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Dearest dumpling, one day your imagination is going to get you into trouble," whispered his mother.

He would never do that," Pecorino replied. "We're best friends.
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Mickey Mouse popped out of my mind onto a drawing pad 20 years ago on a train ride from Manhattan to Hollywood at a time when business fortunes of my brother Roy and myself were at lowest ebb and disaster seemed right around the corner.
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They've given Harry the attributes of pistachio nuts and crack cocaine without the health risks (opening thousands of pistachio nuts can cause severe thumb-bruising, I can tell you from bitter experience of my life on the edge).
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Pincushions. I'm a long time threatening to buy one. Sticking them all over the place. Needles in window curtains.
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We have to get out of here, Bram. Before they take our bollocks and use them for pincushions.
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That's when I gave up pinball. When the times comes, everybody gives up pinball. Nothing more to it.
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Maggot, I'm going to pull a rabbit out of your hat!
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I am Buttercup. Peeta, the thing I want so badly to secure, is the light. As long as Buttercup feels he has the chance of catching the elusive light under his paws, he's bristling with aggression.
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As a child I watched Mary Poppins so many times I suffered from a condition with my sight. Umdiddleiddleiddleumdiddle Eye.
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Trunk steady knocking/ Floating through the sky, Mary Poppins.
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I think we can all agree that this deaf elf sure plays a mean pinball.
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A pin has as much head as some authors and a good deal more point.
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Muy Peligroso!" Bernie's choices had become as limited as the Taco Bell menu. Reason and blood had left the building, heading south, faster than reprobates to Florida." - Shark Fin Soup 2015
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You don't scare me, Mary Poppins!
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What does Karl Marx put on his pasta? Communist Manipesto!
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The universal logo for a pizzahut is eight slices painted cross a disc of yellow plywood mounted in the mouth of a taxidermic hippopotapus.
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Mickey Mouse is just a rat in suspenders.
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Tintin! Are you dead? Say yes or no but answer me!
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Don't be a pinhead
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A first class professional nutcracker who might have done a job about a week ago; stolen some bells.
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It's not the pizza, darlin', its my masculine presence.
Joe Morelli
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Lorenzo Gambini, I presume? Or would you prefer to be called - "
"Sir," I cut in before he can say Scar. "You can call me sir, if it gives you the tingles. Otherwise, let's just stick with Gambini.
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I am like a cartoon strip; I am like Donald Duck; everybody knows me in Italy.
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Let's hear the sound of the baby pianny.
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Tomorrow night, I'll be in Giovanni Schiaparelli's favorite hole!
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I am careful with the arguas (tomato caterpillars). Be careful with your mothers' hearts too, por favor.
THE PINATA-MAKER'S DAUGHTER
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Pinner. "'Thank you very much,' said he; 'I fear that I underrated the difficulty of the task. This list will be of very material assistance to me.' "'It took some time,' said I.
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What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles?
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Egg-sucking son of a porcupine!
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Piggy was a bore; his fat, his ass-mar
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What is a potto?"
"It is a little furry creature that sleeps all day with its head between its legs and then walks about very, very slowly all night, high in the trees, slowly eating leaves and creeping up on birds as they roost and eating them too.
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They chose the olive"
"They must really like olives"
"Forget it"
"Now if she invented pizza that i can understand"
-Percy to Annabeth in the lightning theif
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It was the pink elephant in the room, the thunderous fart in the elevator.
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A donkey eats a melon, it remains a donkey
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A rather jolly little pony, quite possibly wearing a straw hat with holes cut out for its ears.
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A boy with Somebody-else's pork pie! Stop him!
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Going After Cacciato
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot? A: A carrot!
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Somewhere on the Earth tonight, my Tylla, there is a Man with a Lever, which, when he pulls it, Will Save The World. The man is now unemployed. His switch gathers dust. He himself plays pinochle.
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Mr. Pappadakis smells like Just for Men peroxide dye and eucalyptus foot unguents. He has a face like a catcher's mitt. The whole thing puckers inward, drooping with the memory of some dropped fly ball.
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A guy in Greek armor drew his sword and charged, but slipped in a puddle of pina colada.
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It doesn't matter! From waist down, my best friend is a donkey ...
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Was it me that Botticelli imagined?
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I am Massimo Bottura. I close my eyes and I want to understand where I am, cooking is about emotion, it's about culture, it's about love, it's about memory.
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Sometimes when I'm dancing and don't put in enough hairspray, I wind up looking like a ... what's the animal with needles? Porcupine.
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Time to wake up." Rick muted the TV when a commercial came on. He slipped on his reading glasses and asked, "What is the groundnut better known as?" Lydia carefully rolled onto her back so the cat wouldn't be disturbed. "The peanut.
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Thou art a peanut.
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You take every salesman that walks into this shop at his word - why not Gianluca?
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My name is Skippito Friskito. (clap-clap)
I fear not a single bandito. (clap-clap)
My manners are mellow,
I'm sweet like the Jell-o,
I get the job done, yes indeed-o. (clap-clap)
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Teaching a man how to clean barnacles from a keel is an amazing useful talent, one any child should be fortunate to learn. Magochiro is our champion barnaclebully at present. String him under a keel, and he will bring back dinner enough for ten.
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Who lives in a pineapple under your jeans?" He sang softly. "SpongeBob booty pants!" He ended his little song with a soft slap to my rear.
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Michelangelo was once asked how he would carve an elephant. He replied, I would take a large piece of stone and take away everything that was not the elephant.
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Pizza is a circle. Pizza is my life. Pizza is the circle of life,
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Orange: Uh Oh
Mario: Uh oh what?
Orange ... Uh-Oh spaghettio's
*LAUGH*
Mario: Not Funny
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'The Nutcracker' is the ballet that keeps on giving.
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You Are Your Own Michelangello Always.
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Son of a poodle.
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And now - Piertotum Locomotor! cried Professor McGonagall.
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What in the hell was that supposed to be? What are you ... a Ninja Turtle?
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Tarts and tadpoles!...The boy is still alive!
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I was so skinny, they gave me the nickname stechetto - the stick. I was tall, thin, ugly and dark like an Arab girl. I looked strange. All eyes. No flesh on my bones.
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Fish Ponies! I put them on the ceiling!"

-Tyson
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Oh, for a pin that would puncture pretension!
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When a man has everything and does not know what more to do, he tries to teach his donkey to talk.
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The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.
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As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.
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King Pellinore that time followed the questing beast.
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I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out.
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I'm not a ball in a pinball machine. I know what I want.
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The weasel under the cocktail cabinet.
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Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple.
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My mother's voice intruded on a dream in which a large animated eggplant named Bob teetered on the edge of a cliff with thoughts of suicide and Parmesan.
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Hunter Pence eats pizza with a fork.
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Percy pizza with extra olives.
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How can there not already be a rapper named 'O'pinion'?
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The Big Cactus. I will stick you.
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Peanut butter is the pate of childhood.
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A gifted small girl has explained that pins are a great means of saving life, by not swallowing them.
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Who peed in your cheerios?
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The man billed as Prospero the Enchanter receives a fair amount of correspondence via the theater office, but this is the first envelope addressed to him that contains a suicide note, and it is also the first to arrive carefully pinned to the coat of a five-year-old girl.
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Raimund Hoghe is a little man with a spinal deformity who was once Pina Bausch's dramaturge.
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Frankie [Avalon] ... was interested in eating everything so it didn't eat him first.
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Christ on a Popsicle stick.
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What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
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Interesting. Stonecipheco Baby Foods. Not a bad line of products, really. A bit soft and runny for my taste, of course ... "
"Well, it's infant food, really, Norman.
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You can't hurt a man with a pinprick when he's already got a spear in his chest.
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Pixie herself was too little to tell a proper story. She just said a whole jumble of stuff: 'Pixie did dancing, then Pixie did singing, then Pixie ate lots and lots of ice cream,' droning on and on about herself. 'Pixie did telling stories and she was boring,' said Baxter unkindly.
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SCORPIUS: Always.
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Good morning, Eeyore," shouted Piglet. "Good morning, Little Piglet," said Eeyore. "If it is a good morning," he said. "Which I doubt," said he. "Not that it matters," he
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Back pocket Richie took a flattened can which had once held Del Monte pineapple chunks. There was a ragged hole about two inches in diameter through
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Mickey Mouse to a three-year-old is a six-foot-tall RAT!
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Putting Mr. Polopetsi in charge of the investigation is like putting a rabbit in charge of the airport.
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RON BRACKIN'S TEXAS GLOSSARY "Peccadello" n. roadkill.
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You're the man now,' she said to me after my father died, 'you're the man.' Then she turned to Popeye, our calico tom, and said, 'You're the cat now, Popeye, you're the cat,' as if she'd always worn a veil over her face and had never known we were men and cats all along.
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The chairs and tables, decorated with runners of Italian silk, were Disney-movie themed, because Kelly ate, breathed and farted Disney.
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Mary Poppins," he cried, "you'll never leave us, will you?
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I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'
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Piggy was a bore; his fat, his ass-mar and his matter-of-fact ideas were dull,
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Who's Chernabog?" Grumbled Maybeck.
Philby answered,"Only the most powerful villian Walt Disney ever created.
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Pikachu, 'pika' is the sound Japanese say an electric spark makes. And 'chu' is the sound a mouse makes. So Pikachu is like an electric mouse.