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one of those world builders who do othing but destroy,
For years, I thought that if I had to be a palindrome, make me kuulilennuteetunneliluuk.
I recently decided that I'm not an originator. I'm a synthesist.
Wordsmiths who serve established power ... castrate the public imagination by subjecting language to a complexity which renders it private. Elitism is always their aim.
I prefer the word aviatrix. It has more zing to it."
"It's very zingy," I agreed.
I don't mind the word 'dilettante.' A dilettante means someone who does what he loves.
Sai-Liber is my family name.Much like Wayfairer.You may call me Tetraphrimaportacheeq.It is much simpler."
To who? I'd barely got it out the first time.
PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion.
The phone rang in the comm. center. Ian consulted the monitor. "It's Dan." He pressed a button. "Kabra here."
Dan's voice crackled through the attic. "Don't say it like that," he complained. "Your name still gives me heartburn.
Robert E. Lee Prewitt. Isn't that a silly old name.
The writer is editor, marketer, blogger, reader, thinker, designer, publisher, public speaker, budget-maker, contract reader, trouble-shooter, coffee-hound, liver-pickler, shame-farmer, god, devil, gibbering protozoa.
OMFGEIGHTPOUNDBABYJESUSONAPOGOSTICK WHAT?
I hate that word, by the way. Retarded. I
What does he stand for?
...butcher, baker, fusion-reactor maker.
I'm a brilliant filmographer. Is that a word?
A eugoogoolizer ... one who speaks at funerals ... Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
A consultant: someone brought in to build a one-handled wheelbarrow.
Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,
The mastermind, the man with the plan
I am the primitive of the method I have invented.
persevering intercessor is characterized by the ability to see and internalize how God desires to bless. He or she is also an advocate for the ones who stand in need of this blessing.
A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.
Perdonare
"Forgive Yourself)
Lessee ... he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.
Proper names are rigid designators.
Some call me director, producer, filmmaker. I prefer to call myself pube-king.
There were the years - years of childhood and innocence - when I had believed that carminative meant - well, carminative. And now, before me lies the rest of my life - a day, perhaps, ten years, half a century, when I shall know that carminative means windtreibend.
I believe in being a modivator.
A diligent Scholer, and the Master's paid.
[A diligent scholar, and the master's paid.]
He that staies does the businesse.
Chef: Any cook who swears in French.
President of the Society for Creative Anachronisms.
God for a month of power & a good shorthand writer.
The great artist is the simplifier.
Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I'll stop the whole production: 'Hey, real quick, guys. Define this word for me. Somebody.'
The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.'
A guy whose name has become its own verb, and synonymous with trouble.
Ain't nothing greater than an x-rater with a nickname like Vibrator.
I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes.
I would like a cappuccino," says Linus politely. "Thank you."
"Your name?"
"I'll spell it for you," he says. "Z-W-P-A-E-N
"
"What?" She stares at him, Sharpie in hand.
"Wait, I haven't finished. Double F-hyphen-T-J-U-S. It's an unusual name, Linus adds gravely. "It's Dutch.
I think what I am is a "convener"; I like to convene people around ideas.
I'm an auto-didact; I taught myself what that means.
Margowegottagohomeandtell.
some evil old ruffian of a Dog-stealer
Erudite, for a woman who confuses "you're" and "your" and goes in for random capitalisation.' 'We can't all be literary geniuses,' said Robin reproachfully. 'Thank Christ for that, from all I'm hearing about them.
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may shorten life.
[...] the kind of healer who knows that sometimes one must inflict terrible agony - rebreak a bone, carve off a limb, kill the weak - in order to make the whole stronger.
Therefore, please some good gentlemen, tell me that right name you call man who puts off doing those things that mighty good for him." "Procrastinator," called a voice.
A neighbour put his budgerigar in the mincing machine and invented shredded tweet.
Tell me, Peppone, what other talents do you have besides erasing undesirables?"
"I enjoy a fair bit of sneaking, sir. I also enjoy pilfering and killing as a professional courtesy."
"What a delightfully horrid urchin you are."
"Thank you, sir.
SYCOPHANT- One who approaches Greatness on his belly so that he may not be commanded to turn and be kicked. He is sometimes an editor.
A genius who constantly wants to upgrade his genius.
I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, but now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips.
Virtuoso? Are you serious? What kind of code name is that? Who's assigning code names these days? They should be shot. How can anyone feel threatened by someone named Virtuoso?
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
PRE-ADAMITE, n. One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race of antedated Creation ... Little its known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.
A linguist who specialised in the languages of incense and burnt offerings, of moths and radial cremations.
Who can give a man this, his own name?
Lorenzo Gambini, I presume? Or would you prefer to be called - "
"Sir," I cut in before he can say Scar. "You can call me sir, if it gives you the tingles. Otherwise, let's just stick with Gambini.
A man who reviews the old so as to find out the new is qualified to teach others.
A patient, methodical sort of madman. The worst kind.
Of course, you can say it backwards, which is dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus, but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?
Architect. One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money.
this word needs to be reworded ==========
You can't spell 'developer' without 'devel.'
What is another name for a Thesaurus?
I don't know, maybe I made it up. Anyway, it's an arbo-tree-ist, somebody who knows about trees.
Writer. Another word for poor.
Ducking autocorrect!
I think the word is adult!
ANSWER-JOBBER (A'NSWER-JOBBER) n.s.[from answer and jobber.]He that makes a trade of writing answers. What disgusts me from having any thing to do with answer-jobbers, is, that they have no conscience.Swift.
I eyed the sheriff. "So I better be breathing when He finds me." "Who the hell are you talking about?" the sheriff blurted.
I chuckled.
The postman sneered at the sheriff. "She means the Demon King. The Devil. This is a phone from Hell - the real one.
Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.
True originator, innovator and creator,
Thinkin' independent but I'm sayin' something major.
A virtuous esculent!
Devil spelled backward is Lived.
Pinner. "'Thank you very much,' said he; 'I fear that I underrated the difficulty of the task. This list will be of very material assistance to me.' "'It took some time,' said I.
I want to know a butcher paints, A baker rhymes for his pursuit, Candlestick-maker much acquaints His soul with song, or, haply mute, Blows out his brains upon the flute.
I'm an orator, a raconteur.
He would like to be capable of writing as he thinks, quickly, without effort, the word as agile and dynamic as athletes in a race, jumping over hurdles, one after the other, go, go, go, flying towards the finishing post, faster than the disgust limping behind him.
We could call him Gynecological Gage or Assman - AssHOLE - take your pick.
Some word - from before this translation
I am your original autodidact.
A pesudovision! You will go to the pseduovision and you wil lnever come back.
I once typed 'vagina dentata' into dictionary and it asked me, 'Did you mean giant anteater?
A mental midget with the IQ of a fence post.
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A genius! For 37 years I've practised fourteen hours a day, and now they call me a genius!
If the Devil is an evil computer, who the hell programmed it? Who is the Dr. Frankestein of this abominable character?
I enjoy acronyms. Recursive Acronyms Crablike "RACRECIR" Especially Create Infinite Regress
LAST, n. A shoemaker's implement, named by a frowning Providence as opportunity to the maker of puns.
I'm Raine Benares, seeker and ... " I looked up at Vegard.
"What else are people calling me now?"
The big Guardian chuckled and shook his head. "A lot of things, ma'am. Some you've heard, most you haven't, but I'm sure you could guess.
So everyone knows they get to see Dr. Demon Slayer on a regular basis."
Megan almost choked on her steak. "The who?"
"The demon slayer. That's what the station specified we were to call you.
The unrecognized genius of our time.
I put a Phrygian cap on the old dictionary.
I have been asked whether I wish to nominate a successor, an inheritor, a dauphin or delfino. I have decided to name Christopher Hitchens.
A man that'd expict to thrain lobsters to fly in a year is called a loonytic; but a man that thinks men can be tur-rned into angels by an iliction is called a rayformer an' remains at large.
You're not eating, Cam," Roberta says as she comes out to join him across the table. Roberta - his creator, or builder - whatever term one gives to the individual who conceived of you. Perhaps, then, it should be "mother," though he's loath to use the word.
If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.