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shoulders. Later, he'd
What has three eyes,
three nipples and two assholes?
...a man within the breast...
It takes more than balls to be a woman. It takes ovaries.
Penetrates your iris, tenderest of sphincters,
I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.
Details are always vulgar
Dylan Quinn's knickers,
What the fuck, what the fucking, bloody devil-shit, what in the name of Satan's swollen cock was that?
of a musket ball embedded in his
Like most men, I'm a life support system for a phallus.
cast-iron erection, on
Pain gettin' cum spackle out of your pubes once it dries solid, you know.
Skin-that smooth plump sweetly fragrant sac upon which life scrawls the record of our failures and exhaustion
It's an erectoral vote.... it doesn't mean dick.
Puny human body, my ass!
You may think the thing dangling between a guy's legs is his most sensitive part, but it's not. It's his precious ego. Never forget that, Allie.
My heart." It's a stupid come on, but I'm a girl. I can get away with it.
we all have phalluses and urethras
I forgot my balls," Lucas said coming over.
"Your what?"
"My balls. Apparently I left them in this room somewhere, because otherwise I'd have had them in your office in order to tell you that you're full of shit," Lucas replied.
A pox on both his testicles! (Esperetta)
When everything else is gone, balls are all any of us really have left. The question is: are yours made of flesh and blood, or steel?
I want to give myself a ridiculous nickname. Something like "Knuckle Cock," only not so flowery and romantic sounding.
Speak from the balls, not from the diaphram.
A knick-knack is a thing that sits on top of a whatnot.
It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,
Pompous worm-faced snob-head camel turd.
That wouldn't fit my right testicle
Underpants! Underpants!
The butt is a good option,
I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd feel naked in public without it.
Madox, what is the name of that hollow at the base of a woman's neck? At the front. Here. What is it, does it have an official name? That hollow about the size of an impress of your thumb?"
Madox watches me for a moment through the noon glare.
"Pull yourself together," he mutters.
testosterone flowing out of him like a leaking drum on a construction site.
When you got right down to it, my dick was the one organ that hadn't presented itself to my consciousness through pain,
It must be a male thing to talk about playing with balls.
Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,
A parcel of country boobies
Letter to My Boner
You know what circumcision is, Private?
So I reached down into my workbasket, took my wee knife from its sheath, and went for his balls,
If he's after sledge I'd say he's a bottom, and a very sore one if he succeeds , cos your bro looks like he's got a third leg down there, it's so fucking huge. Got an eyeful once when I walked in on him while he was showering ...
What's the handle, Zock?
A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.'
Whither thou know'est thy ass from thy elbow
What part of the choco-cornet is the 'head'?
If a man does not use his member it grows smaller and smaller until one day he wants to piss and cannot find it.
Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.
That thing has a name?
The thing inside him that was so tiny and so fucking big at the same time.
Men like to share outrageous stories with one another - embellishing the keenness of our instincts and exaggerating the metallic compounds that make up our genitalia, or "brass balls" as they say.
Circumcision , that's all I've ever talked about.
What's got your jockstrap in a wad? (Abbie)
misbegotten cockwaffle.
Underworld butt.
sucking on a football.
A woman's posterior is the key to my heart.
Enough talk about Brandon's dick.
I meant of course the whole portentous scrimmage of sex itself, the act of penetration which could lead a man to despair for the sake of a creature with two breasts and le croissant as the picturesque Levant slang has it.
a misbegotten cockwaffle.
My crotch is like scrambled eggs
peccadillo. So far as my observation goes, men
It's a four-letter word for a part of the human anatomy but it's not m-i-n-d.
One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified.
What is a man's soul made of that a woman's is not?
of his fingers and the little egg
The masks. that men have as faces, the outward shells they hold up for others to see while their minds shift in hidden directions. Discard 2
Cioran, bureaucratic heart of the Empire. Or if not heart, kidney. Maybe small bowel.
It is a poore Center of a Mans Actions, Himselfe.
Balls are to men what purses are to women.
They get this little nubbin of a penis," Dr. Karpman said. And no one, he said, likes having a nubbin.
You might not have a dick, but you have balls.
What the fuck is a scone?
It's Irish, I think, for stale bread.
The male prostate gland was a mysterious and wonderful thing.
Boss, it's not right to joke around about a man's ... Did you call it a peeper?
It is Chastity, my brother. She that has that is clad in complete steel.
I guess since the groin is the center of a guy's world, he rarely guesses it isn't the center of yours.
The wealthiest and most popular boy at the circumcision school.
Confucius say man who get kicked in testicles left holding bag.
What is meant by 'nut bag'? Is that a testicular reference or merely the identification of a satchel of cashews or pecans?
The scab is a traitor to his God, his mother, and his class.
Between his legs was his enormous cock - mmm, even at half-mast Markus was huge, with a thick shaft and long length most men would envy. His balls were large and meaty - so lickable.
Oh my God. I kneed him in the wiener. And oh my frigging God, it was like stone.
What's going on with you and Horny Nut Sac?" "Who?" "Randy Balls. Come on. Spill it. He's clearly had his face in your beaver.
Manly? And what would a kid like you know about manly? Have you even started shaving yet?"
"Only my balls, sir.
a towering mass of lust-provoking maleness.
The Box, shuck-face, the Box!
His mind of man, a secret makes I meet him with a start he carries a circumference in which I have no part.
I called the rooster Dick, after you.
I had one word for him, and it started with an "ass" and ended in "hole.
The balls it took to proclaim a creative profession, the narcissism.
Releasing sperm into the vagina of a twenty-four-year-old does not a father make,
How can we describe the most exalted experience of our physical lives [sex], as if-jack, wrench, hubcap, and nuts-we were describing the changing of a flat tire?
We ought to call it something,' said Banokles thoughtfully. 'We can't just keep calling it "that big bastard horse". It ought to have a name.' 'What do you suggest?' - 'Arse Face.
body, and I wasn't sure IBody-- Belle Aurora
The buttocks are the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body because they are non-functional. Although they conceal an essential orifice, these pointless globes are as near as the human form can ever come to abstract art.
The softest of stuff in the world, penetrates quickly the hardest, insubstantial, it enters where there is no room ...
I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of seaman. And then call me up on the homophone and read it to me.
It's a penis not an introduction to the president.
A good surgeon needs courage for which a good pair of balls is a prerequisite,
I was a professor of penis, a connoisseur of cock, a devotee of dick, an epicure of erections. I had made it my life's work to worship the male member. And what a member this one was.