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I'm kind of a jeans and T-shirt guy.
I'm a jeans and t-shirt type of girl.
I wear my pants on my upper torso to be abstract and different.
What color are your panties?
I am a cloud - in trousers.
You're not wearing mink knickers,are you?
You sadistic pansycake.
I am basically a blazer. If I were a clothing item, I would be a legging and a blazer.
Where are your pants, son?
a heavy, hooded wool
I'm still one of those persons who prefers to wear pants, especially for at-home entertaining.
I'm pants at aiming.
Unthinkable clothing
My waist is a 30. The jeans are a 28. When I fart, the Reeboks blow off.
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
I'm more of a jeans and T-shirt kind of girl.
If we can put a man on the moon, we can make pantyhose comfortable.
I'm a pants girl. I just feel more comfortable in them.
panchitos, blacks,
breeches and a rough smock
That makes me think of spandex-covered football players. It's not me. I'm in rhinestones and velvet, not spandex.
Speedo, when they worked us seventy days and
Hand me my pants,
Cut the crap and tell me what color panties you're wearing.
An hour later, a nameless, cold-faced man returned with a tray of fresh pasta, warm bread, and a few bags of brand new comfort clothes: yoga pants, tees, a few sports bras, and ... pink thong underwear? Well, of course. Wouldn't want to be held prisoner and have panty lines.
If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.
Dylan Quinn's knickers,
How on earth did I get here, and where the hell are my pants?
Dear Aunt Loretta,
Thank you so much for the awesome pants!
How did you know I wanted that for Christmas?
I love the way the pants look on my legs!
All my friends will be so jealous that I have my very own pants.
Thank you for making this the best Christmas ever!
Sincerely, Greg
Bookbag, Pocketshoe.
a bag of wet farts. But
She's also wearing pants now.
Because I'm a dick.
Thanksgiving, man. Not a good day to be my pants.
You want flowers, I'll buy your ass a rose,
But later on you're comin' out them pantyhose.
Poor empty pants
With nobody inside them.
What does one wear when one goes to give one's father hell?
Girls, now, they wear leggings. As pants. It's embarrassing. Just parading their coochies around town.
Twas a clever quibble. Here, a garment for it.
Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.
Meatloaf Outside the Pan --
Because meatloaf needs a makeover!
Behold! For now I wear the human pants!
I seem to recall ripping your panties off last night, so tell me, Soph, whatcha got on under this little red dress?
Dampax. The best tampon on the market. Period.
My Little Pegasus pyjamas, the
Eliza, my pancreas.
pane. "I can see what's left of our old place from
I hate wearing trousers and shoes. I wear jeans and sneakers most of the time.
I'm almost used to you showing up without shoes, but where the hell are your pants?
I don't need panty discounts on anything.
If one could not remember somebody's trousers, then jeans were the safe default. Indeed, "defaults" was a good name for jeans. I put on my defaults. It sounded quite right.
My father used to wear the same pants for like a week.
My stomach aches a new. blasted inconvenience. What do young men have to mark their entry into adulthood? Trousers, that's what. Fine, new trousers. I despise absolutely everyone just now.
Another day, another pair of underpants.
I mean, it's not important what kind of pants you wear; it's how you wear them.
I have two pairs of stretchy maternity leggings and jeans, which I will never give up, because once you experience an elastic band for a waist, you will never go back.
Who are you wearing? Who are you wearing?
I've always been a jeans and t-shirt kind of guy.
The apparel oft proclaims the man
coat that she always
You can't do sweatpants ... ladies, number one cause of divorce in America, sweatpants, no!
The thick plottens.
I'm here for your pants and shoes.
I'm a sweats and UGGs girl. Very casual.
I cut the feet out of my control top pantyhose to wear under these white pants and that was the ah-ha moment that started Spanx. My own butt was my own inspiration!
The only threesome I've ever experienced is with Pantene 2 in 1
rashers of bacon.
khaki utility vests - open portmanteaus
I wear the writer pants in the family.
Bleep if I was going to stage a rescue in a freaking pantsuit.
Just hopped off the plane came back from Vancouv Little white tee sum boobs & bamboo
I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.
I like to move fast, and wearing high heels was tough, and low heels with a skirt is unattractive. So pants took over.
T-shirt lifts just enough so that you can see my midsection - you need something to dream about - and
people; 'Manners like a creased polyester shirt
Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face at night. I do, however, have a new fetish for your pussy, and if you're interested in letting me sleep with that over my face at night, feel free to let me know.
Chin - and there it was. I near beshit myself.
I have to be honest, I am a true jeans and t-shirt girl.
I wear girls' jeans because I've got girl legs.
Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day.
of those clothes.
You don't need to wear Spanx if you buy my clothes. The dress, the trousers, the pencil skirt - they should do the work.
Keep it in your pants, Day.
Night Owl: So what are you wearing?
I love a good corset.
The first sign of extravagance is to buy trousers that one does not need.
Charlie Asher: Mrs. Ling, is that duck wearing trousers?
Mrs. Ling: Could be ... You hear of paper-wrap chicken? This duck in pants.
I'm too tasteful for my pants.
I'm all about flannels and layers, so that's pretty much what I rock.
My jeans, the ones I got from the teen section, the ones made for chicks. And I look fucking perfect in them.
sausages. Behind
It was a cream colored trapeze, sleeveless with a keyhole top that may or may not have been showing managerialappropriate cleavage. -Georgina
I never thought I would ever say this ... but I'm wearing flats today.
Logan McCade. Paging Logan 'Pantyripper' McCade. Please return to your conference call.
From the cradle to the coffin underwear comes first.
Not even a hand-stitched suit could hide a body gone ruinously to seed. I was tempted to offer some fashion advice, but I didn't think he'd welcome the news that this year, bellies are being worn inside the trousers
It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over.
Silks" ... "China" ... "Men's Suits" ... but what about canes? ... or crutches?
"Oh, certainly ... yes, yes, of course ... third floor ...
I am wearing a vest. If I had no arms, it would be a jacket.
I have Spanx on. Always! I have to wear them all the time!
TO A CHILD, BEHELD IN SUMMER RAIMENT
Little girl, one lesser garment
will suffice to clothe your crotch,
Hide that undiscovered cavern
Where old Time will wind his watch.