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I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive ... The refrigerator.
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A barn owl was perched atop the refrigerator.
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Somehow our civilization believes opening the fridge door is the solution to everything
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A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice.
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Jacob opened the refrigerator and stared into it vacantly, with the false purposefulness that lingers for a few moments when a person of a solitary nature is released from the company of a strong personality.
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Jesus, I smell like Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator.
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In fact, the first experiments in refrigeration were not with fish or meat but with everyone's favorite luxury - butter.
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No security guard can stop a refrigerator falling off a skyscraper.
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Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?
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I do twenty minutes every time the refrigerator door opens and the light comes on.
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I belong in the refrigerator. Because the truth is, I'm just food for a superhero. He'll eat up my death and get the energy he needs to become a legend.
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It's so freaking cold I'm about ready to jump in the refrigerator to warm myself.
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When I get home after being away for work, my wife always stuffs the fridge with loads of what she calls 'nibbles' - all the great things you can eat straight from the fridge, like chunks of cheese, slices of ham, bowls of hummus.
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It was the sort of house where you knew you could help yourself to whatever was in the fridge and nobody would mind. A
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A wall of heat. The furnace had to be turned up almost to eighty,
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You've got to perform in a role hundreds of times. In keeping it fresh one can become a large, madly humming, demented refrigerator.
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I don't eat when I'm working. If I start to fridge-raid, I'm in trouble.
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For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator.
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I am someone who puts their takeout or leftovers into the Tupperware and stores it in the refrigerator overnight.
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Gabrielle opened the fridge, which was held shut with a strip of gaff tape, and pulled out sliced white bread, margarine and plastic cheese. It was the only time Lenny had seen ants running out of a fridge.
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If you mix vanilla extract with baking soda, the refrigerator smells fresh.
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When I'm doing kitchen planning as well as bathroom design, I try to walk through the day with the homeowner. If we're talking about a kitchen, it will be: So, we are walking in with the groceries. When we are taking them out of the car, where will they go? What is the distance to fridge, to pantry?
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Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em!
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Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
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Any purchase is one for the future. If you buy a refrigerator, you are making a commitment to the future so that you have food to eat for the next ten years.
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I wish anyone in this world could go to his fridge and pick whatever he wants. Because the day you open your fridge and there is nothing in it, it is difficult.
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My Japanese designed, vacuum-sealed thermos was one of my most prized possessions. I had filled it up before I went to sleep so there were no worries. This baby laughed in the face of entropy.
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Never put bananas in the refrigerator.
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Peanut Butter M&Ms in the fridge, I always have a giant bag. Every cookie and candy I put in the fridge, it always manages to taste better when it's cold.
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The best way to lose weight is to put the handle of the fridge two inches from the ground.
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A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge
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bottle of Chardonnay permanently in her fridge for 'emotional emergencies,' which
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A library is thought in cold storage.
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Nobody said anything that time. Or maybe I just wasn't listening. After all, someone had to keep an eye on the fridge.
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Our family was nearly torn apart on several occasions by arguments started when the refrigerator door was open for what my father deemed as 'too long.
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standing in the doorway of the kitchen.
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meals such as soups and casseroles we store
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It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.
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I live in an old house with no closets and no built-ins. I hate big cupboards.
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When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform.
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I put the kitch into kitchen.
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Dee:I can't believe you ate all the ice cream, Daemon!
Daemon:I didn't eat all of it.
Dee:Oh, so it ate itself? Did the spoon eat it? Oh wait, I know. The carton ate it.
Daemon:Actually, I think the freezer ate it.
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To refrigerate a clock was an extremely violent act, not one I could explain to anyone.
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the front door of our apartment,
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He decided there was no point in telling her he'd looked in the fridge and seen none of these things. There'd just be some variation of his mother's standard crack about Male Refrigeration Blindness Syndrome.
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Try to think about more important things,' he said. 'Think about your soul, your character. Think about the freezer. It's a solid block of ice. It needs defrosting. There might a steak in there. Concentrate on things like that. There could be a meal in it.
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He strolled over to the refrigerator, opened the door with one paw, and delicately picked up a beer between his teeth. He waited until clothes had stopped arcing through the air and hand it to Barbara.
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Now I saw this categorizing of my freezer food as a sign of the true chaos in my head.
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I don't know how to use appliances. I mean, I use the coffee maker. But that's it.
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My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on!
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You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
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I bought a gun safe with velvet shelves and a built-in dehumidifier to house the hundreds of original [Barbara] Stanwyck letters I amassed that I first kept in the lettuce crisper of a refrigerator in my basement.
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I order everything in. I won't save anything until later. I won't have anything to eat today that I might eat tomorrow because I don't trust myself with it at night. I'd be sleepwalking. I could never leave a pint of Haagen Dazs ice cream in the fridge.
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Chase opened the mini fridge. "Wanna drink?" He asked.
"No thank you and you shouldn't either."
"Oh I definitely need one, besides it numbs the hunger." He grabbed a few of the tiny bottles from the door shelf.
"Then by all means get your drink on." Samuel chuckled.
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cheese cauldron.
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I'm the guy who will eat something that looks nice when I'm out, but when I take it home in a doggie bag, it'll sit in the back of my refrigerator until it starts to move.
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The man nodded and brought a bottle from the glass-fronted fridge,
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pitchers filled with cold
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My brother wrote another refrigerator magnet poem, when he was probably nineteen or twenty: 'When the flood comes/ I will swim to a symphony/ go by boat to some picture show/ and maybe I will forget about you.' How did he know way, way back then? How is it I know only now?
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proudly living in a refrigerator-sized apartment with three other students.
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You've been working hard, a sandwich isn't enough. I'll make you dinner. From the
freezer she took out a TV meal and threw it in the microwave.
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You gotta be cool. That's all. Remain refrigerated.
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Why is it so damn cold in this damn house ... damn it!
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I keep my undies in the icebox!
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I hunt in the refrigerator and find some maple syrup.
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Duh, I'm hungry and your wife ate everything in the fridge.
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The morning after I'd dumped the Easy-Bake Oven on the guesthouse porch, I'd walked out of my front door and nearly tripped on the box on the way to my truck. She'd returned it with a butter knife sticking through the side, and despite myself, I smiled.
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Put the chicken in the fridge. This is not a sentence I had ever expected to hear from Christian Grey, and only he can make it sound hot, really hot.
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home and there it sits on the counter, going sour.
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I tried to think outside the box but couldn't open the lid.
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Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart.
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You don't want anybody walking into your house and taking a Gatorade out of your refrigerator, you've got to get in there and protect it.
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Nothing here but kitchen things.
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From morning till night, sounds drift from the kitchen, most of them familiar and comforting ... On days when warmth is the most important need of the human heart, the kitchen is the place you can find it; it dries the wet sock, it cools the hot little brain.
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Yeah, Birkenstock. If you want to get worked up about something, why don't you take a look in the empty fridge?
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The whole world is our dining room, but be careful: it is also our garbage can
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This one is for the boys with the boomin system
Top down AC with the coolin system
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Tyra told me you two went at it for days over a flippin' fridge. Badasses are capable of and don't hesitate to throw down about a fridge. An IT geek does not care what kind of fridge you buy. An IT geek just thanks his lucky stars he's gettin' it regular.
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I never expected this to happen in my lifetime and shall be asking my family to put some champagne in the fridge.
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Food has always been my friend. When I wanted to feel better or had a crisis in my life, I opened the icebox.
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I'm still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there's half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola.
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I've often entertained paranoid suspicions about my fridge and what it's been doing to my poetry when I'm not looking, but I never even considered that my fan was thinking about me.
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It wasn't the body," he said. "I've seen worse things in our fridge.
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Well now, look at this, they keep winter in a box. That's clever, she congratulated me. Then she shut the fridge door ...
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Floor: the world's biggest shelf.
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She said Mom closed up the house one day, turned the oven on full, and sat by its open door. Apparently it's still a Cry For Help, even though our oven's electric.
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The only unitasker allowed in my kitchen is a fire extinguisher.
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Son, it ain't the water cooler that's striking you out.
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When he gets back to the house, every damn snack in the cupboards and the fridge is going into the trash. Then he thinks, Make it the garbage disposal. Too easy to weaken and fish stuff out of the trash.
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Your pantry is your first line of defense against food-borne illness and things like high blood pressure and cholesterol.
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This morning I shot six holes in my freezer. I think I've got cabin fever.
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My kitchen was built for my body. It forms a 'U' in the middle of the living room and dining room. It's not huge, because I don't like huge kitchens.
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Keg in the closet pizza on the floor left over from the night before, where we were going we didn't really care. We had all we ever wanted in that keg in the closet.
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And the stainless-steel fridge was always well-stocked with Girl Food: hummus and olives, cake and champagne, lots of silly take-out vegetarian salads and half a dozen kinds of ice cream.
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I have a theory that kitchens, once they reach a certain level of complexity, attract new gadgets into their orbit, like planets. Only this can account for the fact that I own two melon ballers.
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Cold beer is bottled God.
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The ideal of a well-stocked mind aiming at excellence in all walks of life has been replaced by the dream of a well-stocked wine cellar, the cellar now being a specially made wine cooler strategically placed in one's house, to be viewed by even the most unobservant visitor.
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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
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If you don't take care of this the most magnificent machine that you will ever be given ... where are you going to live?
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You were afraid this might be the case. Your dad has blocked the front door with the REFRIGERATOR. Looks like he's taking the grounding seriously this time.