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Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a delicacy. He was as cool as he could be, and ate dirty socks.
Daniel said, all serious, "I asked you, you seen a zombie? They got'm here in this place, I know for a fact." Tolley
Mortification was becoming my default emotion.
Mr. Invisible Baggins
Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.
People are strange. We're all morticians. Hey, what's on TV?
People sometimes have to be reminded, I'm not Frank Underwood. I'm an actor named Kevin Spacey.
Pam. Listen.'
'The phone is pressed to my ear. Speak.'
'Appius Livius Ocella just dropped in.'
'Fuck a zombie!'
- Sookie & Pam, Dead in the Family, Charlaine Harris
I wish Rick would be gang-raped by a bunch of Muslim garbage collectors.
There is a corpse somewhere on the road to town. Mr Fox does not wish it there. Remove it!' The
Mr. Long Fingers. Mr. Womb-Ticklers
Scully-'
'I screwed up.' Her hands again. 'Damnit, I screwed up.'
'Nope' [Mulder] said ... 'If I was dead, then you would have screwed up.' She saw the grin. 'Then I'd have to haunt you.'
'Mulder that's not funny.'
'But you don't believe in ghosts and goblins ...
Sherman: You are the worst.
Rick: You taught me everything I know.
The realisation that Stevey is dead returns to me in flashes, like a rotten tooth it suddenly strikes a nerve and throbs inside me.
HISTORIES OF THE DEAD
Grumpy is her favorite dwarf.
your uncle Geoffrey.
"You're drawn to the darkness, to the lawlessness. Drawn to ... "
Morpheus.
Even if Dad doesn't say it out loud, I hear the name echo in the silence.
I'm not sure what happened now; it's all a blur. I haven't seen Antonio in over a week. He never came back to school. I never talked to him after that horrible day. I'm a zombie - I eat, go to school, and play the harp. I am a zombie harpist.
Terry Gross. I would rush home from high school to listen to Terry Gross.
The dead have come to take the living. The dead in winding-sheets, the regimented dead on horseback, the skeleton that plays the hurdy-gurdy.
Where is Richard, do you know?"
"Chopping onions on the back step. Oh, you mean Master Richard? Upstairs. Eating. Where's anybody?
Rick: "...and we all need tragedy in our lives."
Marley: "Why do you think we need tragedy?"
Rick: "Because it makes us the people we are. It makes us more real. You can't experience the power of healing if you've never been broken, right?
Mornin', Mrs. Kyle.
Don't talk to me."
"Why not?"
"Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret ...
A stocky zombie with curly orange hair
Between Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. Between the Jacob I like and the one who annoys the hell out of me.
I'd only been in the business three or four years, but I told myself that someday I'd like to be Mort Janklow.
You. Me. Exorcist.
-Bones
The mortician interviewing the corpses
PLAGUEY, PLAGUEY, PLAGUEY!
Hello, freaky peoples!
i knew him, Horatio
My name is Abbey. And I'm in love with a ghost.
I'm dying!" Malfoy yelled, as the class panicked. "I'm dying, look at me! It's killed me!
I had so much fun on 'The Mindy Project.'
Ghost of Bobby: no, no you can't eat me. I'm a ghost.
Stephen Colbert: That just means that there's less bones to pick out.
Silly what's his name, the Shrek, whoever he was on the television this morning?
Oh, it was Malfoy, I was thinking about him and I lost track of things!
Oh, don't mind Humpty. He's inhaled a hell of a lot of super-glue.
The Malfoys. The family you can always rely on to make the world a murkier place.
There he is!" Ferbus drunkenly shouted as Uncle Mort and Lex returned to the car with the food, sloshing his Yorick all over Driggs. "Captain Sandwich and the Condiment Kid!
Dog diggity Cedric Diggory - you are a doggy dynamo.
That's got to be Nix," Benny said as he pulled the door open. "Hey, sweetie ... "
Morgie Mitchell and Lou Chong stood on the black porch.
"Um," said Chong, "hello to you, too, sugar lumps.
Son, I know you don't consider me family and that pain I'll take to my grave. Let me just tell you this though, never turn your back on somebody you love, you'll never forgive yourself. -Rick's Grandfather
Hey," Dopey said when I was finished reading. "How come they never mentioned me? I'm the one who found the skeleton."
"Oh, yeah," Sleepy said in disgust. "Your role was really crucial. After all, if it wasn't for you, the guy's
skull might still have been intact.
I have the most respect for Rick. You're always going to see a Shameik Moore and Rick Famuyiwa film.
Uncle Bob - "
"I could order you to."
"Well, you'd best be ordering your coffin at the same time."
"I mean it, Charley."
"I suggest a nice mahogany.
I shot that sucker right in the gumpy.
Grandma Mazur
Mr. Snow.'
'Detective Winter.'
'Do you give all of the men in your life a murder case for Christmas, or just the really special ones?
Janie.
Does not like.
To be called.
Buffy.
There is a skeleton in every house.
Evelyn: Look, I ... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
Rick: And what is that?
Evelyn: I ... am a librarian.
The Mummy (1999)
The elderly are spooky when they degenerate into
reflections of their younger selves. They say things that
make sense on some grammatical level, but it's not always
connected to reality.
I solemnly swear to tell Mrs. Casnoff that Elodie's ghost looked at me. And if I do not tell her, I swear to buy Jenna a pony. A vampire pony.
Rickey doesn't have albums, Rickey has CDs.
Mort was hurt by this. It was one thing not to want to marry someone, but quite another to be told they didn't want to marry you.
Bare," came her answer in a squeak.
"Yes, we'd both have to be bare," he said with a laugh. "Not bare naked," she gasped. "Bear bear. Furry bear. Bear!"
-Mortimer and Sam
Mr. Sausage Nose
Private Zombie, did your mother have any children that lived?"
"Sir! Yes, sir!"
"I bet when you were born she took one look at you and tried to shove you back in!
I imagine that it will not be easy to persuade Mortmain into a bonnet," Magnus observed. "Though the color would be fetching on him."
Henry burst into laughter. "Very droll, Mr. Bane."
"Please, call me Magnus."
"I shall!
There's more of gravey than grave about you, whatever you are! - Scrooge, referring to Marley's ghost which he believes is a hallucination from food poisoning
Rick's a beater. He likes it. When I first got here, he beat all the kids. I told him I wanted to take it for everybody." Beckett had shrugged like he'd just eaten the last cookie. "I'm a big fucking bastard. I can handle it.
Elmo, a character A.J. has always despised because he seems too needy. "Elmo!
I'm very disturbed to find out that the leader of the Townies has a soul and I'm beginning to develop a bit of a crush on him.
Illy [Ray Illingworth] had the man-management skills of Basil Fawlty
Sookie, my little bullet-sucker
Eric, my big bullshitter
Whoa ,zombie dude
Rick to Herschel: My wife is pregnant. That is either a gift here, or a death sentence out there.
Malfoy glanced around. Harry knew he was checking for signs of teachers. Then he looked back at Harry and said in a low voice, "You're dead, Potter."
Harry raised his eyebrows. "Funny," he said, "you'd think I'd have stopped walking around ...
I burn my neck with a fondue skewer while you watch The Cosby Show on my bed.
Jackson Rathbone - he is a prankster. Constantly scaring people from behind, stuff like that.
My favorite actor is Wallace Beery.
Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead?
Mmmmmmmm. Anderson. He's dreamy. Just dreamy. I've been a fan of his since season 1 of 'The Mole.' I just thought he was so cool when he talked in this cool, low, secret-agent voice.
Nobody. Mr nobody. Mr bones and mr had enough and mr arthur itis. Now get out and leave me alone.
The Boogeyman,' he said, just to be sure. 'The Boogeyman killed an employee of the President of the United States.'
The president nodded.
Some days, Zach thought, I really hate this job.
Amory Blaine inherited from his mother every trait, except the stray inexpressible few, that made him worth while.
Guy? Mister? Mr. Goth Man, would you please wake up so I can leave? I really don't want to hang out in a closet with a dead man any longer than I have to, okay? C'mon, please, don't make this a Weekend at Bernie's thing! (Amanda)
And why was Sheriff Turd-Breath so keen on talking to Ray-Ray? Ray-Ray
Bubba there zombies ... and there trying to eat me!
-Nick Gautier
What's your name?" Scapegrace asked.
"Gerald," said the man.
Scapegrace pondered. Gerald the zombie just didn't have that fear-inducing ring to it. "I'm going to call you Thrasher," he said.
Why darling, I'm your Auntie Mame!
Rick is the leader and I don't have a problem with that.
Rich dad, poor zombie.
I've been itching to kill a zombie lately. Can I take the lead on this one, dad?
He [Mr. Snagsby] is a mild, bald, timid man with a shining head and a scrubby clump of black hair sticking out at the back. He tends to meekness and obesity.
Nothing's impossible for Rickey. You don't have enough fingers and toes to count out Rickey.
Blow me, Grim Reaper!
Mortification. I'm draped in it. Painted in it. Buried in it.
I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!
Sudenly a gothic old man flu in on his broomstick. He had lung black hair and a looong black bread. He wus werring a blak robe dat sed 'avril lavigne' on da back. He shotted a spel and Vlodemort ran away. It was ... DUMBLYDORE!
Jacob, inspector of shadows, miraculous interpreter of squirmy gut feelings, seer and slayer of real and actual monsters -
I may look like Froggy the Gremlin, but in truth I'm Prince Fuckin Charming.
Big Daddy, Junior, and the Spook.
Lance?" I hear him whisper in the darkness.
"Yeah, babe, I'm here."
"Come to bed."
I undress and crawl under the covers with him. His arms go around me and hold me tight.
"I love you, Rick."
"I know, baby. I'm sorry."
"Me too.
If I'm not a murderer," asked Corny, "how come I keep killing people?
The Scientist - with capital letters and no smile.
Till, this is my boyfriend, Ray Mabie.
Granny looked up at the zombie. He was - or, technically, had been - a tall, handsome man. He still was, only now he looked like someone who had walked through a room full of cobwebs.
'What's your name, dead man?' she said.
Operation: Hansel & Gretel