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Sometimes," Radar said to me, "he's so retarded that he becomes kind of brilliant. -- John Green

Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags. -- Bryan Lee O'malley

crapulent buffoon with the IQ of a tampon. -- John Niven

Your Egnlish is so atrocious I don't feel the need to even respond' seems but a long-winded way of saying, 'Home-schooled dumbass. -- George Takei

I was thought to be retarded as a child, and all the evidence indicates that I was. -- Guy Davenport

It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word. -- Andrew Jackson

A relativist is an individual who doesn't know the difference between an adjective and an adverb. -- Bill Gaede

Totally incompetent blowhard, an idiot and a fool. -- Nelson Demille

You're probably smarter than you present yourself. -- Norman Granz

How can someone so smart be so fucking stupid?" I -- Claire Contreras

Mad with common sense -- F Scott Fitzgerald

Stupid f***ing white man. -- Jim Jarmusch

Too stupid to learn and too stupid to give up. -- George R R Martin

I'm not too unintelligent. -- Tom Felton

You're a special kind of stupid -- Victoria Aveyard

Stupid - this assumption people have, that things should somehow be right. -- Elizabeth Strout

If you can read and don't, you're dumb. -- Malcolm Forbes

people with autism must survive in an outside world where "special needs" is playground slang for "retarded, -- Naoki Higashida

equal-opportunity sadist. -- Rick Yancey

No more mercy for the retarded. -- Cristina Nemerovschi

Acquaint yourself with your own ignorance. -- Isaac Watts

It is a disgraceful thing to be ignorant ... -- Marie De Rabutin-Chantal, Marquise De Sevigne

As obident as dogs and as stupid as water buffalo. -- Lisa See

I swear if I hear one more person call her a retard, I'm going to snap. I'm beginning to see why people hate that word so much. It makes me physically sick to hear it. -- Melyssa Winchester

Being socially retarded is like being mentally retarded, it arouses in others disgust and pity and the desire to torment and reform. -- Margaret Atwood

this word needs to be reworded ========== -- Anonymous

That does not surprise me,' Annie said and once again hung up the phone thinking that she had chosen to surround herself with people who were, for lack of a better term, retarded. -- Kevin Wilson

A rayformer thinks he was ilicted because he was a rayformer, whin th thruth iv th matther is he was ilicted because no wan knew him. -- Finley Peter Dunne

First word ... best word. -- Allen Ginsberg

It's a darn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word. -- Andrew Jackson

She's stupid on a stick. -- Ilsa Madden-Mills

Illiterate him, I say, quite from your memory. -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Whoever is ignorant is vulgar. -- Miguel De Cervantes

I may be smart, but I'm not knowledgeable. -- Emma Iadanza

Idiot! Lunatic! Moron! Jackass! Selfish irresponsible fool! -- Stephenie Meyer

I don't know, Dom, I think they just called you stupid. -- Ruth Cardello

incredulous. Miss -- Jacqueline Greene

Sick in the world's regard, wretched and low. -- William Shakespeare

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to live. -- Jason Alexander

Sure, retarded jokes write themselves. But the spelling is always way off. -- Anthony Jeselnik

You are ignorant, boy," said Miss Lupescu. "This is bad. And you are content to be ignorant, which is worse. -- Neil Gaiman

Kids these days, right? Ignorant and in love with their ignorance. -- Christopher Farnsworth

Stop making sense -- David Byrne

Dee Dee Dee dosen't mean mentally retarded. It means stupid. This song goes out to all the stupid people out there. Your gonna find this song hilarious, and you don't even know it's about you. -- Carlos Mencia

The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above "functionally retarded". -- Tucker Max

Stupid to the power of stupid. -- Kami Garcia

Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30. -- Katherine Heigl

So all hyperintelligent people would be retarded in some other way. -- Anonymous

How clever you are, to know something of which you are ignorant. -- Jane Austen

Reversed stupidity is not intelligence -- Eliezer Yudkowsky

How unconvincing. Try again. -- Jeaniene Frost

Too clever is dumb. -- Ogden Nash

On the contrary, that someone as weak and -- Heather King

A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean. -- Stephen King

The problem, I decided, is that most human beings between the ages of twelve and fifteen look like their needs are special (retarded). -- Diana Joseph

Learn to differentiate between ignorance and stupidity. -- Oscar Wilde

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure. -- Eugene Mirman

I was diagnosed as mentally retarded as late as the fourth grade. -- Dannel Malloy

he's not stupid, he's just not observant. -- Gary Paulsen

I'm running out of words to describe this lad. -- Cristiano Ronaldo

stupid, overbarbering, possesive, fur ball -- Quinn Loftis

What kind of an idiotic question is that? -- Stephenie Meyer

You're smarter than TV. So what? -- Douglas Coupland

There is a difference between being mad and being surrounded by retards. -- Blanco

Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot -- Iain Banks

Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence. -- Ambrose Bierce

That was the way most people were - stupid. -- Jonathan Franzen

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing. -- Bill Maher

There are two kinds of people that wear bike helmets: kids and retards. -- Gavin Mcinnes

Being aware sucks. -- Susane Colasanti

Bored is a four-letter word. -- Jill M. Singleton

I never thought there might be one like you out there. Unaware, untrained.
Unbelievable. You have no idea what you are, do you?"
"Crazy? -- Karen Marie Moning

Disqualified as a human being. -- Osamu Dazai

all abot a little kid who can not whalk -- Jenny Sullivan

Tired people aren't witty -- Teri Hatcher

You're crazy. You know that, right? I mean, Shannon says it's not a good word to use, because sometimes people who aren't crazy point it at people who are and use it like a weapon, but I figure we're both crazy, so that makes it okay." I was -- Mira Grant

I'm stupid. I'm a stupid, stupid girl. -- Colleen Hoover

You think I'm stupid. Stay out of my way. You think I'm stupid. -- Chester Bennington

You're sick in the head. -- J.a. Konrath

You're about the stupidest thing on two legs. -- Lia Habel

Never Ignorant Getting Goals Accomplished. -- Blake Karrington

It is a damn poor mind indeed which can't think of at least two ways to spell any word. -- Andrew Jackson

You often show yourself without any faculty of deductive reasoning. -- Rafael Sabatini

and mentally aberrant type. -- H.p. Lovecraft

What can you do if they're born stupid ,they're going to be stupid what can you do. -- Lou Silluzio

Ignorance is Illiteracy. -- Ahtesham

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can. -- Hal Sparks

(Mam) ignorant as a thistle, married to a drunk and pushing out baby after baby, each of which had to be clothed and fed until it grew up and left, or died. -- Meg Rosoff

Ignore the ignorant. -- Ricky Martin

...radiating honest ignorance -- Terry Pratchett

Stupidity's the deliberate cultivation of ignorance. -- William Gaddis

Stupid is as stupid looks. -- Winston Groom

They do not think, therefore they are not. -- Georg C. Lichtenberg

frugivorous also. -- H.g.wells

Cleverness is a disease. -- Rumer Godden

In English sometimes they call a mentally disabled person a retard, and there is a kind of accidental poetry in naming a human being with this quality of latency or absence, like a clock left behind in an empty room, a page someone forgot to rip out of a calendar, the walking embodiment of jet lag. -- Jean-Christophe Valtat

Don't repeat this word again -- Unknown

There are plenty of people smarter than you by a long way. I just got lucky. -- Gerry Harvey

You're mental. I always knew you were. -- Rachel Ward

I was stupid, the official descriptive phrase for happy. -- Daniel Handler