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Romans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap.
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Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
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Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.
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Either we're making the world a better place or we're making it a better place for parking lots.
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Nobody wants to stand behind a parked car. You got to always follow somebody who keeps it moving.
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In America, a pedestrian is someone who has just parked their car.
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33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space.
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Check the parking lots, too, for the car.
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Your friends' parents drive like assholes. Tell them it's an elementary school parking lot, not downtown fucking Manhattan.
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Your honor, why would anyone in their right mind park in the passing lane?
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On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.
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I'm a Major League 3rd Baseman. If you want to go play in parking lot, I'm suppose to stop the ball.
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If you have a little extra parking, I err on the side of getting rid of it in favor of having some more greenery.
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The old Piggly Wiggly parking lot rented for the trailers.
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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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away from the car.
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I'm a liberal - I believe in subsidies for public goods and in regulations to curb harmful externalities, but neither of those things exist when it comes to parking.
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Why do u drive on a parkway and park in the driveway. Its messed up.
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Pedestrian accessibility is the key.
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How come drummers leave their drumsticks on the dashboard of their car? So they can park in the handicapped spaces.
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Parking's expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend's getting her PhD as an environmental engineer.
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Make a right onto Hoover Ave., and then bear left and head back to campus up Webber Road. We'll have to double-park outside Reber Hall." We
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I park two blocks away from Nickelodeon studios and I hop on my skateboard and I skateboard the rest of the way to the studio.
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To me the outdoors is what you must pass through in order to get from your apartment into a taxicab.
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parked and placed the POLICE sign on the dashboard.
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parking lot at Cris's apartment. The Chinese restaurant was packed. Cris's apartment was dark, but yellow light and dance music blared from the windows of the apartment next door. "Why
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Preferred entering through the front.
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Not cheap-not on his salary. So outfitted, he crossed the parking
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I'm against government-subsidized parking and government-mandated parking.
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Best advice ever: Drive slow in parking lots.
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Ex-D-boy, used to park my Beamer
Now look at me, I can park in my own arena
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Waiting at the wrong place, most like.
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I made what must have been about a sixty-point turn and eventually managed to squeeze out of the small and crowded car park at the rear
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When stuck, hit the road.
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Of course i put the car in park, because when a beauitful girl starts undressing in you vehicle you put the dam car in park!
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Getting out of one car and getting into another
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When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he's saving a parking place.
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He parks in the far corner of the lot, explaining that it is more logical to do this and then walk for fifteen seconds than it is to spend fifteen minutes looking for a closer space.
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Where was the "exit" sign? Why did they make it so difficult to get out of shopping center parking lots? You'd done your shopping - they weren't going to get any more money out of you. What was their objective here?
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If I go to a concert or sporting event I usually go in a VIP entrance. And leave the same way.
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I had left the truck where I had crashed it - smashed into a pole by the charger station that had appeared out of nowhere when I had tried to park under a covered awning. Driving was a lot simpler than parking, it seemed.
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I parked somewhere where I would probably get a ticket. I planned to ignore it. Anarchists have a much easier time finding parking spots.
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When dealing with complex transportation issues, the best thing to do is pull up with a cold beer and let somebody else figure it out.
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The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space
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One time in your life
You've got the route in hand
But the map is stuck
They said it's not your fault
The tires are tired the camera moves
And your driver's been pulled
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subway escalators;
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Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly!
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As long as you are stationary, no one will complain. Dogs don't bark at parked cars.
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My mind is in the gutter so often, I have an assigned parking spot.
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Ah ... so many pedestrians, so little time ...
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Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.
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Nevertheless, like every parking lot in the Galaxy throughout the entire history of parking lots, this parking lot smelled predominantly of impatience.
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Getting through the intersection involves tracing paths through the parking system, many braided filaments of direction like the Ho Chi Minh trail.
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Well, at least you know it works this time," she said, getting on behind him. "If we crash into the parking lot of a Key Food, I'll kill you, you know that?"
"Don't be ridiculous," said Jace. "There are no parking lots on the Upper East Side. Why drive when you can get your groceries delivered?
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There'll be two buses leaving the hotel for the park tomorrow. The 2:00 bus will be for those of you who need a little extra work. The empty bus will leave at 5:00.
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Go the extra mile. It's never crowded.
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Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.
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The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go.
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Murphy had found a spot on the street, which made me wonder if she didn't have some kind of magical talent after all. Only some kind of precognitive ESP could have gotten us a parking space on the street, in the shadow of a building, with both of us in sight of the apartment building's entrance.
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Arnie has more people watching him park the car than we do out on the course.
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central thoroughfare, stood a
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The Internet is the most dangerous parking lot imaginable. But if you were crossing a mall parking lot late at night, your entire sense of danger would be heightened. You would stand straight. You'd walk quickly. You'd know where you were going. You would look for light.
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Roadway. We didn't stop at the house, but instead rounded the corner and stopped a block away. Stepping out and
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Put the park rangers to work. Lazy scheming loafers, they've wasted too many years selling tickets at toll booths and sitting behind desks filling out charts and tables
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What could be safer than the bus center with its lamps and wheels?
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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Why do we 'drive' on a 'parkway' but 'park' at a 'strip club'?
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GAS, GRASS, OR ASS. NOBODY RIDES FOR FREE.
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park at the horse ranch. As he grabbed his phone and got out,
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And the first five places are filled by five different cars.
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pain, because the last bus back is pretty
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Parked in the school lot, I grab their two backpacks, which I swear weigh more than they do, get out, and open the back door like a chauffeur. Who am I kidding? Not like a chauffeur. I am a chauffeur. No one moves.
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What I did with his automobile was fairly dramatic and somewhat risky, but still a lot easier than finding a parking place on the Upper East Side.
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On the roads around where I live there are large numbers of idiots who will not park their cars on their driveways.
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Leaning to the side but you can't speed through;
2 miles an hour so everybody sees you.
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Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
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I can parallel park pretty well - I'm a great driver.
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Kid, you've got to know that parking and making out isn't allowed, especially this time of night."
"We're trying to sleep, not make out. We're on a road trip."
"Is that so?" he said slowly and tapped his flashlight to the window. "The fogged up windows beg to differ.
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shopping trolleys
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Just follow the rules. Always have a designated driver. Don't be doing anything to make someone mad. And just walk away from the trouble.
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some places are not good places to be a person and not a car and that was where I was.
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If you miss your bus, just start walking.
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Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world
an assigned parking space.
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sidewalk, waited until the butt cooled, and
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Don't ask for directions if you're not going to start the car.
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I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't need valet parking. If I can drive the old crate 300 miles to the hotel all by myself, I can certainly handle the last nine feet to the parking space.
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It's called loitering, which is like littering with human beings as the trash.
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Be able to back up a car for a considerable distance in a straight line and back out of a driveway.
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The government's beating us down, and it all begins with those goddamn lines in the parking lot. Set yourself free, my brother. If you see a line, ignore it.
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your second-hand bicycles in the alleyways
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I'm a very firm believer in karma, and put it this way: I get a lot of good parking spots.
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Crime in multi-storey car parks. That is wrong on so many different levels.
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Outdoors for me is walking from the car to the ticket desk at the airport
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I don't drive often, because the parking makes it too much of a nuisance. And I could never go back to commuting or anything. I'd just get fed up with it.
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Now 4th street park after dark is dangerous, might get clapped, if you look strange to us
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The place was out in Jersey ... Newark. And while that made living with yourself harder, it did make parking somewhat easier.
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I pay parking tickets. You know, you can try to give 50%, but then they charge you all those penalties! Seriously, I have gotten many, many, many tickets in my life.
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Parked in the dimly lit back. He parked close and got out as Jasper and Rocky got
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Put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there
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forbiddingly behind them. After riding for about an