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A successful razor can be made on the principles of the Gillette patent ... and the advance of anything known can be reached.
Out of all the medical advancements in human history I'm still most in awe of that tiny little piece of toilet paper that can stop a gushing razor cut in its tracks.
He who knows how to shave the razor, will know how to erase the eraser.
I must to the barber's, monsieur, for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face.
Why don't you swallow razor blades?
Am I really not worth shaving for?
Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'
The Razor's Edge,
A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them.
I didn't even know how to shave at 15.
How many times does a man have to shave before his chin gets the message?
A common greeting was 'Well, Gillette, how's the razor?' If I had been technically trained, I would have quit.
I have shaved my head. My flowing locks are now quite a bit shorter.
The razorous shoulder blades sawing under the pale skin.
Babies haven't any hair; Old men's heads are just as bare; between the cradle and the grave lie a haircut and a shave.
What a lot of hairy-faced men there are around nowadays.
I really like the ritual of shaving. I like getting the perfect brush and finding the right sandalwood soap. The act of shaving, though, is not fun. I like beards and the ease of them.
You can shave my head if you need to; it doesn't bother me.
Every woman should shave her head once in her life, to experience what it feels like.
I hate being clean-shaven. My daughter gets very upset if I shave and says, 'Bring back the spikes, Dad.'
I like that best as I am so hairy.Hairy-- Ben Affleck
What is it with you women? You come into out lives, you take everythin'! Throughtout the years you got little peces of me, of my very soul, and now? Now you got my damn straight razor! How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even shave? - Billy-Ray Sanguine
Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
I hate cutting my wrists while shaving
To this day, my haircut is the number two clippers, which I apply to myself every month.
A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice.
Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?
I shaved this morning for precisely that reason. I was like, 'Well, you never know when someone is going to clamp down on your calf and try to suck out the snake poison.
Pageboy haircut, and I hadn't even bothered to, like, brush it. Furthermore,
A pink razor is like a mouse, where ever it is the pussy will follow.
Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over that things go wrong.
Growth of human hair is the absolute blessing for a barber
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?
Shaving my head was a millennium ritual, to not let it pass as just another New Year's Eve. A lot has happened to me in the last couple of years, personally and spiritually. I wanted to mark it for myself.
I don't feel like me unless I have my hair shaved. So even when I'm an old lady, I'm going to have it.
I'm very neurotic about shaving. I shave first thing in the morning before a shoot, and if I have dinner that night, I have to shave again.
I have to shave every day. If I don't, it's sort of like going to bed without brushing your teeth for me - but I'm a crazy person so maybe that's why.
Experience has taught me, when I am shaving of a morning, to keep watch over my thoughts, because, if a line of poetry strays into my memory, my skin bristles so that the razor ceases to act.
I must to the barber's, mounsieur; for methinks I am marvellous hairy about the face; and I am such a tender ass, if my hair do but tickle me I must scratch.
I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.
They prospect of seeing oneself in the mirror clean-shaven is too close to a Vincent Price film ... a prospect not to be contemplated, no matter the compensation.
She'd wanted to completely shave her head: I don't want long hair, I don't want short hair, I don't want hair at all, and I don't want to be a girl or a boy, I want to be a yellow and orange leaf some little kid picks up and pastes in his scrapbook.
Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.
I'm obsessed with the Clarisonic brush. It actually makes you feel like you've had a facial. It helps prevent ingrown hairs after shaving, too.
I'm a T-shirt-and-jeans-with-combat-boots guy. And if I don't have to shave, I don't.
himself, then according to the sign he should be one of those he does not shave. On the other hand,
A good picture, any picture, has to be bristling with razor blades.
My brother and my dad always used to shave their hair, and I remember thinking, 'Why can't I do the same?'
Now that I'm 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, "I don't know who you are, stranger, but I'm gonna shave you anyway".
I shaved my head about 15 years ago and the first time I shaved it, I started running my hand through my hair and it was very therapeutic.
There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard.
I don't know how people do this waxing thing. Now I just have all these bumpy ingrown hairs.
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.
Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.
Though it's a small price to pay, shaving my head has opened more doors than I ever thought possible.
You can't shave a cat with a shoe.
What is it with you women?" he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you got little pieces of me, of my very SOUL, and NOW? Now you got my damn straight razor! How am I supposed to kill people? How am I supposed to even SHAVE?
Grooming is the secret of real elegance. The best clothes, the most wonderful jewels, the most glamorous beauty don't count without good grooming.
I shave my body probably once a week, maybe twice a week on the arms, just to keep it fresh.
The shaven head and the man in white pants and the black woolen
A hairbrush.
Khalil died over a fucking hairbrush.
For a fifteen-year-old who doesn't even shave yet, you're sure carrying a lot of baggage around.
The practice of shaving makes its first appearance in the Bible in connection with the story of Joseph, who as a young man was sold by his brothers into slavery in Egypt, where he was subsequently imprisoned on false charges.
I stepped out of the bathroom in a black dress and hot pink heels.
America whistled. "Hot damn, Mama!"
I smiled in appreciation, and Travis held out his hand. "Nice legs."
"Did I mention that it's a magic razor?"
"I don't think it's the razor," he smiled, pulling me out the door.
I try to shave at night so my skin has a chance to settle by the early morning call-time.
I really try to spend as little time as possible on grooming. I think if you have a good moisturizer and a solid razor to clean up the beard, you're golden.
People shave their heads all the time.
The Brazilian bikini wax is torture. To show a little appreciation, you could trim your nose hair. And your nut sack.
It's an honor to be a part of Magic Shave as their new ambassador. One of the problems that some African-American men have with shaving is razor bumps. Magic Shave is perfect because once you eliminate the razor, you eliminate the bumps, and it's so easy to use.
I don't advise a haircut, man. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Hairs are your aerials. They pick up signals from the cosmos, and transmit them directly into the brain. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight.
If my hair gets any frizzier, I'll shave it to the scalp. Or light it on fire. Whichever is easier.
By accepting out Lord Jesus Christ as my personal shaver, I stooped myself from bumming in jell.
A fecking flamethrower! Why didn't I think of that? Best I came up with was a measly hair dryer.
You save 15 more minutes of sleep if you are a man and you don't have to shave.
A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.
I am a metrosexual and into male grooming - I moisturise, I exfoliate.
I heard of a man who had a razor made of Valyrian steel. He cut his head off trying to shave.
I read somewhere that how we shave in the morning has its own philosophy, too. Otherwise, we couldn't survive.
I hope you won't mind, because I haven't shaved since this morning, but I'm going to take you round the next quiet corner and kiss you.
Hairy Mammal whaddya want
Not to get too deep on shaving my mustache, but it was kind of symbolic of, 'This is a moment of liberation, a chance to reinvent yourself.' That's kind of what I did.
What is that hair? So yesterday.
I'm one of those low-maintenance people - let's get it done and get going. It's not that painful to wax, but ... I don't have time for it - just give me the razor.
Again, do you call those men leisured who spend many hours at the barber's simply to cut whatever grew overnight, to have a serious debate about every separate hair, to tidy up disarranged locks or to train thinning ones from the sides to lie over the forehead?
What is the English for 'Refreshing towelette'?
Paul went to his room, gathered clean clothes and headed down the hall to the shower. He made it quick, but clean. He shaved. Then he thought, I am shaving - why? To be smooth cheeked when I pass out?
Get a in clothes dryer with Magic Johnson and some razorblades.
A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.
I shaved the back of my head once and did the asymmetrical hair.
Don't shave my head to make your wig of selfishness. Shave it because you care.
Getting older means you don't have to shave your legs anymore.
Why do you hold a razor in one hand?
So men remember that I am sharp as any edge.
And why do you hold broken glass in the other?
So men remember that I am always watching.
The beautiful uncut hair of graves.
Would you carry a razor, in case, just in case of depression?
When I'm clean-shaven and bathed, I look like a lawyer.
Legs shaved?"
I nodded
"Other ... things ... shaved?"
"As much as they are ever going to be, yes, now move on." That was where I drew the line of this conversation.
nineties Ross Gellar hair.
Put a love note in his shaving kit before he leaves on a business trip.
In the beginning of my career, I read an article about the reason that men always look five years younger than women is because they shave.