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A rake is a composition of all the lowest, most ignoble, degrading, and shameful vices; they all conspire to disgrace his character, and to ruin his fortune; while wine and the pox content which shall soonest and most effectually destroy his constitution.
We necessarily sift a great many pebbles, much sand, for each nugget - but the nuggets are the reward.
shatter the foundation
What's the handle, Zock?
hand-crank sieve.
Digest-digests, digest-digest-digests. Politics? One column, two sentences, a headline!
You ass-sniffing, butt-crack licking, litter-box-using fuckhole!
Crush the infamous thing!
Got more dirt than ball. Here we go again.
Don't kick the shit, it'll go all over the place!
I am the captain of my own crunch.
rabid tush patrol
Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. "And if you pass that pitcher, I will reveal a nugget of information that will please you and instantly return me to your good goddess graces."
Nellie pushed the pitcher forward. "Spill. Not the fudge sauce. The info.
Lumpyface Lumpyhead
Damn skippy." "Who is Skippy? Why are you mad at him?" "It's an expression. Like bet your ass." "People
There was a brown substance inside and Chase had no doubt: it was heroin. Only a tiny amount, but very pure. - Cutting Right to the Chase Vol.2
Slang is a foul pool at which every dunce fills his bucket, and then sets up as a fountain.
Lets not push it under the rug, or push it to the side because, no matter what, it's going to keep coming up. You know, if you never deal with that dirt up under the carpet, it's going to get larger and larger, and it's going to keep coming up.
I'm so scared i could sprinkle dust.
Bing: You're a heel ... a low down rotten heel ... anything that doesn't go your way, anything that you can't have you destroy.
Catch from the board of beauty/ Such careless crumbs as fall.
A hard-hitting investigative report that uncovers a nugget of genuine truth is the ultimate viral hit.
Crap on a stick.
When Holding, clinging to the poop with five others,
Gossip till the cows come home.
If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.
Be the kind of person who catches the shit before it hits the fan, not the one who scrapes it off afterwards.
Cast aside any column about two subjects. It means the pundit chickened out on the hard decision about what to write about that day.
And here is love
like a tinsmith's scoop
sunk past its glean
in the meal-bin
Sunlight
cereal and went out into the
Sweep me the room as clean as you can, Up with the window, fling out my old man!
Eat dirt evil doer!
Rat-a-tat-tat."
"Quack."Quack-- Kate Angell
The spoon is a reader's friend, scooping from the plate almost by itself. The fork requires more attention.
That's my punishment in hell, shoveling horseshit.
Hey diddle diddle, Ray Rice up the middle.
Zip zop wop boopity bop.
Shoveling food into his mouth. Thoughts came fluently, cogently:
Press agent - a man who hitches his braggin' to a star.
Kissing Mother Superior, incompetent, hairball, poppy seeds, on the can.
Hush little owl,
You're with Twi.
I got the moves to get you by.
Big bad crows.
St. Aggie's scamps
Ain't got nothin to show the champ.
I'll pop a spiral
With a twist,
Do a three-sixty
And scatter mist
Who spit in your porridge?
Make a mess. Clean it up.
There's only so much room at the top of the heap. The rest of us are fill dirt.
Note to the ladies, for whom peanut butter seems to be like crack: the tablespoon scoop should be no more than a small mound, not half the jar balanced on a spoon.
Bubotubers," Professor Sprout told them briskly. "They need squeezing. You will collect the pus - "
"The what?" said Seamus Finnigan, sounding revolted.
"Pus, Finnigan, pus," said Professor Sprout.
Cornbread!" he screamed. "CHICKEN!" the crowd responded. "Rice!" "PEAS!" And then, all together: "WE GOT HIGHER S-A-Ts.
The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi.
Have a chocolate-covered raisin," he said.
"They look like rat droppings," said the Chair.
The Dean peered at them in the gloom.
"So that's it," he said. "The bag fell on the floor a minute ago, and I thought there seemed rather a lot.
I'm covered with loser dust.
Shakin' like a bowl of soup and make your body loop-de-loop.
I have done whole projects with Scoop Deville, I like to basically work with a single producer. I always just worked on a bunch of songs, and then put them together, whether it was an EP or another project. None of them were mixtapes where I was rapping over other peoples beats.
I'll be your shovel.
I don't give a fistful of ashes!
If dirt were trumps, what hands you would hold!
Fuck you,' Samuel said as he stole the ball, drove down the court, and went in for a two-handed, rattle-the-foundations, ratify-a-treaty, abolish-income-tax, close-the-uranium-mines monster dunk.
You're damn skippy I am.
When we were unloading or going into a restaurant, the raisin got stepped on and smeared like a flapjack. The Hawk was displeased when he saw that. "Goddamn," he growled, "I gave you guys a hundred to get off cigarettes. I'll give you two hundred to get rid of these damn raisins!
Now everybody's sampling.
bucket on the deck behind him, bait sloshing. He
bowls of cornflakes,
Swallow it down (what a jagged little pill)
Make more than dust.
Stepping forth to replenish it, for now the snow came in flying sweeps
Don't pole-vault over mouse turds.
Use the hook, you
Sip, don't gulp.
Sits bits unhitch!
Cussed fellow-critters! Kick up de damndest row as ever you can; fill your dam bellies 'till dey bust - and den die
There is the little matter of disposal of droppings in which the cat is far ahead of its rivals. The dog is somehow thrilled by what he or any of his friends have produced, hates to leave it, adores smelling it, and sometimes eats it.
Jane sneezed three hundred dollars' worth of coke into the air.
Krishna's black eyes seem to have mirrors in them. She glances at me with a smile as big as the Cheshire Cat's.
Do you take it in the pooper?
Pipe it, shuck-face,
Enough is enough. I'm a champion. Look at me, I'm a champion. I am not a nugget.
When that churl Death my bones with dust shall cover.
When he's like this, Miss Lowell," Mark offered from his seat on the sofa, "I usually take it upon myself to stamp out in a rage."
"Must I stamp? Or can I sweet out gracefully?" "By all means, sweep.
What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal to my interest in the message you are about to leave so make it short.
Mitch Hertzog's voice mail message.
Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.
I whoop people for truckloads of cash
Good morning Hank,it's Tuesday.
Get me a broom. I'll sweep my own office.
Whenever you fall down, pick something up.
With cropping, a new integrity appears and winning abstractions flutter up like butterflies. You can afford to be critical, discriminating, innocent, open-minded, charmed, beguiled or bamboozled.
Monday is a sloppy umbrella day, which makes everybody a little blue. Cole, dropping by my office in the morning, wastes no time in blowing off steam. "You can TAKE this DAY and SHOVE IT where the SUN DOESN'T SHINE," he growled.
"Too late. Somebody already DID THAT.
Throw dirt on my name, and I still come out clean
Dust billowed around us, creeping under our loose-tied handkerchiefs and into our noses and mouths. It was fine and silty, red as ochre or the brush-tailed fox,
I think we're going to ditch Kellz as your nickname and just start calling you Sieve.
What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack.
He tilted the box toward a chipped Pottery Barn blue bowl, and the little blue clumps, like cerulean rat turds, tumbled out, hitting the porcelain with a surprisingly metallic thud. It sounded like pennies dumped into an aluminum trash can.
OPERATION WAND-JACKING
I like to spoon after I fork.
Oh shit. Shit taking a shit on a shit.
I really wanted to go chunky-dunking tonight." Chunky-dunking is what Bella and her friends called skinny-dipping.
It wasn't as if crack was getting great press in the South Bronx in 1999, but it took a particular kind of idiot to wake up one day and say, 'Angel dust is a product I've heard nothing but good about, and it's about time I was involved.
I'm not like Puff Daddy, I hold my own umbrella.
Why does baloney avoid the grinder?
When crushed to your knees, it is best to dig in your heels.
A Spoon swoon, if you will.
Come on Sandy, baby, loosen up, your too tight.
Would you like a paddle to help you up Shit Creek in your douchecanoe? Catcher