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A mutt is a dog. He is the stuff of dogginess, a creature allied to species, not breed, and untrammeled by human hand or preference.
What had happened to the old Jack Grammar, the one who would have flubbed it somehow?
Well, I reasoned: I could still flub it. Let the flubbing begin!
Its a muck hole not a fuck hole!
Finally, we realize who he is. We're staring at the Muffin Man himself.
The Hoff has become larger than life, so I can't do anything small any more. If I mess up, it becomes big no matter what it is, so if I do something positive, it has to be equally big.
Mutt enjoyed traveling by car, but he was an unquiet passenger. He suffered from the delusion, common to dogs and small boys, that when he was looking out the right-hand side, he was probably missing something far more interesting on the left-hand side.
It occurs to me that Mutt Malvern doesn't know me well enough to say something to properly hurt me.
Game On, Motherfucker.....
You look as scary as a buttered muffin.
Holy effing moly.
Anytime "mushed" accurately describes your architecture, you likely have a problem.
Did you just call me a mutt?":
"Yes! Fur, paws..selective deafness. Just like my aunt's lab. He always ignores me unless I have food for him. So ... mutt.
WHAT THE EFF IS GOING ON?" I roar, but I don't say "eff", now do I? Cuz it seems the situashun calls for something a little stronger. "WHAT EFFING PLAN?
Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!'
Okay, okay. Ms. Muffin stays. But keep in mind; first impressions are everything, and the only people Ms. Muffin will impress are six-year-olds." "Precisely, madre. I don't want to be friends with people who aren't six. At heart. Only at heart. Because it's also fun to legally drive.
Why?' - Nasuada
'You know why' - Murtagh
Here lies a nuisance dedicated to sanity.
Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego.
Why does a silly bird go on saying "chiff-chaff" all day long? Is it happiness or hiccups?
You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
Mischief Managed.
Now, for the first time in my life, I empathize 100 percent with Fluff McFly. My heart is beating at hamster-speed and I am throwing my eyes around the room, looking for some way out.
I'm the muhfucka that did this to you! If y'all don't know me, you better get to know me, or fuck around and wind up wit' a hole in your forehead.
Mungo was a gnome. Disguised as a dwarf. The blatantly false beard was a giveaway. It appeared that Mungo had crafted it himself out of hair collected from a wide assortment of cars and then glued it to his face.
I'm not a mushy person at all.
What the hell is that?" I laughed.
"It's my fox hat."
"Your fox hat?"
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.
I knew I should have cleaned that musket!
Wizened and white, with brown blotched on her face the size and complexity of unshelled peanuts, Midge had a jitter in her head that made her pew like a chicken trying to make up its mind what to peck.
In an interesting inversion of status, the reigning breed in the dog park these days is the really-oddball-unidentifiable-mixed-breed-mutt-found-wandering-the-street or its equivalent. The stranger the mutt the better; the more peculiar the circumstance of it coming into your life, the better.
That mush plays havoc downstairs, you know?
I'm obsessed with muffins.
Shut the F--- up and create your f---ing art.
I ope ya don't mind, Charlie, but I borrowed one a ya effs.'
'Ya did?'
'Yeah.' he smiled. 'I told 'im to start finkin' smart.
Touche, mon ami. Too fugging shay.
Finch picked up one of the ancient fax-mags and brought it over to me.
"I don't need anything to read," I said. "I'll just sit here and eavesdrop along with you."
"I thought you might sit on the mag," he said. "It's extremely difficult to get soot out of chintz.
You pussy-whipped douche waffle.
I'm a mutt as far as music is concerned because I listen to everything.
I cannot stand no wack MC.
So step back if you please,
And don't test me, you're history.
Frustration was my constant companion. I wanted to scream. What the he-eck are we supposed to do now? I asked Fang.
He looked at me, and I could tell he was mulling over the problem. He held out a small waxed-paper bag.
Peanut?
Warning: I may contain more than a trace amount of nut.
Death by muffin.
I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu.
My mother is a muttonhead.
Faffing is completely harmless, whereas its opposite - dynamic, purposeful activity - is often very harmful. Faffers do not tend to kill people or make them work 12-hour days or sell them shoddy merchandise or lend them vast sums of money that they cannot pay back.
Like I gave a fuck.
Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.
I want my fluff-fluff! (Bob) Fluff-fluff ... (Zarek looked panicked.) (Zarek)
misbegotten cockwaffle.
It's time now to turn this mush into muscles
John the Skrull: (as Merlyn) "Here, listen. It's me, Merlyn, the magic man. There's no need for all this conflict, like. I command you to
"
Tink: "Suck my tits, you fairy fuckers!"
John the Skrull: "I was going to say 'give peace a chance' ...
Muthuhfuckin' muthuhfucker! I oughta come over there kick your ass myself, worryin'me like this? I got your back homes! I got your back!
So Mauclair takes snuff, does he?" he asked carelessly. "'Yes, Mr. Commissary....Look, there is his snuff-box on that little shelf....Oh! he's a great snuff-taker!" "So am I," said Mifroid and put the snuff-box in his pocket.
Fee fi foe fum, she's scratching on my back. Oh, here she comes.
For my Mr. Fox
(whoever you are)
I ought to come up there and break your shuck nose.
Just because I'm no jaw clacker doesn't mean there should be a ruction put up whenever I have sommat to say.
I wear not motley in my brain.
that's as nutty as squirrel turds
Heckle and Jeckle again
You're such a mut!"
He laughs. "I'm a mut? Jesus, what you? Twelve? And don't throw insults at me. I wasn't the one perving on my hot body."
"I was not perving!" I cry with indignation.
"So, you admit I'm hot."
"I, what? No, I don't admit anything!"
He's laughing at me now.
Mulder gave a crooked smile of welcome. 'Sorry,' he said, 'Nobody down here but the F.B.I.'s most unwanted.
So you and the lovely Agent Scully are going down to investigate?' Frohike said, sounding hopeful.
'Yeah, we leave for Cancun tomorrow.'
'Our tax dollars at work,' Langly snorted.
'I'd love to see Agent Scully with a healthy tropical tan,' Frohike said.
'Down, Frohike,' Mulder said.
Talk? Well, it's just Muff Potter, Muff Potter, Muff Potter all the time. It keeps me in a sweat, constant, so's I want to hide som'ers." "That's just the same way they go on round me. I reckon he's a goner. Don't you feel sorry for him, sometimes?" "Most always - most always. He ain't
MACDUFF That way the noise is. Tyrant, show thy face! If thou beest slain, and with no stroke of mine, My wife and children's ghosts will haunt me still.
A NOTE FROM RYKE Fuck off.
Do not resemble me-Never be like a musk melon Cut in two identical halves.
You can rake the muck this way, rake the muck that way
it will always be muck. Have I sinned or have I not sinned? In the time I am brooding over it, I could be stringing pearls for the delight of Heaven
Raffe sounds like Raw Feet. Coincidence?
The murex Dr. Geffard keeps on his desk can entertain her for a half hour, the hollow spines, the ridged whorls, the deep entrance; it's a forest of spikes and caves and textures; it's a kingdom. Her
So sorry does not unfuck this situation, Lee
Amongst the financial Twitterati, the term 'muppets' has come to describe any client used and abused by some financial predator. I've adopted the term to describe portfolios that have been assembled for purposes other than serving the clients' best interests.
A bad word that I can't say that starts with f.
Ye have ta ask me dat? Ye do na know dat ye are all dat madders ta me?
You take one step closer and I'll slit your throat, you mung-encrusted camel-fucker.
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If I were to select a jack-booted group of fascists who are perhaps as large a danger to American society as I could pick today, I would pick BATF [the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms].
you are unimportant to the important!
This bulletin brought to you from the Department of Duh.
What nationality are you Mary-Ann can't tell you look like a mixed breed mut
Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.
Don't try to outfox this chicken...
I mun hev' my wage, and I mun goa! I hed aimed to dee wheare I'd sarved fur sixty year;
In my garden I pick a musk melon feeling like a thief
Aint nuttin' but a peanut.
All my words are but chaff next to the faith of a simple man.
I'm glad of it, that's one of your foolish extravagances, sending flowers and things to girls for whom you don't care two pins," continued Jo reprovingly. "Sensible girls for whom I do care whole papers of pins won't let me send them 'flowers and things', so what can I do? My feelings need a 'vent'.
Poirot was standing in the larder in a dramtic attitude. In his hand he was brandishing a leg of mutton.
'My dear Poirot! What is the matter? have you gone mad?'
'Regard i pray you this mutton! But regard it closely!
a confused heap of mingle-mangle").
I love musk oil. There's something about musk that makes it memorable without being overpowering.
And we'll call you ... hmmm. Pudge."
"Huh?"
"Pudge," the Colonel said. "Because you're skinny. It's called irony, Pudge. Heard of it? Now, let's go get some cigarettes and start this year off right.
Nothing worth noting.
Don't you understand Tink? You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!
I ain't gonna pay no dollar for a corn muffin that's half dough.
Well, I'm going to say goodbye. There's only so much my ego can take. This was a great growth experience but I can't say I'm eager to stand around and marinate in it. Please don't come buy your muffin from me tomorrow. I hope wherever you do buy one, it has raisins in it.
remove the speck from your
Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.
You know fuck all, Dandelion.' 'Do
Why you no good, scruffy looking, nerf herder!
Raif spared me the embarrassment of making me wear one of his Lord of the Rings outfits.
It was all I could do to stop my cunt from coming round to see you without me.'
'Who's Mike Hunt?