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Lorenzo Gambini, I presume? Or would you prefer to be called - "
"Sir," I cut in before he can say Scar. "You can call me sir, if it gives you the tingles. Otherwise, let's just stick with Gambini.
No one brushes my hair as well as the wind.
Wanda Bone Bouvier had that thing that makes a hound leap against its cage. It ws a quality that was partly a bonus from nature and partly learned from cheesecake calendars and Tanya Tucker albums.
LICKSPITTLE, n. A useful functionary, not infrequently found editing a newspaper ... the lickspittle is only the blackmailer under another aspect, although the latter is frequently found as an independent species.
Vacuuming is great. I do the laundry. I love washing machines. I'm the maid in my house.
Invest in a feather duster - the possibilities are endless.
Got a new pup. He is half griffon. The other half is mistake.
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is.
(Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.)
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her
over and over
until at last the cleaning woman
scares it by yelling:
"Motherfucker!
for cleanliness, that's a dirty
Someone should take a vacuum cleaner to his sentences.
Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.
You managed to get him a duster, but you couldn't find me a pair of jeans?
good-natured groom on
A very scurvy fellow.
Dirt is a great respecter of persons; it lets you alone when you are well dressed, but as soon as your collar is gone it flies towards you from all directions.
On the mound is Randy Jones, the left-hander with the Karl Marx hairdo.
I came up the old-fashioned way - tea boy, cutter, focus-puller, cinematographer - but I wasn't myself old-fashioned.
The person who sweeps the floor should choose the broom.
Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair.
Grandma Harken was sharpening her garden shears. Her hands slowed on the file and she said finally, "He'll get in trouble and he'll figure it out. Best to do it without us standing over him. It's the only way anybody ever learns to clean up after themselves.
What would Scobby-Doo?
He [Mr. Snagsby] is a mild, bald, timid man with a shining head and a scrubby clump of black hair sticking out at the back. He tends to meekness and obesity.
Jeeves."
"Sir?"
"Are you busy just now?"
"No, sir."
"I mean, not doing anything in particular?"
"No, sir. It is my practice at this hour to read some improving book; but, if you desire my services, this can easily be postponed, or, indeed, abandoned altogether.
It's called Seflish, which is fitting
President of the Society for Creative Anachronisms.
O honorable strumpet
Finch picked up one of the ancient fax-mags and brought it over to me.
"I don't need anything to read," I said. "I'll just sit here and eavesdrop along with you."
"I thought you might sit on the mag," he said. "It's extremely difficult to get soot out of chintz.
Canine homeland security at work.
What is the English for 'Refreshing towelette'?
Bug on the wall.
Ive decided to sell my Hoover ... well, it was just collecting dust.
Adrian: Do you smell that?"
Sydney: "I smell the paint, and ... wait ... is that pine?"
Adrian: "Damn straight. Pine-scented cleaner. As in, I cleaned. With these hands, these hands that don't do manual labor.
Guards! Summon the holy kitty litter! Mr. Scruffy demands poopsies!
I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, but now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips.
He must be provided with a claque. It will be your task, Jeeves,
Filthy, mucky tools: filthy, mucky work. Clean, beautiful tools: clean, beautiful work.
Dog diggity Cedric Diggory - you are a doggy dynamo.
It would be a librarian.
Sassy the basset hound sat up on the seat and yawned. Her tongue rolled into a long bologna canoe. She did a little shuffle on her front paws and snorted. Maybe it was a friendly greeting. Maybe she was having a doggie coronary.
Fritz, the doggen butler, presented him with a barf bag at exactly the right moment. A barf bag. A hospital-grade, bright-green barf bag. As
Are you out of your princely wits?
What's he? Let me have his beard sawed off and his eyebrows filed more civil!
The smylere with the knyf under the cloke.
One of the great joys in life is having ones hair brushed.
Meow, Meow, Motherfucker.
It's with my brush that I make love.
There is a type of girl who, while incapable of cleaning her bedroom even at knife point, will fight for the privilege of being allowed to spend the day shoveling manure in a stable.
The head-master made a
Once a guy stood all day shaking bugs from his hair.
If I were you, I'd clear those cobwebs out because there isn't a shop-vac out there strong enough to handle that job.
Snarling like a chainsaw trying to sing opera
What is another name for a Thesaurus?
Now, Rowsby Woof was the man's dog; and he was the most objectionable, malicious, disgusting brute that ever licked a man's hand. He
La Griffe, "The Claw." Simple and small. The index finger goes through the hole near the blade. Favored by climbers and boaters.
that fucking motherfucker
There's nothing my housekeeper does that I can't do - and maybe better!
What kind of human person has a favorite eraser?
A burnt broom that has had enough, and refuses to burn further ...
More powerful than his own gas, able to leap park benches at a single bound - it's Cyber Hound!
I like messy. What fun is tidy?
My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat all the crap off the floor.
Just trying to get a visual of you on the beach in Spain ...
How's that working out for you?
Pretty spiffy.
Spiffy? Did you just say spiffy?
I typed it actually. You got something against spiffy?
A man is worked on by what he works on.
engineer finishes
Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts.
A scab'd horse cannot abide the comb.
I'm working on the world, revised, improved edition, featuring fun for fools blues for brooders, combs for bald pates, tricks for old dogs.
A mist rises from a nearby mound. It could be me, that mist, or simply the caretaker's mower-dust. If the breeze blows just right, I'll ghost your solid, entwine your hair. Promise me you won't shampoo, but carry me along, tiny dust-particles of me.
Censor: A self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people's business.
Semper Fi! MotherFucker!
Some people are in charge of pens who shouldn't be in charge of brooms.
Get me a broom. I'll sweep my own office.
Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.
row of stitches.
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
So the question is ... You wanna be a Scruffian or not?
a chap who's supposed to stop chaps pinching things from chaps having a chap come along and pinch something from him.
what would you call this haircut?"
arthur.
The weasel under the cocktail cabinet.
I shall call him Tufty.
MACDUFF That way the noise is. Tyrant, show thy face! If thou beest slain, and with no stroke of mine, My wife and children's ghosts will haunt me still.
You got a better word for a guy who's swept my chimney five times in one night?
-Dr. Jack Francisco
Marshall Shafter ... kept pasted in his desk drawer a piece of paper he looked at from time to time to remind himself of something. It said, A fool can put on his own clothes better than wise man can do it for him.
Penis? Cock? Dick? Wood? Schlong? Womb broom? Clam hammer? Yogurt slinger?
Creighton tried to smile again. The result fit him like panty hose on a mastiff.
Why, the top-notch gentleman visits his hatter every few days just to have his hat ironed!
The stitch ripper is your friend. Be one with the stitch ripper...
Whoa! If I'm gonna be a doorman, I gonna be the mos sabotagin doorman ever guarded a plantation. Ooo-wee. The cotton fiel be burn to the groun before I'm through."
Watch out, Jones. Don be getting yourself in no trouble."
Whoa!
Our production manager, Rebecca, sews outfits for her cat Jack. I'm not sure why. I guess she was just sitting around one day and thought, "Fuck this shit, I'm forty and single, time Jack had a Peter Pan costume.
A matriarch who considers powerful sneezes as noise disruptions worthy of eviction.
I like a good pompadour.
There is great satisfaction in a well-made clean tool that does its work well.
The creator had nothing to do with her rescue." "Yeah, he should have cried, thank the Flea!" Quain said. "Ooh, I like. We should use it all the time," Loren added. They tried out variations of it as they headed inside with Flea trotting behind them. "Guess
first four letters, and used to write them out
The concierge was a snapper who was over the hill and down a disused mine-shaft. Her hair was every bit as natural as a parade goose-stepping down the Wilhelmstrasse, and she'd evidently been wearing a boxing-glove when she's applied the crimson lipstick to her paperclip of a mouth.
A less popular name for the Second Person of that delectable newspaper Trinity, the Roomer, the Bedder, and the Mealer.
A consultant: someone brought in to build a one-handled wheelbarrow.
'Mullygrubber' is an Australian term which means something that creeps along the ground; it's like a little grub.
The Scientist - with capital letters and no smile.