess that she has passed the crisis of her experience.
Women are frightening. If you get to 41 as a man, you're quite battle-scarred.
Woman has 3 ages: Youth, Second Youth and Everlasting Youth.
I feel special. Most women will have only one menopause, and they will hate it. I will have two, and when the second one comes, I will know what is coming. I am having my extra menopause as a cure. I have endometriosis.
the author of Why We Age: What Science Is Discovering About the Body's Journey Through Life.
thing) so instead you're subject to periods as erratic
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
old women must know something, or they wouldn't live to gather wrinkles and yell from their front stoops.
How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting ... old? If I'm ... old, then what is she?
Our brain starts a long degenerative arc beginning around age 40.
There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and 'how well you look'.
Estrogen is a powerful if vengeful hormone affecting a woman's fertility, moods, sleep patterns, appetite. Estrogen is the household heating oil of womanhood.
Age, like woman, requires fit surroundings.
When a woman is fit and healthy, everything else falls into place. We are conditioned to put others first, that 'burnt chop syndrome' we observed in our mothers. It takes discipline to pay attention to our diets, to exercise, to leave time for refreshment of mind, body and spirit.
The human body is not made to endure all the years that one may live
When you no longer look like yourself anymore, that's your body saying it's time to punch out.
There's no magazine you open, unless its AARP, that shows a woman over the age of 45 in any other light, other than having to buy Depends or Viagra.