Discover the most popular and inspiring quotes and sayings on the topic of Shit. Share them with your friends on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, and let the world be inspired by their powerful messages. Here are the Top 100 Shit Quotes And Sayings by 95 Authors including Louise Rennison,Deyth Banger,J.r. Rim,Maya Banks,James K. Morrow for you to enjoy and share.
I can't believe the poo-osity of my life! -- Louise Rennison
Bullshit, after every shit you say... you keep saying shit. Please stop! -- Deyth Banger
This moment is history. -- J.r. Rim
You know what? Fuck you man. Cant believe you'd come in here like this, especially after all we had to say in the office today. -- Maya Banks
Sleep well, gentlemen, for tomorrow we become connoisseurs of shite. -- James K. Morrow
What a fucking joke. -- Aravind Adiga
Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe. -- James Patterson
... cheer the fuck up and eat your burger. -- Robert Galbraith
Go happen someplace else. -- Adeara Allyne
It's official: we're fucked. -- Manel Loureiro
Shit is another useful word. Also very common. For example, pleasantly surprised? You say 'No shit?' You think someone tells you tales, you scoff 'You're shitting me.' You find something you like very much, you exclaim 'That's good shit! -- Jane Yolen
Everything after Star Wars is shit. -- Aleksandar Hemon
You must change your life. -- Rainer Maria Rilke
When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves. -- Wally Lewis
Don't you know that nobody can make you be shit? You can only let it happen. -- Juxian Tang
It's time to climb off our high horses and step into the shit. -- Brian K. Vaughan
Get shitfaced, then face the shit. -- David Levithan
Good riddance to bad rubbish. -- Rodman Philbrick
Just because you have to eat shit doesn't mean you have to become shit. -- Paige Dearth
I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!! -- John Cena
Oh well, whatever, nevermind. -- Kurt Cobain
Mother... fucker... -- V.e Schwab
Time needs another minute. -- Sly Stone
Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. -- Rahm Emanuel
Shit down your computer, and restart. -- Claire Chilton
That shit stops now. -- Maya Banks
Save it fucker. I'm gonna slit you open and gut you like a fish and pull out your insides. I'm going to show you the black stuff inside your belly, and then I'm gonna make you eat it. -- Brian Keene
I'm going to shit in your lungs for this. -- Warren Ellis
I ain't shit! I ain't shit! shouts your brain, and this place proves the point. -- Daniel Woodrell
Crap. I was a lying chicken. -- Lauren Myracle
Believe this, Bitch. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
What a fucking mess I am. -- Monica Murphy
Shut your damn mouth. -- Nick Offerman
Over. Done. Gone. -- Wen Spencer
Reminder: Dump Brains and Bowels in Hazmat Bin! -- J.r. Rain
SHIT, OR GET OFF THE POT -- Rupert Murdoch
Don't shit where you eat. -- Emma Chase
Crap on a stick. -- Cameo Renae
You don't spell it, son. You eat it. -- John Hughes
Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way. -- Tara Sivec
Okay, woman. Spit that canary out and wipe those feathers off your chin. What the heck happened to you? Last night you were crying over a laxative commercial on TV. -- Katherine Allred
The shit is *not* the shit (this was Mo's mantra,) the *pigeon* is the shit. -- Zadie Smith
One more thing, one more time. -- Josh Sundquist
Surrender. Surrender. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
SSDD Same Shit Different Day -- Stephen King
I should like to take this opportunity to name you Sherlock and point out that there is no shit. -- Kevin Hearne
Shit on your whole mortifying, imaginary, and symbolic theater! -- Gilles Deleuze
its alright
its alright
its alright -- U2
Oh, fucking fuckery, -- C.d. Reiss
Only poetry isn't shit. -- Roberto Bolano
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face. -- Frank Zappa
Been there, done that, seen it, heard it, pissed on it. -- Billy Corgan
Yesterday is gone. -- Penelope Douglas
Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello. -- Ed Wood
The word came into her mind just as quickly as it had done yesterday. "Crap." She hadn't been able to hold it back then - it had flown out of her mouth like an angry and hotheaded little swallow, and in a flash it had changed into a big cloud. -- Hakan Nesser
You little shit, you remembered -- Penelope Ward
If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, somewhere between 'shit' and 'syphilis'. -- Etienne
Wow. And there it is. Your inner asshole just bled through. -- Jus Accardo
You are four years old. You have to shit in the toilet. This is not one of those negotiations where we'll go back and forth and find a middle ground. This ends with you shitting in a toilet. -- Justin Halpern
LIFE is a shit, So we are taking it... -- Rajesh
The Indian peasant is the world's champion shitter. Stacks of chappaties and mounds of mustard leaf-mash down the hatch twice a day; stacks of shit a.m. and p.m. -- Khushwant Singh
Oh, how daily life is. -- Jules Laforgue
You can't go do stupid shit like that. -- Richelle Mead
Do you want me to swear this time? Yes. Well, crap. -- James Patterson
The shit is going to hit the fan in a big way -- Jodi Ellen Malpas
These words are vomit. -- Tahereh Mafi
Eat it up asshole my vengeance will come.And you will bleed. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
Lets go eat a God damn snack -- Rex Ryan
Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter. -- Nenia Campbell
Then the shit hit the fan. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
Ease up, the play is over. -- Horace Greeley
My world is falling apart. -- Laurie Faria Stolarz
One more thing ... -- Steve Jobs
Excrement happens. -- Lois Greiman
You miserable vomitous mass, -- William Goldman
Oh holy mother of fuck. This was bad -- Sierra Dean
The ballgame is over ... in this inning. -- Jerry Coleman
Get tae fuck, son. -- Mark Wilson
Inside my head, I shit my pants. -- Max Allan Collins
Everything is s*** because we lost. -- Ronald Koeman
Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego. -- Donald Glover
Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn tea -- Cid_
I emit, I hiss a rather tired and gentle word like "shit", then tear this page from the machine. it's your. -- Charles Bukowski
Who shit in your coffee this morning?"
"And you don't say things like that. You're Ryodan -- Karen Marie Moning
Well that's like, your opinion, man. -- Jeff Bridges
What it is, it is. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
Let me blow that up for you again. -- Colin Powell
I added a fucked-up thought to another fucked-up thought and I created a pile of shit. -- Katie Mcgarry
Forgive yourself. -- Mitch Albom
Go waste your poison on someone else. -- Stephen King
What the hell, I'll just eat some trash. -- Jerry Seinfeld
all hope is gone -- Slipknot
Screw it. Let's do it. -- Richard Branson
You need reminding. -- Jodi Ellen Malpas
Oh for fuck's sake. -- A.e. Via
I deeply regret using such a poor choice of words. -- Harry Reid
Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt -- Jennifer L. Armentrout
He ate in your car? No shit? -- Sarah Dessen
If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." "Sure -- Shannon Stacey
Daddy, you said ass. -- Kimi Flores
