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was like a crystal bowl filled with warm kettle corn. But when you lifted it up and checked the bottom, you could see a layer of burnt, unpopped kernels. The kind that makes you flinch from the unexpected bitter taste. The kind that may cause you to chip a tooth.
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If he was going to be boiled for a lamb, then he might as well be roasted for a sheep.
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What's for dinner?"
"Roast beef. I heard it was a woman's body buried on Hamilton Ranch and that her body had been mummified."
"Roast beef and mummified should never be used in the same sentence," he joked as he headed toward the refrigerator for a beer.
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As some species of plants need to be burned to the ground in order for them to later flourish, I needed to have my ass handed to be in order to get it into gear for the upcoming Sydney Olmpics. Now, I'm on a mission ...
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If ever the sun rises upon Barbecue, its flavor vanishes like Cinderella's silks, and it becomes cold baked beef - staler in the chill dawn than illicit love.
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Looks delicious," he lied. "A mite crispy along the edges - but then, I like it that way."
Incredulous eyes met his own. "You like your potatoes burned?"
Ah, so he'd been right about that. If he could still recognize what it was she'd cooked, then surely he could eat it.
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I hope your bacon burns.
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Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.
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The vulgar boil, the learned roast, an egg.
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With roasting, you've really got to bring your A-game. I hate to admit it, but I probably think and obsess more about the roasts than my own series. Because there's so much attention focused on the roasts. It's like the 'Super Bowl' of comedy. Everybody is going to talk about it. Forever.
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Chicken butt fried in grease want a piece
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The chickens have come home to roast.
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I will burn, but this is a mere event. We shall continue our discussion in eternity.
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chicken on the grill
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I'm not sure I'd like to be burned. I think I might like to be fed to zoo animals. It would be both environmentally friendly and a lovely treat for the larger carnivores. Could you request that?
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Then put in the interior a roasted goose and into its belly a roasted hen and in the belly of the hen a roasted pigeon and in the belly of the pigeon a roasted starling and in the belly of this a small bird, roasted or fried.
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But what is worse, smelling the roast and not feasting, or not smelling the roast at all?
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For there is surely nothing more beautiful in this world than the sight of a lone man facing single-handedly a half a ton of angry pot roast!
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Be ignited, or be gone.
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I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
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We are like travelers using the cinders of a volcano to roast their eggs.
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She burnt like a dead white star.
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Life without smoking is like the smoke without the roast.
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Brummel would rush upon his plate & gulp down a roast in such a revolting manner that the other guests complained they were nauseated and Brummel had to be fed in his room ... ... ... .
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I burn with no causes.
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This brings me back to my question about my karma," Wilson said. "You probably set kittens on fire," Schmidt said. "And the rest of us were probably there with you, with skewers.
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Whenever I have nothing better to do, I roast a chicken.
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I'd rather burn in a better kind of flame.
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I burned too bright. I saw too much.
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Bloody flaming ashes
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Man, like a light in the night, is kindled and put out.
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I should like to know what well-constituted mind, merely because it is transitory, dislikes roast beef?
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My flesh began to singe as if I were a scrap of meat newly thrown onto the barbecue, and then i could hear the bubbling of my skin as the flames kissed it.
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The red carpet we roll out come sizzling medium rare.
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You were sizzling, like sausages in a frying pan.
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All the fatt's in the fire.
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Light your fire.
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A crisp roast chicken would set the world aright.
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Only those who are being burned know what fire is like.
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then forcing his wife to eat the roasted flesh! Amazingly, two enemies, an English
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The handshake of the host affects the taste of the roast
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If we burn, You will burn with us!
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As fire's presence in our everyday lives has diminished, the social magnetism of the cook fire seems, if anything, to have only grown more powerful.
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Does anyone smell roasting meat?' said Razo, 'Oh, wait, it's just Geric's face.
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My dear, you are in danger of being burned by your own flame.
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I know you've been burned. But I've been burned too. Maybe our ashes can make something beautiful together.
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When does a bush that burns become a Burning Bush?
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There was the stink of burning martyr in the air.
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I may have lit the match, but it was karma that kept the fire blazing.
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Dragos asked, "What on earth is that?"
"It's a vegan harvest roast."
He shook his head. "I'm sorry, lover, someone should have taught you this by now. The word 'vegan' and 'roast' do not go together in the same sentence.
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were, however, all consumed by a burning
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Never quenched. Though I am doused in you, I burn.
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I love roasting because you can give it love, get it in the oven and go and play with the kids or whatever you've got to do, and then hours later you've got a lovely dinner.
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He also ate every scrap of the cold meat she had cooked for him, and good gods, it was pretty awful. Somehow she had managed to wreck the simple task of browning chicken in a skillet. The outside was charred black, and the inside oozed juice that was still pink.
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You came, you saw, you burned everything to the ground.
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I burnt as in a fire in her presence ... but what did I care to know what the fire was in which I burned and melted
it was enough that it was sweet to burn and melt.
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Burn like a bonfire in whatever you do
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EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.
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Anybody want some ... toast?
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A word about meat caramelizing: You want it brown, not a light tan.
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If there is anything more delicious than a sausage roasted over an open Bunsen burner, I can't image what it might be
Porcelain and I tore into our food like cannibals after a missionary famine.
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What's burning?"
"Your brain.
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What can you say about Guy's cooking that hasn't been printed on a packet of cigarettes?
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Fire is no laughing matter. In a drunken attempt to appear womanly, my neighbor tried to burn her pubes off when she was fifteen, but it hurt too much to get it completely smooth. My friend had sex with her two years later and said her clit looked like a chestnut. I've been pro-bush ever since.
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Never Again the Burning
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I just got gang-egged, or egg-banged or something.
Sheriff Toots Burns.
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I bet you cook good, huh?" Darlene asked.
"Mother doesn't cook," Ignatius said dogmatically.
"She burns.
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I couldn't toast a piece of bread with the amount of heat they were putting on you
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Those truffled turkeys, of which the reputation and the price are still increasing, appear like beneficient stars, and make the eyes sparkle of all sorts of gourmands of every category, whilst their faces beam with delight and they themselves dance with pleasure.
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I'm burning to my bones. Beyond
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Go to hell.
Come back burning.
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Moth to a flame. Somehow we both got burnt.
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You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious.-
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Buttered, I lie on my single bed, flat, like a piece of toast. I
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It was fun to burn.
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They tried to roast hazel nuts in the oven and prepare a Christmas meal out of canned ham, two potatoes, and some suspicious looking bread.
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I flamed amazement
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For nothing burns with such amazing speed, As the dry sticks of a religious creed.
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He is a horse who will burn and bloat and explode in the sun. Put him back in the oven and let him cook until he's done.
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Some cleric putting a match to her. /Neither of them looks happy about it. /Once lit, she'll burn like a book, /like a book that was ever finished, /like a locked-up library.
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I struck my match, she poured out her gasoline. We burn now. All the time.
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The quail was tender, the potatoes smothered in butter, and the beans roasted in garlic.
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We've all been burned before. It doesn't mean you stop living.
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No one respects the flame quite like the fool who's badly burned
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I burn for you. Do you know what that is, lass? To feel a yearning that makes you burn both inside and
out?
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smouldering away in a fit of impotent rage
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I could burn you down.
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A nice pickle they were all in now: all neatly tied up in sacks, with three angry trolls (and two with burns and bashes to remember) sitting by them, arguing whether they should roast them slowly, or mince them fine and boil them, or just sit on them one by one and squash them into jelly.
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If you're stuck in hell, you might as well roast some marshmallows. Conversation,
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You watched me burn, now watch me rise from the ashes
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There's no sweeter taste in the entire history of the world than your skin on fire. For me.
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Better to burn than to rot.
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Do you smell something burning or is it me?
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Toast your goddamn muffins.
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Do you hunger for me, do you burn for me
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Incubated. And then raised. And then beheaded. And then plucked. And then cut up. And then put on a grill. And then put on a bun. Damn, it's gonna take a while. I don't have time. Scrambled!
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The truth is straight ahead, so don't burn yourself instead.
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Hunger is the best seasoning.
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It is putting a very high price on one's conjectures to have someone roasted alive on their account.
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I know I burn for you.Even in my sleep, the sleep of our people where there can be no thought,I burn for you.