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I love you Perry," he whispered, mouth moving in my hair. "I love you so fucking much. And I'm losing myself. I'm losing myself to you and I don't care anymore because there's never been a better feeling in the whole fucking world. I love you. So much. Too much. Always. -- Karina Halle
Rick Perry has made so many gaffes lately, it is hard to tell if he's running against President Obama or Joe Biden. -- Jay Leno
They didn't care, which was too bad because I thought everyone should care that I fucked Perry last night and fucked her good. Perhaps I needed to get an airplane to write that in the sky. I knew an auburn-haired snatchslinger who needed to see it. -- Karina Halle
Mitt Romney said that he liked to fire people. Well, there's a pretty good message to send to Middle America. When Rick Perry heard that, he said, 'Well that's nothing. I like to execute people.' -- David Letterman
Rick Perry's an idiot, and I don't think anyone would disagree with that, -- Bruce Bartlett
I'm a big fan of Katy Perry. -- Zoe Mclellan
Texas governor Rick Perry has been in the race only three days, and he's already blowing away the competition like it is a trespassing coyote. -- Stephen Colbert
We are very excited to re-launch the collaboration with Fred Perry. We have great appreciation for the heritage of the brand as well as their dynamism in guiding the brand towards the future. Their openness to create synergies between both our brands will bring interesting, creative results. -- Raf Simons
I worry about Rick Perry. One, he's too conservative, Two, his debating skills. And three ... Oh crap, what was three? -- David Letterman
In an interview last night, Rick Perry criticized Mitt Romney for flip-flopping on the issues. Romney said that Perry has no idea what he's talking about. Then he added, 'But he does know what he's talking about.' -- Jimmy Fallon
One of the detectives was later heard to comment that Perry Reed was officially in more trouble than any other single human being he'd ever encountered in the course of his entire career.... -- John Connolly
Rick Perry said America's revolutionary war was fought in the 16th century. When told it was actually the 18th century, Perry apologized and said, 'I never said I was a geology major.' -- Conan O'brien
Perry listened to the surf as their tempers drifted toward him, carrying disbelief and anxiousness and outrage. The silent roar of the Tides. -- Veronica Rossi
Rick Perry dropped out of the presidential race. When asked what went wrong, Perry said, I guess America is not ready to elect a dumb guy from Texas. But in time. -- Conan O'brien
Personally, I hope he doesn't get out of the campaign. I need Rick Perry. I don't want to spend the next year trying to do jokes about Mitt Romney. -- Craig Ferguson
When Rick Perry says I can do for America what I've done for Texas, pay attention. That's no idle threat. -- Jim Hightower
Rick Perry I have a great fondness for. And what Rick Perry has, like Jeb Bush has, it will be interesting to compare their two records as governor, very close, great economic development, low taxes, all the things we want domestically out of a president. -- Rudy Giuliani
Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned abortions to back alleys where it belongs, my work here is done.' I think that's what he said, he was chewing a crayon. -- Bill Maher
Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer. You know, i know you're not supposed to say this about elected officials, but I would pay to see Rick Perry defend himself against a school shooter with prayer. -- Bill Maher
Rick Perry has now accused Mitt Romney of hiring illegal aliens to work on his hair. -- David Letterman
Perry, the manager, had come up with him, in trousers and bathrobe. He was a stout, jovial-looking man ordinarily, but right now he was only stout.
("The Room With Something Wrong") -- Cornell Woolrich
We just wanted to see how you were doing,' Asher said.
'Well, that *is* a miracle,' said Perry. She took out her notebook and said out loud as she wrote, Number forty: Campbell ... has ... friends. -- Wendy Wunder
Bronco Rick Perry is the first candidate I've ever heard say he's not doing well because he's sleepy. You know, we criticized George W. Bush a lot, but there was one thing he was very disciplined about, and that was getting his full eight years of sleep. -- David Letterman
The power of the anger flowing through me, the urge to get back to Perry while I could, had raised me into another level of consciousness. In other words, I was bat-shit crazy. -- Karina Halle
A lot of people don't even know there was a Journey before Steve Perry. -- Jonathan Cain
I like Katy Perry. I mean, what is there not to like?! She's crazy, she's fun and she has some crazy pipes on her. She can sing. -- Logan Henderson
Ulick Norman Owen. -- Agatha Christie
I'm very familiar with Tyler Perry. -- Chris Pine
I am teaching Perry grammar. He says he wants to learn to speak properly. I told him he should not call his Aunt Tom an old beast but he said he had to because she wasn't a young beast. -- L.m. Montgomery
Texas Governor Rick Perry distanced himself from George W. Bush by saying, 'I went to Texas A&M. He went to Yale.' In other words, his idea of instilling confidence is by saying, 'Don't worry. I'm not as smart as George W. Bush.' -- Conan O'brien
Not Duncan, but Da's down there -- Diana Gabaldon
I was trying to be a better man, Perry. For you." I shifted in my seat. "Dex ... " "And I'll keep trying," he quickly said, voice low and somber. "Until I get it right. -- Karina Halle
I told you, they are for a friend."
Burnett's eyes rounded. "Miranda? Shit! I had the same God damned talk with Perry. -- C.c. Hunter
In a new videotape message, Texas Gov. Rick Perry urges his supporters to follow him on 'Tweeter.' After hearing about it, John McCain laughed and said, What an idiot! It's 'The Tweeter.' -- Conan O'brien
No matter what happened, he was Dex and I was Perry and that combination only led to trouble. -- Karina Halle
Look, I know these Rick Perry jokes are a little mean, but tomorrow, he won't even remember them. -- Jimmy Fallon
Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy. -- Kinky Friedman
Rick Perry told reporters this week that he has a permit to carry a concealed handgun. He also has a concealed vocabulary, concealed knowledge of the issues, concealed tolerance ... -- Jay Leno
Obvious, Elbert. -- Nicole Sager
People are saying that Rick Perry is really tough because he has executed over 200 people. And that was just while he was on vacation in Florida. -- Conan O'brien
Rick Perry unveiled his new tax plan. He says he wants a flat tax. He believes that tax should be flat, just like the earth. -- Jay Leno
Hayes. Peter Hayes. -- Veronica Roth
Raphael meet Avery. -- J. Lynn
Protect for ernest drake -- Ernest Drake
I've never heard anybody in my family say anything but good things about Rick Perry. -- Jeb Bush
I love Katy Perry! She gave me a song for my second album. -- Selena Gomez
When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen to that rap.' -- Jay Leno
Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that. -- Bill Maher
I salute Rick Perry for the way he's trying to overcome this. Today he came out and said he's not one of those slick politicians, that this just shows his human side, and some third excuse he can't remember. -- Craig Ferguson
I've got to make sure Corey Clark is all right. -- Corey Clark
STEPHEN O'CONNOR Next to Nothing -- Jennifer Egan
Tyler Perry's brand is faith, family and this whole thing that I've built, while my company, 34th Street Films, is like Disney's Touchstone. We can do anything. People don't know what to expect from me yet. -- Tyler Perry
Perry," he said quietly, his fingers trailing down the side of my face, "you'll never have to save my life. You gave me life. I never lived a single day until the first day I met you. -- Karina Halle
Natural Texas politicians make terrible, terrible presidential candidates. Phil Gramm, I remember the 'Phil Gramm for President' campaign. I thought that was the worst thing in the history of the world, but Rick Perry was possibly worse. -- Gail Collins
Team Leo!~ Leo valdez -- Rick Riordan
Our Z's been fucking Loren Blake. -- P.c. Cast
Percy, who was looking immensely -- J.k. Rowling
There's nothing decent about what we're going to do tonight. So, let go and show me who you are."
~Raphael -- Tina Folsom
meeting, Morales -- David Talbot
Carter-headed chicken. -- Rick Riordan
That Reyes Farrow boy. -- Darynda Jones
As for his name, well, what attorney wouldn't want to be able put a Judge in a crate every now and then? -- Jodi Picoult
I'm Fred Mathews -- Carolyn Keene
Fight, Thoma, put fight. -- Manu Joseph
It's Russell Montgomery the Third, actually," said Rusty, still grinning. "But I'd be obliged if you keep that bit of information to yourself."
"I don't imagine any of us cares enough to remember," Jared said. -- Sarah Rees Brennan
To cement my point, Dire Straits came on and after Perry proclaimed her sudden (and surprising) love for the band, the douchefucker stood up and asked her to dance like he was a Cajun Rhett Butler. -- Karina Halle
Oh this young man has had a very trying rookie season, with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him, well, I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle... Ogie Ogilthorpe! -- Jim Carr
Yeah. Floyd is his batman. -- Robert B. Parker
Westerners know the difference between a talker and the real deal. If Rick Perry wasn't right to be governor of Texas, why should he be president? -- Dick Cheney
It's hard to categorize the half expressions, the ones which reside in between. But this morning, I'm calling Perry mad by sadwest. -- Edmond Manning
THOMAS IS THE REAL LEADER -- James Dashner
I just want you to enjoy all the pies in life, Perry," I said, gazing at her, trying to get her shy eyes to meet mine. "That's all. -- Karina Halle
Okay ... My name is Ellie Mason and I have a feeling you don't like me."
Kylie stopped and swerved around ... "Okay, let's get something out in the open. I know you had sex with Derek."
"Damn!" Perry said, and grinned. "This is gonna be better than I thought. -- C.c. Hunter
I think Perry Ferrell put independent music on a very good path with Lollapalooza. -- Henry Rollins
You're cruel to make me laugh right now," Perry said, trying to keep as still as possible. Any sharp movement and his ribs felt like they'd crack.
"Sorry," Aria said. She was smiling, her lower lip trapped between her teeth.
"Yeah ... you look sorry. -- Veronica Rossi
Rick Perry was philosophical about (his election losses). He said, 'Last week was Iowa. Yesterday was New Hampshire. ' He said at least it's giving him a chance to learn the names of all the states. -- Jay Leno
Let's win one for the Gipper. -- Knute Rockne
There's no other like Leo. -- Deco
Big Texas (Nolan Ryan) is here. The reason I like to keep Nolan around is he is a reminder that when we got done with the Sammy Sosa trade, there was still some talent on the Rangers. -- George W. Bush
If liking Katy Perry and drinking margaritas is gay, then who wants to be straight?! -- James Franco
I can help Katy," Blake wheezed. "Good enough for you?"
"What?" I demanded, dropping my hands.
"Yeah, see, you saying her name alone makes me want to kill you. So, no, not good enough for me. -- Jennifer L. Armentrout
That leaves Decker and what's his name, Mr. I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt. -- Suzanne Brockmann
better than Sherman. -- Robert L. O'connell
Legacy Damian Green -- Damian Green
Snap to, Will Henry! -- Rick Yancey
Jim Leighton is looking a sharp as a tank -- Barry Davies
Push me and i'll choose Mason. Every. Damn. Time -- Tijan
Meeting Perry Farrel was kind of cool. He's such an icon, and I was such a fan of Jane's Addiction. -- James Mercer
I love you, Hudson Pierce. -- Laurelin Paige
Taylor Maddox, sir. US Forest Service trash. -- Jamie Mcguire
Landry case and - Jesus - didn't someone just send you a -- Robert Galbraith
I need to make a call to Hudson Pierce and see if he'll help me out." Hudson -- Corinne Michaels
A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten. -- Andy Borowitz
You are a fan of Katy Perry you want her heart you want her soul you love her songs you like her moves she may be a kinda a slut but you still love any way you you dream you laugh you like her songs and you dance-but all you gotta do is have a Teenage Dream. -- Katy Perry
Lee Dixon will be up against two South American left-handers tonight. -- Ron Atkinson
What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and Rick Perry? It only takes Lindsay four and a half hours to finish a sentence. -- Jay Leno
Stuart Davises he -- Amor Towles
When I want to entertain entertainers, I call Jason Randal! -- Norman Lear
I'm horrible with names" He said "I'm still not sure what your is. You say Blake, but I'm pretty sure it's like Bob. Or Sanchez -- C.l.stone
Donald - ruler Donovan -- Emily Macleod
