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I am a woman who slept with my father the Pope.
They say I did, at least, and so does he.
And who am I to make of the Pope a liar,
And who is he to make a liar of me?
A Madagascar Hissing Roach chasing Jerry Lewis. That would be a really neat treat.
My favorite actor is Wallace Beery.
My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck.
I'm really Wallace Beery in 'The Champ.'
Alligator: The crocodile of America, superior in every detail to the crocodile of the effete monarchies of the Old World.
Bubba the Sheep Squeezer in
Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.
Iggy: I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!
HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY. Pooh
It sounded nothing like the classic "That's all folks" that the character did. So everytime I'm asked to do it - and nine out of ten "Looney Tunes" shows ends with Porky coming out saying "That's all folks" - I'll say to them, which one do you want?
gin daisy, which
Peppier n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper.
Birdy Edwards is here. I am Birdy Edwards!
There's my baby!" I cried, quite carried away, "There's my poochiekins!"
...
"Sadie," My dad said firmly, "Please do not refer to the devourer of souls as 'poochiekins'.
I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt.
will-o'-the-wisp
III Buffalo Bill's defunct who used to ride a watersmooth-silver stallion and break onetwothreefourfive pigeonsjustlikethat Jesus he was a handsome man and what i want to know is how do you like your blueeyed boy Mister Death
I shall drink to the Pope, if you please, still, to conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards.
The Pope is a mere tormentor of conscience. The assembly of his greased and religious crew in praying was altogether like the croaking of frogs, which edified nothing at all.
Wuttaya say."
"Bill's inside," Lucille said. "Get me a drink, willya, Harry?"
"Sure.
The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little.
His name was Butchie Dykes.
But I ain't puttin' it in de street. Ah'm tellin' you.'
'Ah jus lak uh chicken. Chicken drink water, but he don't pee-pee.
It looks like Animal and Miss piggy had sex," I said. "And this was the spawn."
"My eyes!" Boomer cried. "My eyes! I can't stop seeing it now that you've said it!
My favorite actor who played villains - who could play anything, really - was Jimmy Cagney.
I love the Pope, I love seeing him in his Pope-Mobile, his three feet of bullet proof plexi-glass. That's faith in action folks! You know he's got God on his side.
It is going to be changed to straight P. Diddy. You could call me P. or Diddy, or P. Diddy. I just want something fresh, man.
Peter Piper pecked a peck of pick of peck of pickled pepper.
Billy Pilgrim has come unstuck in time. It ends like this: Poo-tee-weet?
My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.
That man gave piggy banks orgasms.
He's the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup.
Fish fiddle de-dee!
I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural.
Ree sat chilled inside her squat tent. To occupy her mind, she decided to name all the Miltons: Thump, Blond, Catfish, Spider, Whoop, Rooster, Scrap ... Lefty, Dog, Punch, Pinkeye, Momsy ... Cotton, Hog-jaw, Ten Penny, Peashot ...
Papa loved Mama, Mama loved men, Mama's in the graveyard, Papa's in the pen.
She started naming the fish. 'Loppy, Troppy, Hoppy, Soppy, Boppy, Floppy, Moppy and Roppy.
freshly dead popes are struck thrice on the forehead with a special silver hammer.
Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo ... Kangaroo - Captain Kangaroo ... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House.
Spiffy is a free-loading deadbeat kitty who sits around on my couch, watches TV all day, and eats all the Triscuits.
If Lady Gaga and Dorothy Parker had a secret love child, it would've been Gypsy Rose Lee. Gypsy arrived for opening nights at the Met wearing a full-length cape made entirely of orchids, while Lady Gaga shows up wearing a full-length cloak made of meat.
I am at best on the C list for Pope.
PAUL RAKESTRAW, I SAID GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Defoe says that there were a hundred thousand country fellows in his time ready to fight to the death against popery, without knowing whether popery was a man or a horse.
The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God.
Once upon a time there were four little Rabbits, and their names were
Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Peter.
What a terrible thing it would be to be the Pope! What unthinkable responsibilities to fall on your shoulders at an advanced age! No privacy. No seclusion. No sin.
pocket lizard licker.
He was Pinocchio to my Gepetto.
Weetzie and My Secret Agent Lover Man and Dirk and Duck and Cherokee and Witch Baby and Slinkster Dog and Go-Go Girl and the puppies Pee Wee, Wee Wee, Teenie Wee, Tiki Tee, and Tee Pee were driving down Hollywood Boulevard on their way to the Tick Tock Tea Room for turkey platters.
When I was a kid growing up, I used to watch 'DuckTales.'
Bricka bracka, firecracker, sis boom bah! Bugs Bunny, Bugs Bunny, rah rah rah!
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall with a joint, drinking some eight-ball.
Mr. Sausage Nose
Once Zoopy started woofing you never knew when he'd stop. Agent One screamed, "It's alive! I thought it was a car!
Only Granny Weatherwax really knew Granny Weatherwax.
I feel a little like Rod Tidwell from Jerry Maguire
I saw young Jazzy
When I'm not longer rapping, I want to open up an ice cream parlor and call myself Scoop Dogg.
Snoop Dogg.
Pontius Pilate! God will not let you clean your hands of this!
Mama stroked his dinger, Daddy got stinky finger.
If you absolutely had to have sex with one of the Three Stooges, who would it be?
Doing a picture with Willie Wyler is like getting the works at a Turkish bath. You damn near drown, but you come out smelling like a rose.
I don't think I look like the pope's favorite Catholic - at least not under close scrutiny.
Look, man, I don't know who you are, but that crocodile has been terrorizing Long Island for weeks. I take that kind of personal, as this is my home turf. A few days ago, it ate one of our pegasi.
Soup's on and I got a coupon.
Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon.
He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce ...
And this ain't no Burger King, so you no get no toy, boss."
Here comes Peter Cottontail right down the bunny trail ...
Sidekick? Fuck you, porky.
You killed my pappy," said the youth, "and my pappy's pappy. And his pappy's pappy. And my brothers Jethro, Hank, Hoss, Red, Peregrine, Marsh, Junior, Dizzy, Luke, Peregrine, George and all the others. I'm callin' you out, lawman.
I wonder how many men, hiding their youngness, rise as I do, Saturday mornings, filled with the hope that Bugs Bunny, Yosemite Sam and Daffy Duck will be there waiting as our one true always and forever salvation?
Frankie [Avalon] ... was interested in eating everything so it didn't eat him first.
David Copperfield.
Anybody who knew me growing up calls me Vinny.
The Pope is an idol whose hands are tied and whose feet are kissed.
John Henry Holliday didn't have a mother to love him when he was grown, so I have taken him for my own. My fondest hope for Doc is that it will win for him the compassion and respect I think he deserves.
I would have made a good pope.
Rosie Germaine Mole.
Only when you have crossed the river can you say that the crocodile has a lump on his snout.
He (Gaylord Perry) should be in the Hall of Fame with a tube of KY jelly attached to his plaque.
Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.
Papa died when he was 77.
Percy pizza with extra olives.
Peter Parker - when
I'd always thought of him as one of those fat catfish swimming in the Catawba River, trudging along the bottom with his belly in the mud, his mouth open, feeding on whatever he came across.
The owner of Papa John's may not be the best pitchman, but he's the worst at acting. Papa John's commercials actually make me yearn for a Men's Wearhouse commercial.
George: You see... I'm holy. Holey, Fred, geddit?
Mr. Bumpy from Bump in the Night was this funky little guy who lived under the bed and thought eating dust bunnies was a delicacy. He was as cool as he could be, and ate dirty socks.
Always the godfather, never the god,
E.T., who said to Phyllis Diller, You look weird. Never got a dinner!
That's got to be Nix," Benny said as he pulled the door open. "Hey, sweetie ... "
Morgie Mitchell and Lou Chong stood on the black porch.
"Um," said Chong, "hello to you, too, sugar lumps.
I had a cat called Dizz, after Dizzy Gillespie.
I have the best daddy in the whole world, and I will miss him every day. When I see a crocodile, I will always think of him, and I know that Daddy made this zoo so everyone could come and learn to love all the animals.
Silly what's his name, the Shrek, whoever he was on the television this morning?
I never had any desire to get a tattoo. If I was ever going to get one, I would get a plain anchor with a rope around it, the most unimaginative possible tattoo, like Popeye had.
But I don't know. Pee-wee just kind of popped out one day, pretty much fully fleshed-out and fully formed.
He was probably stud duck at the Rotary Club cookouts. I could have taken him while whistling the Michigan fight song and balancing a seal on my nose.
Boogey boogey boogey
[Lauren Bacall] and Bogie seemed to have the most enormous opinion of each other's charms, and when they fought it was with the utter confidence of two cats locked deliciously in the same cage.
Despite the fact that wanted to voice aclassic character, a majority of my day-to-day is not Porky Pig. It's commercials and original characters, promos and other aspects of the business. Porky's just kind of high-profile.