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Halloween. Sly does it. Tiptoe catspaws. Slide and creep. But why? What for? How? Who? When! Where did it all begin? 'You don't know, do you?' asks Carapace Clavicle Moundshroud climbing out under the pile of leaves under the Halloween Tree. 'You don't really know!'
Make a mess. Clean it up.
Halloween's coming. Kids get very imaginative in my neighborhood. Last year, three kids showed up as Goldman Sachs executives and demanded 4.5 billion pieces of candy.
Kids can amuse themselves with almost anything.
drenching his shirt with saltwater
stealing chocolates
Playfully doing something difficult, whether useful or not, that is hacking.
The most random things get her way too full of love
Cheap jokes and dirty minds." Patrick
Make them laugh, make them cry, make them wait.
loud laughter, phones ringing and the smell
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.
A combination of acting, lying, begging, and cheating.
Cut Men's throats with whisperings.
I love practical jokes and humor. That there's frankly no joke that I don't think is funny. I love practical jokes, but I don't like being scared.
Make them think they've been fooled by a gentlemen.
Midnight shout and revelry, Tipsy dance and jollity.
If you run out of ideas, think of some more.
Do a loony-goony dance
'Cross the kitchen floor,
Put something silly in the world
That ain't been there before.
I want to entertain.
The thrill of being ignored!
Tricking is a evolution of innovative movement & self Expression.
When I was in college, we used to take a popcorn popper, because that was the only thing they would let us use in the dorm, and we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper in the dorm room.
Anonymous blog comments, vapid video pranks and lightweight mash-ups may seem trivial and harmless, but as a whole, this widespread practice of fragmentary, impersonal communication has demeaned personal interaction.
I want to stumble across something on the sidewalk and pretend she dropped it: a flower petal, a scarf. And then I want to set it on fire.
Write something dangerous. Say something you shouldn't. Blow something up. But well.
Kids will tease you for just about anything.
There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.
Behind innocence there gathers a clotted mass of superstition, of twisted and misdirected impulse; clandestine flirtation, fads, and ragtime fill the unventilated mind.
The silliest things shatter you. A T-shirt discovered behind the washing machine. A toy that rolled under a cabinet in the garage, forgotten until someone drops something and goes to fetch it, and suddenly they're on the concrete floor sobbing into a dusty baseball mitt.
Tom got to rattling off the pranks he and his school boy buddies pulled ... and what I saw wasn't an old man gone wistful but rather an old man still resonating to the glee of a young heart.
Buggeration and Fuckery
Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.
bullies the light out of the room.
Pulling heads off Barbies, sticking them on the TV antenna and ruining the reception. But thats how witch babies are.
I like surprises.
My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.
People will do anything, anything, for a really nice laugh,
The more creative you are the more trouble you're in. You have to be courageous!
Rob a neighbour with a smile.
I do really crazy things all the time, but I can't think of anything offhand.
School until the day a teacher, acting on an anonymous tip from a member of the student body, surprised the undercover couple in flagrante delicto in a broom
When I go to peoples' houses I like to sneak into their bedrooms and try on their underwear.
Certain element - a few crazies - that don't have anything to do. They shot out two streetlights on Goodwinter Boulevard last night. When I was a kid we smashed pumpkins and strung trees with toilet paper on Halloween, but this new generation does it all year round.
Stunts are really fun.
I put a basketball in front of George Clooney's door and sprayed it with supermodel perfume to lure him out.
I just gave them a little scare. A touch of psychological terror. As Joseph Conrad once wrote, true terror is the kind that men feel towards their imagination. (from Super-frog Saves Tokyo)
The special joy of putting a lead ball into any person who presents a nuisance.
door, and locking it behind them.
I like to do things that are shocking or challenging for the sake of comedy.
When you are bored, all you need is a good surprise!
A nasty surprise in a sandwich
When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalogue ad I did for Superman pajamas. They made as many copies as they could and pasted them up all over school.
Hijinxs and crazy shenanigans that'll leave you chuckling to the bewilderment of those around you - Love Romance Passion
Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.
But, every once in a while, even the most normal of people act in ways that surprise themselves, doing things they might never have imagined themselves doing because they're excited, or they're obsessed, or they're in love.
I wanted to be funny. And I'm always acknowledged for my pranks and jokes nowadays.
In mine, they were just trying to steal a briefcase of cocaine.* That's it. Some flour that I got out of my mom's cupboard.
flooding the world with a bounty of Froot Loops, Lucky Charms, and Count Chocula.
Boredom makes you do crazy things.
Of course God enjoys a good prank as much as the next infallible deity.
The things I could do to you with a coat hanger.
You know
girl stuff.' And by girl stuff, I meant breaking and entering.
Giving one another the rather embarrassed grins of people who know that they've just been part of a synchronized making-a-fool-of-yourself team.
People like to give the sort of presents they
As a kid I would be put to bed when my parents had guests and because I was such a show-off I would go to my mum's room, put on her nightdress and Jackie Onassis shawl, run downstairs, go outside, ring the doorbell and pretend to be one of the guests. I'd say, 'Hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-So.'
There were these things to do.
everything else out of his mind the wayMind-- Mark Frost
Invade a man's privacy and then put the burden on him.
What a lot of fun you could have if you made unimportant things seem important and went about them with enthusiasm.
In all the works on pedagogy that ever I read - and they have been many, big, and heavy - I don't remember that any one has advocated a system of teaching by practical jokes, mostly cruel. That, however, describes the method of our great teacher, Experience.
With the "SWAB JOB" school prank sign
We like to kidnap them in a van, and take then somewhere dangerous ... SURPRISE!!
When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.
Tacky T-shirts that said things like "My crazy Grandma traveled to India and all I got was this lousy T-shirt." They
People who like surprises want you to like surprises, too.
In the playground, I always made people laugh; I used to charge them three pence for an impression of a teacher. It kept me in toffees.
Jules: Why are you on the floor?
Emma: I've heard roling out of bed in the morning helps you build up resistance to surprise attacks.
Jules: Oh yeah? What does screaming "holy crap!" do?
Emma: That part's optional.
One time, when I was about eight, these guys started throwing water balloons at me. That really did ruin my summer.
Be dangerous and unpredictable. And make a lot of noise.
To make an individual uncomfortable, that is my task.
Use different basketball offensive alignments to cause confusion for the other team.
Creating red herrings
When I was a kid, I'd spray paint my hair, cut clothes up.
I'm going to scare a lot of kids Thursday night.
friends. Besides,
Mischief Managed.
When you have cat stealers over for tea, you clean the house, buy bagels and cream cheese, and try to figure out how to trap your guests in a lie.
What are the messages that you are entertaining?
I have a million ideas. I'm boiling over with them. I had to go for a walk to get away from them, but the problem with ideas is that the more you walk, the more you get. They breed in the brainpan.
I like that we don't have to come out the first 10 minutes and score, you know, with joke, joke, joke. We can open it in a more novel way and keep playing different pranks as we go through the thing.
Haunt an old house.
Ask for a treat.
Laugh like a witch.
Lick something sweet.
Offer a trick.
Wander a maze.
Echo a boo.
Exclaim the phrase
Normal's unnatural on Halloween!
The main purpose of my work is to provoke people into using their imagination and make their surroundings more exciting.
I wanted to do something that was entertaining - but with a catch.
It's an old Camorri tradition for when a bunch of people are planning something stupid," said Locke. "Actually, we have a lot of traditions for that. You'll find out
VIOLENT HOOLA-HOOPING!!!!!!
I was walking around bored one day, and I started filming stuff with my cellphone. There are all these shows where people are trying to do these outrageous stunts, and I thought it would be funny to do all these stunts that aren't outrageous but then act like they are.
Human nature is fond of novelty.
spattering the walls with pulp and guano, like graffiti artists.
As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads."