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I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide have no adequate toilet.
What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!
If you equate going to the bathroom with sex and sexual perversion, you should see a therapist.
The rest of us go in there to take a leak.
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Some of the most vivid writing in America is on the walls of restrooms. The men's room in the Albany, N.Y. railroad station, for instance, should be preserved as a national shrine: there is more wit there than in any Broadway hit!
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.'
'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.
You will need, after your journey, to refresh yourself by making your toilet.
Changing clothes in a public restroom is an acquired skill, one that becomes an art when the bathroom floor hasn't been washed in a decade or more.
No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.
What stood in one corner of the cell was disgusting: two empty disinfectant canisters and one well used and well stained piss pot, the sort of chamber pot that people would train their babies to be potty trained on before they would learn to use the toilet.
A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity.
Trust me-that toilet and me were best friends for the first few days I was here.
It's the girls' toilets!' Harry gasped.
I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls' pee-palace.
Spending one's last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.
The bathroom. An ingenious idea.
When we reached it, I turned to Noah.
"I'm going to be in here for a while. You probably don't want to wait."
I only briefly caught the horrified expression on his face before I pushed open the door with overwhelming force. Win.
Which do you think, Commendatore? Bowels in or out?
I don't use airplane bathrooms. As a rule. And I really don't like breaking rules. (It's kind of one of my rules.) I mean, if I'm going to plummet to my death, it's not going to be with my pants around my ankles.
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
Lea was on the floor of a stall hugging a toilet. When she heard the door close, she lifted her head and gave me a half smile of embarrassment.
'Gracie, I've been chemically inconvenienced and I don't think I can ever leave this toilet. Take a picture of this so I'll never do it again.
Rules governing defecation, hygiene, and pollution exist in every culture at every period in history. It may in fact be the foundation of civilization: What is toilet training if not the first attempt to turn a child into an acceptable member of society?
It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.
Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality!
There was a toilet in the far corner, with nothing in it except basic facilities and about a trillion bacteria. It was like a huge three-dimensional petri dish.
I go to the bathroom. All my life I have been an orphan and an only child. Now I come from a big noisy family who go ballroom dancing and live forever.
Unprotected sex just feels better in a Waffle House bathroom.
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.
Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time I've ever acted in the toilets.
If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you're on the toilet.
her bathroom, likely not to surface for a while. She had agreed to
(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.
I now understand why God created shit and pee: to give even the desperate like me the possibility of refuge.
Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
History - that little sewer where man loves to wallow.
You must know that it is by the state of the lavatory that a family is judged.
Well, there's two kinds of peeing ... There's regular peeing, because you have to pee. And then there's auxiliary competitive peeing. For acquiring empire. I'm all about the real estate.
I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
I poop in the backyard ... I wear disposable diapers.
There is the Toilet Monster, who comes into the bathroom if you sit on the toilet for too long.
There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.
Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.
I don't believe there's a horse in your bathroom.
Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.
Are you really going to let a toilet stand in the way of you and financial independence?
But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet.
I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.
Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
I went to the bathroom in my pants. That's what you done, man.
Sometimes, all it takes to save people from a terrible fate is one person willing to do something about it. Even if that "something" is a fake bathroom break.
Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.
The object that was pinning me haplessly to the ground, like a butterfly on a collector's tray, was of twentieth-century origin and of very specific function.
Oh, all right, it was a public lavatory.
I was deep in the poo poo dungeon.
I'm throwing my bound fists against the door, begging. Tied, blindfolded and in desperate need to pee, I start pacing in a pattern, trying to figure out how big the room is and what's inside.
Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn't been cleaned in weeks. Nobody had noticed, because nobody who mattered ever went in there.
poo parlor division" instead of "loo.
It is a question of discipline," the little prince said to me later on. "When you've finished your own toilet in the morning, then it is time to attend to the toilet of your planet, just so, with the greatest care.
Fucking is for bathroom stalls and the back seat of a Toyota
I was compiling a list in my head titled 'Reasons to Get Up: You Don't Have to Leave, but You Can't Pee Here.
No lie. I might fuck with your bathroom. But never, ever about this." Rhage's
The train resembles the Soviet type and is quite comfortable, but all socialist structures I have ever encountered have toilets stemming from a single model engineered by the Orthodox Church in Tsarist Russia to ensure that man never be allowed to forget the corruption of the flesh.
I'm on the toilet at the 9:30 Club and I'm wondering how mermaids pee.
The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. ... where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in a city where public toilets are about as common as UFO sightings? (pp.281-82)
There's nothing special about losing your virginity over a toilet.
So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.
But first I need to use your privy. Since I turned fifty-five or so, seems like I have to wee on every bush.
Using the bathroom in a frat house is like hanging out the door of a speeding car. You're taking a risk.
You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.
There are 41 million people who do not have access to a toilet in Pakistan and as a result they are defecating in the open. And open defecation has significant health and nutritional consequences.
How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes?
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you're probably in the wrong bathroom.
All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet.
The second bathroom's downstairs - that's kind of the emergency backup bathroom when Shane's in there moussing his hair for like an hour or something ... "
"Bite me!" Shane yelled from behind the closed door.
Tried to head in the general direction of the bathroom/
The truest room in the whole damn house.
The Book Highlights and Attacks areas of Inefficiency and Hypocrisy in Government Offices. It injects the much-need Enema into its Highly Constipated System.
If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.
With all of the seats empty, you could pretend everyone's just gone to the bathroom.
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied. When people drop paper on the ground, and everything like that, I pick it up, put it in the lavatory, and make that room look nice.
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
I have to move fast, if I hesitate even a second longer, I'll lose focus and be trapped forever in this ... this ... toilet!
I've got to take a pee. Remember, don't open for anyone. Even if Charlie friggin' Hunnam shows up on his Harley with his hot little white sneakers, don't open the damn door.
As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.
Few girls go to Washrooms just to take selfies
I'm going to the bathroom, not to Beirut. What horrible fate do you think's waiting for me in there? Death by toilet swirly?
But now that I'm scrubbing
toilets on my hands & knees,
with four degrees,
I realize that one escape route
leads to another
As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.
I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.
What a dichotomy. What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate.
As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet. He had to chuckle. The Holy Throne.
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.
I've got my own toilet." -- Grace Harper
Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!
There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.
Almost 4.25 lakh toilets were built in 2.62 schools nationwide in one year; this gives self-confidence that we can do what we want.