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beaver drools in my underwear.
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misbegotten cockwaffle.
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Holyfuckingmancandy.
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remove the speck from your
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The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?
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My nards aren't clean
Ive been partying
With Charlie Sheen
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Life is a big fat gigantic stinking mess, that's the beauty of it, too.
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We tend to be rather murky little ponds, containing many layers of suspended dirt and grime and our greatest depths are stirred by the strangest of currents.
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This isn't D.C., Murrary, this is Ann Arbor, Michigan. This is a long-haired, pot-smoking little college town.
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Blueberry Muffins
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I'm a cotton-headed ninny muggins.
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living in a stinking
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Astonishingly slimy and dangerous
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What Mufy means is that he is in possession of rather capacious breasts for a male of the human species
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The Mayor of Murslaugh was a jolly, ebullient man of the sort who, in a well-ordered world, would be called Fezziwig. That his name was Brown was a powerful indictment on the sorry state of things.
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Nice going, Beef McQueef.
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It smells like mulberries."
"Sometimes it smells like bananas or artichokes.
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I'm funkier than a locker room after a hoop game.
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A mutt is couture-it's the only one like it in the world, made especially for you.
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There's the mackerel of the cornflake for you, you dirty reader of filth and nastiness.
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If anybody ever marries you, it will be for the pleasure of hearing you talk piffle
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screwed blued and tattooed
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Dust billowed around us, creeping under our loose-tied handkerchiefs and into our noses and mouths. It was fine and silty, red as ochre or the brush-tailed fox,
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Tweedle dee and tweedle dum
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Meredith Chambers, hottest romance agent in New York, filthiest mouth east of the Mississippi. Or west, come to think of it. Some women walking by give her a shocked, slightly annoyed expression. She responds with aplomb. "Legs together, ladies. I'm not afraid of a little muff diving.
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dung. Spot wouldn't even put his nose inside the
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Do I Stank or was it already Stanky in Here?
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The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk.
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Congratulations. You caught yourself a Munchkin.
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Good God, with a bounty
Look down on Marion County,
For the soil is so pore, and so awful rooty, too,
I don't know what to God the pore folks gonna do.
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Um, yes sir. It's just. That looks like a hamster." "It is a hamster. In all essentials. However, we call them POCKs. That stands for Piece Of Crap.
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Malory! You've got a chipmunk on your pussy!
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Dirt is not dirty, but only something in the wrong place.
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You couldn't muck out a horse stall in Christian Louboutins.
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Jacob: I've never seen so much manure. Wade: Baggage stock horses. They pack'em in 27 a car. Jacob: how do you stand the smell? Wade: what smell?
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Living is messy.
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Having been through the muck and mire, I've had my own brush with bad choices.
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Cecy, help me to collect the ducklings, and put them back into the box! If we were to place your muff on top of them they will very likely believe it to be their mother, and settle down!
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Ever since about 3.8 billion years ago, when the first cells began quivering in the primordial ooze, Evolution has produced a nonstop parade of inflatable noses, bizarre genitalia, awkward feeding habits, aggressively antisocial tendencies, and mucus. So much mucus.
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What fresh hell is this?
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Toast your goddamn muffins.
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The Box, shuck-face, the Box!
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Bitch be cray cray. --Murphy
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Poo" Manchee barks quielty to himself. "Poo, poo, poo."
"Just have yer stupid poo and quit yapping about it.
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When you spend your life taking care of mudmen, you can't help getting a little dirty yourself.
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you curdled clot of whores piss
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What did you have for breakfast? Bitch Flakes?
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A little mucus is nothing against the power of the Lord.
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A mutt is a dog. He is the stuff of dogginess, a creature allied to species, not breed, and untrammeled by human hand or preference.
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Potty Sludge! Dirt Face! THIS IS FOR MY MOTHER, ESPERANZA VALDEZ!" His
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When you're in the muck you can only see muck. If you somehow manage to float above it, you still see the muck but you see it from a different perspective. And you see other things too. That's the consolation of philosophy.
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I'm not a mushy person at all.
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WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.
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Mike Jack. Who's bad? Aint on my period, but I got a new pad.
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You have the dirtiest mouth.
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SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO GET MUDDY
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Sometimes a mindfuck was a satisfying and productive fuck after all.
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Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd.
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One thing about a skunk - once you recognize the markings, you know things are gonna stink.
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It looks like frozen snot.
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Throw dirt on my name, and I still come out clean
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He's like a demented ferret up a wee drainpipe.
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I love musk oil. There's something about musk that makes it memorable without being overpowering.
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Think before you stink
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How much better a man feels when he is mixed with halibut and leg of mutton and roebuck
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Death by muffin.
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Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety.
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Quack, damn you!
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck chlamydia?
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Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.
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stuff and nonsense
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I hate wack niggas, I should really slap niggas.
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Mashed-in nose, half of one ear missing, eyes the color of rotting squash.
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A splendour of miscellaneous spirits.
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Miserliness is a capital quality to run in families; it's the safe side for madness to dip on.
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I'm gonna kill you, shuck-face!
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The stink of rot and ruin, of old dreams, broken screams, and wicked, dirty little things.
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Life is the messy bits.
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You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
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Human society is ninety percent muck that won't disperse to the appropriate location that's why I chose the profession of plumber.
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What was that shuck thing?" -Minho
"Magic goop that eat's people's heads, that's what it bloody was." -Newt
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Don't know what to do in a world without mud and moss, brother.
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You're a bum-rag covered in clart!
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Dorcas, you already reek like a Marseilles cat house; don't wheedle Mike for more stinkum.
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Damn description, it is always disgusting.
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Mulligan: invented by an Irishman who wanted to hit one more twenty yard grounder.
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Talking to morons like that is like pissing in a urinal full of cigarette butts, like shitting in a toilet full of Tampax: nothing gets flushed, and everything starts to stink.
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I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu.
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In Atlantic City about to get my crunk on. I don't know what that means.
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This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, muthafucka!
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Nincompoops. (Quincy,
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Fuck a motherfucking fuckduck"
- Wraith
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Dirt is matter in the wrong place.
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An odor of June mud, backwashed with essence of meadow-grass and a whiff of cow.
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I came from a poor family. My father was from Glasgow, Scotland; my mother's brothers were brakemen on the railroad. We didn't have anything but mush for breakfast.
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Rache! Glad you're ... Tink loves a duck!" he said, wings clattering. "It stinks of sex in here. God, woman. I leave you alone for one night, and you're humping the ghost." - Jenks to Rachel
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Well, it takes all kinds to make a mess.
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You pussy-whipped douche waffle.
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Dirt is chaos, gritty, full of bugs and decay, but from that dirt comes such immense beauty. Roses, tulips, tomatoes, peonies, raspberries, oranges, magnolias...and even me.
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This life is messy.