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He relaxed into the dirt, it was all right, he was infantry and the dirt was home. He felt warm liquid all over his left thigh and wondered if he'd peed himself, it didn't matter, none of it mattered, the stars were out in the blackness overhead and that was where he was going.
A peep, peep, peep, another peep, and that's it.Peep-- Barry Davies
I hurt my bladder rollerblading.
showed up at the school library and huddled
I held my crotch, closed my eyes and repeated my secret catechism.
I went out in my goddamn underwear too!
Inelegantly, and without my consent, time passed.
I shot a vein in my neck and coughed up a quaalude.
I watched you undress. Shame on you!
Thirst drove me down to the water
where I drank the moon's reflection.
Made a wrong turn.ones or twice.
I looked a little pasty. But hey, at least I didn't wet myself!
Like backstage, I just peed like every 3 seconds. I think yur staff thinks I have diarrhea.
ground, then drank some and fancied it
Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?
I acted my heart out.
Did you just tell that man you went potty on yourself?"
"You. Shut. Up,"I hissed back furiously and chucked the scrubs at his head. "Hurry up before they find out I didn't wet myself. You seriously owe me.
Stood on the sidewalk and looked down the street
Really I peeped dude at the bar like really
Lookin like he want a good time like really
Said he had a friend for my homegirl Lilly Lilly Lilly Lilly
I stormed out and got ice cream and cried in my car
I came, I saw, I was confused.
I closed my eyes, sucked in breath and felt like a slut.
This was mainly because I was acting like one.
My feet hurt, my back hurt, and I really needed to pee. Yeah, I was feeling really powerful.
Once he shit a pint or so of stinky brown fluid in his pants, and once he managed to get his trousers down, and he cared little either way.
I went for a walk and I stubbed my big toe. And my erection.
Yelled, and finally got me on my cheek with a loud slap that made
pulled my car out of the garage to double-check the oil.
I came, I saw, I blew chunks.
poured himself into his work
My anger subsides, I'd like to pee.
just walked away.Walked-- Lora Leigh
I trouped, traveled, loved, lost, trusted and was betrayed.
He unzipped his pants and his brains fell out.
Got up to fetch a glass of water and, assuming I'd missed the train to sleep, I went up to the study, opened the drawer in my desk and pulled out the book I had rescued from the Cemetery of Forgotten Books.
I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.
I don't hear peeing," Jamie said mockingly.
"Eat me," I muttered.
"What's that?"
"Leave me," I said louder.
I messed my pants, he said.
he plucked out his eye and threw it into the well, then drank from its waters. He
The moon just crapped the bed.
caughtoutedness.
stop for a drink, which made him feel
shut and slipped into
stomped the earth in a blind, anosmic rage. His
On the freak-out scale, she was past the 'heebie-jeebies' and into 'pee yourself'.
Then I took a shower, unlocked the door, and set out on destroying myself.
I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high.
Down the toilet, lookit me,
What a silly thing ta do!
Hope nobody takes a pee,
Yippy dippy dippy doo ...
I just bonked a werewulf on the noggin. Jeez.
I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the fuck off. Hard.
went downstairs,
I performed at Mom and Dad's party when I was four. Oh my gosh, I was singing a Madonna song, and I peed myself!
Inside my head, I shit my pants.
Do you know what I did? I urrrrrinated on the cake at my ex-wife's wedding. Pissssed all over the icing.
Melvin Baylor - Seven Up
Well, there's two kinds of peeing ... There's regular peeing, because you have to pee. And then there's auxiliary competitive peeing. For acquiring empire. I'm all about the real estate.
If I had bodily functions, I think I would have peed my pants.
I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.
I got out of bed and opened the door. I was still naked, still sweaty and disheveled and glowing from all the love and passion and eating of buttholes.
I went into the bathroom to brush my teeth. It is good to brush your teeth when you are angry, because you brush harder and do a better job.
Taking a dump...blackout
I had done a deed - what was it?
I went from a morning of fear and panic to mind-boggling confusion, to an overwhelming sense of guilt, to stuffing a pair of socks down my pants.
uttered a word. He had
What?
she told you to pee in a cup, i think that means get lost.
The joy's gone out of me like the pee from a small boy in a swimming pool on a hot day.
killed that deer." I met
Pee like you're trying to break the Guinness World Record.
Stuffed myself into a white T-shirt, topped with a plaid flannel shirt and a pair of Levi's with a small hole in the crotch which I convinced myself no one could see.
died. But he couldn't take theDied-- Sandra Brown
than men, that's all I figured it was.' 'How'd you
Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.
Please, by all the blessed saints and their bladders, tell me you two didn't ... Have you lost all semblance of intelligence? (Syn)
Lay there on my pallet, hoping it would improve soon and wondering, in a distant, unreproachful sort of way, if I was any kind of man at all, and decided that I probably wasn't.
poorly. Then I fell
Don't you dare pee on me.
Around the house to get in, but he run out the front door just ahead of me. I sawed who he was, all right. I was too distracted about Mayella to run after'im. I run in the house and she was lyin' on the floor squallin' - " "Then what did you
And saw Nosy and I flee.
ARTHUR: (indicates rain) Couldn't you have peed before we went under?
YUSUF: Sorry.
The front door OPENS and Eames climbs in, soaked.
EAMES: Bit too much free champagne before takeoff, Yusuf?
YUSUF: Ha bloody ha.
At his apartment she peed with the bathroom door open. It sounded like a visiting horse was relieving itself.
through and took the
I rapped, as was my custom,
You can pee when you're dead.
on my rump and pushed me
woke up screaming fuck the world
I flamed amazement
We were all feeling that bit shagged and fagged and fashed, it having been an evening of some small energy expenditure.
The rest of the day, you're gonna know I did.
I had to go to my locker before lunch." Actually, i didn't, but i'd used the excuse so i could walk past Noah's locker and steal a few seconds-okay, a few kisses-from him.
Showing up unannounced was risky. This guy was known for being cantankerous at best, violent at worst. But she was ready. As soon as the door opened, she let loose a stream of urine right on his doorstep . . . and then ran like hell. A few days more of that, she knew, and he' d be all hers.
That was just too embarrassing, although there was a sort of poetic justice to peeing on your enemies when they weren't able to get to you. And it wasn't like they would kill me less painfully if I didn't pee on them.
I shook up the world.
and shined the flashlight up
I was drunk and half killed with fuckin
I'm afraid I just blued myself.
walked out to the deck that overlooked
I grabbed a beer out of the fridge and slammed it shut. I shouldn't have come. I should have waited outside for Jack, told him my family had leprosy, and sent him on his merry way. After I boinked him in my new car.
He spent his free time at the
let out a breath I didn't know I was holding
Looked up from where he
I kept my clothes on. I borrowed money.
I did nothing. The Word did it all.