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Thou art a peanut.
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I like my nuts," Mooner said. "I don't want them cut off. I'd be, like, nutless then.
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Neferet, you're nuttier than squirrel turds.
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I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.
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They've said 'Roseanne's nuts' for years, and now I'm going to make that a reality - I'm all about nuts now, macadamia nuts!
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I think I'll get a nut roast. Maybe a nut roast is too lesbian?
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The ancient wisdom of the masters says that even a mighty oak was once a nut like you.
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You've always been nuts. That's fine. I can deal with nuts. But lately, you've been depressed nuts. I can't deal with that.
- Anthony
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The biggest nuts and guess what? He is I and I am him.
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Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts.
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Sometimes the peanut; sometimes the shell.
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Just to make sure the odd humanoid aberration doesn't get away, always pin it through the nuts.
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Being nuts is its own reward.
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She's as nutty as squirrel poo.
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looked like a toothless walnut.
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He's as nutty as a vegan T-bone.
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I'm not a nutcase. I know that.
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Mellow nuts have the hardest rind.
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If there was a god, I'd still have both nuts.
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Nobody can live in the past or the future without being something of a nut.
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Good-quality nuts, toasted in a little butter and salt, make a magical addition to many salads.
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Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."
Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell.
"I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.
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Dislodging a green nut from it's shell is almost impossible, but let it dry and the lightest tap will do it.
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If you spend all your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.
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The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and he will crack open a tale ...
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ground-nuts to keep you alive till I return. If any of you do not know how to clean and cook them, Captain Grant will show you. I promise you I will have all the food you want at this place
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Does your guilty past catch up so fast with your age? You've been robbing hex nuts, cap nuts, lock nuts and wing nuts. No wonder you have turned into a greedy nut." ~ Angelica Hopes, If I Could Tell You
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What's going on with you and Horny Nut Sac?" "Who?" "Randy Balls. Come on. Spill it. He's clearly had his face in your beaver.
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Today's Oak tree are tomorrows Nut that stood his ground.
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Time to wake up." Rick muted the TV when a commercial came on. He slipped on his reading glasses and asked, "What is the groundnut better known as?" Lydia carefully rolled onto her back so the cat wouldn't be disturbed. "The peanut.
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There is a phrase "neither flesh nor fowl nor good red herring." This thing was all of them, plus some other bits of beasts unknown to science or nightmare or even kebab. There was certainly some red, and a lot of flapping, and Nutt was sure he caught a glimpse of an enormous sandal ...
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Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
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In the case of the cashew, someone, somewhere, a long time ago determined that it had to be roasted. The cashew was once nicknamed the blister nut, because if you try to eat it raw from the tree, your mouth pays the price. The cashew is not a nut, however; it's a seed.
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At least being nuts is being somewhere.
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God often gives nuts to toothless people. - Matt Groening
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How They Went to the Mountains to Eat Nuts
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You can't spell squirrel without si, and that's me.
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If you were anyone else, your nuts would be taking a long vacation, and the destination would be out of your mouth
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When the going gets tough . . . you kick the going in the nuts!
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For women, eating just two handfuls of nuts a week may extend their lives as much as by jogging four hours a week.
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topped with whipped cream, chopped nuts
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There is nothing hard inside the olive; nothing hard outside the nut.
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In most conventional novels, God is not allowed to be nuts. Nor are nuts allowed to be God.
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I'm a conservative, but I'm not a nut about it.
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Some people like M&Ms plain, and some people like them with nuts.
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started wondering if other people's families are as nutty as mine. Or is mine extra nutty? Like, chunky-peanut-butter nutty?
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I think everybody's nuts.
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Peanuts/Peanut Butter
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Dropped a peanut in my belly button, do I eat it or ...
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It was the first follower that transformed the lone nut into a leader.
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The taxpayer group in every state is always - always referred to as nuts.
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You can't go wrong with some nuts. The key word is 'some.' Eat them one at a time, not by the handful.
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Everyone in this world is nuts, the difference is some of them just really good at disguising it.
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Never torque a man's nuts unless you are his mechanic!!
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I don't know which is more nutty. All this stuff I do outside of work, or the stuff I do all week.
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Some things we need to talk about, but not here. I'll see you later, darling."
"No you won't, nut muffin!
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I broke open a boiled peanut and popped the nut in my mouth.
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A great brain and a huge organization have been turned
to the extinction of one man. It is crushing the nut with the
triphammer
an absurd extravagance of energy
but the nut is very
effectually crushed all the same.
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This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.
-Ty Henderson
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She were forced to describe it, she would say that it tasted exactly like squirrel: fuzzy, damp, slightly nutty. Have you lost your
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Every oak tree started out as a couple of nuts who stood their ground.
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Broke a nail clean off, and when it grew back it looked like a Brazil nut.
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Even summarized, it sounded nuttier than a squirrel turd at a peanut festival.
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Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey.
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You've been a thief of nuts. No wonder you turned into one." ~ Angelica Hopes, If I Could Tell You
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Hickory dickory dock my daddy's nuts from shellshock.
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Guys I'm kind of nutty, but you have to understand that that's all just me being myself.
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Why leave the nut you got for one you don't know?
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I would rather be nuts than unattractive.
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I have a nut allergy. When I was at school the other children used to make me play Russian roulette but force-feeding me a packet of Revels.
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Since Mags seems to have no ill effects from the nuts, Peeta collects bunches of them and fries them by bouncing them off the force field.
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People will eat more salad if there's a chance the next bite will contain a toasted nut.
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I like cashew nuts.
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I love you as much as I love Nutella.
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Behold the Power of the peanut. His body mass may be small, but his influence is mighty. The last holdout in the Tower has officially fallen to him.
(Said by Pia about the effect her son 'peanut' had on the Sentinel Aryal)
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You think nuts don't apply to the FBI? We get 'em all the time. A man in a Moe hairpiece applied in St. Louis last week. He had a bazooka, two rockets, and a bearskin shako in his golf bag." "Did you hire him?
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Don't look at the hole in the doughnut. Look at the whole doughnut.
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Oh kid, it's all about confidence. That's the whole shebang right there. Whatever you do, do it with your nuts. That's how Ruth swung a bat-with his nuts. Court a girl, rob a bank, brush your teeth, do it with and from your God-given nuts or don't do it at all.
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A first class professional nutcracker who might have done a job about a week ago; stolen some bells.
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That's us," he said. "Those five nuts right there."
"Which one is me?" I asked.
"The little deformed one," Zoe suggested.
"Oh, shut up.
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I'm Odd but I'm not nuts.
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Nuts didn't need religion to make them nuts, Allison had long since decided, but it did seem to give them a certain added sense of commitment to whatever goals their nutdom decided to embrace.
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He was wide-eyed as he spoke. He says you are a nut and I am a nut.
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I want a doughnut
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Zeev Feinberg parted from his own obligation and left Yaffa on the sofa, blushing about something he had just wispered to her. Now Zeev wanted to see what the goddess of luck had given his friend, and once again noted that the bitch invariably gives nuts to people who have no teeth.
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Please sir, eat the nuts that are here for you. - Melamie Masters
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Nutshells close and encapsulate, shelter and protect, reduce and simplify, while everything in deconstruction is turned toward opening, exposure, expansion, and complexification, toward releasing unheard of, undreamt of possibilities to come, toward cracking nutshells wherever they appear.
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This isn't like peanut butter. You can't just add nuts and make me chunky.
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My father said I was perfectly suited for Washington because I've always worked around nuts.
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A fucking masochist and a sadist. Worst of the nuts to crack: the ones who didn't care what happened to themselves.
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I was completely nuts for most of my life.
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I have a secret stash of Nutella that I pull out when necessary. That chocolate-hazelnut combo is my wife's kryptonite.
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How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?
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It was a universal truth among males that anytime you saw a guy get it in the nuts, you experienced a shot of phantom pain in your own croquet set.
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If a man has but one child," said the Senator, "and the family is famous for producing unusual, strong-willed individuals, what standards can the man have for deciding whether or not his child is a nut?
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Worldly riches are like nuts; many a tooth is broke in cracking them, but never is the stomach filled with eating them.
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My fans have designated themselves the, uh, 'Pine Nuts.' They're a nutty bunch.
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To take the nuts from the fire with the dogges foot.
[To take the nuts from the fire with the dog's foot.]
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WHEN SOMEONE SAYS, It's the Squirrel, you don't ask questions.
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Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?