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Tastes like shit!
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Ya think you's walkin' on water, but turns out you just got piss in your shoes.
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Dames. Sometimes all they got to do is let it out and a few buckets later there's no way you'd ever know.
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My combat action has commenced ... I've pissed my pants, but only a little.
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Sometimes we pee on each other before we go on stage.
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poxy shitweasel,
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Buggeration and Fuckery
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Milk, blood, tears, urine, semen.
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Don't piss on my Utopia.
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Felds hath eyen, and wode have eres.
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I forget your name," I said.
"Most people spew shit from their arse," he retorted, "you manage it with your mouth."
"Your mother gave birth through her arse," I said, "and you still reek of her shit.
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Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.
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Most men I know, pissed away their fortunes. I'm the only one I know, that made a fortune pissin'
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The rain lashed down upon Brentford and Pope Alexander VI raised his massive arm and pointed towards Archroy and the young priest. 'You, I will make an example of,' he roared. 'You will know the exquisite agonies of lingering death.' Archroy thumbed his nose. 'Balls,' said he.
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You wanna hang with the big dogs, you can't piss like a pup.
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ruins." A flush spread up
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Most of us are still too sane to piss in our own cistern, but we allow others to do so and we reward them for it. We reward them so well, in fact, that those who piss in our cistern are wealthier than the rest of us.
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Taking a dump...blackout
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I pissed on my diploma, smell the aroma.
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Might as well pee on 'em, I decided.
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I don't hear peeing," Jamie said mockingly.
"Eat me," I muttered.
"What's that?"
"Leave me," I said louder.
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Thinks the sun shines out yer clacker.
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I am afraid to piss in the morning 'cause I don't want to waste any of my excellence
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There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.
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You know," he said, "P.S.S. Piss Camp."
"Yeah, I get it," I said, "It's just not funny.
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Yer timin stinks, he says.
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Blesses his stars and thinks it luxury.
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This town needs an enema!
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I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the fuck off. Hard.
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I do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now
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But I ain't puttin' it in de street. Ah'm tellin' you.'
'Ah jus lak uh chicken. Chicken drink water, but he don't pee-pee.
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Nincompoops. (Quincy,
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I just peed and forgot to take off my underwear.
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I'm past competing in pissing contests. My jet stream is now more of a trickle. The only contest I'd win is the number of trips to the bathroom it takes to purge a 32oz soda.
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Charis disapproves of crass words like shit. Roz has offered poop, but Charis rejected it as too babyish. Her alimentary canal products? Tony has suggested. No, that sounds too coldly intellectual, said Charis. Her Gifts to the Earth.
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Sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle.
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Bucks, doe - thank God everything boils down to money, I always say."
"During mating season the doe constructs a bed for herself, and then she urinates all around the outside of it. That's how she gets her mate."
"So that's it," murmured Odette. "I was always peeing in the bed.
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I searched for something witty to say, settled for bare honesty. I want to pee.
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This brew could make a dead eunuch piss lightning,
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Fetches cups of caf.
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Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?
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He even brags about his poops,
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You drink from a rabbit and you think I smell?
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Shitting fucking bastard! Fuck off you massive cockwank!' - Misty Meanor, during a particularly stressful encounter.
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sucking on a football.
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I now understand why God created shit and pee: to give even the desperate like me the possibility of refuge.
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Jesus's bloody tears.
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I got no use for a man piss backwards on his friends.
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Those pissing contests are how lords judge one another's strength, and woe to any man who shows his weakness. A woman must needs piss twice as hard, if she hopes to rule. And
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After they left the office, Peabody shoved her hands in her pockets. "These nicknames are pissing me off."
"But you're not I'm-Too-Good-to-Pee-Body. Harris is."
"It's my damn name. And now I have to pee. It's like my bladder has to prove something."
"Pee at the bank. Consider it a deposit.
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You could allow a gentleman the privacy of his piss.
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When you have one foot in the future and the other in the past, you piss on the present.
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bullies the light out of the room.
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Negativity is a sucking whirlpool of piss.
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Pissy is a nice way to say bitchy, but I'm okay with it.
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One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.
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Down the toilet, lookit me,
What a silly thing ta do!
Hope nobody takes a pee,
Yippy dippy dippy doo ...
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Peeves make for terrible pets.
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We are like a bunch of dogs squirting on fire hydrants. We poison the groundwater with our toxic piss, marking everything MINE in a ridiculous attempt to survive our deaths.
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Why are we here?", Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
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Shit spews from your lips as from the ass of a pig.
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The biggest waste of water in the country by far. You spend half a pint and flush two gallons.
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There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.
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My balls crawl up my throat.
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stuff and nonsense
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ends up sleeping in your bed.
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Who shit in your coffee this morning?"
"And you don't say things like that. You're Ryodan
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Kind pity chokes my spleen.
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I was too shocked to respond, but Bones's laughter broke the silence.
"You must be taking a piss on me."
"Am I expected to know what that means?" Madigan asked coolly.
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I think the correct term for this was 'pissing contest', and though I was flattered, I didn't have time for it.
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Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore,
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That's like piss icing on the shit cake.
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Your tears only water your weeds
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I die of thirst here at the fountainside.
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If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.
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Flavius's foot catches on a metal grate over a circular opening in the floor, and my stomach contracts when I think of why a room would need a drain. The stains of human misery that must have been hosed off these white tiles ...
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This sucks the hind teat.
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When it waynes, it pours.
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They can't shit on us," said Alex. "That's really what I'm saying. You can't shit on us anymore." There was a silence. "I just want them to stop shitting on us," said Alex. "OK," I said. "Sorry.
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Shit," he says helplessly. "No - piss," I say, like Oscar fucking Wilde.
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Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.
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No one's urine smells as good as your own.
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I am a pupil of Pissarro.
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The hasty bitch bringeth forth blind welps
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Holy cheesy fuckballs!
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I shit on all the revolutionary vanguards of this planet
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Pee like you're trying to break the Guinness World Record.
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Does the Pope shit in the woods?
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Still, every little bit helps, as the old woman said when she pissed in the sea.
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Gin and drugs, dear lady, gin and drugs.
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a bag of wet farts. But
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The more you cry, the less you'll pee, and peeing is more important.
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Fromage and coffee and cognac and no gods.
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Had to pee like a racehorse at an Iced Tea convention.
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Better to have him inside the tent pissing out, than outside the tent pissing in.
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Cleanse the fountain if you would purify the streams.
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You can pee when you're dead.
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I'm all out of fucks to give. Which
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Failing tastes of bile and dog vomit. Shame on any man who gets used to that taste.
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The bitter dregs of Fortune's cup to drain.