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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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I love nuts. I'm for nuts. I am nuts.
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I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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He collected my hand to pull my finger out of his mouth. "Peanuts." I laughed, breaking the shock I'd felt. "Bad?" "No," he said, and he popped my finger into his mouth again. "I like it. Peanut tastes like peanuts." "So I have to call you Honey, now?" "Yup," he said, chewing.
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Man can not live by bread alone ... he must have peanut butter.
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My sweat smells like peanut-butter.
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I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
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What is meant by 'nut bag'? Is that a testicular reference or merely the identification of a satchel of cashews or pecans?
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ORANGE MARMALADE',
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I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn."
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I'd always hated any kind of peanut butter candy. Peanut butter, in my opinion, belonged in sandwiches and nowhere else.
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He that would eat the nut must crack the shell.
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Without peanuts, it isn't a cocktail party.
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I've just found out I'm allergic to nut-cases
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The roof of my mouth was so sensitive it was as if I'd eaten peanut butter while in a coma.
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Next time it'll be your nuts.
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I'm pretty sure that if you looked up the word "nuts" in the dictionary, you'll find my picture. Just another fun feature of my mutant-birdkid-freak package.
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Who uses crunchy peanut butter?" he asked the room. "You might as well eat squirrel shit.
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I often eat Skippy's Super Chunk peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon. I don't shamefully sneak it in the dark of night when everyone is in bed. I just twist that cap off and go to town right out in the open.
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A nut is someone whose noose broke.
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Are you getting peanut butter in my hair?" "It's preventative. When I get gum in your hair later, it won't stick.
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There is also a CAN OF PEANUTS on the desk. Ha ha, oh DAD. You won't be falling for THAT one again any time soon.
A severe peanut allergy is a terrible affliction to cope with.
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Does one eat peanuts at a ball game?' 'It ain't hardly legal if you don't.
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You're asking for it. You do not mess with a man's peanut butter.
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Must is a hard nut to crack, but it has a sweet kernel.
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Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "arararar", and occasionally, they stop and go, oh, uh, ah, as if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? No! I'm, no I'm a fucking squirrel!" And occasionally they go, "Fucking nuts! Fed up with them always. I long for a grapefruit.
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This isn't like peanut butter. You can't just add nuts and make me chunky.
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You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter.
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Peanut: Just last week I was lying in bed and I woke up sobbing 'I will never be happy until we return to SA-NA-TA-ANA!' And now we're here! Thank you for bringing me!
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Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey.
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The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.
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A pig whose diet is fifty to seventy percent peanuts grows a ham of incredibly sweet and delicate succulence which, well-cured, well-kept and well-cooked, will take precedence over any other ham the world affords.
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There's an entirely new world opening up for you right now. A dangerous and occasionally sickening and cruel world, but a world filled with Cajun bounty hunters and lively conversation about peanut butter." "You do make it sound so glamorous, what with the peanut butter and all.
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I'm a sunflower with a cracked petal.
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If you can't control your peanut butter, you can't expect to control your life.
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(Health 5) Carrot
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Frustration was my constant companion. I wanted to scream. What the he-eck are we supposed to do now? I asked Fang.
He looked at me, and I could tell he was mulling over the problem. He held out a small waxed-paper bag.
Peanut?
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Sometimes you are the peanut to my butter and sometimes you are those annoying crumbs left over when someone makes toast.
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Ask if they have peanut butter.
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Peppier n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
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Colleen do you like doing this to your fans i cant even eat peanut butter in peace without thinking of Ren loves peanut butter. If i see white or black or hear forests and monkeys and waterfalls I go nuts!!!!!!
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Peaches. Talk to me.
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Peanut," Nathan cooed. "You can't paint it if you're giggling and shaking.
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Just to make things perfectly clear between us, you can have my peanut butter, but my bed is off-limits.
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I'm a nut, but not just a nut.
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Squirrel as in squirrel squirrel?
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Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world.
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I play Peeta. That's his name. It was given to him by his parents. He comes from a long line of bread. His sister is Rye. And his brother is Whole Wheat.
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Omigosh - I'm a squash!
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looked like a toothless walnut.
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Q: What do peanut butter and hookers have in common? A: Both spread for bread.
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I cannot walk past Peanut Butter M&Ms and Oreos.
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I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there.
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Beans, beans, the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot.
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She was kind of girl who'd eat all your cashews and leave you with nothing but peanuts and filberts.
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Jeff: There's a lot of history in this city...
Peanut: Translated: Old. As. Shit.
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I have no idea why a guy would bring a jar of peanut butter to a concert.
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My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow.
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I love watermelon!
Chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
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Her right hand held a bottle of Pepsi that she'd clogged with peanuts and called a late lunch.
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The invitation to Miss Myra St. Claire's bobbing party spent the morning in his coat pocket, where it had an intense physical affair with a dusty piece of peanut brittle.
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I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962.
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Harvard University researchers found that women at high risk of heart disease who had a tablespoon of peanut butter five or more days a week appeared to nearly halve their risk of suffering a heart attack compared with women who ate one serving or less per week.
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What is [insert name here]? Does it taste good?
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Who peed in your cheerios?
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And since you seem to be puttin' a lotta stock into what everyone thinks, thought I'd share straight from the mouth of a member of the peanut gallery.
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Donald Trump is nuts, his party is chock full of nuts too, and that is bad news for Americans with a nut allergy.
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Snacking is important. Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are a great example of a perfect snack. They can go a long way.
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If life gives you nuts then be a nut cracker.
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I'm a fastidious sort of fellow, fond of watermelon and buckbrush nuts.
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If you want to grow up to be a big, strong pea, you have to eat your candy, Papa Pea would say.
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Do you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it.
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Nuts they go, macadamia they go so ballistic, whoa.
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Carter-headed chicken.
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I like cashew nuts.
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Any kind of peanut butter/chocolate concoction is my jam.
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Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music.
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What's a miffin?"

"Trippy muffin.
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Nuts are very healthy. And anyway, you're more important than me.
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Splendiferous. That's your word. It's yellow with six legs and it's crawling up your arm.
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Mellow nuts have the hardest rind.
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Philip ripped at the wrapper of the plain, inadequately thin Hershey bar. "No almonds."
"I don't care for nuts."
"You proved that when you slammed your foot between the legs of your friend this evening.
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What can be as small as a pea or as large as the sky and is not owned by the person who purchases it? it asked.
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Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant?
A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter.
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ground-nuts to keep you alive till I return. If any of you do not know how to clean and cook them, Captain Grant will show you. I promise you I will have all the food you want at this place
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Watching a dog try to chew a large piece of toffee is a pastime fit for gods. Mr. Fusspot's mixed ancestry had given him a dexterity of jaw that was truly awesome. He somersaulted happily around the floor, making faces like a rubber gargoyle in a washing machine.
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Almond blossom, sent to teach us That the spring days soon will reach us.
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panchitos, blacks,
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Squirrelpaw!" Brambleclaw's
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You are nuttier than a fruitcake, that's what you are!
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What's your avocado?
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Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.
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Is that a banana in your lunch box, or are you just pleased to see me?
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Christmas: the one time of year when you can't avoid the nuts in your family muesli.
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I am not plain, or average or - God forbid - vanilla. I am peanut butter rocky road with multicolored sprinkles, hot fudge and a cherry on top.
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Who spit in your porridge?
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One of these nuts is a meal for a man, both meat and drink.
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Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was interesting on the box, 'Konsult Kardiologist.
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Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?
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banana. Soon the boys were eating pudding with sliced bananas on