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You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.
What do you call a dumb carnivore? A meathead.
I'm kind of a closet redneck.
Solution: Winchester.
Rock beats scissors, bitch.
King of tha westcoast
Wyatt Fox. It suited him. Clean, masculine, not a syllable wasted. Like James Bond, if 007 included cowboy-marine-firefighter in his stable of personae.
Fox.
Wyatt Fox. License to thrill - and send your panties plummeting.
The razorous shoulder blades sawing under the pale skin.
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah.
I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.
I believe we hillbillies are the toughest goddamned people on this earth. We take an electric saw to the hide of those who insult our mother. We
I'm a real big country boy.
Duke is an ugly word in Kentucky. Nothing in the world compares to the joy of beating those hateful swine from Duke.
My favorite Aggie joke? I'm sorry I don't understand the question
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
I'm Lou Barletta, and I'm a small town defender.
I still fit in with the hillbillies!
My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.
I'm a Southerner.
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
RATTLESNAKE, n. Our prostrate brother, "Homo ventrambulans".
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
The only thing better than a cowboy in Wranglers is a cowboy out of Wranglers.
I am from the jungle where the lion eats the cobra
What is it with you women?" he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you got little pieces of me, of my very SOUL, and NOW? Now you got my damn straight razor! How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even SHAVE?
I suppose you could say I love outlaw American culture.
I bleed Dodger blue and when I die, I'm going to the big Dodger in the sky.
I am proud to be a Southerner.
An axe struck him in the head. Pain screamed through him as shards of bone from his own skull drove into his brain.
"Bastard" he snarled as he wheeled around to his attacker, a burly Ramreel with a black snout and glowing red eyes. "You fucked up my Mohawk.
Thunder and turf!
The wino and I know the pain of back bustin'.
I'm a country boy. I'm from Georgia.
Me and turtlenecks are not friends.
I went to electric razors so I would not have to look at myself in the morning.
Compassionate conservative. I don't know what that is, it sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
I'll always be a Backstreet Boy.
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.
This is for all the little Stingers
When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and what they were doing and talk about how everyone in Colorado's a redneck with a gun and all this stuff.
On this Twitter thing, at least five people a day say 'bring back the mullet.' My wife told me I'm not allowed. Troy Tulowitzki wants me to grow a rat-tail for his charity. I was like, 'What the heck is a rat-tail?'
If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you.
I think that's my new band name," Shane said. "Asshat and Nerd Girlfriend. It's got a ring to it.
Auburn Tigers T-shirt.
I'm a Southern girl.
You have the best wild west rancher cowboy name in history
You know that Yeti-beard doesn't make you look more manly, right?" Dean says cheerfully as we walk out the door.
Tuck shrugs. "I was going for rugged, actually."
I snicker. "Well, it's not that, either, Babyface. You look like a mad scientist.
We got the Hawks I aint talking about the Peach state
Earnie Shavers could punch you in the neck and break your ankle.
in each shave lies a philosophy.
Right now, hail to the Michigan State Spartans.
When you are a trailblazer you have many trees to cut down.
I'm a Tennessean at heart, and a New Yorker in spirit.
I'm a meathead, man. You've got smart people, and you've got dumb people. I just happen to be dumb.
And stay away from bushes."
"Why?"
"Dude, this is South Africa home of the cobras. And I don't mean the hot ones like Ian.
FATBACK'S DEAD" The words on the slip of paper struck me like a blow. "Fatback's dead." It was not just the news itself, though the words cut deep. It was the very fact of the note, stuck on my windshield on the Red Lake Indian Reservation in northern Minnesota,
Later, gator."
"In an hour, sunflower.
I'm a proud Reagan conservative.
Dark Star Safari,
Well, ring-tailed rutabagas.
You know, I'm an eagle, flying around in the mountains.
The hawk does not fear you, boy, and the hawk never will. The hawk is God's gunslinger.
American Sniper,
Tonight, the new Viper, which is the American equivalent of a sportscar in the same way, I guess, that George Bush is the equivalent of a President.
I stepped out of the bathroom in a black dress and hot pink heels.
America whistled. "Hot damn, Mama!"
I smiled in appreciation, and Travis held out his hand. "Nice legs."
"Did I mention that it's a magic razor?"
"I don't think it's the razor," he smiled, pulling me out the door.
I'm a big country fan.
Chicks dig a dude who's sporting the latest eggplant turtleneck styles.
We Robertses have too many teeth for our mouths.
Once you're a Virginian, you're always a Virginian.
My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl.
A pink razor is like a mouse, where ever it is the pussy will follow.
Meerlust Rubicon from South Africa, a suitably wintry red.
Roger, he has a chain saw, I hissed
I am not going to die in Kentucky!
Give it to me, Wildcat boys!
You can be my Wildcat toys!
Bounce your balls and shoot 'em high.
Ridley's come to Jackson High.
I am a country boy and proud of it.
Jesse said, "You know what we are, Tim? We're nighthawks. We're the ones who go out at night and guard everything so people can sleep in peace. We've got our eyes peeled; no one's going to slip anything past us.
I grew up as a country boy.
I am become a blade.
I'm now requesting you refrain from calling me this early in the morning, before I've had a chance to steel my defenses against hearing you utter the word 'lizard.'"
-- spoken by Dr. Jeri Asheer... to Chris Dixon.
A Southerner, inferior.
I even have a Harmony Rocket and a Stratocaster with a scalloped neck back in Florida.
Butch, you come from DeWitt Clinton. There are five thousand brothers in that school. You're the best there. You've been all-city two years in a row. How bad can you be? You come with me and we'll make nice music.
I'll have your fucking job for this, you animal-raping, backwoods, hillbilly
I am a country boy at heart.
Bubba the Sheep Squeezer in
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
Lake Winnipesaukee, he
My mom's side of the family is from Arkansas!
I am Billy Dean. This is the truth. This is my tail.
I'm not cutthroat. I'm Midwestern.
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
Whose SUV is this?" I asked once we were out of Carnal.
"Mine." He answered.
I looked at him. "You drive a Harley."
"Not big on puttin' bad guys on the back of my bike when I hunt them down, Ace. Fucks with my street cred.
Men who wear turtlenecks look like turtles.
I'm a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don't care about those things. And when you're a redneck named Bubba, you really don't care.
I'm a Kansan by residence, a Missourian by employment, a Louisianan by birth, Southern by the grace of God, and a Tybee Islander at heart.
[My hair] creates this Tarzanesque, likeable bad-boy image. It says, 'I am a wild child. I will take you on a Harley ride, then make passionate love to you. And should you be attacked by a lion or an idiot at a bar, I will protect you.'
I liked the shaver so much, I bought the company.
I'm in battle mode. Shut down. Hard. I'm not Hunter anymore. I'm Lance Corporal Lee, USMC. Semper Fi, bitches.
Cause I'm a redneck woman.
We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto,