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A boy with Somebody-else's pork pie! Stop him!
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A man does not know how he came by the half a pie he is holding in his hand!
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Pie may just be the Madonna-whore of the dessert world.
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Unless some sweetness at the bottom lie,
Who cares for all the crinkling of the pie?
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I am an indifferent cook, but I can make pie.
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I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.
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I am the most pious person in the room. Even though I have no pie - I have pizza, and what can be more virtuous than eating all by yourself?
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it was a delusive pie, the crust being like a disappointing head, phrenologically speaking: full of lumps and bumps, with nothing particular underneath.
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I like making pies. I have a bunch of fruit trees in my backyard. My loquat tree sprouted, and I like making loquat pie. They're really hard to peel and everything, and it took me forever, but they make the best pies. They're amazing.
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The Moon Pie is a bedrock of the country store and rural tradition. It is more than a snack. It is a cultural artifact.
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I make a mean pecan pie, and I have a great recipe for pralines - also using pecans. Pralines take a lot of patience, and patience is a must in the duck blind as well as in the kitchen. Good things come to those who wait.
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People don't care what you name it, G. They like pie for what's on the inside.
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A pie?" Now she just sounded dubious. "Was it an evil pie?" "Yeah. Yeah, it was.
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Envious, cold, and lonely. The perfect ingredients for a nice homemade bitter pie.
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I got a fan letter on the back of a prison menu. And I remember thinking, 'Well, they get pie. It's not so bad. They get pie on the weekends.' I want to say blueberry and also a Boston cream pie. Not so bad.
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What a sad and cynical world this has become when one is forced to be suspicious of pie.
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Then I'm sorry to say, I've eat your pie.
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If I'm going to have something rich and yummy, I'm not reaching for prepackaged brownies. I'm going to make a pie from scratch.
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Once upon a time there was a saucer pie. A saucer pie is one that is baked in a saucer instead of a pan; and if you have never seen one, I hope you will before you are a hundred years old.
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I'm a sweet eater. I love lemon pie and sweet potato pie.
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Last time you bring me pie, I cut into it, with my tiny pie cutter, and millions of birds flew out hitting me in the eyes and the temples ... it was a trick pie!
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One piece of pie is delicious. Fourteen pieces are obviously nauseating.
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You can't imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone's face.
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A pie so delicate, so luscious, that I hope to be propped up on my dying bed and fed a generous portion. Then I think that I should refuse outright to die, for life would be too good to relinquish.
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They were most peculiar. And they eat pizza pie." "For breakfast?" "No, for lunch and dinner. But it's not a pie at all, it's a kind of bread with tomato sauce and cheese on it." "Sounds dreadful.
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God bless my soul! No apple pie.
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Being a humble person, she gave her pie shop a humble name - PIE.
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Clowns have no respect for pie.
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I like to make pies. That's kind of my new obsession - peach, blueberry, apple, strawberry. I make a really good pumpkin pie with real pumpkin.
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Not baked goods! BAKED BADS!!!!"
--The Tick
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Uncle wanted to eat his pie and then have us feel sorry for him because it was making him fat.
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Love is not a pie.
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There was pie on the table when Tugs returned. Pie in the Button family meant trouble.
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The great thing about baking is that you can bring in an apple pie when you have company and say, 'I baked this for you,' and people love it. Men love it when you bake a pie for them.
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She dries her eyes and bakes her pies and leaves 'em on the window sill
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I love thee like puddings; if thou wert pie I'd eat thee.
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I love to make pies - pot pies, quiches, savory tarts, fruit pies. I use an old-fashioned pastry blender with wires and a wooden handle. I never use a recipe.
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A slice of pie without cheese, it's like a kiss without squeeze ...
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So what are you going to do with the pies?" Mum asked.
"My bike is getting fixed today it's kind of a payment, a little thank you."
"How very Dr Quinn Medicine Woman of you; sure they don't want to trade for eggs and chickens?" Dad laughed.
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I'm a good cook; one of my specialities is reindeer and potato pie.
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If you say you have apple pie I might have to marry you.
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Sam: I've never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived.
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I'm more American than apple pie. I'm like apple pie, with a hot dog in it
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A cherry pie is ... ephemeral. From the moment it emerges from the oven it begins a steep decline: from too hot to edible to cold to stale to mouldy, and finally to a post-pie state where only history can tell you that it was once considered food. The pie is a parable of human life.
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God's got his hands in a lot of human pies.
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You can't bribe me with pie." Before he'd finished the sentence, his stomach grumbled loudly in a plea for the pie.
The men grinned.
"We all know you're a pie ho," Mr. Elroy said.
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I've got my fingers in many pies and I'm very excited about creating stuff and watching it blossom and bloom and harvest it and get on with the next thing.
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There were little triangles of coconut custard pie on a graham cracker crust for dessert, the best and sweetest thing ...
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So the pie isn't perfect? Cut it into wedges. Stay in control, and never panic.
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In his bachelor's heart of hearts, he loved pie with an intensity that alarmed him. Yet, when he was offered seconds, he usually refused. "Wouldn't you like another piece of this nice coconut pie, Father?" he might be asked. "No, I don't believe I'd care for anymore," he'd say. An outright lie!
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Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked.
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The thing I can't resist is a pork pie. That's my idea of a lovely treat.
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Pizza, pizza,
Fill up your face,
The thicker the pastry,
The better the base!
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If you're going to think and be depressed, you might as well do it with pie, right?
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In geometry, whenever we had to find the area of a circle, pi * radius squared, I would get really hungry for pie. Square pie.
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Sweet potato fries
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Conversation was irrelevant. Only pie mattered.
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Drake. He liked dangerous pies."
"Why did he join you?"
"Who would eat pie that could take over your life? Why risk it?"
"Focus. Why did he join you?"
"Say no to death pies. Another good motto. I'm getting a headache." p. 432
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Blueberry Muffins
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It must have been perfectly dreadful to see a woman every day for five years, and not give her a pie, when you felt sure yours were better than she could make.
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Say no to death pies. Another good motto.
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You wanna tell me, sweetness, how dessert for seventeen people translates into seven pies and two cakes? Brock asked.
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Was the pie good, luv?" she asked.
I'd forgotten the pie until that moment. I took a leaf from Dr. Darby's notebook.
"Um," I said.
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I bet it's a universal truth: You eat your pie or go home.
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Trays of pastries from his castle kitchens, cream swans and spun-sugar unicorns, lemon cakes in the shape of roses, spiced honey biscuits and blackberry tarts, apple crisps and wheels of buttery cheese.
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Women, music, beer, and pie. Rurik, you're just an all-American guy.
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Never say 'no' to pie. No matter what, wherever you are, diet-wise or whatever, you know what? You can always have a small piece of pie, and I like pie. I don't know anybody who doesn't like pie. If somebody doesn't like pie, I don't trust them. I'll bet you Vladimir Putin doesn't like pie.
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I had a crisis with the pumpkin pie.
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He called me a pie!" she announced, defensively. There was a pause. "Wait. That's not right."
"A tart?"
"Yes! That's it!
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The most conventional customs cling to the table. Farmers who wouldn't drive a horse too hard expect pie three times a day.
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No. We talked about this. I'm going home to eat a pie.
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You've got ten fingers,' said Morris. 'Why not stick them in ten pies?
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I ate a slice of humble pie, and it tasted like apples.
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A pie dough comes together exactly like a biscuit only there is very, very little liquid and no leavening involved. Other than that, the same rules apply. My best advice: handle the dough as little as possible.
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America has developed a pie tradition unequivocally and unapologetically at the sweet end of the scale, and at no time is this better demonstrated than at Thanksgiving.
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A slice of pie without cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze.
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Red Delicious apples, whose misleading name is a travesty.
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The website increases my excitement when I read, "Hark, the pies are calling!" My excitement is short-lived, however. I read the page again and realize that it is "pipes" that are calling, not "pies" as I had hoped. I am disappointed. I personally react better to the call of pies.
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Each boat-shaped dish held scoops of vanilla and chocolate ice cream beneath thick blankets of chocolate syrup and creamy marshmallow sauce. Mounds of whipped cream rose on top, with a juicy red maraschino cherry at the very peak. Crunchy cookies poked like wings from each side.
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I dont think a really good pie can be made without a dozen or so children peeking over your shoulder as you stoop to look in at it every little while.
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Love is a pie and I am lucky enough to have almost every flavor in mine.
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You can't carve up the world. It's not a pie.
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Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!
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Cakes as good as the coins they cost.
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The differences between a tart, a pie and a quiche are a blur.
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My dearest Pudding pie" I read aloud.
"Yes, my little turnip?"
"Hilarious," I muttered. "If you ever call me anything of the sort again we shall have words.
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Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.
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Dinner is to a day what dessert is to dinner.
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...and remember: There's no crying in pie baking. -The Bake-Off
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I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels with only a pair of cuticle scissors and a ponytail holder. Somehow, at the moment, pies seemed cooler.
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What have you eaten today?"
"Humble pie, my own words, and a little crow. All three taste like shit.
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rashers of bacon.
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Humble pie tastes horrible but is great for the digestive system.
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Hey, the pie is the other way, dumbass.
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Is that a lion with horns and a pitchfork?"
"Yep."
"Is he carrying the moon on his pitchfork?"
"Nope it's a pie.
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I tend to lose control when pie crust is involved.
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My hopes for pie died on the sidewalk. There went my grin.
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And then he only had eyes for the pie. Watch any man, he could be ninety years old and drooling spit, but at the sight of homemade pie every last one of his wits will spring to attention.
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The best of all physiciansIs apple pie and cheese!
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I don't think I've ever seen pie advertised. That's how you know it's good. They advertise ice cream and other desserts. They advertise the bejeezus out of yogurt, but I haven't seen one pie commercial.