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I hate cutting my wrists while shaving
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I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them.
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Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.
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Of a thousand shavers, two do not shave so much alike as not to be distinguished.
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A common greeting was 'Well, Gillette, how's the razor?' If I had been technically trained, I would have quit.
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The scissors cut the long-grown hair; The razor scrapes the remnant fuzz. Small-jawed, weak-chinned, big-eyed, I stare At the forgotten boy I was.
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Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.
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He who knows how to shave the razor, will know how to erase the eraser.
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The blade sings to me. Faintly, so soft against my ears, its voice calms my worries and tells me that one touch will take it all away. It tells me that I just need to slide a long horizontal cut, and make a clean slice. It tells me the words that I have been begging to hear: this will make it ok.
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A Stone Crow's axe is always sharp, and Shagga's axes are sharpest of all. Once I cut off a man's head, but he did not know it until he tried to brush his hair. Then it fell off." "Is that why you never brush yours?" The Stone Crows roared and stamped their feet, Shagga hooting loudest of all.
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Oh, alright. You're no fun," he sighed. "My name is Razor."
"What kind of a name is that?"
"It's a nickname."
"What kind of a nickname is that?"
"Spike, Blade, Fang - all the good, deadly objects were already taken. It was the best I could do.
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I stepped out of the bathroom in a black dress and hot pink heels.
America whistled. "Hot damn, Mama!"
I smiled in appreciation, and Travis held out his hand. "Nice legs."
"Did I mention that it's a magic razor?"
"I don't think it's the razor," he smiled, pulling me out the door.
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Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?
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A pink razor is like a mouse, where ever it is the pussy will follow.
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They're selling razor blades and mirrors in the street
Pray that when I'm coming down you'll be alseep
If I ever hurt you your revenge will be so sweet
Because I'm scum
And I'm your son
I come undone
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Hell hath no fury like a bunch of raggy women with scissors in their hands and hot wax at their disposal.
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And they always slept better with blades beneath their beds.
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They sat on the edge of a brook and took off their shoes and let the water cut their feet off to the ankles with an exquisite cold razor.
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Do you own anything not pink? (Talon)
I have a purple razor if you'd rather. (Sunshine)
Please. (Talon)
(She pulled out a darker pink one.)
That's not purple. It's pink too. (Talon)
Well, that's all I have unless you want my X-Acto blade. (Sunshine)
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The Mach3 - leaving hundreds of millions of people to a more painful daily battle with stubble.19
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I really can't be bothered going to a barber. And shaving every morning, that's nightmarish. I spent my teenage years covered in tiny little bits of toilet paper.
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I have to shave you Angel. I love your curly bush but it's getting in my teeth.
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Because of the myth of progress, it is much easier to sell a man an electric razor than a straight-edged one.
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Razor noticed. "You know him," he said, narrowing his eyes.
I nodded.
He arched a brow. "Hmm ... know him or know-know him?"
"That's none of your business," I snapped.
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Calm down," comes a voice, and it's not Razor's. I rip my focus away from the water and there's a man [Pigpen] with blond hair and a cut like Razor's slowly approaching the bridge. His hands are up - a sign of submission. "Just calm down.
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Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.
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God made them as stubble to our swords.
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Be careful you don't cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.'
'Girls don't shave', Arya said.
'Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa's legs?
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Blade, she thought. I swallowed it; now cuts my loins forever. Punishment. Married to a Jew and shacking up with a German assassin. She felt tears again in her eyes, boiling. For all I have committed. Wrecked. 'Let's go,' she said, rising to her feet. 'The hairdresser.
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So that's what Ayet wanted scissors for. - Shira
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I love the razor's edge. I want to be cut open. My terror is of a bourgeois, ordinary life. I can't bear the everyday constraint. I believe that ordinariness would put out my spark, such as it is.
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I just grow a terrible mustache, so I try to use my neckbeard as a substitute. And when I get lazy, I don't shave that often.
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Knicks and dull edges are abominations, so use knives and hatchets for nothing but they were made for.
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The heavy blade hung high above the prisoners, glinting against the stars, and then the Razor came down, a wedge of falling darkness cutting through the torchlight. One solid thump, and four more heads had been shaved from their bodies.
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Shaving was invented to kill time before a date.
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I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'
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I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is going to clamp down on your calf and try to suck out the snake poison.
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A hairbrush.
Khalil died over a fucking hairbrush.
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My life sucks. So I shave my head.
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It's an honor to be a part of Magic Shave as their new ambassador. One of the problems that some African-American men have with shaving is razor bumps. Magic Shave is perfect because once you eliminate the razor, you eliminate the bumps, and it's so easy to use.
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rashers of bacon.
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Oh, alright. You're no fun," he sighed. "My name is Razor." br>"What kind of a name is that?" br>"It's a nickname." br>"What kind of a nickname is that?" br>"Spike, Blade, Fang - all the good, deadly objects were already taken. It was the best I could do.
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I can see one of them clearly now, walking
along with a newspaper tucked under his arm.
he has cut himself shaving and a bit of tissue
with a circle of blood is stuck to his cheek,
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There's nothing sexier than having the woman you love shave you, while you enjoy her body.
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Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you've the chance.
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By accepting out Lord Jesus Christ as my personal shaver, I stooped myself from bumming in jell.
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I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor and surviving.
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I made the first cut razor thin. A gentle kiss on virgin skin.
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The whole world is like Whitewall's razors I burst out. It cuts us, and we bleed but there's no purpose to it.
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Why do we shave? It doesn't seem like a natural activity. There are no examples of shaving in nature. The only creature that comes close is the male South Pacific Groping Beetle, which sometimes, just before mating, will slap on a little Aqua Velva. But we think this resulted from atomic testing.
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There is nothing quite as unpleasant as wearing a pair of briefs which have been trailed through a Calcutta courtyard. Nothing, that is, except having one's elbows and knees lacerated by unseen slivers of glass and discarded razor blades.
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The blades shuddered.
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If I had a razor, I'd cut your throat - just to see what ran out of it."
"Caterpillar blood," I said.
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Make it fast, you shower of stinking rabbit droppings, I've got a fresh blade that I'm just itching to test!
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Occam's Razor shaves you closer.
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Again, do you call those men leisured who spend many hours at the barber's simply to cut whatever grew overnight, to have a serious debate about every separate hair, to tidy up disarranged locks or to train thinning ones from the sides to lie over the forehead?
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In Gillette's case, they keep surfing along new technology which is fairly simple by the standards of microchips. But it's hard for competitors to do. So they've been able to stay constantly near the edge of improvements in shaving.
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If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.
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I don't know how people do this waxing thing. Now I just have all these bumpy ingrown hairs.
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I like the cuts - they comfort me - I can't lie.
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shorn their heads
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After getting her settled safely on the couch, I retrieved a sterile razor blade from the kit in the closet, along with alcohol swabs, gloves, and gauze. A fluffy white towel came from the bathroom.
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The cold cut like a many bladed knife
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Even what seems stable and true skids upon a razor balanced upon another razor perched upon the thinnest, keenest slice of luck.
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I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream.
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I don't shave when I'm not working.
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The thing with high-tech is that you always end up using scissors.
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Now the Earth's face is lathered white with shaving soap It's a long time till the razor once more makes its face smooth and fresh and green.
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Life is a razor, you are always in hot water or a scrape.
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A good lather is half the shave.
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Okay, Barrons, it's time."
"I am not helping you shave your legs." he said instantly.
"Oh please. As if I'd let you.
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I refuse to get any more scars from loving edges sharp enough to cut me.
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and three more for special "assignments." Nathanial provided long stiletto knives for the special training. The narrow knives were all black with thin blades that went straight to a point and sharp edges on both sides. They were design for one purpose, killing.
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I hate crew cuts.
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Turn the other cheek too often and you get a razor through it.
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I shave my head & shape my beard myself
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Well I thought my razor was dull until I heard his speech, and
that reminds me of a story that's so dirty I'm ashamed to think of
it myself.
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the kind of beards which make you look like you've glued a racoon to your face. The
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There's no reason for Gillette to be world class on the web, but there's every reason for Gillette to be world class in producing billions of high powered razor blades at low cost.
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I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.
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I had chosen a blind spot at the end of the plumbers' shop to make my escape bid. Under my overalls I wore extra jeans, vest, t-shirt and I had a donkey jacket on that I intended to throw over the razor wire. Hopefully the extra clothes would stop the razor wire from cutting me.
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The little shards of sleep that they allowed her turned into razors, slicing at her wits.
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I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.
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Good God, I whispered, sitting on the van's cot and looking at my legs, horrified. They were hairy - not wolf hairy, but an I-couldn't-find-my-razor-the-last-six-months hairy. Utterly grossed out, I took a peek at my armpit, jerking away. Oh, that's just ... nasty.
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You know what they say: 'Men have throats and daggers have sharp edges'.
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The sharp employ the sharp.
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To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month.
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Persinette, let down your hair.
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You can't shave a cat with a shoe.
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I can't live without scissors. I don't have any tattoos, but I thought if I ever got a tattoo, it should probably be scissors.
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The acclaim for Razorhurst means even more to me than usual because, let's be honest, Razorhurst is weird.
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The tongues of mocking wenches are as keen
As is the razor's edge invisible.
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Children came running with their mothers' scissors, or the carving knife, or the paternal razor, or anything else that lacked an edge (except, indeed, poor Clifford's wits) that the grinder might apply the article to his magic wheel, and give it back as good as new.
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row of stitches.
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So I bandaged the cut, packed up my Gillette blades and caught the eleven-thirty bus to Boston.
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I'm one of those low-maintenance people - let's get it done and get going. It's not that painful to wax, but ... I don't have time for it - just give me the razor.
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All the women I knew carried some kind of blade, though they were not all metal, or even visible. Whether something had happened to them, or whether they had only anticipated it, it kept them awake the occasional night
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It's amazing what a haircut and forgetting to shave will do.
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glass knives were about as useful as nipples on a knight's breastplate,
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Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?