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Don't have a cow, man.
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Don't cry over spilled milk
get angry and punch a cow.
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If a man ordered a beer milkshake he'd better do it in a town where he wasn't known.
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Lactose intolerant milk?! KISS, MY, DICK!
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Milk in a mother's breast-that's cool. Milk in a mouth-that's cool too. But milk in my trumpet? Not so cool. I have to play that thing.
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I even poured him a glass of milk.
Call me domestic.
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Son of a motherless goat!
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Get a dog biscuit out of that cabinet there," Mr. Jones told Denny.
Denny found a box of Milk-Bones and took one out.
Mr. Jones was picking up his tools. Denny held the bone out to him.
"Give it to him, not me," said Mr. Jones. "Do I look like I want a Milk-Bone?
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It doesn't matter how much milk you spill as long as you don't lose the cow.
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Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer.
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Next week we'll be investigating rumours that the president of the dairy council has become a Mason, and goes around giving his colleagues the 'secret milkshake.'
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I walk into a huge pasture. I nurse the milk of millennia.
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Little Richard was drenched in milk, and the cow was none too happy. But the iron brig door hung open. "Good job," said Slank. "Next time, you milk the cow," said Little Richard.
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I am the eggman
They are the eggmen!
I am the walrus!
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Cats and ghosts both partook of the saucers of milk and that was okay. They consumed different parts of it: the cats its substance, the ghosts its essence, and none went to waste.
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Hey, I'm so BROKE, I have a milkshake on layaway at McDonald's!
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Big cows,"
thump
"lumps of meat"
thump
. His eyes widened. "Give me milk"
thump
"warm and sweet"
thump.
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There is no substitute for milk. Sorry.
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Milk money: cash, cows, and the death of the American dairy farm / Kirk Kardashian; foreword by Senator Bernie
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If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you.
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It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk.
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Once the cow's been milked there's no squirting the cream back up her udder.
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Have you found the milk," he asked, "or must I venture out in search of a cow?
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I'm not asking you to buy the milk, O'Flaherty, I just want you to grope the cow.
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The Evil Onionman
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Networked cows are the most effective milk generators on the planet.
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How now Mad Cow?
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It is my firm conviction that man need take no milk at all, beyond the mother's milk that he takes as a baby. His diet should consist of nothing but sunbaked fruits and nuts.
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You know Case, who oversees the dairy? He saw us together in the loft last week. He says I'm the biggest fool who ever lived. I don't think he's right. But, just to be safe, I'll put out the lamp. We'll pretend we're the ancient explorers, and find our way by the stars.
Yours,
Kai
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Who will sell the Cow, must say the word.
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A creature that never cries over spilt milk: a cat.
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The God of Thunder has fallen into the milk pail!
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Mrs. Francis, may I introduce the Scourge of the Skies, the Terror of Dairy Farmers, the Lord of Lactose, Master of the Cheese Pirates of Snow Monkey Island, Captain Cheesebeard.
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to appease the milk guy by telling him I'd put those mugs out for display, but he wouldn't leave. He even offered to teach me how to milk a cow.
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Egg-sucking son of a porcupine!
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Today God gives milk / and I have the pail.
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Everybody likes the ice cream man.
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Milk does a body nothing, apparently.
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I've never met a general yet who could milk a cow.
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Sad day, my loves, a proper tragedy. But when the milk's gone bad you might as well look forward to cheese, hmm?
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Oh, yes. Milk from my favorite cows:brown.
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No principle ever filled anybody's milk bottle
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All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.
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Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk.
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It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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Inside, the doctor filled an eyedropper with goat milk and began to drip it into the back of the marten's throat. It filled him with immense medical satisfaction when eventually it urinated on the knee of his trousers. This indicated healthy renal functioning.
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I felt like I'd just discovered my last big glass of milk had actually come from a bull.
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WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW?
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I bought a cow because I wanted a glass of milk.
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I mean, there's no point in sittin' around and cryin' about spilt milk. Gotta move on.
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Hey, lay off the dairy. And uh, no more happiness.
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The problem with you is that you always see a glass of milk half empty instead of half filled.
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When the cow jerks away, it'll yank the door open."
"But what's going to make the cow jerk away?" asked Little Richard.
"You're going to milk it," said Slank.
"But I don't know how to milk a cow!" said Little Richard.
"Exactly.
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As the cream abandons the milk from which it took its life, and rises to the top and rides there, so men, because they are richer than those around about them, separate themselves, and all mankind below them they regard as skim milk.
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Milk is very nice, especially with a drop of brandy in it, but the domestic cow is only too glad to be rid of it. A swollen udder is very uncomfortable
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A little child born yesterday
A thing on mother's milk and kisses fed.
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Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff."
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I'll always be the catman.
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Why's my name the Large Professor?
Cause I milked your cow, in other words I hit your heifer.
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Motherfucking-super-spermed-son-of-a-goat-from-Ohio!
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You can't drink split milk
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If you do not milk the cow fully, it falls sick.
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Purple Cow (SETH GODIN) - Your Highlight on page 68 | location 1042-1042 | Added on Friday, 6 June 2014 10:00:32 Assume that what was remarkable last time won't be remarkable this time. ==========
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...Nothing is more disgusting than a glass of milk, especially French milk, which comes in a box and can sit unrefrigerated for five months, at which point it simply turns into cheese and is moved to a different section of the grocery store.
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
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You Are The Milk To My Shake, forever and ever. Love, J
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From a footnote: Writes Clifton Fadiman: "A cheese may disappoint. It may be dull, it may be naive, it may be oversophisticated. Yet it remains cheese, milk's leap toward immortality.
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Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun?
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There's only one thing I hate more than lying... Skim milk. which is water that's lying about being milk. Ron Swanson.
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You take [mammary] cells, you put them in a dish, and within three days ... they don't make milk. They completely forget.
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Man, through the cow, is enjoined to realize his identity with all that lives.
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Not only do I know how to milk a cow, but I know how to herd a bunch of cows, too, which is a life skill that I think may come in handy someday.
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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
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The Masked Man's son,
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Some people like milk, but I would never drink anything you have to stroke out of an animal.
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You don't find cows with names any more and there aren't any farmers like Mr. Dakin, who somehow scratched a living from a herd of six milkers plus a few calves, pigs and hens.
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Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze 'em?
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Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch.
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Don't you ever get tired of asking questions?'
'Never. They're mother's milk to me.
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The kind of person took milk in his tea on one day and decided against it on the next.
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In this world of plenty, a tiny baby, who does not yet understand the mystery of the world, is allowed to cry and cry and finally fall asleep without the milk she needs to survive.
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A paunchy man with a face the color of corned beef,
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You know, you only get to live life once, so there are two things that that yields. One is that there's no point in crying over spilt milk, but secondly you hate wasting time, energy, and whatever talent you've got.
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I will teach men the meaning of their existence: the Superman, the lightning out of the dark cloud- man.
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Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.
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Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
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Trust me, Joe. You're not a cowboy. The only cows you ever saw as a kid came under a plastic wrap in the grocery store or in a paper wrapped from McDonald's. (Tee)
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No use crying over spilled milk.
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The friendly cow, all red and white, I love with all my heart; She gives me cream with all her might, To eat with apple-tart.
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Horseman. I know you were born back when women were thought of as little more than brood mares and slaves, but it's the twenty-first century, and we can do anything a man does.
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Never mind the cream; it will always rise to the top. It's the skim milk that needs good teachers.
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My hands shook, but the milk did not touch the milk, and the Universe did not end.
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The dairy man had a Ph.D. in mathematics, and he must have had some training in philosophy. He liked what he was doing and he didn't want to be somewhere else - one of the few contented people I met in my whole journey.
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These days, you've gotta milk a dollar out of every dime.
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There would never be enough milk. One titty is too many and a thousand are never enough. What I really sought was a cosmic titty. I sought a titty so omniscient it could sate all my holes. The world was already not enough, and I, of course, was not enough either. They gave me a bottle.
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That's trouble. The pixies will sour your milk."
"I thought it was hobgoblins who soured milk."
"A dirty lie. Spread by the pixies, no doubt.
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I am full of the milk of human kindness, damn it. My trouble is that it gets clotted so easily.
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I have peanut M&M's up there."
"Not my style"
"Raisinets."
"Feh."
"Sam Adams."
Thor narrowed his eyes. "Cold?"
"Downright icy."
Thor crossed his arms over his chest and told him self he was not pouting like a five-year-old. "I want Milk Duds.
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What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?"
A Bongaloo, Son," said I,
Is a tall bag of cheese
Plus a Chinaman's knees
And the leg of a nanny goat's eye
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A mother with an infant but without a father was not welcomed in the new world. "You kilt it." "She kilt it." "I had no milk for it," she answered back.