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ELAINE: Jerry, it's B.O. JERRY: But the whole car smells. ELAINE: So? JERRY: So when somebody has B.O., the "O" usually stays with the "B." Once the "B" leaves, the "O" goes with it.
Oh, I dasn't, Mars Tom. Ole missis she'd take an' tar de head off'n me. 'Deed she would.
Om is the bow, the arrow is soul,
I'm only Oz when I'm with Adrienne.
Read in oreder to live
I'm an old-school guy.
I'm bored, lalalallalalala OLLI OXEN SOMETHING!!
Oh, my giddy aunt!
The pig says oink.
What? It's not my blood!"
"Let me see it," Julian demanded, and a moment later there were sounds of a scuffle from the back seat.
"I am AB positive and this is distinctly type O blood!" Ty finally shouted at him. "Look at the little Os!
i said abooshnosh
Is it a big ass firm or a big firm ass?
You bore ne rigid.
Just call me Sassenach.
A Southerner, inferior.
Oh Ford, oh Ford!
I'm a Raider. Die hard Raider.
What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.
Kiss my ass Rath Roiben Rye
When two(cars) run an orange, the red leaks." MS
Well, a good ole boy is somebody that rides around in a pick-up truck - which I do - and drinks beer and puts 'em in a litter bag. A redneck's one that rides around in a truck and drinks beer and throws 'em out the window.
I'm an old-fashioned guy.
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa
Hail to thee, Alabama, thou verdant trollop!
My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question
Greetings, Colonel. Please sit
Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.
Old folks are the nation.
undemonstrative in a burly fat-pig style
Untruthful! My nephew Algernon? Impossible! He is an Oxonian.
Starkville is an Indian word for trailer park.
It's new, it's improved, it's old fashioned.
Uh ... you know, strict." "With occasional lapses into lacto and ovo, huh?" "Yes. Except on weekends and nights when I'm stoned. Then I'm a steako-lacto-ovo ... or maybe a porkchopo-lacto-ovo ...
That computer was made in Alabama
Bonapartist democrat."
"Grey shades of a quiet mouse colour.
(Oxford: Clarendon
Ole Anderson! Layin' down could not take me out with a steel toed boot! Could not put me away with a steel toed boot! And I'm gonna say it right now and get it through your head ... BOTH OF
YA (Ole Anderson and Ivan Koloff) THIS THANG WILL NEVER BE OVAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Kerry Gold Irish butter.
Alvin's the coach. We must be the Clippers. And I must be Olowokandi. Nooooo!
Orientation, the big O in the OODA loop, is the schwerpunkt.
This is humor: A Japanese woman experiences discomfort in her eye, so she goes to see a qualified ophthalmologist. After a thorough examination, the doctor tells the Japanese woman that she has a cataract. She says, 'No, I don't. I have a Lincoln Continental.
It took Read some twenty years of searching to nail the matter down, but thanks to his efforts we now know that OK first appeared in print in the Boston Morning Post on 23 March 1839, as a jocular abbreviation for 'Oll Korrect'. At
Om helps those who help one another.
Hold on to me, darlin'.
plaintively. Ford
So, lemme get this right. We're gonna make a go of it. You and me? Togevver? Even though I'm orange and you're mental?
In my heart, I'm an Alabaman who went up north to work.
I am old, but the word to me means familiar, comfortable. Accustomed after long and venerable use. Not dilapidated and useless.
Albert tin. Why're
This one's for Alaska Young!
Orange: Uh Oh
Mario: Uh oh what?
Orange ... Uh-Oh spaghettio's
*LAUGH*
Mario: Not Funny
Whoever wanted this trunk
I'm a southern gentleman.
Thirty-seven udvars, sir. To have enough fuel to return to Nova Baikonur, we must turn back at thirty-five udvars." "Two udvars?! We're only two udvars short?
I wish I was in de land ob cotton,
Ole times dar am not forgotten,
Look-a-way! Look-a-way! Look-a-way, Dixie Land!
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Den I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray!
In Dixie Land I'll take my stand
To lib and die in Dixie.
I'm a Southerner.
Damn the Absolute!
I updrive a Bronco."
"How environmentally irresponsible of you.
Presently I shall be introduced as 'this venerable old gentleman' and the axe will fall when they raise me to the degree of 'grand old man'. That means on our continent any one with snow-white hair who has kept out of jail till eighty.
I'm as American as Chevrolet.
EVOO is extra-virgin olive oil. I first coined 'EVOO' on my cooking show because saying 'extra virgin olive oil' over and over was wordy, and I'm an impatient girl - that's why I make 30-minute meals!
Damn, I'm Miss Mississippi!
I am a Ford, not a Lincoln.
That's what I like about you, senator, you're kicking it old-school.
Davos is my university.
I am so hip even my errors are correct
I'm too old-fashioned to use a computer. I'm too old-fashioned to use a quill.
Aint nuttin' but a peanut.
What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
Fish fiddle de-dee!
Auburn-Stache. Am I selfish?"
"I've never met a soul that wasn't. I've met a lot of people who don't bother wondering.
What--has O-Tar seen an ulsio and fainted?" demanded I-Gos with broad sarcasm.
"Men have died for less than that, ancient one," E-Thas reminded him.
"I am safe," retorted I-Gos, "for I am not a brave and popular son of the jeddak of Manator.
You're supposed to be Easterns' ladies man. I'm not getting the full freshman experience they promised in the brochure.
Pulled pork jokes never get old.
We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards. Strong beer is the milk of the old.
You young people learned spelling by the 'Close Enough' method.
Om (AUM) is the truth of all truths, the light of all lights and the destroyer of all illusions.
I AM AN OLD NOBODY AND I LOVE WHAT I DO
grandmothers. Elephants
I am just an old-fashioned girl.
You greasy shit stain on a diseased elk's warty asshole.
I don't know what the long form of OK is. I wanna think it's okie dokie. 'I'm okie dokie. I'm a little shaken up, but I'm okie dokie.' 'The good news is, she's okie dokie. The surgery went fine.'
Okay, A as in apple - Not apple. A as in anus, it's a different sound.
I'm an old-school type of guy.
Ain't nothin' an ol' man can do but bring me a message from a young one.
Jelly-bean is the name throughout the undissolved Confederacy for one who spends his life conjugating the verb to idle in the first person singular- - I am idling, I have idled, I will idle
We're the perfect combination. Colonel's an old carny, and me, I'm off the wall.
When you want to know what Penn State is, and when you want to know what 'We Are' means, come to THON.
I am very driven.
See. This is why I lo-ike you.
granny-humping butt sucker!
I'll forever be a Longhorn.
Darlin', old don't mean dead.
You grimy as birds shittin' on the top of ya Fords.
I'm the oldest antique in town.
Someday I will tell my grandchildren that I lived in the era when OK was abbreviated to K.
I am an Orangeman first and a politician and member of this parliament [Stormont] afterwards.