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Ninja chicken isn't he?" You grinned at me, rolling your sleeves up."We'll see about that."
You reached into the cage. Instantly Dick was onto your hand, clawing at you, biting chunks with his beak.
"Godamn rooster!
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A plane of cheekbone,
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...a man within the breast...
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bhole whose form no man might see.
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The tongue, the ambassador of the heart.
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ONE DAY, COCK OF THE WALK - NEXT DAY, A FEATHER DUSTER
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Noctis ... this is a little embarrassing, but ... your male anatomy is bothering me.
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Tongue in the throat, cock in the cunt, it's all the same,
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waistcoat-pocket,
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licks donkey crotch,
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cheek, the one so disfigured by that
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A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.'
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My chest, Stella's hip, Jamie's left ass cheek.
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I'm fairly penis-neutral in life class, but not at the moment, no siree. "You
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We all have, in my family, what we call the 'Vorderman bottom' - a sticky out, bigger-than-normal, signature, of the rear variety. It's been a family joke all our lives - even my lovely brother has one. I know the lines to all the good singalong big bum songs.
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Boss, it's not right to joke around about a man's ... Did you call it a peeper?
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Hey self, Stop having a lady boner moment!
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Everything that is superfluous overflows from the full bosom.
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Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative.
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My balls crawl up my throat.
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It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles.
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Dylan Quinn's knickers,
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What has three eyes,
three nipples and two assholes?
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Is there a term for when you are only gay for the top half of someone?"
"I think that makes you bisect-ual.
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It is a ripper. I would be disappointed if it simply nuzzled them and showed its belly for a good rub.
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Avarice, the sphincter of the heart.
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A wing or a thigh? Ah, I'm afraid we don't have any thighs left.
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I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty?
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Not permitted to desire another man's penis, the bodybuilder phallicizes that which he is permitted to desire: his own body.
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For the husband, the male prostate can only be accessed through the anus. It is called the "male G-spot" as it is reportedly a source of great pleasure when stroked by such things as a wife's finger.
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The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.
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Perched on top of the pointed nose of the
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Does a chicken have lips?
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No animal likes to be pecked on the anus by a duck.
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Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.
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A penis is a penis is a penis.
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Use the muscle in your skull, and then the one in your pants. Impress me with your vocabulary, and then your sexual attentiveness.
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Girl with a pie, I'll call it. It's almost like guy with an axe, if you squint hard enough.
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The throat: how strange, that there is not more erotic emphasis upon it. For here, through this compound pulsing pillar, our life makes its leap into spirit, and in the other direction gulps down what it needs of the material world.
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If you want to bless me you can bless my bottom, for it is sticking out of the hole.
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Knees, but they evaporated as the boat picked
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Go for the throat. If you cant, go for the nads.
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Whither thou know'est thy ass from thy elbow
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When you got right down to it, my dick was the one organ that hadn't presented itself to my consciousness through pain,
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Bodies and mind register, but the dick still does the thinking. Men.
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Oh, the testosterone. You could have cut it with a cafeteria spoon.
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Cock-a-doodle-do! Any cock will do!
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The male prostate gland was a mysterious and wonderful thing.
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Wrong answer fucker
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The trick to saying the word cock, is to do it like you have one in your mouth.
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What passes the
lips goes straight to the hips.
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SHIT, WAS THAT A BIT OF EYEBALL STUCK IN MY CLEAVAGE?
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What are those humps on her chest?
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A hole in my Sam.
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A flatterers throat is an open Sepulcher.
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The collar-bone is my favourite part of the human body.
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If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
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My crotch is like scrambled eggs
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The most highly prized curve of all is that of the bosom ...
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This hellhound (pride) creepeth into men's hearts and plucketh them back from entering the right path of life and is so deeply rooted in men's breasts that she cannot be plucked out.
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Things exploded around Henry, first a man's tongue, next another's dick.
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Every man knows about a particular body part that often seems to have a mind of its own. And every woman knows how absurd men become when that is the body part they allow to influence their choices and decisions.
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A good surgeon needs courage for which a good pair of balls is a prerequisite,
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I forgot my balls," Lucas said coming over.
"Your what?"
"My balls. Apparently I left them in this room somewhere, because otherwise I'd have had them in your office in order to tell you that you're full of shit," Lucas replied.
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What's still squirming in our bones when everything else is stripped?
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The slang for the rectum is "prison wallet".
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I get now that your boy parts like my girl parts....
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A man's mouth gets him in more trouble than his pecker ever could, most of the time.
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When everything else is gone, balls are all any of us really have left. The question is: are yours made of flesh and blood, or steel?
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The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage.
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Pel-i-cans, their beaks hold more than their bellies can.
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Don't that make your bosom plim?
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A woman's posterior is the key to my heart.
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The heart, said to be man's noblest organ, has the same shape as the penis, commonly supposed the most ignoble; the symbolism is not inappropriate, because the love which comes from the heart soon extends to the organ which it resembles.
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Pumpkin Cock - Oh My! Jacko
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My bottom is my deliquent daughter. I lavish praise upon her cheeks when she's well behaved and when she gets out of control, I pretend she isn't mine.
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Scratch a homophobe, find a cocksucker.
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What part of the choco-cornet is the 'head'?
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I put a hand between my legs. Yup, everything was still there; then I goosed Peter.
He laughed. "Hey, now ... "
"I was just checking to make sure all the important parts were still attached."
"Jeez, D ...
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tits. He couldn't handle himself any longer and he put his
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What's a dick?" Parenting fail number five-hundred-and-eighty-two of today. "Nothing, babe. I said tick. A tick is a bug." "So you called that person a bug?" "Yup. A big bug.
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The body consists of three parts: the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain. The borax contains the heart and lungs and the abominable cavity contains the bowels of which there are five: a, e, i, o, u.
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A cock should always know his limits and never have his eyes on the big heights like an eagle!
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LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system - an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males.
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The prostate might as well have been a mythological creature like a unicorn or Leprechaun only acknowledged through whispery giggles among women brunching with their gay friends.
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Hickory dickory dock my daddy's nuts from shellshock.
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To have one man's nut lay against another man's is a most awkward position to find oneself.
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If you lay a hand on me I'll ram your testicles so far up inside your abdomen it'll take a heart surgeon to get them out.
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My heart." It's a stupid come on, but I'm a girl. I can get away with it.
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The smylere with the knyf under the cloke.
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When the male organ of a man stands erect, two thirds of his intelect go away. And one third of his religion.
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The fairy tale about the people who freely detach and re-attach appendages still inspires Sam. He remembers the character who interchanged his earlobes and testicles so he could acutely hear his ejaculations and enjoy a tightening at the side of his head whenever the weather got cold.
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A cock wants a hole.
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But what are they?" Annie asked.
"An omphalos, probably," said Jacob.
"A what, dear?" Melinda asked.
"A bellybutton of the world."
"I didn't know it had one.
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A splinter of pride got in under my breast-bone and lodged there.
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Move, Kit. I want to get a closer look at that bust."

To Kit, bust only meant one thing, but since the only breasts in the room belonged to Ty's sister, he stepped aside with alacrity.
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To fish someone out of the men's loos.
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Cover that bosom that I must not see: souls are wounded by such things.
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Besties before testes.
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Carter-headed chicken.