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The blade sings to me. Faintly, so soft against my ears, its voice calms my worries and tells me that one touch will take it all away. It tells me that I just need to slide a long horizontal cut, and make a clean slice. It tells me the words that I have been begging to hear: this will make it ok. -- Amanda Steele
Do you own anything not pink? (Talon)
I have a purple razor if you'd rather. (Sunshine)
Please. (Talon)
(She pulled out a darker pink one.)
That's not purple. It's pink too. (Talon)
Well, that's all I have unless you want my X-Acto blade. (Sunshine) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Life is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape. -- John Updike
Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning, to keep watch over my thoughts, because, if a line of poetry strays into my memory, my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act. -- A.e. Housman
Of a thousand shavers, two do not shave so much alike as not to be distinguished. -- Samuel Johnson
Now the Earth's face is lathered white with shaving soap It's a long time till the razor once more makes its face smooth and fresh and green. -- Gunvor Hofmo
Some say love, it is a razor that leaves your soul to bleed. -- Bette Midler
These words are razors to my wounded heart". -- William Shakespeare
I have to shave you Angel. I love your curly bush but it's getting in my teeth. -- Jordan Silver
Would you carry a razor, in case, just in case of depression? -- David Bowie
I love the razor's edge. I want to be cut open. My terror is of a bourgeois, ordinary life. I can't bear the everyday constraint. I believe that ordinariness would put out my spark, such as it is. -- Hanif Kureishi
Were you stalking her?" the guy next to Razor asks. Pigpen. I bet this is the Pigpen Razor has talked about. -- Katie Mcgarry
Because of the myth of progress, it is much easier to sell a man an electric razor than a straight-edged one. -- Jacques Ellul
I hate cutting my wrists while shaving -- Josh Stern
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving? -- Woody Allen
Blades before babes, you know what I'm saying? -- Rick Riordan
Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke. -- Jake Johannsen
Think if you lent me a razor now, for me to cut my throat with, it would save ever so many steps. Please Your Grace." The Provincara snorted. "Good, Cazaril, good. I do so like a man who doesn't underestimate his situation. -- Lois Mcmaster Bujold
Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.'
'Girls don't shave', Arya said.
'Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa's legs? -- George R R Martin
90 percent of all Gillette shavers are bought by women for the men in their lives -- Martin Lindstrom
Why do we shave? It doesn't seem like a natural activity. There are no examples of shaving in nature. The only creature that comes close is the male South Pacific Groping Beetle, which sometimes, just before mating, will slap on a little Aqua Velva. But we think this resulted from atomic testing. -- Dave Barry
There's nothing sexier than having the woman you love shave you, while you enjoy her body. -- Sylvain Reynard
Why do you hold a razor in one hand?
So men remember that I am sharp as any edge.
And why do you hold broken glass in the other?
So men remember that I am always watching. -- Susan Dennard
Blade, she thought. I swallowed it; now cuts my loins forever. Punishment. Married to a Jew and shacking up with a German assassin. She felt tears again in her eyes, boiling. For all I have committed. Wrecked. 'Let's go,' she said, rising to her feet. 'The hairdresser. -- Philip K. Dick
There's no reason for Gillette to be world class on the web, but there's every reason for Gillette to be world class in producing billions of high powered razor blades at low cost. -- James Collins
Scissors! Scissors! Have ye got yer ane scissors?? Are ye deaf?? -- Neil Gaiman
The whole world is like Whitewall's razors I burst out. It cuts us, and we bleed but there's no purpose to it. -- Ann Aguirre
I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often. -- Andrew Luck
his tongue had always been a stiletto razor, finely-honed, covered with poisoned rust and with a life of its own. -- Elias Anderson
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. -- Troy Soos
Pigpen assesses Razor with a half-sarcastic grin. "Now, that's how we work. Razor calls this clean, so I'll drive Kyle home to Mom and Dad myself. -- Katie Mcgarry
By accepting out Lord Jesus Christ as my personal shaver, I stooped myself from bumming in jell. -- Thomas Brown
My life sucks. So I shave my head. -- Cecil Castellucci
Even what seems stable and true skids upon a razor balanced upon another razor perched upon the thinnest, keenest slice of luck. -- Robert Reed
Vade Mecum
I want the scissors to be sharp
and the table perfectly level
when you cut me out of my life
and paste me in that book you always carry. -- Billy Collins
A Stone Crow's axe is always sharp, and Shagga's axes are sharpest of all. Once I cut off a man's head, but he did not know it until he tried to brush his hair. Then it fell off." "Is that why you never brush yours?" The Stone Crows roared and stamped their feet, Shagga hooting loudest of all. -- George R R Martin
Turn the other cheek too often and you get a razor through it. -- John Lydon
I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.' -- Eric Bana
My name is Matt Besser, and I'm an Arkansas Razorback. My father is a Jew from Little Rock, Ark., my mother was a Christian from Harrison, Ark., and somehow I'm an atheist now living in L.A. I am a Razorback living in the Razorback diaspora. -- Matt Besser
I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is going to clamp down on your calf and try to suck out the snake poison. -- John Green
As we shave it happens that we cut ourself with the razor blade; this does not mean that we must not shave in the morning any longer. It is the same thing for yoga. -- B.k.s. Iyengar
If I had a razor, I'd cut your throat - just to see what ran out of it."
"Caterpillar blood," I said. -- Raymond Chandler
Occam's Razor shaves you closer. -- Hilary Mantel
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor and surviving. -- Marlon Brando
The Mach3 - leaving hundreds of millions of people to a more painful daily battle with stubble.19 -- James C. Collins
Beauty walks a razors edge, someday I'll make it mine. -- Bob Dylan
Razor," Pigpen calls as I straddle my bike.
When I meet his eyes, he continues, "Are you tight? -- Katie Mcgarry
So that's what Ayet wanted scissors for. - Shira -- Alwyn Hamilton
I don't shave when I'm not working. -- Darren Criss
The cold cut like a many bladed knife -- Israel Zangwill
Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades. -- Jim Norton
It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do. -- David Cook
I had chosen a blind spot at the end of the plumbers' shop to make my escape bid. Under my overalls I wore extra jeans, vest, t-shirt and I had a donkey jacket on that I intended to throw over the razor wire. Hopefully the extra clothes would stop the razor wire from cutting me. -- Stephen Richards
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.' -- Mitch Hedberg
I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff. -- Chaz Bono
It's an honor to be a part of Magic Shave as their new ambassador. One of the problems that some African-American men have with shaving is razor bumps. Magic Shave is perfect because once you eliminate the razor, you eliminate the bumps, and it's so easy to use. -- Lance Gross
The beautiful uncut hair of graves. -- Walt Whitman
They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Pray that when I'm coming down you'll be alseep
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum
And I'm your son
I come undone -- Robbie Williams
It is very hard to shave an egge.
[It is very hard to shave an egg.] -- George Herbert
Don't shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care. -- Jarod Kintz
heavy bonecrushing armor-smashing blades. -- George R R Martin
Bad kitty!" he screeched, snarling and baring his fangs at Grimalkin, who yawned and turned away to groom his tail. "Evil, evil, sneaky kitty! Bite your head off in your sleep, I will! Hang you by your toes and set you on fire! Burn, Burn!"
-Razor -- Julie Kagawa
They prospect of seeing oneself in the mirror clean-shaven is too close to a Vincent Price film ... a prospect not to be contemplated, no matter the compensation. -- Billy Gibbons
I made the first cut razor thin. A gentle kiss on virgin skin. -- Madeleine Kuderick
Since we're all snails riding on the razor's edge, we might as well say it as it is. -- Peter Tieryas
You can't take the Razorback," he said to the tiny red triangles. "We are gone and gone and gone. -- James S.a. Corey
Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you've the chance. -- Ben Lerner
Make it fast, you shower of stinking rabbit droppings, I've got a fresh blade that I'm just itching to test! -- Eoin Colfer
Am I really not worth shaving for? -- Meg Cabot
I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper. -- Alan Moore
She can paint a pretty picture but this story has a twist. The paintbrush is a razor and the canvas is her wrist. -- Amy Efaw
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station. -- Bill Cosby
I'm one of those low-maintenance people - let's get it done and get going. It's not that painful to wax, but ... I don't have time for it - just give me the razor. -- Elisha Cuthbert
Can your player make a curl cut and score in the lane? If so, he is the cutter. -- Don Meyer
Shaving was invented to kill time before a date. -- M*A*S*H Episode Guide Team
You can't grow a beard if you shave -- Bob Blue
The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen
As is the razor's edge invisible. -- William Shakespeare
Persinette, let down your hair. -- Charlotte-Rose De Caumont De La Force
The barber in his shop, warmed by a good stove, was shaving a customer and casting from time to time a look towards this enemy, this frozen and brazen gamin, who had both hands in his pockets, but his wits evidently out of their sheath. -- Victor Hugo
The heavy blade hung high above the prisoners, glinting against the stars, and then the Razor came down, a wedge of falling darkness cutting through the torchlight. One solid thump, and four more heads had been shaved from their bodies. -- Sharon Cameron
I brought a knife to the gunfight.
I am the knife.
I am all blade. -- Clementine Von Radics
But it was like a dance across a field strewn with razors, and I bled with every step I took. -- Ann Aguirre
Make your blade a water-seeking missle -- Christopher Allsopp
A good lather is half the shave. -- William Hone
The time was 7:40 A.M. I reached for the phone. "Do you have your axe?" came the voice on the other end. It was Mad Dog. "Yes." "Is your axe sharp?" "No, but I can sharpen it while you're driving here." "How about your knife?" "Got it." "Everything needs to be nice and sharp. -- Neil Strauss
Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave. -- Samuel Hoffenstein
My very identity as a soldier came to an abrupt end. I'd been soldiering as long as I'd been shaving. Suddenly I'd been told I could no longer soldier, and it felt as though no one really cared if I ever shaved again. -- Stanley A. Mcchrystal
Now I had four blades instead of just two. Good for me, bad for everyone else. -- Jennifer Estep
You can't shave a cat with a shoe. -- Ray Palla
I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again. -- Christine Teigen
SCISSOR BLADE DECAPITATION MODE -- Ryo Akizuki
To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month. -- Henry Rollins
Oh, my God, are you okay? (Syd)
You ever nick yourself while shaving? (Steele)
Yeah. (Syd)
You know the burn you get that hurts like hell? (Steele)
Yeah. (Syd)
This is nothing like that. It's a lot worse. (Steele) -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
You'd be the first enemy that ever got shaved by Spetsnaz, and not in the way we mean 'shaving'." As in, cut throat.
"Hoo-fucking-ray. -- Aleksandr Voinov
Everything is about to go seriously tits up. - Clipper -- Jamie Scallion
Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used. -- Haruki Murakami
Find something that is a happy, healthy alternative to hurting yourself, as opposed to taking a razor blade to yourself because at the end of the day, you're only hurting the most important person in the world and that's you. And you don't want to hurt that person. -- Andy Biersack
She'd wanted to completely shave her head: I don't want long hair, I don't want short hair, I don't want hair at all, and I don't want to be a girl or a boy, I want to be a yellow and orange leaf some little kid picks up and pastes in his scrapbook. -- Sherman Alexie
It's the dull knife that cuts you. -- N.d. Wilson
The healer and the killer both rely on the blade: the physician his scalpel, the assassin his dagger. -- Fiona Paul
