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Don't worry, Rickey, you're still the best.
pussy, Ryker. I've waited forever
Logan McCade. Paging Logan 'Pantyripper' McCade. Please return to your conference call.
Randy stared into the glass he held in his hand, gazing into its cobra eyes. A double shot of thirty-year-old single malt whisky. You can't be an alcoholic when you only drink top shelf. Right?
Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.
You guess, boy? You don't know? Peter
Call me Richard. That's my real name. Call me that.
What do I call you when I'm making love to you? When I'm fucking you so deep you'll lose your mind?"
~Ryan
I'm Keith," he said, "and you're ... clearly mad, but what's your name?
Call me Richard, I love it when you call me Richard.
I'm still James Johnson. Rick James is a stage name. James Johnson keeps Rick James on the ground ... Kind of sort of.
FLETCHER: What are--?
ANDREW: I need to talk to you.
FLETCHER: Now is not the time, I swear to God--
ANDREW: I can play that part, you know I can-- swear to God--
ANDREW: I can play that part, you know I can--
FLETCHER: I said NOT NOW!!! You want the part? Then...earn it.
One of the toughest guys in the world is Randy Couture - he is the true epitome of what a tough guy is.
Vote for Toby. Vote for Toby. Hey, baby. How you doin'?" Slight pause. "Vote for Toby.
I'm horrible with names" He said "I'm still not sure what your is. You say Blake, but I'm pretty sure it's like Bob. Or Sanchez
your uncle Geoffrey.
Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
Andrew is going to be one of my problems. Dean thinks it's great fun
he knows what is in the wind as well as I do. He is always teasing me about my red-headed young man
my r.h.y.m. for short.
"He's almost a rhyme," said Dean.
"But never a poem," said I.
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
Come into my Tahoe, Simon,
But the rest of our lives will happen in the future, Randy, so we might as well get with the program now.
Michael Cole, The Rock knows that you have never, EVER, had a piece of poontang pie!
And so the moral of his fabled travels read like Santiago's, the boy in Paulo Coelho's The Alchemist: Randy had traveled around the world in search of treasure and came home to find it in his own backyard. He
Dennis Wholey. It
Bubba the Sheep Squeezer in
I'm going to fuck you hard, so HARD that you will forget about looking at other guys - Clay Ryan
Just pull the fucking trigger on me now, please - Shane
Kenny, when's the last time you had a physical," Roddy asks.
"What're you...the designated driver of my life?"
"Mad Dog House
Dominic Chocolate!!!
Seriously, Josh. What the hell?
John. I would ask you what you are doing, but I fear you would actually tell me.
If this is really it ... if you're really done with me ... will you let me hold you tonight? - Travis
Do I have to make a poster and scream Ryan, Ryan?" I kidded.
"The only time I want to hear you scream my name is when I'm making love to you. Although you did call me God the other night. That's acceptable, too.
Melissa officinalis
The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock!
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You are it for me, Lawson Remington McCoy. You've always been it for me.
Jack Peyton is HOT!" someone from the audience yelled.
"Toby Klein is HOTTER" a male voice argued, and I almost went into an epileptic fit of disgust at both the words and the tone.
"Now, now," Jack said, raising his hands. "Don't be ridiculous. Mr. Corkin is clearly the hottest
I'm Queen Rhiannon, but you can call me Queen Rhiannon.
That's why I have Jericho, Jared, and Zarek. (Acheron)
Psycho-ass? You're bringing Psycho-ass back? (Nick)
That's Mister Psycho-ass to you, punk. (Zarek)
Taran. We go down fighting.
Hulk Hogan, you are a household word but so is garbage and it stinks when it gets old too.
Axel Reid, you wake up right now!" I yell. "Get your paws off my tit and call your dick off its search for my pussy, he found it asshole, now back off.
Hey, rock dude, are you destroying the house? Causing mayhem? Who's a ferocious gargoyle? Stoney's a ferocious gargoyle.
We Robertses have too many teeth for our mouths.
I remember in the '80s, Randy Travis was my guy. He's the reason I moved to Nashville, and I just loved him. But at some point when he was winning everything, you find yourself pulling for other people.
Freaking Incredible Hulk. Freaking Tristan Cole.
That's J, E, double F, J, A, double R, E , double T ... I'm double J, Jeff Jarrett!
Look what you did. (Jericho snapped at Zarek.) I broke it. (Jericho)
My opponent is Peter.
Well, I'm wrestling alligators.
It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!
I'll write you a check. I'll write you a check. How do you spell Sheamus?
Now, get the fuck off me. Noah
I have many names; some call me Mr. Ra, others call me Mr. Re, you can call me Mr. Mystery.
Ron Thompson, he's my main man!
Randall was surrounded. He was deep within the bowels of the Earth, hopelessly cut off from any help, as he stood facing a group of strange looking beings.
The truth is, Pierre - " "Percy.
Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)
I can't wait to see the inside of your tour bus," Reagan said. "I usually have to suck off at least two roadies to get in to see a band."
Trey gaped at her and she laughed.
"I'm kidding," she said.
When he relaxed she added, "It usually only takes one.
Ryon posed the question in all their minds -what the fuck is he?
The love child of Criss Angel and Adam Lambert? Jaxon tossed back.
His friend gave a soft snort that might've been a laugh. With a little Nikki Sixx thrown in, sure.
Riley and the cheeseburger of pain
Only. Ever. You. Jaxon Trent.
Wyatt Fox. It suited him. Clean, masculine, not a syllable wasted. Like James Bond, if 007 included cowboy-marine-firefighter in his stable of personae.
Fox.
Wyatt Fox. License to thrill - and send your panties plummeting.
Hi my name is Brian, but uh, you can call me 'B-Rok'. Cuz, I be rockin' your house!
I'm done, Travis."
"Don't say that."
"It's over. Go home."
"You're my home.
Brooke?"
I puff out a sigh. "For chrissake, Reid, who do you think it is? And haven't you put me into your contacts yet?"
"Yeah ... It just says Satan, though, and I forgot I'd assigned that title to you.
What are you waiting for, Ryan? Suck it already.
My name is Louie, but they call me Tony!
Okay, Trent. Pop my cherry.
Your brother Trent. And Travis. And you're Thomas. Who am I missing? Tiger and Toadstool?
Zach. You can only call me Mr. Quinn when you're angry.
Randy Newman seemed like an even worse singer than me. I liked Ray Charles, Levi Stubbs, Jack Jones, Joe Tex, Wilson Pickett.
Liam, shut up. I'm trying to do an interview
Roberta Marieschi
I'm Fred Mathews
Paul Jarman, actually wants me.
Reagan scowled at Cath. Are you Zack, or are you Cody?
You want to be my first, Shane?"
"No baby, I'm going to be your last
Shane Dekkar. A man to define what all men should desire to become. Perfection, defined.
Do you want me to get Raquel? Or your jumpy boyfriend?
Perry Johansson.
Damn Jeremy, you need to work on your vocabulary. So many good names to call me and the best you could come up with is bitch? Give me the salamander before you hurt yourself."
"Suck my dick ... whore!
I'm now requesting you refrain from calling me this early in the morning, before I've had a chance to steel my defenses against hearing you utter the word 'lizard.'"
-- spoken by Dr. Jeri Asheer... to Chris Dixon.
I'm so hard right now my dick can cut diamonds.
- Andrew Parrish
Hello I'm John Morrison and you can bounce a quarter off my abs.
King of tha westcoast
I wanna hear you say my name when you come. Just so you know who made you feel like this. - Mitch Knox
Wyatt. He cheated
I have a feeling you're right, Sherwin.'
'Simon. My name is Simon.
'Rick' never really fit. I tried for 18 years to make it work, and no one wanted to call me Rick. It should always have been Ricky. That's what it always should have been, so I'm going back to it.
Jericho Barrons was my poison now.
Keith felt huge inside of him, remained still for only a long moment, didn't seem to care about giving Shane time to adjust, just seemed intent on moving. Fucking. Rutting. His
When you knock off work tonight, go looking for Toby, because, trust me, he will be looking for you.
Somebody get me a cheeseburger!
Roan, near the standard-bearer. And that's his brother beside
Dean Walker, my brother. The man that's well on his way to earning the proud title of town drunk.
Hi I'm B-Rok of the Backstreet Boys, Jim Carrey wannabe.
You mean your initials are RA-RA?
See me. See the real me. See my nightmare with me." ~ Andrew