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You weasel, good-for-nothing, scumbag, swine,
sleazebag, scumbucket, scoundrel, son-of-a-bitch!"
In the midst of everything, we all looked at Rosina,
who smiled sheepishly.
"Sorry. I was reading the Dictionary the other day."
I stared at her with incomprehension. -- Kelly Batten
If you don't care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the first letters. Somebody who didn't care about dentists, for instance could say 'Dentist, schmentists. -- Lemony Snicket
In a way my reputation has become that of the curmudgeon. -- V.s. Naipaul
Easy there, Smurfette. -- Larissa Ione
Call me Ishmael. -- Herman Melville
slanderous diarrhea of the mouth. -- Joe Couch
He who speaks ill of an absent friend, or fails to take his part if attacked by another, that man is a scoundrel. -- Horace
Bah," said Scrooge, "Humbug. -- Charles Dickens
On my word as a liar and cutthroat. -- Leigh Bardugo
Creep, clobber, squawk. Repeat. -- Elizabeth Kolbert
Oh it is not without scathe that one is gentle, courteous, reasonable, patient, day after day, year after year. -- Samuel Beckett
What more scoundrelly trick could you have played on us? -- Martin Luther
You wanted to talk to me about SHCH.' Sacred Heart Children's Home, Nelson works out silently. He hates acronyms. Whitcliffe, of course, loves them. -- Elly Griffiths
A scoundrel is an evil heliotrope turning always in the direction of the most powerful. -- Umberto Eco
You are a slut, you're my slut. -- Suzanne Wright
It's gonna be a slobberknocker! -- Jim Ross
caughtoutedness. -- Markus Zusak
Tis the strumpet's plague
To beguile many, and be beguiled by one. -- Anthony Ashley Cooper
contemptuous cough -- Anton Chekhov
Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend. -- Alan Bradley
Honey, I'm a cocksucker, what are you? -- Lou Reed
Am I thy looking-glass that thou callest me knave? -- Oscar Wilde
The Man who pretends to be a modest enquirer into the truth of a self-evident thing is a Knave. -- William Blake
I don't know what a scoundrel is like, but I know what a respectable man is like, and it's enough to make one's flesh creep. -- Joseph De Maistre
Do you have to skulk about like that?"
"No, I don't suppose I have to skulk about ... I simply enjoy doing so."
"Well, it's a very vulgar habit. -- Alexandra Ivy
Scribblers are a self-conceited and self-worshipping race. -- Horace
Who are next to knaves? Those that converse with them. -- Alexander Pope
A scatterbrain is one who never has an unspoken thought. -- Henry Ford
My mum refers to female genitalia as scones. -- Leah Marie Brown
If slander be a snake, it is a winged one - it flies as well as creeps. -- Douglas William Jerrold
Schist," said an angry voice from the grass. Hazel raised her eyebrows. "Excuse me?" "Schist! Big pile of schist! -- Rick Riordan
People always go on about sleaze, but I think it's only a small part of what I write about. -- Marc Almond
You're all scum and you know it -- Robert Graves
Scurrility has no object in view but incivility; if it is uttered from feelings of petulance, it is mere abuse; if it is spoken in a joking manner, it may be considered raillery. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
obsequious courting of the mob -- Marcus Aurelius
Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck. -- Michael Reagan
Slander, in the strict meaning of the term, comes under the head of lying; but it is a kind of lying which, like its antithesis flattery, ought to be set apart for special censure. -- Washington Gladden
BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual. -- Jim Butcher
You're making me feel like a skunk at the garden party. -- Ken Starr
What a slut time is. She screws with everybody. -- John Green
Westside Hochdeutsch mafia, biggest of the big, construction, savings and loans, untaxed billions stashed under an Alp someplace, technically Jewish but wants to be a Nazi, becomes exercised often to the point of violence at those who forget to spell his name with two n's. What's he to you? -- Thomas Pynchon
The smylere with the knyf under the cloke. -- Geoffrey Chaucer
How about a kiss, Saumensch? -- Markus Zusak
Look, in my world slut is a term of endearment. Why do I have to keep explaining this to people? You're going to have to find a new name if you want to actually hurt my feelings. -- Tiffany Reisz
a misbegotten cockwaffle. -- Kevin Hearne
Hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse') -- Patton Oswalt
This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. -- Bob Newhart
Scheming is mediocre. -- Vipin Behari Goyal
O honorable strumpet -- William Shakespeare
No wonder you're so successful in your business. You're a scoundrel." "Why thank you, sweetheart. That's so nice of you to say." "Only you would take being called a scoundrel and a tempting devil as compliments." "Coming from you, they're the best compliments I've ever received. -- Marie Force
Flattery, the dangerous nurse of vice. -- Samuel Daniel
Scatterbrain is one of those harmless little words you use a million times ... Then it turns up in a crime scene description. -- Dana Gould
Take a bite and I am positive you will be shouting out oh how scrumdiddlyumptious this wonderveg is! -- Roald Dahl
I've been Obeahed by an Obeahman? Is this like how the Smurfs say they smurfing smurfed all the time? -- Kendare Blake
habits. HSM members -- Elspeth Muir
A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'. -- Robert A. Heinlein
hob-gob of folks. And sometimes it's -- David Baldacci
I hate that word, by the way. Retarded. I -- Sharon M. Draper
What makes you a chaffinch? -- Helen Macdonald
He's paragon schnitzophonic." "He's what?!" "Paragon schnitzophonic," repeats Uncle Al. "You mean paranoid schizophrenic? -- Sara Gruen
I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs! -- James Patterson
I am what you call a hooligan- -- Emmeline Pankhurst
I thought you said scrying was a bad idea."
"It's like vodka," Calla said. "It really depends on who's doing it. -- Maggie Stiefvater
'Shkoff' is to eat. 'Shkiaff' is to slap. Like, 'Gettouttahere I'm gonna give you a couple of shkiaffs,' or, 'Forget presentation, just shkiaff the food onto the plate.' -- Nadia Giosia
A little scorn is alluring. -- William Congreve
The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class. -- Jack London
Okay, I should probably mention right here that Brandon used the real word, but this is my story, so I'm cleaning it up a little. -- Rachel Hawkins
Slut. I'm a dirty-
The sound of a hand hitting flesh was simultaneous with the shocking sting on her bottom. "Ow!"
"You don't think those nasty thoughts about my sumisita, Kimberly. -- Cherise Sinclair
Herr Schroder has conducted two electoral campaigns, and he is doing it again now, by not telling people what is really necessary. He keeps avoiding the difficult and uncomfortable issues, those that imply changes and therefore provoke discussions. -- Angela Merkel
My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student -- Gena Showalter
Sir McCoolpants Von No Touchy -- Penny Reid
I'm a schizophrenic writer. -- Lynn Nottage
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W. Clement Stone
I am, as Miss Scatcherd said, slatternly; I seldom put, and certainly never keep, things in order; I am careless; I forget rules; I read when I should learn my lessons; I have no method; and sometimes I say, like you, I cannot bear to be subjected to systematic arrangements. -- Charlotte Bronte
Stationer, that Riddlesden, the attorney, was a very knave. -- Benjamin Franklin
Slander is the biggest occupation of a man who produces nothing but lies! -- Mehmet Murat Ildan
You pussy-whipped douche waffle. -- Jamie Mcguire
This particular ogre, who went by the name Skoorn, was (by ogreish standards) exceedingly clever, and he had developed a taste for what ogres call "screech melons. -- Robert Kroese
A Spoon swoon, if you will. -- Harlan Coben
SCORPIUS: Always. -- J.k. Rowling
I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. -- Keanu Reeves
Squee." 1 (verb): To emit an onomatopoetic girlish swooning sound out of pure fanboy adulation. 2 (noun): the sound itself. -- Neil Patrick Harris
One troll called me 'Slutty the bush skankaroo'. -- Gabrielle Tozer
Whaddup, deskfucker? -- Jay Mclean
Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder. -- George Lucas
SPOM: Superficial, pretentious, and obnoxiously materialistic. -- Grant Mclachlan
And I thought to myself, 'I haven't had a Schlitz since the third grade! -- Robert Earl Keen
I am not schizoid. A little manic-depressive, maybe."
"'Know thyself.'"
"We try, sir. -- Lois Mcmaster Bujold
Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired. -- Joel Chandler Harris
In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this? -- Terry Pratchett
Dad always told me that you can judge people by the way they treat waiters and assistants. By this measure, Peter Van Houten was possibly the world's douchiest douche. -- John Green
A kiss on the lips and a dagger in the heart,' as in Schiller's Robbers.7 -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
SLUT (noun): A woman with the morals of a man -- Eric Jerome Dickey
Shut your face," he snapped. "I fucking love scones. -- Lauren Sattersby
The best way to deceive a knave is to tell him the truth. -- Ivan Panin
There's nothing like a fresh scone. -- Gillian Armstrong
Okay, what the fuck was that about? Since when are you such a little slut? -- Jessica Sorensen
The snobbish lost in laud. -- Toba Beta
The shabbier the snobbier. -- Elaine Dundy
Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker, -- Robyn Peterman
