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I am a poet
writing frenetic free verse
I am pretentious -- Michael H. Hanson

A deistical prater, fit to sit in the chimney-corner of a pot-house, and make blasphemous comments on the one greasy newspaper fingered by beer-swilling tinkers. -- George Eliot

What is the definition of procrastination? It means: I can feel within my Energy sensor that this action is not in perfect alignment at this time. -- Esther Hicks

He's paragon schnitzophonic." "He's what?!" "Paragon schnitzophonic," repeats Uncle Al. "You mean paranoid schizophrenic? -- Sara Gruen

The proletarian writer is a writer with a purpose; he thinks no more of art for art's sake than a man on a sinking ship thinks of painting a beautiful picture in the cabin; he thinks of getting ashore - and then there will be time enough for art. -- Upton Sinclair

The motto was 'Pax', but the word was set in a circle of thorns. -- Rumer Godden

Philo of Alexandria, -- Sara Lewis Holmes

That's it then. This is how it ends. I haven't even read Proust. -- James Turner

Nothing so perilous as procrastination -- John Lyly

Reading Proust isn't just reading a book, it's an experience and you can't reject an experience. -- William Gaddis

A philistine is a full-grown person whose interests are of a material and commonplace nature, and whose mentality is formed of the stock ideas and conventional ideals of his or her group and time. -- Vladimir Nabokov

Procrastination-thou wretched thief of time and opportunity! -- Spencer W. Kimball

Jacian Obregon. It sounds like a melody. Or a tragedy. -- Lisa Mcmann

The typical worker who through the whole of his life ... pursues the idea of a certain artificial and elegant repose which he may never arrive at, for which he sacrifices a real tranquility ... It is this deception which rouses and keeps in continual motion the industry of mankind. -- Adam Smith

Procrastination is the thief of time: Year after year it steals, till all are fled, And to the mercies of a moment leaves The vast concerns of an eternal scene -- Edward Young

An agile but unintelligent and abnormal German, possessed of the mania of grandeur. -- Leo Tolstoy

Conservative, (New York, Beaufort Books, -- John Philip Sousa Iv

I wonder what Proust would have made of our present-day locus of collective fantasy, the Internet. I'm guessing he would have seized on its wistful aspect, pointing out gently and with wry humor that much of what beguiles us is the act of reaching for what isn't there. -- Jennifer Egan

A businessman who reads Business Week is lost to fame. One who reads Proust is marked for greatness. -- John Kenneth Galbraith

A pro is someone who can do great work when he doesn't feel like it. -- Alastair Cook

The feat represents immense achievement for the neotenic ape, species Homo sapiens. But behind this lie twooldattributesoftheapetribalismandinquisitiveness. -- Brian Aldiss

Gervasio Lonquimay -- Isabel Allende

Primordya forever! -- Aida Jacobs

In English the word 'peripatetic' means 'one who walks habitually and extensively. -- Rebecca Solnit

Callipygian. Having shapely buttocks. Nice one, Bridge. -- Stephanie Perkins

I threw out all those Latin words - the ones that end in 'ion' - the ones that never quite describe you ... -- John Geddes

My manuscripts sleep, while I cannot, for I am covered with poultices. -- Frederic Chopin

I enjoy acronyms. Recursive Acronyms Crablike "RACRECIR" Especially Create Infinite Regress -- Douglas R. Hofstadter

If you Americans aren't from the stone age then explain to me how your president is a ****ing pterodactyl -- Thom Yorke

primicerius? He was young, it was -- Donna Woolfolk Cross

PHILISTINE, n. One whose mind is the creature of its environment, following the fashion in thought, feeling and sentiment. He is sometimes learned, frequently prosperous, commonly clean and always solemn. -- Ambrose Bierce

Procrastination and excuses are sour spices that spoil the sweet taste of an effective work. They must hence, not be prompted under desire, partly because they are strictly time-stripping and also because they have no known essence. -- Israelmore Ayivor

To procrastinate seems inherent in man, for if you do to-day that you may enjoy to-morrow it is but deferring the enjoyment; so that to be idle or industrious, vicious or virtuous, is but with a view of procrastinating the one or the other. -- Benjamin Haydon

Complacencies of the peignoir, and late Coffee and oranges in a sunny chair. And the green freedom of a cockatoo Upon a rug mingle to dissipate The holy hush of ancient sacrifice -- Wallace Stevens

PROCRASTINATION. The habit of putting off until tomorrow that which should have been done last year. -- Napoleon Hill

An epicure is one who gets nothing better than the cream of everything but cheerfully makes the best of it. -- Oliver Herford

PERIPATETIC, adj. Walking about. Relating to the philosophy of Aristotle, who, while expounding it, moved from place to place in order to avoid his pupil's objections. A needless precaution - they knew no more of the matter than he. -- Ambrose Bierce

Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd. -- Tui T. Sutherland

He ate a pear. It was a hard one. It fought back against his grinding teeth. It snapped in juicy protest. -- Kurt Vonnegut

I speak the password primeval. -- Walt Whitman

procrastination, -- George S. Clason

Procrastination is the bad habit of putting of until the day after tomorrow what should have been done the day before yesterday. -- Napoleon Hill

misbegotten cockwaffle. -- Kevin Hearne

somethingological -- Charles Dickens

Carrowicus much drunkicus or Hot-assicus in my greedy handsicus. -- Kresley Cole

Slowly my body grows a single sound, slowly I become a bell, an oval, disembodied vowel, I grow, an owl, an aureole, white fire
poesia Metamorfosi, I. Luna -- Derek Walcott

A good procrastination should feel like you're inserting lots and lots of commas into the sentence of your life. -- Ze Frank

... Pfiffikus, whose vulgarity made Rosa Hubermann look like a wordsmith and a saint. -- Markus Zusak

PROCRASTINATION means you know what you need to do and you don't do it. If you don't know what to do, you aren't procrastinating. You're thinking. -- Lynn Lively

Jean Prouvaire was timid only in repose. Once excited, he burst forth, a sort of mirth accentuated his enthusiasm, and he was at once both laughing and lyric. -- Victor Hugo

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon
may shorten life. -- Toba Beta

Jelly-bean is the name throughout the undissolved Confederacy for one who spends his life conjugating the verb to idle in the first person singular- - I am idling, I have idled, I will idle -- F Scott Fitzgerald

PIE, n. An advance agent of the reaper whose name is Indigestion. -- Ambrose Bierce

amanuensis. A rapt -- Abraham Verghese

Ugh. A club for Prodigium? That conjured up images of way more velvet and dry ice and angst than I was up for. -- Rachel Hawkins

Something made out of words... -- Matthew Small

The French, I think, in general, are strangely prolix in their natural history. -- Gilbert White

Raymond collected expressions. He repeated them in experimental accents, as if learning a tune. He sounded like an Eighteenth Street Mexican when he said cuate, like a Logan Square cubano when he said comemierda. -- Sebastian Rotella

In laboring to be concise, I become obscure.
[Lat., Brevis esse laboro, obscurus fio.] -- Horace

I should like to be a periwinkle," said he, mysteriously, "on the top of a valley, and sing tooralloo-ralloo."
This was clearly too obscure, so I turned again to Coglan. -- O. Henry

He [Russell] said once, after some contact with the Chinese language, that he was horrified to find that the language of Principia Mathematica was an Indo-European one. -- J.e. Littlewood

With their souls of patent leather, they come down the road. Hunched and nocturnal, where they breathe they impose, silence of dark rubber, and fear of fine sand. -- Federico Garcia Lorca

A giant capable of circumcising redwoods with his teeth ... -- Warren Ellis

The venal herd.
[Lat., Venale pecus.] -- Juvenal

Procrastination is your body telling you you need to back off a bit and think more about what you are doing. -- James Altucher

Clamorous pauperism feastest
While honest Labor, pining, hideth his sharp ribs. -- Martin Farquhar Tupper

Parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus.
(Mountains are in labour, a ridiculous mouse will be born) -- Horace

Only a determined and resourceful scholar could establish manuscript precedence - but in the race to masturbate on a printed page Proust definitely came first. -- Michael Foley

Efferfreshpainted livy, in beautific repose, upon the silence of the dead, from pharoph the nextfirst down to ramescheckles the last bust thing. The Vico road goes round and round to meet where terms begin. -- James Joyce

Who has courage to say no again and again to desires, to despise the objects of ambition, who is a whole in himself, smoothed and rounded. -- Horace

Procrastination is the soul rebelling against entrapment. -- Nassim Nicholas Taleb

The scholar's greatest weakness: calling procrastination research. -- Stephen King

undemonstrative in a burly fat-pig style -- Joseph Conrad

Mephistopholese: But we, more cunning in our cares,
Must take our joys before they fade. -- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I've always been a procrastinator. -- Kris Allen

The phlegamtic female is a weepy, bug-eyed, fat, lumpy, fleshy German. She looks like a sack of flour. She is born in order to become a mother-in-law. That is her whole ambition. -- Anton Chekhov

Procrastination is the kidnapper of souls, and the recruiting-officer of Hell. -- Edward Irving

Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse -- T. S. Eliot

Pustular berk with the charisma of a plimsole -- Julian Barnes

I judge wisely ... as if nothin ever surprise me,
Loungin, between two pillars of ivory.
I'm lively, my dome piece is like buildin stones in Greece.
My poems are deep, from ancient thrones I speak. -- Killah Priest

Lugubrious and pretentious at the same time. -- Lauren Groff

I'm an unpure purist, something like that. -- Keith Richards

The procrastinator is not only indolent and weak, but commonly, false, too; most of the weak are false. -- Johann Kaspar Lavater

Smooth words in place of gifts.
[Lat., Dicta docta pro datis.] -- Plautus

If only I could master that demon of procrastination that goes about like a roaring lion and devours all my good intentions, I should become the most punctual man in the world. -- Henrik Ibsen

And now - Piertotum Locomotor! cried Professor McGonagall. -- J.k. Rowling

One of those personalities who, in spite of all their words, are inarticulate -- F Scott Fitzgerald

Studious of ease, and fond of humble things. -- Ambrose Philips

He called it a ptero-dactyle, meaning 'wing-fingered. -- Elizabeth Kolbert

Decus et pretium recte petit experiens vir.
The man who makes the attempt justly aims at honour and reward. -- Horace

...The last name had been entered by Samuel Peters' agile pen with much shading of downward strokes and many extra corkscrew appendages... -- Bess Streeter Aldrich

Philistine must have originally meant, in the mind of those who invented the nickname, a strong, dogged, unenlightened opponent of the chosen people, of the children of the light. -- Matthew Arnold

An exquisite dulcet epithalame of most mollificative suadency for juveniles amatory whom the odoriferous flambeaus of the paranymphs have escorted to the quadrupedal proscenium of connubial communion. -- James Joyce

Therefore, please some good gentlemen, tell me that right name you call man who puts off doing those things that mighty good for him." "Procrastinator," called a voice. -- George S. Clason

I would say practical progressive, which means that the Republican party or any political party has got to recognize the problems of a growing and complex industrial civilization. And I don't think the Republican party is really wide awake to that. -- Alf Landon

Justice, though moving with tardy pace, has seldom failed to overtake the wicked in their flight.
[Lat., Raro antecedentem scelestum
Deseruit pede poena claudo.] -- Horace

What is a harp but an oversized cheese slicer with cultural pretensions? -- Denis Norden

lagophthalmos - a -- John Connolly

Whom has not the inspiring bowl made eloquent?
[Lat., Foecundi calices quem non fecere disertum.] -- Horace

Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack. -- Robin Williams