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I want you out in the hallway, against the far wall in single file, ready to move, in fifteen. Drop your fartsack, Ratliff.
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Sefi, what do you think? She
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Llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllldkfawawetwlcw Werrejq32rjklwfe Fuck. This.
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So you do scream like a little girl," says Raffe with some satisfaction in his voice. I
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Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes.
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I watch in awe as Raffe pummels Beliel with blows so fast they're almost a blur. The force of the emotion behind those blows is immense. For the first time, he doesn't bother to hide his frustration and anger, or his longing for the wings he lost.
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Fee fi foe fum, she's scratching on my back. Oh, here she comes.
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Millie ran back and forth, first jumping on Diego, then Henry, then Diego. "Arff!" she said, which means "let's help" in the way dogs talk.
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FYI, when I type WTF, you are supposed to read What the Fuck? Same with OMG, and OMFG, which are Oh My God and Oh My Fucking God. Only a completely lame Disney Channel nimnode pronounces the letters.
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Sif seemed so refined, so graceful, so unlikely to fart or belch in public.
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If anybody ever marries you, it will be for the pleasure of hearing you talk piffle
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Caught you looking.
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This is what happened.
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I can't think of any way to help Raffe that doesn't involve getting my head chopped off or something equally horrendous.
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Now, Rowsby Woof was the man's dog; and he was the most objectionable, malicious, disgusting brute that ever licked a man's hand. He
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Gazzy, man, jeezum!" Fang exclaimed. "What the heck have you been eating for God's sake?"
That was a smoke bomb!" Gazzy defended himself. "Not even i could fill this whole flippin' house!
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Safi ignored him--he was clearly an idiot
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This episode of my life is brought to you by the letters W, t, and F. I do not understand.
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Frustration was my constant companion. I wanted to scream. What the he-eck are we supposed to do now? I asked Fang.
He looked at me, and I could tell he was mulling over the problem. He held out a small waxed-paper bag.
Peanut?
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Don't you agree, fuzzball?
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And for fuck's sake, stop saying fuck!
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Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way.
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Game On, Motherfucker.....
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There's the guy who trained me, you sexy son-of-a-bitch. I knew you could do this. I told the assistant, I said, 'Do you even know who you're dealing with here? Pfft. Pfft.'"
"You definitely didn't say that."
"Nope. I sure as hell didn't ...
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It's just so perfuck.
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My only thought is that I am not going to end up truly dead this time in Raffe's arms. I am not going to be one more wound on his soul.
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I like sarcasm. I like snark.
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You're smarter than you look,' I say to Raffe.

'But not as smart as he thinks,' says Howler.

'I can see discipline has broken down during your vacation,' says Raffe.

'Yeah, it's all that lounging on the beach with nothing to do but drink and watch women.
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MILFs rule Bonoboville
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Stop shrugging, shrugger.
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Batter up, mofo.
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Rowf's rump slid suddenly forward as smoothly as a turd from a healthy anus.
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Bob Goff loves people with a force that is natural, and by natural I mean like nature, like a waterfall or wind or waves on the ocean. He loves effortlessly, as though love packs annually in snow on a mountain, melting and rushing through him in an infinite loop.
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Raffe: "Have you named her yet" "she likes powerful names"
Penryn:I bite my lip
Raffe:he looks like hes bracing himself for the worst "what is it?"
Penryn: "Pooky Bear"
Raffe:"I am pooky Bear, from an ancient line of archangel swords
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Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck ... Attempting harder to give a fuck ... Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.
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Joff loves me and the queen does too, she said so.
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Oh, hell," Thandi muttered, her heart lower than ever. "I really blew it, didn't I?"
"Don't be silly," Berry scolded. "It's just your first lovers' spat. You accused of him of being an inhuman fiend, and he got a little miffed. No big deal.
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Never Change F0r Someone!
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And my instincts tell me that Raffe is mine. I found him first.
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What the hell is that?" I laughed.
"It's my fox hat."
"Your fox hat?"
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.
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The little shit was standing on it like he owned it, wet, sandy paws and all. Arf, arf!
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Enough!" Romanoff barked. "Look around you. You're on a military transport. Nobody's flirting. S.H.I.E.L.D. does not run a dating service." "Well," Coulson said, "technically it's frowned upon, but I'd be lying if - " Romanoff glared at Coulson, and he fell silent.
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Chewbacca woofed in agreement.
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I give Raffe a quick hug. I don't care who sees me at this point. Raffe might, though.
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WHAT. THE. FUCK!
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I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!"-Gazzy
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And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National Institute of Pancakes: It reads, and I quote, Fuck waffles.
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Please stop trifling.
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It's time to P-A-R-T-Why? Because I gotta!
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Don't try to outfox this chicken...
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Every dog has its day - and today is woof day! Today I just want to bark.
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Now, for the first time in my life, I empathize 100 percent with Fluff McFly. My heart is beating at hamster-speed and I am throwing my eyes around the room, looking for some way out.
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Son of a good goddamn holy motherfuck.
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I think you is barking up the wrong dog.
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I really, truly, honestly, completely, just don't give a fuck.
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But that's a lie. No, that's life without the f.
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I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off.
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Shut your damn mouth.
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I wish you luck with a capital "F".
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Touche, mon ami. Too fugging shay.
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Lookin up at the huge baboons, I wondered if Khufu had some sort of secret baboon code that would get us in. But instead he barked at the statues and cowered heroically behind my legs.
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I said I kicked a French chicken in the stomach once." "Huh?" "It said, 'Oeuf.'" "What is that?" "It's a joke. Do you want to hear another, or have you already had un oeuf?
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I'm fresh out of fucks to give.
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Snarky Snarkerson!
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So sorry does not unfuck this situation, Lee
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Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.
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I stick to Raffe as close as I can manage without having to explain why I'm hugging his back.
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What the - who the - what the fucking fuck?
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Oh holy mother of fuck. This was bad
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'Shkoff' is to eat. 'Shkiaff' is to slap. Like, 'Gettouttahere I'm gonna give you a couple of shkiaffs,' or, 'Forget presentation, just shkiaff the food onto the plate.'
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Graff smiled a little Mona Lisa smile, if Mona Lisa had been a pudgy colonel.
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Which is probably why he's never had a gee-eff. You know what that is, right?
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I'm shocked at being recognized.
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Welcome to war. It's always a SNAFU: situation normal, all f - ed up.
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Fhat thouding do're.
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What the fuck is wrong with you?
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incredulous. Miss
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The thing I'm most proud of here at Iowa is putting the ANF on our headgear.
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If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
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Elementary, my dear fucksticks
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So Mauclair takes snuff, does he?" he asked carelessly. "'Yes, Mr. Commissary....Look, there is his snuff-box on that little shelf....Oh! he's a great snuff-taker!" "So am I," said Mifroid and put the snuff-box in his pocket.
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I want my fluff-fluff! (Bob) Fluff-fluff ... (Zarek looked panicked.) (Zarek)
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Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.' ...
'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.
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I should have shut up when I went up there and talked to Carlton Fisk.
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This isn't one of your spankerchiefs, is it?" "The hell?" "You know, your jizz rag?
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I hate goofballs.
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Saf keeps a vast range of bullies on hand at all times.
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This has been an interesting fucking week.
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Get out of my face with your weirdness.
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For my Mr. Fox
(whoever you are)
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Get the fuck out of my face you heinous beast!
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Raffe: "The unruliness of the women in your family must go back for generations. You're like a plague upon the land."
Penryn: "So long as we're also a plague upon angels, I'm sure everyone else will forgive us."
Raffe: "Oh, you're definitely a plague upon at least one angel.
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To those about to snark, we salute you.
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That's how we spent the day
drizzling sarcasm over the truth
dropping bad jokes like f-bombs ...
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Never f*!k with the ineffable.
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I'm dumbfounded, but nothing surprises me in this game.
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Peace, prattler.
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Onscreen, Foaly rubbed his eyelids with his index fingers.
Yeah, yeah. Here we go. Captain Short goes rogue once more. Hands up who's surprised. Anyone?
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Get your filthy hands off the puzzle, you little brats!
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Lay on, McDuff, and be damned he who first cries, 'Hold, enough!