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Nothing lasts forever, Mouse.
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Worship With Your Vote.
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If you were to look back at me as a school kid you'd see a very quiet little church mouse kind of character.
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The pulpit is a clergyman's parade; the parish is his field of active service.
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Pastor of the Warsaw Baptist Church, Dr. Peters was tall, gaunt, and pale, with a weak damp smile and cold damp palms: shaking his hand was like being forced to grasp the flaccid penis of a hypothermic zombie.
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That older and greater church to which I belong: the church where the oftener you laugh the better, because by laughter only can you destroy evil without malice
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Don't pole-vault over mouse turds.
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Pastors are highly susceptible to the sin of sloth.
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Your sacred space is where you can find yourself over and over again.
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For Whom the Snob Trolls
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The Catholic Church made a serious mistake when they started caring about how many people are in the pews.
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slipping farther down the rabbit hole by the minute,
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In my tadpole stage I was delivered to Metron Ariston and transmogrified, and here am I. My name is Sporos, by the way, and I do not like your thinking names like mouse-creature and shrimp-thing at me.
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Wow. Whoops. Sorry ... I just lost two hours inside a YouTube kitten warp.
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SPIIIIIDERS!" The world ceased its turning. The owl went dumb. The Milky Way flickered on the verge of extinction. Ben hollered it again: "Spiders!" He started thrashing wildly amid the pine needles. "They're all over me!
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Growlery. When I am out of humour, I come and growl here.
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DoveWing (talking to LoinBlaze): You got somthing wrong, what you said to ToadStep. You are the hero.
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I walked over to Osten, who looked like he was itching to climb on something.
"What are you up to today?" I asked.
"I don't know."
"Go find the Selected guys and ask them awkward questions. Report back."
He laughed and went running.
"Where's he off to?" Dad asked quietly.
"Nowhere.
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Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there.
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The mouse that hath but one hole is quickly taken.
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...giggling disconnected from humor.
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Motherfucker, you haven't got the fucking balls God gave a goddamned church mouse. You crawled out of your mama's tattered old pussy, grabbed hold of her milk stained titties, and you ain't never looked back, motherfucker.
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My home base - pop music and the Catholic Church.
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Crusaders have just f-ked me over what a bas-rd joke, excuse my language I'm absolutely furious.
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Worship is the launching pad for life.
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With the mere click of a mouse, I can be put in my place but good via Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, Pinterest, or Google+, just to name a few. (But not MySpace, which has been a ghost town since 2008. I hope Tom's okay.)
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As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet. He had to chuckle. The Holy Throne.
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Don't get dead, Raphael, or I swear I'll hunt you down in the afterlife.
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The bishops eat from my hand.
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The spirit of spider in the name of Jesus, depart from my life!
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Look where we worship.
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I'm not on any crusade.
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corner, an empty shell that is merely
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Are you a man or a mouse?
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Prayer is a pillar.
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AHA!" screamed a voice from overhead ... Peeves was hanging upside down from a chandelier and grinning maliciously at them.
"Potty asked Loony to go to the party! Potty lurves Loony! Potty luuuuurves Looooooony!"
And he zoomed away, cackling and shrieking, "Potty loves Loony!
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Did you ever feel happy in church?" "Naw. I didn't want to. Nobody but poor folks get happy in church." "But you are poor, Bigger."
Again Bigger's eyes lit with a bitter and feverish pride. "I ain't that poor.
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I am a rune a carrot a little joke
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I like the church, I like a cowl,
I love a prophet of the soul;
And on my heart monastic aisles
Fall like sweet strains or pensive smiles;
Yet not for all his faith can see,
Would I that cowled churchman be.
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You guess, boy? You don't know? Peter
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sitting happiness in...
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I think a reading group should have a snappy name to attract members, don't you?'
Mr Peterson didn't ask about my snappy name, but I could tell his curiosity was piqued.
'The Secular Church of Kurt Vonnegut,' I said.
'Jesus F Christ,' said Mr Peterson.
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The pastor makes twenty-four
references to hell
in the sermon at church and forgets
to talk
about love.
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People are much too solemn about things - I'm all for sticking pins into episcopal behinds.
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You sadistic pansycake.
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You love the Pope, don't you, Paddy?" Tom is staring at me.

"Why, I do not know," I say, surprised into honesty. "I hardly know about him. Only he did not send help to us when we were hungry at home. Perhaps he did not know.
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P-p-p-please, don't cast me out
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You was always too busy pullen' little girls' pigtails when I give you the Holy Sperit.
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You're only a mouse if you let them make you one.
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THE GAMBLER,THE NUN & THE RADIO

I do not follow you.
Many times I do not follow myself with pleasure.
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Pastors must welcome the lost sheep. Actually, I made a mistake. I said welcome, rather, go out and find them.
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When you sit, everything sits with you.
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A mouse has to do what a mouse has to do
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I belong where you belong
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For I cherish the greatest respect towards everybody's religious obligations, never mind how comical, and could not find it in my heart to undervalue even a congregation of ants worshipping a toad-stool ...
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Anyone who has invented a better mousetrap, or the contemporary equivalent, can expect to be harassed by strangers demanding that you read their unpublished manuscripts or undergo the humiliation of public speaking, usually on remote Midwestern campuses.
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Worship the Silent Space in you.
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Yes, cower! If you simpletons truly understood what you have just seen, you would be down on your knees worshipping me! HA! HA HA HA HA HA!
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A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?
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When the bishop farted we were amused to hear about it. Should the ploughboy find treasure we must be told. But when the ploughboy farts ... er ... keep it to yourself.
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A high church for the true mediocre.
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For the Lord hath in no place forbidden mirth ...
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The most important question I ever asked a priest was where are the Bingo Dobbers at?
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If you so much as snicker, I will kill you all.
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Between funny and witty
Falls the shadow
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I feel a sin coming on.
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Catholicism has you tracked and trailed for life
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Comming from your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
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We have come to the church, Sancho.
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I take it for granted that you do not wish to hear an echo from the pulpit nor from the theological class-room.
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The motor-car went Poop-poop-poop, As it raced along the road. Who was it steered it into a pond? Ingenious Mr. Toad!
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Give not S. Peter so much, to leave Saint Paul nothing.
[Give not Saint Peter so much, to leave Saint Paul nothing.]
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May the Lord fill you with His blessings and with hatred of the Pope.
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What could be more full of meaning? - for the pulpit is ever this earth's foremost part; all the rest come in its rear; the pulpit leads the world.
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Only very brave mouse makes nest in cat's ear.
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Little pig, little pig, let me in.
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Oh. My. Candlesticks.
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I want to be a mouse in a mousehole.
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?
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No church or synagogue pew can produce a higher awareness of God than sitting at the base of a tree and observing His creation.
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Is my name V?
No...
Then why would I follow U?
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Come now, my lord. Can we not have a bit of fun with him? (Knight)
My idea of amusement is disemboweling those who contradict and annoy me. What say you that you and I have a bit of fun? (Sin)
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In education, parody is obsolete.
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O Beloved, where is the Beloved?
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I do not know what we should do without the pulpit. We could better spare the sun-the moon, anyway.
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When I asked the archbishop of Canterbury, Justin Welby, "Is God in cyberspace?" he joked at first that God must be in cyberspace because every time he is in the London subway, "I hear people saying into their cell phones, 'Oh God, why doesn't this work!'" Here
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All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Rolf! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there for a sec while I KICK YOUR ASS.
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The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped.
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Methought I saw my late espoused saint.
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Dear God,
what is my purpose of life?
What should I do to find it?
Once I found it, will I become stronger?
... Oh no, my mind is blank.
a strange sound kept ringing in my head.
What sound is that ... ?
Ah, I know.
It's ...
The sound of emptiness.
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I have to step out for a second. Don't do anything funny while I'm gone.
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From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.
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Hello carnivore,' said the mouse priest. He turned and bowed to Uncle Mike and Dominic. 'Hail to the High Priest of Goddammit Eat Something Already, and to the God of Hard Choices in Dark Places.' Ryan blinked. 'What?' 'It's a mouse thing, just roll with it, you'll be happier that way,' I advised.
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I am careful never to talk about religion. Who am I to kick at people's crutches?
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Tiny Giggles
Silly giggles of laughter
I store upon a shelf
I give some to other
I save some for myself
I am rich beyond all measure
Though not with worldly wealth
I store up these treasures
For my heart and soulful health.
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Pastor Kerney Thomas to these hoes.. miwacles.
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It's a bold mouse that nestles in the catts eare.
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Persecution shows who is a hireling, and who a true pastor.
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Loop me in, odd one.