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I was deep in the poo poo dungeon.
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First coffee, then a bowel movement. Then the Muse joins me.
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One thing I don't like about crap:
its size that is too big to be digested.
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You smell like a litter box.
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In went water and loaves of blackbread and sausages and cheese, and out can shit and piss and language.
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With a bassy thump and a smell like burnt sulfur, Shitload farted himself far into the air.
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Since man's highest mission on earth is to spiritualize everything, it is his excrement in particular that needs it most.
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Oh shit. Shit taking a shit on a shit.
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Vomit and feces are two reason I have decided not to procreate.
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I compose a reply. It is an emoticon of a smiling poo. It sums everything up.
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slanderous diarrhea of the mouth.
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a bag of wet farts. But
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Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.
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crying, and go in the toilet bowl
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And the feasts on the poop and the musicians.
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You know how teachers tell you the magic word is 'please'? That's not true. The magic word is 'puke'. It will get you out of class faster than anything else.
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He sees, and smells, that the mishap was caused by a large human turd.
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deep shit before,
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My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere.
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The world needs an enema.
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You are all made of real poop.
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Liberate yourself by hurling excrement at what ought to be covered in shit anyway.
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You miserable vomitous mass,
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We can't go on ... having regular bowel movements ... while creation happens!
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Kings and philosophers defecate, and so do ladies.
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Don't shit where you eat.
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Hello from the gutters of NYC, which is filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine,and blood. Hello from the sewers of NYC which swallow up these delicacies when they are washed away by the sweeper trucks.
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One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!!
The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!
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Cat piss and porcupines!
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Over my lifetime, I've had an interesting relationship with poop...the rectum is a grand thing. My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts.
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Shit happens. Sometimes diarrhea happens.
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Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd.
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JARED: Please stop saying feces. It gives me the creeps.
JOURNEY: I wish I could, but I'm genetically unable to bow to your will.
JARED: I've noticed that...
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You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.
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Well, MacKenzie, YOU'RE the expert on toilets! It's only 8:00 a.m. and your BRAIN is completely CONSTIPATED while your MOUTH has a severe case of DIARRHEA! Please, go FLUSH!
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Step, fart. Step, fart. Step, fart.
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Steven Fry on The Da Vinci Code-
It is complete loose stoolwater. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind.
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Damn, piss, shit, fuck!
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Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn't been cleaned in weeks. Nobody had noticed, because nobody who mattered ever went in there.
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Philosophy! Empty thinking by ignorant conceited men who think they can digest without eating!
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Wish in one hand, shit in the other, see which one fills up faster.
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Milk, blood, tears, urine, semen.
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Shit is another useful word. Also very common. For example, pleasantly surprised? You say 'No shit?' You think someone tells you tales, you scoff 'You're shitting me.' You find something you like very much, you exclaim 'That's good shit!
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People. You must love people. Men are admirable. I want
to vomit - and suddenly, there it is: the Nausea
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And onto the screen pops a couple of housewives who start having a poop fit when they see how clean their new dish soap got the dinner plates
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To me, the acceptable level of fecal matter is ... zero.
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sucking on a football.
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My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.
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Language! And yes, crap is a bad word!
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Inside my head, I shit my pants.
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The enormous waste of energy that has deliberately been expended on vileness.
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Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.
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It's called ergot. Smell
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Everything in life comes with a pooper scooper factor
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dung. Spot wouldn't even put his nose inside the
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I'm all about that shit."
Mom shoots me the Disapproving-Mom-Subtle-Lip-Frown.
"I'm all about that poop," I correct delicately.
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People who go to the Opera, they don't go to the toilet, not even at home.
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Around me, the morning traffic neighed, brayed, and defecated on the street.
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If I find a cow turd on my front steps, I'm not satisfied knowing that I'll be mentally prepared to find some future cow turd. I want to shovel that turd onto my garden and hope the cow returns every week so I never have to buy fertilizer again.*
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Simon: that's disgusting!
me: what's disgusting?
simon: you know. you put your thing in the place where he, um, defecates.
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The Book Highlights and Attacks areas of Inefficiency and Hypocrisy in Government Offices. It injects the much-need Enema into its Highly Constipated System.
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If you want the benefit of having an ox, you're going to have to endure the poo that comes with it. The goal is to have a positive poo to ox ratio.
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My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little.
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Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies!
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that palpable odor pumped out through the
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The smell of life." "The smell of farts.
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How hollow is the heart of man, and how full of excrement!
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vomiting the crying
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Art you can flush down the loo means nothing to me, even were the loo to be selected by Marcel Duchamp
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Great steaming elephant turds!
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It is a little sad how many nights I have spent waiting for some animal to poop. The
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If you walk the dog long enough, you'll eventually be able to get him to poop.
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I emit, I hiss a rather tired and gentle word like "shit", then tear this page from the machine. it's your.
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In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that poor bowel management lies at the root of most peoples' health problems.
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The mechanical effort of conversation is nastier and more complicated than defecation.
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I go to the bathroom. All my life I have been an orphan and an only child. Now I come from a big noisy family who go ballroom dancing and live forever.
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Hello from the gutters of New York City, which are filled with dog manure, vomit, stale wine, urine, and blood.
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Rubbish!" screamed a fat, elderly woman, in Richard's ear, as he passed her malodorous stall. "Junk!" She continued. "Garbage! Trash! Offal! Debris! Come and get it! Nothing whole or undamaged! Crap, tripe, and useless piles of shit. You know you want it.
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I have a natural propensity to work on big piles of poop.
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Do you take it in the pooper?
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I could have had a session of defecography, which is a diagnostic test in which X-rays are taken to assess anatomical problems occurring during the process of defecation. I gave it the briefest of thoughts before recognizing that this is beyond the pale - even for me.
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I do not give a sh*t, the toilet miss me now
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A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
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gastrointestinal problems
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The room stank of semen and smoke and sweat and whiskey, of old carpet and sour hay, saddle leather, shit and cheap soap.
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Dogs and children vomit in distress. Women cry.
("Dial 'O' For Operator")
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Tell me, what smells like shit and screams like a girl? (Syn)
(He shot the Partini in the knee.)
That's right. You. (Syn)
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Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's bathroom floor?
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This town needs an enema!
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His bowels seemed to turn to water.
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Taking a dump...blackout
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- You know what this is?
- Nope
- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.
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What if you need to poop?" she asked instead.
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The putrid carnal waste dump my skin and hair had become. An irate woman beating me with her placenta would have been more welcome than the copious amount of ... snot gluing my fingers together.
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There is much running of vomit and faeces on board this ship. Please stop adding to it.
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King: "You're ... you're shit! You shitting, shitting shit!"
"Your Majesty," Durzo said gravely. "A man of your stature's cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta that fills the void between his ears.
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You're like a turd that won't flush.
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Unfortunately for Ben and Granny, it turns out that ancient poo does still pong.)
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There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by what he or any of his friends have produced, hates to leave it, adores smelling it, and sometimes eats it.
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I forget your name," I said.
"Most people spew shit from their arse," he retorted, "you manage it with your mouth."
"Your mother gave birth through her arse," I said, "and you still reek of her shit.