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You weasel, good-for-nothing, scumbag, swine,
sleazebag, scumbucket, scoundrel, son-of-a-bitch!"
In the midst of everything, we all looked at Rosina,
who smiled sheepishly.
"Sorry. I was reading the Dictionary the other day."
I stared at her with incomprehension. -- Kelly Batten
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If you don't care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the first letters. Somebody who didn't care about dentists, for instance could say 'Dentist, schmentists. -- Lemony Snicket
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In a way my reputation has become that of the curmudgeon. -- V.s. Naipaul
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Easy there, Smurfette. -- Larissa Ione
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Call me Ishmael. -- Herman Melville
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slanderous diarrhea of the mouth. -- Joe Couch
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He who speaks ill of an absent friend, or fails to take his part if attacked by another, that man is a scoundrel. -- Horace
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Bah," said Scrooge, "Humbug. -- Charles Dickens
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On my word as a liar and cutthroat. -- Leigh Bardugo
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Creep, clobber, squawk. Repeat. -- Elizabeth Kolbert
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Oh it is not without scathe that one is gentle, courteous, reasonable, patient, day after day, year after year. -- Samuel Beckett
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What more scoundrelly trick could you have played on us? -- Martin Luther
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You wanted to talk to me about SHCH.' Sacred Heart Children's Home, Nelson works out silently. He hates acronyms. Whitcliffe, of course, loves them. -- Elly Griffiths
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A scoundrel is an evil heliotrope turning always in the direction of the most powerful. -- Umberto Eco
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You are a slut, you're my slut. -- Suzanne Wright
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It's gonna be a slobberknocker! -- Jim Ross
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caughtoutedness. -- Markus Zusak
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Tis the strumpet's plague
To beguile many, and be beguiled by one. -- Anthony Ashley Cooper
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contemptuous cough -- Anton Chekhov
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Anyone who knew the word slattern was worth cultivating as a friend. -- Alan Bradley
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Honey, I'm a cocksucker, what are you? -- Lou Reed
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Am I thy looking-glass that thou callest me knave? -- Oscar Wilde
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The Man who pretends to be a modest enquirer into the truth of a self-evident thing is a Knave. -- William Blake
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I don't know what a scoundrel is like, but I know what a respectable man is like, and it's enough to make one's flesh creep. -- Joseph De Maistre
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Do you have to skulk about like that?"
"No, I don't suppose I have to skulk about ... I simply enjoy doing so."
"Well, it's a very vulgar habit. -- Alexandra Ivy
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Scribblers are a self-conceited and self-worshipping race. -- Horace
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Who are next to knaves? Those that converse with them. -- Alexander Pope
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A scatterbrain is one who never has an unspoken thought. -- Henry Ford
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My mum refers to female genitalia as scones. -- Leah Marie Brown
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If slander be a snake, it is a winged one - it flies as well as creeps. -- Douglas William Jerrold
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Schist," said an angry voice from the grass. Hazel raised her eyebrows. "Excuse me?" "Schist! Big pile of schist! -- Rick Riordan
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People always go on about sleaze, but I think it's only a small part of what I write about. -- Marc Almond
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You're all scum and you know it -- Robert Graves
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Scurrility has no object in view but incivility; if it is uttered from feelings of petulance, it is mere abuse; if it is spoken in a joking manner, it may be considered raillery. -- Marcus Tullius Cicero
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obsequious courting of the mob -- Marcus Aurelius
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Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck. -- Michael Reagan
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Slander, in the strict meaning of the term, comes under the head of lying; but it is a kind of lying which, like its antithesis flattery, ought to be set apart for special censure. -- Washington Gladden
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BLARGLE SLORG NOTH HARGHLE FTHAGN! You know. The usual. -- Jim Butcher
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You're making me feel like a skunk at the garden party. -- Ken Starr
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What a slut time is. She screws with everybody. -- John Green
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Westside Hochdeutsch mafia, biggest of the big, construction, savings and loans, untaxed billions stashed under an Alp someplace, technically Jewish but wants to be a Nazi, becomes exercised often to the point of violence at those who forget to spell his name with two n's. What's he to you? -- Thomas Pynchon
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The smylere with the knyf under the cloke. -- Geoffrey Chaucer
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How about a kiss, Saumensch? -- Markus Zusak
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Look, in my world slut is a term of endearment. Why do I have to keep explaining this to people? You're going to have to find a new name if you want to actually hurt my feelings. -- Tiffany Reisz
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a misbegotten cockwaffle. -- Kevin Hearne
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Hobos' (a slang term that combines the words 'hope' and 'bowl of beans given to me for free by a woman who then initiated intercourse') -- Patton Oswalt
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This stammer got me a home in Beverly Hills, and I'm not about to screw with it now. -- Bob Newhart
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Scheming is mediocre. -- Vipin Behari Goyal
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O honorable strumpet -- William Shakespeare
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No wonder you're so successful in your business. You're a scoundrel." "Why thank you, sweetheart. That's so nice of you to say." "Only you would take being called a scoundrel and a tempting devil as compliments." "Coming from you, they're the best compliments I've ever received. -- Marie Force
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Flattery, the dangerous nurse of vice. -- Samuel Daniel
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Scatterbrain is one of those harmless little words you use a million times ... Then it turns up in a crime scene description. -- Dana Gould
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Take a bite and I am positive you will be shouting out oh how scrumdiddlyumptious this wonderveg is! -- Roald Dahl
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I've been Obeahed by an Obeahman? Is this like how the Smurfs say they smurfing smurfed all the time? -- Kendare Blake
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habits. HSM members -- Elspeth Muir
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A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'. -- Robert A. Heinlein
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hob-gob of folks. And sometimes it's -- David Baldacci
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I hate that word, by the way. Retarded. I -- Sharon M. Draper
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What makes you a chaffinch? -- Helen Macdonald
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He's paragon schnitzophonic." "He's what?!" "Paragon schnitzophonic," repeats Uncle Al. "You mean paranoid schizophrenic? -- Sara Gruen
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I vill now destroy the snickuh bahrs! -- James Patterson
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I am what you call a hooligan- -- Emmeline Pankhurst
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I thought you said scrying was a bad idea."
"It's like vodka," Calla said. "It really depends on who's doing it. -- Maggie Stiefvater
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'Shkoff' is to eat. 'Shkiaff' is to slap. Like, 'Gettouttahere I'm gonna give you a couple of shkiaffs,' or, 'Forget presentation, just shkiaff the food onto the plate.' -- Nadia Giosia
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A little scorn is alluring. -- William Congreve
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The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class. -- Jack London
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Okay, I should probably mention right here that Brandon used the real word, but this is my story, so I'm cleaning it up a little. -- Rachel Hawkins
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Slut. I'm a dirty-
The sound of a hand hitting flesh was simultaneous with the shocking sting on her bottom. "Ow!"
"You don't think those nasty thoughts about my sumisita, Kimberly. -- Cherise Sinclair
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Herr Schroder has conducted two electoral campaigns, and he is doing it again now, by not telling people what is really necessary. He keeps avoiding the difficult and uncomfortable issues, those that imply changes and therefore provoke discussions. -- Angela Merkel
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My Zombie Ate Your Honor Student -- Gena Showalter
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Sir McCoolpants Von No Touchy -- Penny Reid
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I'm a schizophrenic writer. -- Lynn Nottage
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? -- W. Clement Stone
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I am, as Miss Scatcherd said, slatternly; I seldom put, and certainly never keep, things in order; I am careless; I forget rules; I read when I should learn my lessons; I have no method; and sometimes I say, like you, I cannot bear to be subjected to systematic arrangements. -- Charlotte Bronte
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Stationer, that Riddlesden, the attorney, was a very knave. -- Benjamin Franklin
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Slander is the biggest occupation of a man who produces nothing but lies! -- Mehmet Murat Ildan
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You pussy-whipped douche waffle. -- Jamie Mcguire
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This particular ogre, who went by the name Skoorn, was (by ogreish standards) exceedingly clever, and he had developed a taste for what ogres call "screech melons. -- Robert Kroese
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A Spoon swoon, if you will. -- Harlan Coben
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SCORPIUS: Always. -- J.k. Rowling
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I'm a meathead. I can't help it, man. You've got smart people and you've got dumb people. -- Keanu Reeves
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Squee." 1 (verb): To emit an onomatopoetic girlish swooning sound out of pure fanboy adulation. 2 (noun): the sound itself. -- Neil Patrick Harris
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One troll called me 'Slutty the bush skankaroo'. -- Gabrielle Tozer
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Whaddup, deskfucker? -- Jay Mclean
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Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder. -- George Lucas
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SPOM: Superficial, pretentious, and obnoxiously materialistic. -- Grant Mclachlan
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And I thought to myself, 'I haven't had a Schlitz since the third grade! -- Robert Earl Keen
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I am not schizoid. A little manic-depressive, maybe."
"'Know thyself.'"
"We try, sir. -- Lois Mcmaster Bujold
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Lazy fokes's stummucks don't git tired. -- Joel Chandler Harris
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In the words of the philosopher Sceptum, the founder of my profession: am I going to get paid for this? -- Terry Pratchett
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Dad always told me that you can judge people by the way they treat waiters and assistants. By this measure, Peter Van Houten was possibly the world's douchiest douche. -- John Green
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A kiss on the lips and a dagger in the heart,' as in Schiller's Robbers.7 -- Fyodor Dostoyevsky
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SLUT (noun): A woman with the morals of a man -- Eric Jerome Dickey
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Shut your face," he snapped. "I fucking love scones. -- Lauren Sattersby
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The best way to deceive a knave is to tell him the truth. -- Ivan Panin
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There's nothing like a fresh scone. -- Gillian Armstrong
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Okay, what the fuck was that about? Since when are you such a little slut? -- Jessica Sorensen
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The snobbish lost in laud. -- Toba Beta
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The shabbier the snobbier. -- Elaine Dundy
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Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker, -- Robyn Peterman