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Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.
Christmas is not only where you find it; it's what you make of it.
Q: Which one of Santa's reindeer is the cleanest? A: Comet!
Mr. Claus
c/o North Pole
Dear Joe...
In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?
Here's what we know about Santa. He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. I think he's with the NSA.
The armored infantry was Santa Claus, the battle was out Christmas. What else for the elves to do on Christmas Eve but to let their hair down and drink a a little eggnog.
The madness of Christmas is not to be resisted by any human means. It either stealthily creeps or crudely batters its way into every fastness or fortress of prudence all over the land.
Everyone wants a Christmas tree. If you had a Christmas tree Santa would bring you stuff! Like hair curlers and slut shoes.
Adults are tempted to produce and perform Christmas for their kids and their families, and they arrive at Christmas Day weary and disillusioned.
Let's face it: most of our children believe that God is happy if they're "good for goodness' sake." We've transformed the holy, terrifying, magnificent, and loving God of the Bible into Santa and his elves.
Two Santa Clauses on the corner. How can you tell the Polish one? The one with the Easter basket.
In the midst of the shopping and the wrapping and the arranging of presents under your tree this Christmas, may you not forget the gifts you cannot yet hold in your hands.
There's been a concerted effort to steal Christmas.
Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?"
"Is it a big present?"
"Very big."
"With a big red bow on it?
This Christmas, every Christmas, Santa Claus is everywhere and Jesus is nowhere to be found.
I used to figure that Santa was the zombie. Not like modern zombies, more like the voodoo ones. The elves resurrect this long dead saint to do their festive bidding every year because they were magically restricted to the North Pole. It's entirely possibly my mom let me watch too many horror movies.
They talke of Christmas so long, that it comes.
A born terror, a rebel without a pause ...
Ain't never had a good Christmas, so who is Santa Claus?
Christmas; magnificent snowflakes snowing in your hope.
I never saw a department store Santa as a kid. My mother was afraid to take me.
This I've learned in life: If you don't believe in Santa Claus, he can't bring you any presents.
Kids believe in Santa; adults believe in childhood.
Of course, my Christmas is (so much more) gorgeous and romantic (than Germany's)!! And unlike the rest of the world, we leave wine behind for Santa Claus!"
"So Santa-san is delivering gifts to children while driving under the influence ... ?
Well if it's Santa on an early shift, I hope he's brought plenty of coal.
CHRISTMAS is at our throats again.
The xmas holidays have this high value: that they remind Forgetters of the Forgotten, & repair damaged relationships.
In case anyone would like to know, we have now entered the Christmas season. Christmas as in Jesus Christ. This is not the "happy holidays" season ... Don't "Happy Holidays" me because I will "Merry Christmas" you in return.
Most of the holiday movies I enjoy, like 'It's a Wonderful Life,' don't really involve Santa.
Gotta keep an eye on those terrorist polar bears, and make sure Santa's elves aren't planning a holy war.
Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.
Christmas music fills our ears with tales of a Palestinian miracle birth, a generous Turkish saint whom the Dutch dressed in a red suit, and a Druid ceremonial tree ... I
Whoever makes great presents, expects great presents in return.
To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down.
Come in,
come in! and know me better, man! I am the Ghost of Christmas Present. Look upon me! You have never seen the like of me before!
Mr. Snow.'
'Detective Winter.'
'Do you give all of the men in your life a murder case for Christmas, or just the really special ones?
I am here, and he is here, and everything I need to know is that I will hold him and he will hold me until I am warm again, until I know I belong. (Your Temporary Santa)
Seriously, isn't there enough holiday cheer around here? You all don't have to invade my office." I glared at my coworkers, decked out in their fancy Christmas finery, complete with Santa hats and jingly socks.
I should have been expecting this - it was a week before Christmas. -- Erica
It was a beautiful, clear Southern California kind of Christmas Eve, the kind where Santa shows up in khaki shorts and a Hawaiian shirt and shades, flashing a peace sign with one hand and sipping a Corona with the other.
Christmas cut history in two ages, the Age of Promise, and the Age of Fulfillment.
Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?
Christmas is a kindling of new fires.
These days, NORAD's peak period of public visibility is at Christmastime when it tracks the course of Santa and his sleigh.
Having in our childhood felt primal awe for the spectacle of the holiday, we are told to age into feeling sullen and resentful. You are supposed to proclaim Santa dead like preadolescent Nietzsches and decry the whole month as an orgy of crass commercialism.
The door opens with a rusted jingle, and an animatronic Santa insults my moral virtue three times. Ho, ho, ho.
I don't care about Christmas, we are going to train on Christmas Day.
At Christmas, all roads lead home.
Please stop," I said. "You're upsetting the black Santas.
Christmas renews our youth by stirring our wonder. The capacity for wonder has been called our most pregnant human faculty, for in it are born our art, our science, our religion.
Holy Santa Claus shit, Nic!
Mom says you have to believe in Santa if you want presents on Christmas.
Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.
Christmas is a time for families.
I am a veteran of the War on Christmas. I am just emerging from a battlefield strewn with dead trees and torn shreds of brightly colored wrapping paper.
In the southern hemisphere, covering the Christmas tree with fake snow even though winter has nothing to do with the birth of Christ.
Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
It was the night before Christmas.
It's easy to look like Santa Claus when you don't have to buy the groceries.
Christmas is a holiday that persecutes the lonely, the frayed, and the rejected.
You better watch out.
You better not cry.
You better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Cause Santa Clause might put a cap in your ass.
For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.
Christmas is forced upon a reluctant and disgusted nation by the shopkeepers and the press; on its own merits it would wither and shrivel in the fiery breath of universal hatred.
Santa can't die, he punish bad people. Behave well and you won't punished!
To the top of the tower, to the top of the wall! Now fart away, fart away, fart away all!" Santa cried, and then the reindeer took off running over the lawn. Suddenly, they all let out a giant reindeer fart, and Santa's sleigh flew up into the air!
The problem is not that Santa stops existing but that we do. The children we are no longer exist, a fact we do not help through immersing ourselves in the repeating cycle of wake, work, dinner, internet, sleep.
The road to Christmasland is paved in dreams!
Who is not a love seeker when December comes? Even children pray to Santa Claus.
God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
Christmas is a sacred festival.
I'm not going to make a present of Santa.
Hot cocoa and cold toes remind me of Christmas.
This is, first and last, the real value of Christmas; in so far as the mythology remains at all it is a kind of happy mythology. Personally, of course, I believe in Santa Claus; but it is the season of forgiveness, and I will forgive others for not doing so.
Why doesn't Santa just park the god-damn sleigh in the driveway like a normal guest? (Your Temporary Santa)
We need a Savior. Christmas is an indictment before it becomes a delight.
Santa cAme early this year! good things come to those who wait! #rebelheart
I wish we could get a real tree," Bug says. "Then at least we'd have one real tradition, since that whole Santa thing's a bust. I mean, if parents are gonna make up a cool story, at least do it realistically. Like, have the guy use FedEx or something-no way reindeer can fly with all that weight.
Christmas Eve Saint Francis and Saint Benedight Blesse this house from wicked wight; From the night-mare and the goblin, That is hight good fellow Robin: Keep it from all evil spirits, Fairies, weezels, rats, and ferrets: From curfew time To the next prime.
The sacredness of Christmas: glory to God in the highest holy heavens, peace on earth and goodwill to all people.
Graciously honor the freedom at which Christmas so peacefully - came into being.
Do some good to the ghetto, Mr. Kris Kringle.
Come and stay awhile, kick it with God's Angels.
Take and acknowledge my wisdom and understand
That Santa Claus is a black man.
Adverse winds are holding mad Christmas in him, boys.
Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.
The dude in red's back at the pole,
Up North where everything is cold.
But if he were right here tonight,
He'd say 'Merry Christmas! And to all, a good night!'
If we are to have the very best Christmas ever, we must listen for the sound of sandaled feet. We must reach out for the Carpenter's hand. With every step we take in his footsteps, we abandon a doubt and gain a truth.
Christmas is a matter close to the heart.
I want people to feel the hope that comes through Christmastime.
What is red, white and black all over and says "Ho! Ho!"? Santa Claus after he has came down the chimney.
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
Christmas miracles happen to those who believe
Merry Christmas!' someone shouted.
He wiped his eyes with the back of his hand.
'Merry Christmas!'
'Merry Christmas!'
'C-cookies for ever'body!' Sammy hollered. And looking both ways, they all fled across to the light, and the warmth, and the books, and the mystery.
Today a child told Santa Ken that he wanted his dead father back and a complete set of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Everyone wants those Turtles.
Christmas: the one time of year when you can't avoid the nuts in your family muesli.
Maybe we should spend less time teaching kids to believe in Santa and more time teaching them to believe in themselves.
The family is the key of Christmas.
The smells of Christmas are the smells of childhood
Free the snow globes!
I long to look at my holiday season with eyes that see the Christ in Christmas.
Christmas is love.
When we celebrate Christmas, we are celebrating that amazing time when the Word that shouted all the galaxies into being limited all power and, for love of us, came to us in the powerless body of a human baby.