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Hush little owl,
You're with Twi.
I got the moves to get you by.
Big bad crows.
St. Aggie's scamps
Ain't got nothin to show the champ.
I'll pop a spiral
With a twist,
Do a three-sixty
And scatter mist
Don't fuck with me, ball sac,
Where the hell are you, Cimil?"
"Popping tags with Roberto," she replied.
"Popping what?" he asked.
Cimil growled. "You shame Macklemore - I'm at a thrift store. Where else would a goddess find a microwave for her potpie and a new pair of pink hot pants? And a Lee Majors doll! Score!
CALL ME PATCH. NO REALLY, CALL ME
FAPO- for amazement purposes only
But, Jesus, Tommy, what do you expect me to say? I grew up with you. When we were kids your fly was open more often than the twenty-four-hour laundromat. If your dick had been a gun you could have outdrawn Doc Holliday.
You are TSTL. I beg your pardon. Too stupid to live.
Cruddy Mouthbreather
Loony, Loopy Lupin.
THE MAN WITH THE TWISTED LIP
What do you want, douche-whore? Haven't you ruined my night enough by interrupting my mouth fucking session with your fuckhot teammate? Now you have to disturb my masturbation session, too?
What the ever-loving knuckle fuck?
Who you looking at-- Darren Shan
Don't repeat this word again
Holy cheesy fuckballs!
The system didn't screw you. The system revealed you.
T.G.T.B.T: too good to be true.
Jim Leighton is looking a sharp as a tank
The aim was simple: to deprive Karpov of his favourite occupation - standing at the board, staring straight at his opponent. While I was wearing these glasses, all he could admire was his own reflection.
Tas had been teasing Flint unmercifully all morning, calling him "Seamaster" and "Shipmate" asking him the price of fish, and how much he would charge to Ferry them back across the lake. Flint finally threw a rock at him, and Tennis sent ass down to the lake to scrub out the pans.
The man tilted back his head, raised his eyebrows, cast his eyes to heaven, pouted his lips and said, "Tch!"
"That performance," said the chief, "is the Cypriot way of saying 'No'....
I aint trippen never slicking or slacking on my pimping
Every word I utter for hip hop lovers
Will reflect forever like two mirrors facing each other ...
Screw us once, shame on them; screw us twice, shame on us.
I need a stunt mouth.
Please, Tommy, Please.
When you're corked...you're corked!
I know I must look like a fish, standing there with my mouth gaping open, but I'm
Twitter, twatter, fudder, motherfucker, I don't care what it's called.
Ol' Shoot from the Lip, we call him.
I hate it when she tabs a line," Ivy whispered to Kisten in the corner. "You ever see anything freakier than that?" "You should see the face she makes when she - " "Shut up, Kist!" I exclaimed, my eyes flashing open to find him grinning at me.
I was such a screwup when I got to the big leagues. I was a total idiot.
poxy shitweasel,
Once you 'got' Pop, you could never see a sign again the same way again. And once you thought Pop, you could never see America the same way again.
I've got cracks baby, but you're my glue.
A dimple on the chin, the devil within.
Loop, you shot him in the head... Fuck yeah he dead.
Peeta. How Foxface stole the food from the supply pile before I blew it up, how she tried to take enough to stay alive but not enough that anyone would notice it, how she wouldn't
My eyes, those sluts, those whores, would play no more.
Jim was cricket practice; Govinda's the real match. Match. Get it?
Hey, Audrey, shut the fuck up. We're trying to watch the game.
Agapa Know what that is?Agapa-- Frank Corso
Flipp'er over, flip flip!
Elcric d'na, trats!
I see holes like eyes
Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.
Pack pack kill kill
Even with all the Lace, you can't be an Ace without God's grace.-RVM
What's going on here, Tommy? Has Keffers recruited you for his porn patrol?
Beulah, peel me a grape
God! I can't stand these fake grievers.
If teams had to name themselves honestly, they'd all be the Pimple-Faced Teenagers.
A hook shot kisses the rim and hangs there, helplessly, but doesn't drop and for once our gangly starting center boxes out his man and times his jump perfectly, gathering the orange leather/from the air like a cherished possession.
The GP appeared in its typical V formation. "Goose on the lawn," Luc said. "Goose?" I asked. "That V formation. I like to use derogatory terms to describe the GP whenever possible.
Crap on a stick.
When life gives you lemons. Make yourself a screwdriver
I never knew my titties was bigger than Pamela So paparazzi flickin be flickin their camera
Hooters McHoulihan, let's get the fuck out of here. This G-string is so far up my ass, it's making my brain hurt, Jane grumbled
the merry green eyes and a roguish dimple
Stupid little fish
Lets go eat a God damn snack
With that, Tommy went off to do his seagull thing elsewhere on set - making a lot of irritating noise while simultaneously shitting on everyone.
To Danny and Vinny, Greg Lippmann was a walking embodiment of the bond market, which is to say he was put on earth to screw the customer.
pick pocketed your own pocket
. rip . . . tear . . . kill
This is how looseLoose-- Gary Keller
Stick to life, just like a baby sticking to a candy!
Carter-headed chicken.
Snake pulled out the digital camera and decided to play a joke on Otacon. He snapped a picture of the pinup, muttered, "Good," and closed the door.
Go Go Gadget Leg!
Never believe your eyesEyes-- Clive Barker
The screws are just as bad as us, maybe not now but certainly in the past they used to beat you with their riot batons, strip you naked, cuff your hands behind your backs and then take shots of kicking you in the head and body until you were knocked out.
Logan McCade. Paging Logan 'Pantyripper' McCade. Please return to your conference call.
I'll tell you, the screws' faces painted an even greater picture than my words can describe. We kept emptying our pots in the hall for two weeks before the screws started emptying our piss pots for us, but this didn't last too long after we started calling them bellhops.
Hip Nip just sounds groovy. A drummer laid it on me.
Are you gloating inside? That's what this is about, isn't it? Getting me to trust you so you could blow it up in my face!" [ ... ]
"I get that you're angry - ," said Patch.
"I am ripped apart!" I shouted.
Stupid Fucking Logan Fucking Matthews
seemed to pick the right word up on the point of his pen, like a man playing spillikins
I thought you were good, but you are not good. You are just a lying old dirty birdie.
When I come back like Jordan, wearing the 4-5
It ain't to play games with you, it's to aim at you, probably maim you
If I owe you I'm blowin' you to smithereens.
you curdled clot of whores piss
playing patience,
I'm a big goofball, you know. Don't tell anyone that, but I'm a big goofball. In Australia we call it a dag.
Sink me! Your taylors have betrayed you! T'wood serve you better to send THEM to Madam Guillotine
head of the gangplank, she would drop the goat
Dan Fouts fumbled the game away for Chargers.
If I was a bird, Kline Brooks could go fuck himself.
Jay Gatsby: Old sport.
Baby Feet (Again) Jimmy
Dude's got a look on his face like somebody just shoved a sweet-tart up his ass.
Do you want to keep your knee, young man?'
'No', I said.
'What?'
'I want it cut off,' I said, 'so I can wear a hook on it.
Holy ripened fuckcheese!
I have to return some videotapes
...bottle green Jaguar.
If eye fucking were a sport, I would win the gold.
K-k-keep your helmet on. T-t-toothless doing his BEST.
I heard Davey Havok has a brand of eyeliner out now ... its AFI-liner
Patrick: I'm mad. SpongeBob: What's the matter, Patrick? Patrick: I can't see my forehead.
sucking on a football.
I play Peeta. That's his name. It was given to him by his parents. He comes from a long line of bread. His sister is Rye. And his brother is Whole Wheat.
Fuckeration; The meaning is that whatever you have gotten yourself into, it is one holy fucked up, fuckeration of a mess.