Discover the most popular and inspiring quotes and sayings on the topic of Restroom. Share them with your friends on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, and let the world be inspired by their powerful messages. Here are the Top 100 Restroom Quotes And Sayings by 97 Authors including Rose George,Frankie Boyle,Merlyn Gabriel Miller,Erma Bombeck,Truman Capote for you to enjoy and share.

Restroom Quotes : pic 001013933
I'd grown up thinking that a [sanitary toilet] was my right, when in fact it's a privilege - 2.5 billion people worldwide have no adequate toilet.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000487998
What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!
Restroom Quotes : pic 001644552
If you equate going to the bathroom with sex and sexual perversion, you should see a therapist.
The rest of us go in there to take a leak.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001580748
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000028131
Some of the most vivid writing in America is on the walls of restrooms. The men's room in the Albany, N.Y. railroad station, for instance, should be preserved as a national shrine: there is more wit there than in any Broadway hit!
Restroom Quotes : pic 000305486
We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.'
'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000605632
You will need, after your journey, to refresh yourself by making your toilet.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001830482
Changing clothes in a public restroom is an acquired skill, one that becomes an art when the bathroom floor hasn't been washed in a decade or more.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000735291
No one goes to the toilet in novels. You'd think none of us had bladders.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000689575
What stood in one corner of the cell was disgusting: two empty disinfectant canisters and one well used and well stained piss pot, the sort of chamber pot that people would train their babies to be potty trained on before they would learn to use the toilet.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001750323
A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000678451
Trust me-that toilet and me were best friends for the first few days I was here.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001061596
It's the girls' toilets!' Harry gasped.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000380560
I went to the entrance to the restroom, where the hallway did a sharp bend so nobody could peek into the girls' pee-palace.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001844885
Spending one's last moments prostrated before the toilet is the supreme act of repentance. It allows one to relieve a heavy inner burden.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001233063
The bathroom. An ingenious idea.
When we reached it, I turned to Noah.
"I'm going to be in here for a while. You probably don't want to wait."
I only briefly caught the horrified expression on his face before I pushed open the door with overwhelming force. Win.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001812317
Which do you think, Commendatore? Bowels in or out?
Restroom Quotes : pic 001555798
I don't use airplane bathrooms. As a rule. And I really don't like breaking rules. (It's kind of one of my rules.) I mean, if I'm going to plummet to my death, it's not going to be with my pants around my ankles.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000514075
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000875689
Lea was on the floor of a stall hugging a toilet. When she heard the door close, she lifted her head and gave me a half smile of embarrassment.
'Gracie, I've been chemically inconvenienced and I don't think I can ever leave this toilet. Take a picture of this so I'll never do it again.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001218971
Rules governing defecation, hygiene, and pollution exist in every culture at every period in history. It may in fact be the foundation of civilization: What is toilet training if not the first attempt to turn a child into an acceptable member of society?
Restroom Quotes : pic 001357214
It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000704370
Dead folks use plastic! When in doubt, throw it out! Please use the bathroom appointed for your gender and mortality!
Restroom Quotes : pic 001172640
There was a toilet in the far corner, with nothing in it except basic facilities and about a trillion bacteria. It was like a huge three-dimensional petri dish.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000155712
I go to the bathroom. All my life I have been an orphan and an only child. Now I come from a big noisy family who go ballroom dancing and live forever.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001353061
Unprotected sex just feels better in a Waffle House bathroom.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001332937
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Restroom Quotes : pic 001386776
Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001517387
Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?
Restroom Quotes : pic 000535972
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Restroom Quotes : pic 001440536
When I'm meant to be standing in the wings, the only way to go is the ladies' toilets. It's the only time I've ever acted in the toilets.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001746248
If you can see the handwriting on the wall ... you're on the toilet.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000961590
her bathroom, likely not to surface for a while. She had agreed to
Restroom Quotes : pic 001644551
(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001635799
I now understand why God created shit and pee: to give even the desperate like me the possibility of refuge.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001763097
Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000547102
History - that little sewer where man loves to wallow.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001086343
You must know that it is by the state of the lavatory that a family is judged.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000049605
Well, there's two kinds of peeing ... There's regular peeing, because you have to pee. And then there's auxiliary competitive peeing. For acquiring empire. I'm all about the real estate.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001685982
I will go to the Opening of Anything, including a Toilet Seat
Restroom Quotes : pic 001850388
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001511887
I poop in the backyard ... I wear disposable diapers.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001530954
There is the Toilet Monster, who comes into the bathroom if you sit on the toilet for too long.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001606905
There's no place like home. And there's no toilet like your own.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000595047
Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000152391
I don't believe there's a horse in your bathroom.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001849212
Operation Find A Toilet Before It Was Too Late was in full swing.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001778819
Are you really going to let a toilet stand in the way of you and financial independence?
Restroom Quotes : pic 000462688
But, dear God, don't listen to me. I'm an old lady in the middle of nowhere without a real toilet.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000852771
I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000458284
Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001644263
I went to the bathroom in my pants. That's what you done, man.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000412147
Sometimes, all it takes to save people from a terrible fate is one person willing to do something about it. Even if that "something" is a fake bathroom break.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000625906
Nothing is worse than to finish a good shit, then reach over and find the toilet paper container empty. Even the most horrible human being on earth deserves to wipe his ass.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001356404
The object that was pinning me haplessly to the ground, like a butterfly on a collector's tray, was of twentieth-century origin and of very specific function.
Oh, all right, it was a public lavatory.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000270872
I was deep in the poo poo dungeon.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001370621
I'm throwing my bound fists against the door, begging. Tied, blindfolded and in desperate need to pee, I start pacing in a pattern, trying to figure out how big the room is and what's inside.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001397612
Inside, I gagged. The floor was awash with excrement. Blocked toilet bowls brimmed with sewage. The place looked as if it hadn't been cleaned in weeks. Nobody had noticed, because nobody who mattered ever went in there.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001442300
poo parlor division" instead of "loo.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001817875
It is a question of discipline," the little prince said to me later on. "When you've finished your own toilet in the morning, then it is time to attend to the toilet of your planet, just so, with the greatest care.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001069519
Fucking is for bathroom stalls and the back seat of a Toyota
Restroom Quotes : pic 000587165
I was compiling a list in my head titled 'Reasons to Get Up: You Don't Have to Leave, but You Can't Pee Here.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001633138
No lie. I might fuck with your bathroom. But never, ever about this." Rhage's
Restroom Quotes : pic 001241004
The train resembles the Soviet type and is quite comfortable, but all socialist structures I have ever encountered have toilets stemming from a single model engineered by the Orthodox Church in Tsarist Russia to ensure that man never be allowed to forget the corruption of the flesh.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000165916
I'm on the toilet at the 9:30 Club and I'm wondering how mermaids pee.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001681203
The trail of lime trees outside our building is still a public loo. ... where else are they supposed to go to the toilet in a city where public toilets are about as common as UFO sightings? (pp.281-82)
Restroom Quotes : pic 000364145
There's nothing special about losing your virginity over a toilet.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000521709
So it just wasn't in my house. Anywhere, I looked like I knew about the toilet.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001440150
But first I need to use your privy. Since I turned fifty-five or so, seems like I have to wee on every bush.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000335314
Using the bathroom in a frat house is like hanging out the door of a speeding car. You're taking a risk.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000120608
You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001794203
But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000258454
There are 41 million people who do not have access to a toilet in Pakistan and as a result they are defecating in the open. And open defecation has significant health and nutritional consequences.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001799871
How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes?
Restroom Quotes : pic 001699001
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you're probably in the wrong bathroom.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001429797
All my good reading, you might say, was done in the toilet.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001271344
The second bathroom's downstairs - that's kind of the emergency backup bathroom when Shane's in there moussing his hair for like an hour or something ... "
"Bite me!" Shane yelled from behind the closed door.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000472221
Tried to head in the general direction of the bathroom/
The truest room in the whole damn house.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001170716
The Book Highlights and Attacks areas of Inefficiency and Hypocrisy in Government Offices. It injects the much-need Enema into its Highly Constipated System.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001158654
If you stay in a house and you go to the bathroom and there is no toilet paper, you can always slide down the banisters. Don't tell me you haven't done it.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001236431
With all of the seats empty, you could pretend everyone's just gone to the bathroom.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001027516
Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000054883
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000134464
In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied. When people drop paper on the ground, and everything like that, I pick it up, put it in the lavatory, and make that room look nice.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001345795
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001529474
I have to move fast, if I hesitate even a second longer, I'll lose focus and be trapped forever in this ... this ... toilet!
Restroom Quotes : pic 001239589
I've got to take a pee. Remember, don't open for anyone. Even if Charlie friggin' Hunnam shows up on his Harley with his hot little white sneakers, don't open the damn door.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001002928
As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000942996
Few girls go to Washrooms just to take selfies
Restroom Quotes : pic 001453476
I'm going to the bathroom, not to Beirut. What horrible fate do you think's waiting for me in there? Death by toilet swirly?
Restroom Quotes : pic 000579773
But now that I'm scrubbing
toilets on my hands & knees,
with four degrees,
I realize that one escape route
leads to another
Restroom Quotes : pic 000997242
As a kid, I'd go into the bathroom when I was having a tantrum. I'd be in the bathroom crying, studying myself in the mirror. I was preparing for future roles.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000937928
I'm almost afraid to tell you. Let's put it this way: clean toilets are the least of your problems in this country.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001539644
What a dichotomy. What conflicting ideas that we love and embrace these women, and entrust them to raise our children and to feed us and to bathe us, but we keep something as silly as a bathroom separate.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000218463
As he flushed, an unexpected realization hit him. This is the Pope's toilet, he thought. I just took a leak in the Pope's toilet. He had to chuckle. The Holy Throne.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000838553
My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.
Restroom Quotes : pic 001782713
I've got my own toilet." -- Grace Harper
Restroom Quotes : pic 001300327
Lean Pockets, I don't even wanna know what's in those. I wonder what the directions are on a box of Lean Pockets: 'Remove from box, place directly in toilet.' Flush Pocket!
Restroom Quotes : pic 000745849
There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.
Restroom Quotes : pic 000202943
Almost 4.25 lakh toilets were built in 2.62 schools nationwide in one year; this gives self-confidence that we can do what we want.