Discover the most popular and inspiring quotes and sayings on the topic of Puss. Share them with your friends on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, and let the world be inspired by their powerful messages. Here are the Top 100 Puss Quotes And Sayings by 98 Authors including Sarah Silverman,Eve Langlais,L.m. Ross,Carrie Harris,Sarah Waters for you to enjoy and share.

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I remembah when you whuh a tiny baby and I had to lift those tiny legs and wipe the SHIT out of you-ah tuchus. It was fuckin' disgustin'.
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I bet you she's a pussy cat underneath all that attitude. "A pussy cat?" His friend almost choked. "More like a deadly cougar with sharp claws." "Lucky for her I've got a broad back for scratching and super healing powers. I wonder what it takes to get her to purr,
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Baby, that's so queer I could gag on the beauty of it.
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That puke was the most wonderful thing I'd ever seen. It was green and a little red. Technicolor, really, the color puke is supposed to be. It definitely wasn't black, and it didn't smell like toasty poop. This was a good sign.
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But lurid touches were everywhere, she saw with dismay. It was as if a giant mouth had sucked a bag of boiled sweets and then given the house a lick.
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You love it when I'm disgusting. In fact, the dirtier I talked, the more you screamed. The sooner you admit that, the easier it will be for both of us. I only ask for one day from you, AJ. One day for my lost opportunity.
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I still got the nasty in me.
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You smell like a litter box.
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Holy throbbing vag,
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Frankie's a puke." She
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You love my dirty mouth and all the delicious things it can do to you.
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Oouuu, you nasty man!
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The puma ... the cat ... is not just about power and speed and strength ... but it is also a very elegant animal. That's what we've tried to reflect in our products.
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These are very dainty and superrefined, but really vile.
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If you're dirty, what in this world isn't?!
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I'm going to marry you till you puke.
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You have the dirtiest mouth.
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What were you saying about the way I smell?" "It's like hot testosterone on a fuckin' cracker, sprinkled with cinnamon." ~Mariss
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from any anatomical disgust
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Get off my bed before you make it smell like girl germs.
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The putrid carnal waste dump my skin and hair had become. An irate woman beating me with her placenta would have been more welcome than the copious amount of ... snot gluing my fingers together.
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It's okay Luce, it's not about you, or how you used to eat your boogers until you were seven
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but there was a queer, acrid smell about.
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You look like something the cat coughed up, dragged through dirt, ate, and coughed up again.
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Scummer, pox and wound rot!" roared Tunstall, slamming his fist down on the bed. "Gods cursed the pig-tarsed mammering craven currish beef-witted bum-licking gut-griping louts that did this to me! May every flea, leech and hookworm in all creation find and feast upon them!
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Bodily fluids and solids are universally the most disgusting things we as human beings can come upon, but as long as they are inside us, it's part of you.
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I'm pretty gross. When I talk I can be gross and crude.
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A woman whose face looked as if it had been made of sugar and someone had licked it.
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Greedy, dirty little fucking girl.
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poxy shitweasel,
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I beg your pardon. I'm not gross. (Simone)
Grody to the max. Gag me with a spoon. I've seen you in the mornings. You're not exactly well coiffed. (Jesse)
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Love us dirty, for any one will love us clean.
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I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.
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Damn rancid chicken.
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The tongue is the vile slave's vilest part.
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You look as if you have bitten into a turd.
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I am dirty, Milena, endlessly dirty, that is why I make such a fuss about cleanliness. None sing as purely as those in deepest hell; it is their singing we take for the singing of angels.
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Do I Stank or was it already Stanky in Here?
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Some things are jest too big to fergive.
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Calm your tits, pussycat.
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I have quite a foul mouth.
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...All that grotty jiz crusting to sugar in my ass crevice...
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To hell with Trish's nose!
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I don't have enough gross words in my gross vocabulary to describe how gross that gross thought is. Gross.
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There's nothing more erotic than a clean bill of health, my friend.
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Surely life has taught you that a thing can be both beautiful and vile.
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Pick on our clients, will you, you parasitical, piratical, putrefied parcels of puking pus-filled perverts.
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O, vile! These tauntauns have an awful stench outside, But nothing did I know of wretchedness, Disgusting rot, and sick'ning filth till this New smell hath made attack upon my nose.
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Purrrrrrrr" Elizabeth kneaded Vlad's pecs. "I hear a Kitty!" Vlad's eyes sprung open. There was a moment of hurt, of sad. There was no kitty. "You're teasing me!" - Bats
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The first kiss I had was the most disgusting thing in my life. The girl injected about a pound of saliva into my mouth, and when I walked away I had to spit it all out.
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Ease up, nasty little frigid pixies
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My balls crawl up my throat.
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Only thirteen, and she knows how to nasty.
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Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon.
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Blue Face
Disgusting taste
Flush it
Shush it
Cold disgrace
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Oh, sweet peaches and cream, this hurts."

"Child, what have you done to your foot?"

Beth glanced down to see blood dripping from the side of her sandal. "Crap."

"Honey, that's blood. That calls for a shit or a damn or something stronger than crap.
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A puritan may go to his brown-bread crust with as gross an appetite as ever an alderman to his turtle. Not that food which entereth into the mouth defileth a man, but the appetite with which it is eaten. It is neither the quality nor the quantity, but the devotion to sensual savors;
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I gotta say, babes," he said in a nasal Essex whine, "you're giving me sutcha bedroom look."
I stared down into his face, so close to mine. Babes?
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mmmmen stink! bossss stink! hungry
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A girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed strawberry yogurt against my face.
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I was a stubborn cuss, and I made some mistakes.
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I'm a lurid character!
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You're seventeen! Why do I have to keep reminding you of that? There are soooo many women you haven't even met yet! Don't act like you're tired of the puss-puss, no guy is ever tired of the puss-puss.
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Her hair was a tangle. Her filthy clothes would make any self-respecting debutante shriek in horror. Dirt streaked her piquant face. And still he thought she was utterly irresistible. He was in a bad way indeed. Several
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Puritanism, in whatever expression, is a poisonous germ. On the surface everything may look strong and vigorous; yet the poison works its way persistently, until the entire fabric is doomed.
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Claudia, you've been a very very naughty little girl.
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I hate almost throwing up. Only pussies throw up.
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She's kind of a, well, you know, a B with an itch.
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Cranberry Catsup
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Get off me you pervert,
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If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home, and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here! It's wondrous...with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid.
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There are such repulsive faces in the world.
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IT was the most horrible, the most repellent thing she had ever seen, far more nauseating then anything she had ever imagined with her consious mind, or that had ever tormented her in her most terrible nightmares.
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You are a sick freak who should be beaten.
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If you're going to clean me, you'll do it with your tongue, Natasha.
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I'm so disgusting,' I try to argue, but his hands and his voice and his marble mother's eyes won't let it be true anymore.
'No,' he says. 'You're beautiful.
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We made love, and then she threw up.
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I am not about to deny your salaciousness, my dear Aggs.
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Booty Butt, Booty Butt, Booty Butt Cheeks
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I can't wait to give your mouth a reason to be so fucking dirty.
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Great steaming elephant turds!
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When you clean up someone's puke, it sort of bonds you.
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Like your booty don't stink.
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Since the teachers weren't picking, I ended up with a boy with bad body odour. 'You should wear deodorant,' I said to him. 'And you should shut your trap,' he replied.
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Man, I can assure you, is a nasty creature.
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You don't have a drop of paint on you," I said. "Why is that?"
Ranger smiled, liking that he hadn't gotten hit. "I guess they were hunting pussy."
"But I walked into the Motherfuckers room."
"Yeah, but babe, your clearly pussy.
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How dare he have such a stinky crotch.
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You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!
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Faeces by any other name would smell as gross
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you devil's doll!
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Foul, misbegotten mound of walking donkey dung!
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Oh. My. God. I'd been dissed. Majorly. Because I was an ugly, disgusting ogre. Snot was probably pouring from my nostrils onto the ground.
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Well, now I felt horrible. I'd marred perfectly good ass cheeks for no reason. It was as if I'd sneezed on the Mona Lisa.
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I've licked stamps who were more excited than you by that kiss.
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You dirty rat...
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Anyway, back to the kids."

"Well, one is a girl who looks about your age, and there's a boy." She grinned as she stood. "He's a hottie."

A tiny piece of egg caught in my throat. It was seriously gross to hear Mom talking about boys my age. "Hottie? Mom that's just weird.
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Lips like rosebuds peeping out of snow.
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p.i.a.: puke inducing actions.
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Good God, I whispered, sitting on the van's cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairy - not wolf hairy, but an I-couldn't-find-my-razor-the-last-six-months hairy. Utterly grossed out, I took a peek at my armpit, jerking away. Oh, that's just ... nasty.
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Don't pout that way, my child, you'll give yourself a blister