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I'm very interested in poo. We don't have a very good relationship with poo, and we should have.
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I named him Poodle, beginning a long tradition of functional pet naming.
Poirot was standing in the larder in a dramtic attitude. In his hand he was brandishing a leg of mutton.
'My dear Poirot! What is the matter? have you gone mad?'
'Regard i pray you this mutton! But regard it closely!
Ook, though very clever, was the worst fighter in the tribe. That is how he ended up with Grot-Grot as his woman. Grot-Grot had a bald patch on the top of her head, she was missing an eye and she smelled like a dead skunk. She did have a good sense of humour though.
The man in the coon skin cap in the pig pen wants eleven dollar bills, you've only got ten.
A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
I don't feel very much like Pooh today," said Pooh.
"There there," said Piglet. "I'll bring you tea and honey until you do.
Peepo Choo is avant-garde! ... It is both comedy and drama! It is both the wildest fiction and the most sobering reality! It's about love and hate! About passion! About being human! It's about life!!!
wup-wup-wup" - Pil and Popo
Do go and see, Owl. Because Pooh hasn't got very much brain, and he might do something silly, and I do love him so, Owl. Do you see, Owl?
Pooh, how do you spell love?' 'You don't spell love Piglet, you feel it
A donkey eats a melon, it remains a donkey
This morning I lay in the bathtub thinking how wonderful it would be if I had a dog like Rin Tin Tin. I'd call him Rin Tin Tin too, and I'd take him to school with me, where he could stay in the janitor's room or by the bicycle racks when the weather was good.
I like a good pompadour.
Mind over matter, will make the Pooh unfatter.
Au revoir, pidgeon. Sweeting is such part sorrow.
Rosie Germaine Mole.
Pidgin, pidgin everywhere. A peculiarity of dropping the connective, the article, of translating literally, of using present for past, present for future. We Filipinos did not speak pidgin. Our English was straight from the grammar texts.
How do dogs like their eggs? Pooched!
O honorable strumpet
I said hello to the poodle.
Manon's stomach went from her throat right out her ass,
You know what I wisht I had, Ma? A pouch like a 'possum, to tote things.
The Yearling
ohmygodIthinkIsuckedhisdick.
I'd just like to say that I have a personal disgust for small dogs, like poodles. I have some serious physical problems with them. Everything about them means I must kill them. I must.
Ullahbluh! Sehyoh narar, pokehole sann! Manhead very dirty by am anoyato. Like old Dolldy Icon when he cooked up his iggs in bicon. He gatovit and me gotafit and Oalgoak's Cheloven gut a fudden. Povar old pitschobed! Molodeztious
D<>ong>oong>n't let a three-<>ong>oong>'cl<>ong>oong>ck-at-night feeling f<>ong>oong>g y<>ong>oong>ur s<>ong>oong>ul.
There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away, "There's my poochiekins!"
...
"Sadie," My dad said firmly, "Please do not refer to the devourer of souls as 'poochiekins'.
WE GET ADVICE FROM A POODLE
Upon your feet you have ten toes, they look just like PO-TA-TOES!
No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad.
-Nastasya
Piglet: "How do you spell 'love'?" Winnie the Pooh: "You don't spell it ... you feel it."
You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum.
I thought this was trash.
Of course it's trash! says Bokonon.
Gone out. Backson. Busy backson.
I'll teach you how to defend yourself, how to maim a man. We can use Po as a model.'
'Wonderful,' Po said. 'It's quite boring really, the way you beat me to death with your hands and feet, Katsa. It'll be refreshing to have you come at me with a knife.
My inner bitch could handle this peon without even breaking a sweat.
I feel like the luckiest person on the planet. 'Tron' was such a departure for me.
By Jove, Poirot,' I exclaimed, 'did you see that young goddess?' Poirot
So I was a poodle of the future; I made prophecies.
Liston is like most big bullies, if you can stay away and make him miss for a few rounds he'll get frustrated. Once you strip away that feeling of invincibility, he can be had.
My melon soul
Crushed by your Gallagher of apathy
SOMETIMES THE POOL-PAH," Bokonon tells us, "exceeds the power of humans to comment." Bokonon translates pool-pah at one point in The Books of Bokonon as "shit storm" and at another point as "wrath of God.
Nothin to do, Oh poo! Practically blue.
Oodles of noodles help blue poodles mit der strudel.
In my garden I pick a musk melon feeling like a thief
Of courrrse it's trrrue. Pup listen to K'tanaqui now. Pup got a LOT to learrrn.
The poodle bites ; The poodle chews it.
Never be a minion, always be an owner.
The world now lacks a " Sir Pom-pom", with all his funny ways! I wonder where he is now? Or is he anywhere at all? Can someone be nowhere?
Poncho was in a red mood slanging with rage and needed to cook himself out of it , while shoving handfuls of salted peanuts down his gullet and slurping ice cold Fanta
I like the pooch. When I've had a dog's snout in my mouth, we tend to develop a special bond.
You can't put this possum in a cage
O, h<>ong>oong>w gl<>ong>oong>ri<>ong>oong>us w<>ong>oong>uld it be t<>ong>oong> set my heel up<>ong>oong>n the P<>ong>oong>le and turn myself 360 degrees in a sec<>ong>oong>nd!
Phut Phat knew, at an early age, that humans were an inferior breed. They were unable to see in the dark. They ate and drank unthinkable concoctions. And they had only five senses; the pair who lived with Phut Phat could not even transmit their thoughts without resorting to words.
What do you say, Pooh?"
Pooh opened his eyes with a jerk and said, "Extremely."
"Extremely what?" asked Rabbit.
"What you were saying," said Pooh. "Undoubtably.
It does not in any way, shape, or form resemble Winnie the Pooh.
Love ... is a poodle's chance of attaining the infinite ...
Wheat-Thinned Slut Monkey.
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
I poo poo the chit.'
The attendant looked stunned. 'You cannot poo-poo the chit!'
I do.' Kate said solemnly. 'I do poo-poo.'
We'll walk.
Phan, welcome back to service, in which I push you around and give you a lot of orders. And send you off in a chauffeured car after soundly taking a crop to your ass twice a week.
Conceited little mega-puppy.
The immediate issue here is whether the Pooh animals realise they constitute a de facto nudist colony.
This creature is the Pooka. Pay no mind to the shape he wears, for he's none of his own, and no soul either. Ware him ever, trust him never, but when the wind's right he has his uses. Never forget that you will never know him. The Pooka's mystery even to the Pooka.
CHEEKUN IS GOOOOOOOOD!!!!
We'd better go," I say. "It's time for you to make Hmong babies."
Toua pulls free from my grasp. "You little
"
"Go. Further the great Flower Clan. The mountainous homeland will sing from your victorious loins."
"You're disgusting!
It's a fact the whole world knows,
That Pobbles are happier without their toes.
Nike's the worst counselor in the history of Saint Aloysius, but he's not Pooh. And as much as Pooh is my least favorite of the homies who come to Q's storefront, spending time with him there has reminded me that Pooh isn't just Pooh either.
I feel just like a purple Pikmin.
Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind.
"Pooh!" he whispered.
"Yes, Piglet?"
"Nothing," said Piglet, taking Pooh's paw. "I just wanted to be sure of you.
Call me Silidons, for such I am.
Th<>ong>oong>u hast all seas<>ong>oong>ns f<>ong>oong>r thine <>ong>oong>wn, O Death!
Sooner or later I may figure out why you like being a kept poodle.
I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
Holy Moses on a pogo stick!!
I am Nom-O-Tron,' said the machine, in a big, boomy voice, so loud that Astra was afraid her mum and dad or some other grown-ups would hear and come to see who was sneaking a bedtime snack. 'Shhh!' she said. 'Have you got any biscuits?
Ank fr<>ong>oong>ze. The m<>ong>oong>aning became m<>ong>oong>re stressful and a little bit l<>ong>oong>uder. "I think its c<>ong>oong>ming fr<>ong>oong>m the basement."
With<>ong>oong>ut warning, Ank grabs a p<>ong>oong><>ong>oong>l stick and starts banging <>ong>oong>n the fl<>ong>oong><>ong>oong>rb<>ong>oong>ards. "W<>ong>oong>uld y<>ong>oong>u shut up! It f<>ong>oong>ur <>ong>oong>'cl<>ong>oong>ck in the m<>ong>oong>rning and pe<>ong>oong>ple are trying t<>ong>oong> get their beauty sleep!
Fear was keeping this loon going, as he was scrambling under the tables in this packed club, it was as if he was in a Carry On film and trying to hide from me. As the bouncers arrived, I was putting the boot in to the plonker without much success. He was like a bumblebee on speed!
Thank G<>ong>oong>d f<>ong>oong>r y<>ong>oong>ur m<>ong>oong>ther.
corn maque choux. He
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
TIMON
A fool of thee: depart.
APEMANTUS
I love thee better now than e'er I did.
TIMON
I hate thee worse.
How do you spell 'love'?" - Piglet
"You don't spell it ... you feel it." - Pooh
For some time now Pooh had been saying "Yes" and "No" in turn, with his eyes shut, to all that Owl was saying, and having said, "Yes, yes," last time, he said "No, not at all," now, without really knowing what Owl was talking about.
The pig says oink.
Guilliame came to talk to him, since they were the same rank.
'Lamen. That's an unusual name.'
'It's Patran,' said Damen.
'You speak very good Akielon,' he said, loudly and slowly.
'Thank you,' said Damen.
You speak horse?" Hazel asked.
"Speaking to horses is a Poseidon thing," Percy said. "Uh, I mean a Neptune thing."
"Then you and Arion should get along fine," Hazel said. "He's a son of Neptune too."
Percy turned pale. "Excuse me?
We'll be Friends Forever, won't we, Pooh?' asked Piglet.
Even longer,' Pooh answered.
Winnie-the-Pooh
While Eeyore frets ... and Piglet hesitates ... and Rabbit calculates ... and Owl pontificates ... Pooh just is.
I like a Blackp<>ong>oong><>ong>oong>l breakfast, me - 20 ciggies and a p<>ong>oong>t <>ong>oong>f tea.
I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang ... to give you.
Yeah, I know you think I'm a fucking moron, but I can figure it out if you only use small words,
Pigmy Pouters', Malory replied. 'Feisty ones!' Gansey mouthed Blue at Adam. Adam let out a little wail of helpless laughter.
I try t<>ong>oong> write ab<>ong>oong>ut a w<>ong>oong>man finding her self-respect, valuing herself, and liking herself again. But what <>ong>oong>ne desperately wants n<>ong>oong>w is t<>ong>oong> write a pr<>ong>oong>per n<>ong>oong>vel.
ken whit tae dae wi' it.
Sonny Liston is nothing. The man can't talk. The man can't fight. The man needs talking lessons. The man needs boxing lessons. And since he's gonna fight me, he needs falling lessons.
The Khoton people are a small minority group of Mongolians renowned for living a traditional nomad life in the remote slopes and valleys of the Kharkhiraa-Turgen mountain range.
Hellooo Pelican, come in, come in? No? Okay. You just be that way, you petulant bird.