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Piggy was a bore; his fat, his ass-mar
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While your children are sleeping, your puppy is crappin'.
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A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.
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Shaggy wrapper, flapping hat, and muddy legs, was rather
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Southern DADDY - Dandy At Doin' Diapers Y'all!
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I think Zippy is part of me, but I'm not Zippy.
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I can't nap when you're talking. And I need my naptime. If not, I'll end up driving off the road on the way to the airport tomorrow.
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baby's diaper is soiled, or it can be manually checked by inserting
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At night when they prepared for bed Freda removed all her clothes and lay like a great fretful baby, majestically dimpled and curved. Brenda wore her pajamas and her underwear and a tweed coat - that was the difference between them.
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So is he gonna wake up from that nap yet or what?
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In the morning, Liam enjoyed a long, lovely cuddle in bed with Mommy and Daddy. Then he grew excited because Mommy and Daddy started getting ready to go somewhere. Often that meant he got to go somewhere too, and he liked exploring this new, sunny place.
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out for the laundry. 'When
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I turned to my own bunk and examined it with a kind of appalled fascination. If the mattress stains were anything to go by, a previous user had not so much suffered from incontinence as rejoiced in it. He had evidently included the pillow in his celebrations.
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This best time to Nap is ... after the one before.
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Those of us who have reached our more mature years know the value of a nap, Maisie, and we can indulge ourselves without the comfort of pillow or bed.
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The loamy perfume
Of ferns, rain, earth, flees before
Mister poopie pants
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Diaper spelled backwards is repaid , think about it.
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Naps are nature's way of reminding you that life is nice, like a beautiful swinging hammock strung between birth and infinity.
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No one likes change but babies in diapers.
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Naps are not a sign of physical slovenliness. They are a sign that I am listening to my body. It will reward me with stable emotions, hormones that stay in check, social finesse, continued cleverness, and the ability to write prose that does not make me gag.
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poxy shitweasel,
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Pigpen's on the move.
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I have a whole army of pajamas.
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Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt
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What the ever-loving fuck was a cuddle puddle?
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I poop in the backyard ... I wear disposable diapers.
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I need a night out away from crayon drawings on the wall, mushed food in the carpets, and poo-splosions in nappies.
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A purring noise woke him. Something furry was curled on his chest. Jarby opened one eye slowly. Something black, white, buff, and lemon-smelling. He glared at her and groaned. Stupid wytzl. Buffi chirruped and fluttered away to Poke.
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She started naming the fish. 'Loppy, Troppy, Hoppy, Soppy, Boppy, Floppy, Moppy and Roppy.
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Since Jeannie is a big believer in attachment parenting and I'm a spineless coward, we have instituted an open-door policy, meaning if one of our kids has a nightmare, they are welcome to come in our room and pee in our bed. Luckily this only happens every night.
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Lovey dovey or fucky wucky
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My little cup brims with tiddles.
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I like naps. I don't drink coffee.
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Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd.
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When in doubt, take a nap, (Secret Ingredient)
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I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. - T-SHIRT
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This was the kack's cradle, icky-poo's bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet.
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A power nap, is when you sleep on someone who's weaker than you
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I wish I knew what you were talking about," she returned. "Where's
the pin?"
"Pin?"
"Yes. Pin. To fasten the diaper. The kid can't hold the thing up with
two hands.
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Your tummy, soft as
warm dough. I knead and knead, then
bake it with a nap.
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Napping is too luxurious, too sybaritic, too unproductive, and it's free; pleasures for which we don't pay make us anxious. Besides, it seems to be a natural inclination ... Fighting off natural inclinations is a major Puritan virtue, and nothing that feels that good can be respectable.
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She'd put the envelope Tibby had left for her unopened in her underwear drawer. At first it was so she would see it there, and then she tried to cover it so she wouldn't see it there, but it turned out her underwear was too flimsy to cover anything.
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My sister called her pillow a pilgo. My brother called his pacifier his nimma. But I don't think I was much of a word generator myself.
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Look at me, you chatty bitch, I'm a goddamn pinata! Fuck off and let me sleep before I puke up a kidney on your slutty leather pants!
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Sleep knits up the raveled sleeve of care.
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I wasn't ecstatic about being pregnant - I wasn't somebody who actively wanted kids. Certainly there were no fantasies about nappy-changing.
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Petunia's having a baby."
"What?"
"Petunia!" Georgie said, more urgently. "She's having puppies in the dryer!"
"No, she's not. She's having a C-section in two weeks."
"Great!" Georgie shouted. "I'll go tell her!
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Dizzy, chilly, and beat, Raven collapsed on her bed. She rolled over, sensing a pea under the mattress. Typical Orientation Week prank. She dug around, found the pea, and tossed it across the room.
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I am sorry to say that Peter was not very well during the evening.
His mother put him to bed, and made some camomile tea; and she gave a dose of it to Peter!
'One table-spoonful to be taken at bed-time.'
But Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail had bread and milk and blackberries for supper.
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A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops [very pleasant thanks for that mental image Maurice!]
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Don't make me Alice-nap you, Alice. Because you know I can carry you.
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Zippy is living in the moment.
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Loopy as a crochet convention.
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I am Snugglepumpkin. Hear me roar
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The biggest thing I remember is that there was just no transition. You hit the ground diapering.
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Don't you have any clothes?"
"Quite honestly, no I don't."
"Cover yourself up!"
"Fine." There was a rustling sound. "Okay I'm covered. I had no idea you were such a prude.
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sometimes decided to be truculent and unyielding, like a grouchy toddler -
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Crochety friend. On the afternoon of the second day, she went out to do an
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Loony, Loopy Lupin.
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Find your pacifier and shut the hell up!
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I watched my friend Eleanor give birth," she said. "Once you've seen a child born, you realize a baby's not much more than a reconstituted ham and cheese sandwich. Just a little anagram of you and what you've been eating for nine months.
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The terrifying fear of a crash had triggered the fight-or-flight response in the child, making him burn a mule, but only he knew about it - thanks to his tight and reliable underpants.
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Damn skippy." "Who is Skippy? Why are you mad at him?" "It's an expression. Like bet your ass." "People
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Undies on, undies on, high ho the dairy-o, I'm going to keep my undies on!
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It's a gray morning. A roll-over-and-snuggle-deeper-in-the-covers morning.
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There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away, "There's my poochiekins!"
...
"Sadie," My dad said firmly, "Please do not refer to the devourer of souls as 'poochiekins'.
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Caleb! Stop napping!"Nick
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The twelve months ...
Snowy, Flowy, Blowy,
Showery, Flowery, Bowery,
Hoppy, Croppy, Droppy,
Breeze, Sneezy, Freezy.
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If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.
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It is that word 'hunny,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up.
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Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socks
and put the kid out of his misery.
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As simple an act as reading or writing a sentence must be surrounded by perceptory nap and weave ... an itch, a stray memory from childhood, the distant sound of a barking dog, or something left over from the lunch that is found caught between the teeth.
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Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.
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I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies
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I'm not a mama's boy or anything. I'm a full-grown man who only occasionally wears diapers (you have to in an EVA suit).
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When the going gets tough, the tough take a nap.
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You've never potty-trained a toddler, have you, Johanna? It's like working as a ball boy at Wimbledon, but with shit. And it goes on for months. With people crying at you.
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I am a great believer in naps, whatever age you are.
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occasional puke puddle.
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Pajamas? Poor people don't wear pajamas. We fall asleep in our underwear or blue jeans. To this day, I find the very notion of pajamas an unnecessary elite indulgence, like caviar or electric ice cube makers.
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Taking a dump...blackout
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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.
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I just peed and forgot to take off my underwear.
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Pigskin crackling on my thumb, nummy nummy I hate pain.
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Dandelion! You're asleep in the saddle!' 'I'm not asleep. I'm thinking creatively!
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You can take care of him," she insisted. This was madness. This was a true example of temporary insanity.
"I can't."
"Why not?" She demanded.
"Umm ... I don't ... like ... " I couldn't say diapers. I had my own baby! "I don't like ... black ... babies ...
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Granny panties. White as a flag, but with no surrender.
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Come on, Ella. Sleep green.'
Ignoring him, I got into bed wearing a T-shirt and boxer shorts printed with penguins. I reached over to the nightstand and flipped off the lamp.
A moment of silence, and then I heard a lecherous murmur. 'I like your penguins.
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Daddy said you're a flat-chested old maid who probably sleeps with your legs crossed.
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If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
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Your Wheezy, sir, your Wheezy - Wheezy who is giving Dobby his sweater!
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Napping is divine, but I no longer have all the time in the world.
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Thank the gods for crunchy food. "I don't see how we are expected to be confined in this . . ." Chew. Chew. Chew. "The blanket is hardly big enough to cover my . . ." Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.
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Clippy got that pervert-on-the-playground look again..
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The replenishing thing that comes with a nap - you end up with two mornings in a day.
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I like to take afternoon naps in the nude.
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waistcoat-pocket,
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From adult diapers to bedpans? Move over, Elvis, I'm the afterlife of the party!
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I want to rasp into sober cryptology and say something dynamic, but tonight is my laundry night.
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Please consult your child's Witch doctor before using this product. Diapers may cause severe allergies, internal bleeding, and irreversible sex change.