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shoulders. Later, he'd
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What has three eyes,
three nipples and two assholes?
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...a man within the breast...
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It takes more than balls to be a woman. It takes ovaries.
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Penetrates your iris, tenderest of sphincters,
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I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.
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Details are always vulgar
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Dylan Quinn's knickers,
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What the fuck, what the fucking, bloody devil-shit, what in the name of Satan's swollen cock was that?
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of a musket ball embedded in his
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Like most men, I'm a life support system for a phallus.
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cast-iron erection, on
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Pain gettin' cum spackle out of your pubes once it dries solid, you know.
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Skin-that smooth plump sweetly fragrant sac upon which life scrawls the record of our failures and exhaustion
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It's an erectoral vote.... it doesn't mean dick.
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Puny human body, my ass!
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You may think the thing dangling between a guy's legs is his most sensitive part, but it's not. It's his precious ego. Never forget that, Allie.
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My heart." It's a stupid come on, but I'm a girl. I can get away with it.
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we all have phalluses and urethras
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I forgot my balls," Lucas said coming over.
"Your what?"
"My balls. Apparently I left them in this room somewhere, because otherwise I'd have had them in your office in order to tell you that you're full of shit," Lucas replied.
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A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)
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When everything else is gone, balls are all any of us really have left. The question is: are yours made of flesh and blood, or steel?
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I want to give myself a ridiculous nickname. Something like "Knuckle Cock," only not so flowery and romantic sounding.
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Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.
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A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot.
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It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,
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Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd.
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That wouldn't fit my right testicle
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Underpants! Underpants!
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The butt is a good option,
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I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it.
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Madox, what is the name of that hollow at the base of a woman's neck? At the front. Here. What is it, does it have an official name? That hollow about the size of an impress of your thumb?"
Madox watches me for a moment through the noon glare.
"Pull yourself together," he mutters.
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testosterone flowing out of him like a leaking drum on a construction site.
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When you got right down to it, my dick was the one organ that hadn't presented itself to my consciousness through pain,
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It must be a male thing to talk about playing with balls.
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Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,
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A parcel of country boobies
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Letter to My Boner
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You know what circumcision is, Private?
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So I reached down into my workbasket, took my wee knife from its sheath, and went for his balls,
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If he's after sledge I'd say he's a bottom, and a very sore one if he succeeds , cos your bro looks like he's got a third leg down there, it's so fucking huge. Got an eyeful once when I walked in on him while he was showering ...
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What's the handle, Zock?
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A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.'
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Whither thou know'est thy ass from thy elbow
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What part of the choco-cornet is the 'head'?
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If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it.
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Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.
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That thing has a name?
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The thing inside him that was so tiny and so fucking big at the same time.
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Men like to share outrageous stories with one another - embellishing the keenness of our instincts and exaggerating the metallic compounds that make up our genitalia, or "brass balls" as they say.
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Circumcision , that's all I've ever talked about.
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What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
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misbegotten cockwaffle.
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Underworld butt.
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sucking on a football.
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A woman's posterior is the key to my heart.
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Enough talk about Brandon's dick.
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I meant of course the whole portentous scrimmage of sex itself, the act of penetration which could lead a man to despair for the sake of a creature with two breasts and le croissant as the picturesque Levant slang has it.
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a misbegotten cockwaffle.
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My crotch is like scrambled eggs
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peccadillo. So far as my observation goes, men
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It's a four-letter word for a part of the human anatomy but it's not m-i-n-d.
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One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified.
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What is a man's soul made of that a woman's is not?
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of his fingers and the little egg
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The masks. that men have as faces, the outward shells they hold up for others to see while their minds shift in hidden directions. Discard 2
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Cioran, bureaucratic heart of the Empire. Or if not heart, kidney. Maybe small bowel.
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It is a poore Center of a Mans Actions, Himselfe.
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Balls are to men what purses are to women.
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They get this little nubbin of a penis," Dr. Karpman said. And no one, he said, likes having a nubbin.
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You might not have a dick, but you have balls.
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What the fuck is a scone?
It's Irish, I think, for stale bread.
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The male prostate gland was a mysterious and wonderful thing.
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Boss, it's not right to joke around about a man's ... Did you call it a peeper?
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It is Chastity, my brother. She that has that is clad in complete steel.
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I guess since the groin is the center of a guy's world, he rarely guesses it isn't the center of yours.
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The wealthiest and most popular boy at the circumcision school.
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Confucius say man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag.
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What is meant by 'nut bag'? Is that a testicular reference or merely the identification of a satchel of cashews or pecans?
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The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class.
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Between his legs was his enormous cock - mmm, even at half-mast Markus was huge, with a thick shaft and long length most men would envy. His balls were large and meaty - so lickable.
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Oh my God. I kneed him in the wiener. And oh my frigging God, it was like stone.
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What's going on with you and Horny Nut Sac?" "Who?" "Randy Balls. Come on. Spill it. He's clearly had his face in your beaver.
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Manly? And what would a kid like you know about manly? Have you even started shaving yet?"
"Only my balls, sir.
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a towering mass of lust-provoking maleness.
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The Box, shuck-face, the Box!
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His mind of man, a secret makes I meet him with a start he carries a circumference in which I have no part.
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I called the rooster Dick, after you.
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I had one word for him, and it started with an "ass" and ended in "hole.
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The balls it took to proclaim a creative profession, the narcissism.
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Releasing sperm into the vagina of a twenty-four-year-old does not a father make,
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How can we describe the most exalted experience of our physical lives [sex], as if-jack, wrench, hubcap, and nuts-we were describing the changing of a flat tire?
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We ought to call it something,' said Banokles thoughtfully. 'We can't just keep calling it "that big bastard horse". It ought to have a name.' 'What do you suggest?' - 'Arse Face.
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body, and I wasn't sure I
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The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.
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The softest of stuff in the world, penetrates quickly the hardest, insubstantial, it enters where there is no room ...
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I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of seaman. And then call me up on the homophone and read it to me.
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It's a penis not an introduction to the president.
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A good surgeon needs courage for which a good pair of balls is a prerequisite,
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I was a professor of penis, a connoisseur of cock, a devotee of dick, an epicure of erections. I had made it my life's work to worship the male member. And what a member this one was.