Discover the most popular and inspiring quotes and sayings on the topic of Shanker. Share them with your friends on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, and let the world be inspired by their powerful messages. Here are the Top 100 Shanker Quotes And Sayings by 89 Authors including Melanie Harlow,Patrick Rothfuss,James Dashner,Lili St. Crow,Neal Shusterman for you to enjoy and share.
I won't compare him unfavorably to Fucker,
I don't speak fluent bumpkin...
I'm gonna kill you, shuck-face!
Shanks moaned, stirring. "You broke my nuts"
So that was what my elbow had hit. "Sorry." My voice cracked.
Nice socks" - Neal Shusterman
A banty-rooster sort of guy, the kind that likes to pick fights, especially when the odds are all their way.
Call me 'Tuk-Tuk', and keep saying it, but remember I am the captain of Pakistan.
Smee?
What Cap'n?
You are a supreme idjit.
Aye cap'n.
Cockmotherhumpershitpissbodoinkeewacker,
Shitting fucking bastard! Fuck off you massive cockwank!' - Misty Meanor, during a particularly stressful encounter.
Stuart Davises he
Mr. Ryker is fucking hot. Thick, bulging muscles worthy of a romance novel cover, long legs, big hands, a whole sleeve of floral tattoos. Yeah. Flowers. Fucking flowers on this man's massive bicep. He looks like he could crush a tree trunk with those long fingers.
Hickory dickory dock my daddy's nuts from shellshock.
Some genius of the South
With blood-hot eyes and cane-lipped scented mouth,
Surprised in making folk-songs from soul sounds.
A Redskin is a football player.
Philo Vance / Needs a kick in the pance.
Tristram Shandy may perhaps go on a little longer, but we will not follow him. With all his drollery there is a sameness of extravagance which tires us. We have just a succession of Surprise, surprise, surprise.
alter kocker like me. Street-word is Hal hired Coral
The Sugar Frosted Nutsack is dizzyingly brilliant. Mark Leyner is a hyperkinetic shaman, who flies the banner of rum and candy and writes like a one-eyed feral bandit. His new book is supremely original, delirious and synapse-shattering.
Listen, Ryker. I'm giving you an easy out here. Take it," she snapped.
"I don't want out."
Her head jerked. "Casual sex doesn't work for me any longer."
"There ain't nothin' casual about our sex, and you know it.
Hatter, my love, we never got a chance to say good-bye.
Weaver
Wade Dooley: With a handle like that he sounds more like a western sheriff than the Lancashire bobby that he is.
Honey, I'm a cocksucker, what are you?
You!" Skeet bellowed. When uttered with just the right tone, this is the universal name for any boy. Accordingly, all heads snapped towards the angry master.
They will put that on my gravestone. 'Here lies Tinker, her heart was in the right place, but her foot was in her mouth and god knows where her brain went.
Who's Kreacher?"
"The house-elf who lives here," said Ron. "Nutter. Never met one like him."
"He is not a nutter," said Hermione.
"His life's ambition is to have his head cut off and stuck up on a plaque like his mother", said Ron. "Is that normal, Hermione?
#Victory #Monopoly #I'mAwinner
Fluke me, Murdstone.
Carter-headed chicken.
An alkie in full defiant
Shanna, my love, the bargain is fulfilled. But what, then, of the vows we exchanged?
The sort of lad I am looking for is a kid who will nutmeg Kevin Keegan in training, then step aside him in the corridor
Emil Drukker, the Head-hunter of Cologne.
Bruckner he is my man!
better than Sherman.
Jackson Rathbone - he is a prankster. Constantly scaring people from behind, stuff like that.
His hair - cut your fucking hair already, you're not Alan Rickman - was lank.
Gotta admit, I wasn't committed to the task," Ryker confessed. "But for a bitch in a tight tee with a great rack who makes twelve layer cakes and likes drunk sex, I'll step it up," he offered.
You really are one mad Irish motherfucker.
Who's the Angelfucker now?
Get me out of this," Caine demanded.
Quinn said, "It's not so easy. You should know: you're the scumbag who invented cementing.
I am Calumny Spinks.
Between me and the satin blue sky hangs the hempen noose.
It has swung there in the faintest of breezes, waiting for me, all my life.
That leaves Decker and what's his name, Mr. I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt.
Swing your razor wide! Sweeney, hold it to the skies!
We're gonna rock your world, Tink." Brandon Knight
Earthshaker, Stormbreaker, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God
Fenwick, sitting down to
Garlick maketh a man wynke, drynke, and stynke.
Hey, I have a weird question," I said. "What does it mean if a guy calls you 'bang tidy'?"
Marna snorted. "Sounds like something a dirty wanker would say. Or someone pissing about."
Now it was my turn to snort, because she'd called Kai a wanker.
You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!
It's [Augusta National] a difficult course and it doesn't make it easier when you have three shanks.
Turn yourself over to Aksel, and I might let her go. (Arast)
Yeah, right. And I'm a one-legged dung dealer. (Nykyrian)
To a hammer, every problem is a nail," we said on the team but we called him 'the screwdriver'. We were confronted with stubborn nails and we needed a sledgehammer.
My name's Jet Steele.
The squealing little arse-gerbil.
I'm not him, I'm not the turncloak, he died at Winterfell. My name is Reek, It rhymes with freak
Mr. Roark, we're alone here. Why don't you tell me what you think of me? In any words you wish. No one will hear us." "But I don't think of you." Toohey
Malavika Vishwanath. Don't try to say it you'll just piss me off.
Squeej? What kind of name was that for a pilot?
You're the shuckiest shuck-faced shuck there ever was.
He's the meanest one. We call him..Byrd the Turd
Then there was Micah Jenkins, the Captain of Troop K, a gentle and courteous South Carolinian, on whom danger acted like wine. In action he was a perfect gamecock.
Thou man of scruffy looks, thou who heard'st nerfs, Thou fool-born wimpled roughhewn waste waste of flesh!
See! I just kicked Stan!!!
Michael Steele! You be da man! You be da man!
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
Ronan Lynch - dreamer of dreams, fighter of men, skipper of classes - might
Gilderoy Lockhart
Gilly Gilleshpee
Who is the man who can call from the back door at night: "Here, Champion Alexander of Clane o' Wind-Holme! Here, Champion Alexander of Clane o' Wind-Holme"?
I had to laugh. "Come on, Scooby Doo. Let see what're made of."
Ank scoffed dryly. "I'm made of chicken shit." he bobs his head to the side. "That's what I'm made of.
A distinctly ordinary player of extraordinary dirtiness.
Game On, Motherfucker.....
That's some f***ing doorman you've got there, Ms. Shugak.
The only good Rook is a working Rook!
GILDEROY LOCKHART T
Ladies & Gentelman, the man who tought William Kennedy Smith everything he knows about dating, Sweet Stan Lane!
Klunk's another word for poo. Poo makes a klunk sound when it falls in our pee pots.
A NOTE FROM RYKE Fuck off.
None of the great players has been so incomprehensible to the majority of amateurs and even masters, as Emanuel Lasker.
Perry Johansson.
The unexpected is our normal routine. Commander Riker
John the Skrull: (as Merlyn) "Here, listen. It's me, Merlyn, the magic man. There's no need for all this conflict, like. I command you to
"
Tink: "Suck my tits, you fairy fuckers!"
John the Skrull: "I was going to say 'give peace a chance' ...
James Salter is a consummate storyteller. His manners are precise and elegant; he has a splendid New York accent; he runs his hands through his gray hair and laughs boyishly.
She's a wolf. Get it right, crap for brains. Tink's knickers, you have got to be the stupidest lunker I've ever lit on.
With Angela drawn to the hangdog look and Malachy lonely after three months in jail, there was bound to be a knee-trmbler.
A knee-trmbler is the act itself done up against a wall, man and woman up on their toes, straining so hard their knees tremble with the excitement that's in it.
Are you the conker whisperer or something?"
He grinned and dropped his spare one to the ground. "I am the whisperer of many things."
"Yeah. Bullshit. You're the whisperer of bullshit.
You're not dirty, or bad, or wrong, or anything that ass of a father told you," he whispered, kissing the swell of her breast. "I honestly don't know what you are."
"Ryker, please."
"Except mine.
Just call me Sassenach.
Roland G. Fryer Jr., while discussing his names research on a radio show, took a call from a black woman who was upset with the name just given to her baby niece. It was pronounced shuh-TEED but was in fact spelled "Shithead.
'Shkoff' is to eat. 'Shkiaff' is to slap. Like, 'Gettouttahere I'm gonna give you a couple of shkiaffs,' or, 'Forget presentation, just shkiaff the food onto the plate.'
some evil old ruffian of a Dog-stealer
I wish you'd be quiet," I muttered. "I also wish we had snowshoes." "You'd need Uller for that," said the goat. "Who?" "The god of snowshoes," said Otis. "He invented them. Also archery and ... I don't know, other stuff.
And this is Nymphadora-"
"Don't call me Nymphadora, Remus," said the young witch with a shudder. "It's Tonks."
"-Nymphadora Tonks, who prefers to be known by her surname only," finished Lupin.
"So would you if your fool of a mother had called you 'Nymphadora,' " muttered Tonks.
I forget it's Shane Warne and just think of him as any old bowler lobbing down a lump of leather.
May "the Meatball" Wexler.
Nymphadora Tonks, who prefers to be known by her surname only,' finished Lupin.
Shred my beard and call me Ishmael!" the captain shouted. He
Come on out, Cock-a-Doodle! Come see the Colonel. I got eleven herbs and spices for your ass." Ferrik
neighborhood - his name's pronounced 'Kirry,' but it's spelt 'C-i-r-e.'