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Go for the throat. If you cant, go for the nads.
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The Book Highlights and Attacks areas of Inefficiency and Hypocrisy in Government Offices. It injects the much-need Enema into its Highly Constipated System.
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Don't put your wand there, boy! ... Better wizards than you have lost buttocks, you know!
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It was a sphincter at the top of a black bowl. A fitting commentary on the FAYZ, Diana thought. A giant sphincter.
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her back and intimately over her bottom,
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If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.
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Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass?
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Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.
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Back of the sound broods the silence, back of the gift stands the giving;
Back of the hand that receives thrill the sensitive nerves of receiving.
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Pussy pothel pussy pothel wer had u been
i have been inside the pussy to see the depth ... pussy pothel pussy pothel wat did u do there ... i have been in and out in and out to show my length ... lolzzzzzzzzzzzz,,
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occasional puke puddle.
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waistcoat-pocket,
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Every couple of years or so, when Daniel Clowes releases a new book, one can almost sense the rectal contraction across the collective seat of our humble profession.
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Wow. And there it is. Your inner asshole just bled through.
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Daddy, you said ass.
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If I put on a few pounds, it goes straight to my butt.
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Somewhere squidgy. Your belly, maybe?"
"I can't believe you called my belly 'squidgy.' It's not squidgy, it's pillowy. And sexy!
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sausages. Behind
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As much deeper you go as much more shit you find down there. But what happens with you?
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The bowels of existence do not speak unto man, except as man.
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Who needs such a long intestine, anyway?
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The belly (i.e. necessity) is the teacher of art and the liberal bestower of wit.
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Where does it hurt?'
'Inside out, doll. And all the way through.
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The belly is the reason why man does not mistake himself for a god.
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Not to derail the conversation from butts, which we all agree is incredibly important
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In what vile part of this anatomy
Doth my name lodge? Tell me, that I may sack
The hateful mansion.
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It all begins between the ears.
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A good reliable set of bowels is worth more to a man than any quantity of brains.
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If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten
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I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty?
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That hole she had at the base of her belly must appear so useless to her; a prick can always be cut off, but how do you forget the emptiness of a vagina?
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If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.
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What in the name of Voldy's pasty-white rear end was that?
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To Borody and a small band of like-minded brethren who believe in the power of poop, we are standing at the threshold of a new era in medicine. Borody sees the benefits of fecal therapy as "equivalent to the discovery of antibiotics." But first, there is much skepticism to overcome.
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Now that my head has been removed from its weeklong vacation up my ass,
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Everyone had taken their places, when I excused myself to visit the bathroom, and there, in the toilet, was the absolute biggest turd I have ever seen in my life - no toilet paper or anything, just this long and coiled specimen, as thick as a burrito.
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There's a snake in my butt!
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The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music.
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It feels like you dropped your nightstick down your pants.'

'Oh, so that's where that went.'

'I'm not kidding. Is this all you? Because if so, I think I may need to rethink a few things. I may need to rethink the shape and depth of my vagina.
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pooping is god's greatest invention
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In the symphony of love, the lost chord is a small organ lying somewhat north of the vagina.
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How to perform an ultrasound with one arm up a rhino's rectum.
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Everything that is superfluous overflows from the full bosom.
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Excrement, meet air-moving device.
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What am I?"
She grinned. "A pain in my posterior."
He smiled, too, crinkles forming around his eyes. "I like your posterior."
"Yours isn't too shabby, either."
"Answer the question."
"I thought I had.
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It's called ergot. Smell
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Boot the grime of this world in the crotch dear.
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The nose. It can be a nuisance in winter and such a blessing before a meal.
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It's wetter than a taco fart down there and just as smelly," Mr.
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How about I show you what the inside of your ass looks like?
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Well, the real sex organ is between the ears, not between the legs
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Colon looked awkward, as if the bunched underwear of the past was tangling itself in the crotch of recollection.
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If we lived correctly, there would be no need to concern ourselves with the bowel. However, most of us are not living right.
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You are not your buttocks.
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The abdominal and waist region coordinate all parts of the body and act as the center or generator. Therefore, you can promote the ability to control the body's action and master your will more easily.
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My bottom is my deliquent daughter. I lavish praise upon her cheeks when she's well behaved and when she gets out of control, I pretend she isn't mine.
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Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
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The back must slave to feed the belly.
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Everybody looks at their poop.
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Of this his head was convinced, however doubtful his bowels.
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The crap and the trash of the world. Post-consumer human butt wipe that no one would ever go to the trouble to recycle.
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One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!!
The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!
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I feel there's a funny little hole in me that wasn't there before, like a splinter in your finger, but this is somewhere above my stomach.
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In the ass is how you create loyalty.
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I knew I was disoriented, but I was pretty sure intestines were supposed to be inside my body cavity.
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Think with the whole body.
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be the medulla oblongata.
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Who do you know who's lost a buttock?
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Penis? Cock? Dick? Wood? Schlong? Womb broom? Clam hammer? Yogurt slinger?
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Child, if such folks awe you, then picture them on the lavatory, straining, constipated. They will at once seem small, pathetic, manageable." And she whispered to me a great, universal truth: "THE BOWELS ARE GREAT LEVELLERS.
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You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!
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Pleasure itself is painful at the bottom.
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Think with your whole body.
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Blech! Smells like Chewbacca's burned butt hair. Where the hell am I?
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What Comfort can the Vortices of Descartes give to a Man who has Whirlwinds in his bowels!
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Booty Butt, Booty Butt, Booty Butt Cheeks
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Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.
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The nose is generally the organ in which stupidity is most readily displayed.
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We assert that in all mammals the center of primal, constructive consciousness and activity lies in the middle front of the abdomen, beneath the navel, in the great nerve center called the solar plexus. How do we know? We feel it, as we feel hunger or love or hate.
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A hole in my Sam.
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This [my backside] is still very, very big.
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It is a difficult task, O citizens, to make speeches to the belly, which has no ears.
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In the 50 years I've spent helping people to overcome illness, disability and disease, it has become crystal clear that poor bowel management lies at the root of most peoples' health problems.
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What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won't quit? Think about the primary function of an ass - I'd think that's the sort of thing you might want to quit.
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Peeled gingerroot inserted in her ass so she can't clench her buttocks,
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Avarice, the sphincter of the heart.
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Every organ in your body is connected to the one under your hat.
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Madox, what is the name of that hollow at the base of a woman's neck? At the front. Here. What is it, does it have an official name? That hollow about the size of an impress of your thumb?"
Madox watches me for a moment through the noon glare.
"Pull yourself together," he mutters.
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The stomach is the teacher of the arts and the dispenser of invention.
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The world needs an enema.
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Puny human body, my ass!
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poo parlor division" instead of "loo.
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Underpants! Underpants!
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Ah, but what is form but a bum wipe anyhow?
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There's only one cure for weirdness."
"Anal?
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South Africa, it's like the little asshole of the whole world - it's, like, the bottom. It's, like, in the dark depths of the hallway.
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How do blind people know when they're done wiping their ass?
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The opening for solid waste is very small [in the space ship]. It's not toilet-bowl size. And aim is critical. To be honest with you, you don't know where your asshole is pointing within a small circumference.
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My mind's monumental, my pen is penetration
That produce words that bleed on the pad like menstruation
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The sea, the snotgreen sea, the scrotumtightening sea.