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Programmers can be lazy.
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A heuristic we follow is that whenever we feel the need to comment something, we write a method instead.
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I walked over to Osten, who looked like he was itching to climb on something.
"What are you up to today?" I asked.
"I don't know."
"Go find the Selected guys and ask them awkward questions. Report back."
He laughed and went running.
"Where's he off to?" Dad asked quietly.
"Nowhere.
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Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick
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What language are you talking in now? It appears to be bollocks.
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Sir U fell down from a speeding train,
Which did some damage to his brain,
And after that he did not know
How to pronounce the letter O.
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Abstraction is an esoteric language.
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code is read more than it's written. This
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Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.
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Brandon's going to talk to a B-O-Y, and -"
"What?"
"That's your assignment tonight. You converse in public with a boy. You've heard of them, right? They're like girls, but with penises?
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At O'Reilly, the way we think about our business is that we're not a publisher; we're not a conference producer; we're a company that helps change the world by spreading the knowledge of innovators.
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Orientation, the big O in the OODA loop, is the schwerpunkt.
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poo parlor division" instead of "loo.
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Teaching to unsuspecting youngsters the effective use of formal methods is one of the joys of life because it is so extremely rewarding.
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You and I
We do not talk anymore
And all our asterisks
Are turning
Into flowers.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
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But while you can always write 'spaghetti code' in a procedural language, object-oriented languages used poorly can add meatballs to your spaghetti.
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I invented the term 'Object-Oriented', and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
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Names are not the things they name. Classes are not coextensive with subclasses.
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Once a programmer had a problem. He thought he could solve it with a regular expression. Now he had two problems.
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I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once." "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf.'" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf?
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Come with us," I said, "and we will make you oarlock makers of men." "What?" said Joshua. "That's what they were doing when we came up. Making an oarlock. Now you see how stupid that sounds?" "It's not the same.
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If is a very big preposition.
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Python is an experiment in how much freedom programmers need. Too much freedom and nobody can read another's code; too little and expressiveness is endangered.
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Dogs and children vomit in distress. Women cry.
("Dial 'O' For Operator")
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Your choice of programming model also is your choice of programming model, so to speak.
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If y<>ong>oong>u write a n<>ong>oong>vel al<>ong>oong>ne y<>ong>oong>u sit and y<>ong>oong>u weave a little narrative. And it's O.K., but it's <>ong>oong>f n<>ong>oong> acc<>ong>oong>unt.
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I don't think-"
"Clearly. Why start now?
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Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.
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O Jamesy let me up out of this pooh
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Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow.
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You don't send messages because you have objects, you have objects because you send messages.
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Typing is no substitute for thinking.
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Why? Why is it has to be this, why not the other way round? Is there a simpler way? What can I do with this? Ask yourself all sorts of questions.
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O philosophy, you leader of life.
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I whoop people for truckloads of cash
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I don't know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language [ ... ] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming language, I just kept adding the next logical step on the way.
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YOu enjoy it, didn't you?
YOu like it, didn't you?
You are now smiling are you?
(You are asking for what... So far I will say "Nothing, nothing --- Just my mistake...")
...
I know what you are thinking you want I to be your next victim! ( DON"T YA? :D)
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Language! And yes, crap is a bad word!
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the road to programming hell is paved with global variables,
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Programming, it turns out, is hard. The fundamental rules are typically simple and clear. But programs built on top of these rules tend to become complex enough to introduce their own rules and complexity. You're building your own maze, in a way, and you might just get lost in it.
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Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.
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Knowledge is annoying
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I showed the grown ups my maasterpiece, andI asked them if my drawing scared them. They answered why be scared of a hat? My drawing was not a picture of a hat. It was a picture of a boa constrictor digesting an elephant.
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poxy shitweasel,
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This was a bad idea," I whispered.
"It was probably the smartest idea you've ever had."
I rubbed my palms on my hips.
"It's going to take a lot more
than Thanksgiving dinner and a Christmas tree to get laid."
"Damn. There goes my whole plan.
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As the saying goes, type is a beautiful group of letters, not a group of beautiful letters.
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I'm sick and tired of it," he said, "It's the same all the time. 'These are my claws, so this is my cowslip." 'These are my teeth, so this is my burrow.' I'll tell you, if I ever get into the Owsla, I'll treat outskirters with a bit of decency.
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We're Killers On The Keyboard
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I'll teach you how to defend yourself, how to maim a man. We can use Po as a model.'
'Wonderful,' Po said. 'It's quite boring really, the way you beat me to death with your hands and feet, Katsa. It'll be refreshing to have you come at me with a knife.
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When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code.
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I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid crap.
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Who knew we had all this O.C.D. in the world? Well actually, I suppose it's pretty obvious. It explains Sudoku, doesn't it?
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The art of programming is the art of organizing complexity.
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Classes and routines are first and foremost intellectual tools for reducing complexity. If they're not making your job simpler, they're not doing their jobs.
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What's up?" I asked.
You tell me," he said. "You were the one about ready to start making out with Adrian."
It was an experiment," I said. "It was part of my therapy."
What the hell kind of therapy are you in?
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This, of course, not
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Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a little.
"Obviously, he was trying to demoralize me."
"Men who are poops demoralize people all the time," I agreed
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I'm the C.E.O., n<>ong>oong>minated by the shareh<>ong>oong>lders. If they're n<>ong>oong>t happy, I have t<>ong>oong> take the c<>ong>oong>nsequences.
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Swear programmers code them to be annoying, pedantic little fucks.
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What is the matter with you?"
"You want an alphabetical list?
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Possibly the only real object-oriented system in working order. (About Internet
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I'm sorry that I long ago coined the term "objects" for this topic because it gets many people to focus on the lesser idea.
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One of the great enemies of design is when systems or objects become more complex than a person - or even a team of people - can keep in their heads. This is why software is generally beneath contempt.
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To call you excrement would be an insult to the product of my bowels.
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C++ is a pile of crap.
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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Ank fr<>ong>oong>ze. The m<>ong>oong>aning became m<>ong>oong>re stressful and a little bit l<>ong>oong>uder. "I think its c<>ong>oong>ming fr<>ong>oong>m the basement."
With<>ong>oong>ut warning, Ank grabs a p<>ong>oong><>ong>oong>l stick and starts banging <>ong>oong>n the fl<>ong>oong><>ong>oong>rb<>ong>oong>ards. "W<>ong>oong>uld y<>ong>oong>u shut up! It f<>ong>oong>ur <>ong>oong>'cl<>ong>oong>ck in the m<>ong>oong>rning and pe<>ong>oong>ple are trying t<>ong>oong> get their beauty sleep!
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C++ is an insult to the human brain
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I had an instinctive feeling that the people who have little or no school training should have something coming into their homes weekly which dealt with their problems in a simple, helpful way ... so I wrote in a plain, common-sense way on the things that concerned our people.
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Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
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communication is a hellof a tool
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To be without method is deplorable, but to depend entirely on method is worse.
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Quit that." Lisa jabbed an elbow at my ribs.
"Quit what?"
"Quit looking at him like that," she warned in a hushed tone. "I'm not kidding, Amelie. He's dangerous. He boils kittens in ritual sacrifice."
Katie wrinkled her nose. "He does not, Lisa."
"You don't know that.
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Are you just annoying by
nature, or did you take a seminar?
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In highschool I was very excited that alog(b)=blog(a), and still find it useful today.
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Programming languages, like pizzas, come in only too sizes; too big and too small.
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Somebody put a drop under a magnifying-glass and it was all semicolons and parentheses.
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I know too much and not enough
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The Cure: A new dimension of the word 'crap'.
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Code talks. Talk walks.
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What a mess you've made of the simplest of subjects, Della.
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Let us change our traditional attitude to the construction of programs: Instead of imagining that our main task is to instruct a computer what to do, let us concentrate rather on explaining to human beings what we want a computer to do.
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I stole the y, and what was yours is now ours.
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O: Hey youngman, you should respect me!
Y: Hey oldman, you should understand me!
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It's just that in C++ and the like, you don't trust anybody, and in CLOS you basically trust everybody. The practical result is that thieves and bums use C++ and nice people use CLOS.
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Mom hooked me up to a portable tank and then reminded me I had class. "Did that boy give it to you?" she asked out of nowhere.
"By it, do you mean herpes?"
"You are too much," Mom said. "The book, Hazel. I mean the book."
"Yeah, he gave me the book.
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Huh."
"Huh what?"
"Would you look at this?" he asked, examining a small box. "It says it glows in the dark."
"So?"
"So, what use is that to anybody? I mean, what am I supposed to do? Write her name in
the air with it?
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Most programming languages contain good parts and bad parts. I discovered that I could be better programmer by using only the good parts and avoiding the bad parts.
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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. --John Woods comp.lang.c++
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What? It's not my blood!"
"Let me see it," Julian demanded, and a moment later there were sounds of a scuffle from the back seat.
"I am AB positive and this is distinctly type O blood!" Ty finally shouted at him. "Look at the little Os!
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Type A Ellie liked to know the rules, like knowing what to expect. Flying blind made her nervous. He prepared to make her all kinds of nervous.
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We live increasingly in a system in which little direct attention is paid to the object, the function, the program, the task, the need; but immense attention to the role, the procedure, prestige, and profit.
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this word needs to be reworded ==========
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You know what happens when you assume things?"
I left out a sigh. "You make an ass out of you and me."
...
"No, you just make an ass out of you. Me, I would never be this assy
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I compose a reply. It is an emoticon of a smiling poo. It sums everything up.
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Design is a dreadful form of expression
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A man looking at a hippopotamus may sometimes be tempted to regard a hippopotamus as an enormous mistake; but he is also bound to confess that a fortunate inferiority prevents him personally from making such mistakes.
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The motor-car went Poop-poop-poop, As it raced along the road. Who was it steered it into a pond? Ingenious Mr. Toad!
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At a deep level, all code is about communication: expressing ideas about what you want to achieve.