Discover the most popular and inspiring quotes and sayings on the topic of Shit. Share them with your friends on social media platforms like Facebook, Twitter, or your personal blogs, and let the world be inspired by their powerful messages. Here are the Top 100 Shit Quotes And Sayings by 95 Authors including Louise Rennison,Deyth Banger,J.r. Rim,Maya Banks,James K. Morrow for you to enjoy and share.

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I can't believe the poo-osity of my life! -- Louise Rennison
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Bullshit, after every shit you say... you keep saying shit. Please stop! -- Deyth Banger
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This moment is history. -- J.r. Rim
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You know what? Fuck you man. Cant believe you'd come in here like this, especially after all we had to say in the office today. -- Maya Banks
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Sleep well, gentlemen, for tomorrow we become connoisseurs of shite. -- James K. Morrow
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What a fucking joke. -- Aravind Adiga
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Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe. -- James Patterson
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... cheer the fuck up and eat your burger. -- Robert Galbraith
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Go happen someplace else. -- Adeara Allyne
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It's official: we're fucked. -- Manel Loureiro
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Shit is another useful word. Also very common. For example, pleasantly surprised? You say 'No shit?' You think someone tells you tales, you scoff 'You're shitting me.' You find something you like very much, you exclaim 'That's good shit! -- Jane Yolen
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Everything after Star Wars is shit. -- Aleksandar Hemon
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You must change your life. -- Rainer Maria Rilke
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When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves. -- Wally Lewis
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Don't you know that nobody can make you be shit? You can only let it happen. -- Juxian Tang
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It's time to climb off our high horses and step into the shit. -- Brian K. Vaughan
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Get shitfaced, then face the shit. -- David Levithan
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Good riddance to bad rubbish. -- Rodman Philbrick
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Just because you have to eat shit doesn't mean you have to become shit. -- Paige Dearth
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Oh well, whatever, nevermind. -- Kurt Cobain
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Mother... fucker... -- V.e Schwab
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Time needs another minute. -- Sly Stone
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Take your f***ing tampon out and tell me what you have to say. -- Rahm Emanuel
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Shit down your computer, and restart. -- Claire Chilton
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That shit stops now. -- Maya Banks
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Save it fucker. I'm gonna slit you open and gut you like a fish and pull out your insides. I'm going to show you the black stuff inside your belly, and then I'm gonna make you eat it. -- Brian Keene
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I'm going to shit in your lungs for this. -- Warren Ellis
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I ain't shit! I ain't shit! shouts your brain, and this place proves the point. -- Daniel Woodrell
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Crap. I was a lying chicken. -- Lauren Myracle
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Believe this, Bitch. -- Laurell K. Hamilton
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What a fucking mess I am. -- Monica Murphy
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Shut your damn mouth. -- Nick Offerman
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Over. Done. Gone. -- Wen Spencer
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Reminder: Dump Brains and Bowels in Hazmat Bin! -- J.r. Rain
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SHIT, OR GET OFF THE POT -- Rupert Murdoch
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Don't shit where you eat. -- Emma Chase
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Crap on a stick. -- Cameo Renae
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You don't spell it, son. You eat it. -- John Hughes
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Did you see that? The fuck I give. It went that way. -- Tara Sivec
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Okay, woman. Spit that canary out and wipe those feathers off your chin. What the heck happened to you? Last night you were crying over a laxative commercial on TV. -- Katherine Allred
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The shit is *not* the shit (this was Mo's mantra,) the *pigeon* is the shit. -- Zadie Smith
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One more thing, one more time. -- Josh Sundquist
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Surrender. Surrender. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
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SSDD Same Shit Different Day -- Stephen King
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I should like to take this opportunity to name you Sherlock and point out that there is no shit. -- Kevin Hearne
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Shit on your whole mortifying, imaginary, and symbolic theater! -- Gilles Deleuze
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its alright
its alright
its alright -- U2
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Oh, fucking fuckery, -- C.d. Reiss
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Only poetry isn't shit. -- Roberto Bolano
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face. -- Frank Zappa
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Been there, done that, seen it, heard it, pissed on it. -- Billy Corgan
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Yesterday is gone. -- Penelope Douglas
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Really? Worst film you ever saw. Well, my next one will be better. Hello. Hello. -- Ed Wood
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The word came into her mind just as quickly as it had done yesterday. "Crap." She hadn't been able to hold it back then - it had flown out of her mouth like an angry and hotheaded little swallow, and in a flash it had changed into a big cloud. -- Hakan Nesser
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You little shit, you remembered -- Penelope Ward
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If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary, somewhere between 'shit' and 'syphilis'. -- Etienne
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Wow. And there it is. Your inner asshole just bled through. -- Jus Accardo
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You are four years old. You have to shit in the toilet. This is not one of those negotiations where we'll go back and forth and find a middle ground. This ends with you shitting in a toilet. -- Justin Halpern
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LIFE is a shit, So we are taking it... -- Rajesh
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The Indian peasant is the world's champion shitter. Stacks of chappaties and mounds of mustard leaf-mash down the hatch twice a day; stacks of shit a.m. and p.m. -- Khushwant Singh
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Oh, how daily life is. -- Jules Laforgue
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You can't go do stupid shit like that. -- Richelle Mead
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Do you want me to swear this time? Yes. Well, crap. -- James Patterson
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The shit is going to hit the fan in a big way -- Jodi Ellen Malpas
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These words are vomit. -- Tahereh Mafi
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Eat it up asshole my vengeance will come.And you will bleed. -- Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Lets go eat a God damn snack -- Rex Ryan
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Too bad. Game over. Insert new fucking quarter. -- Nenia Campbell
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Then the shit hit the fan. -- John Kenneth Galbraith
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Ease up, the play is over. -- Horace Greeley
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My world is falling apart. -- Laurie Faria Stolarz
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One more thing ... -- Steve Jobs
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Excrement happens. -- Lois Greiman
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You miserable vomitous mass, -- William Goldman
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Oh holy mother of fuck. This was bad -- Sierra Dean
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The ballgame is over ... in this inning. -- Jerry Coleman
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Get tae fuck, son. -- Mark Wilson
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Inside my head, I shit my pants. -- Max Allan Collins
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Everything is s*** because we lost. -- Ronald Koeman
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Took the G out yo waffle, all you got left is your ego. -- Donald Glover
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Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn tea -- Cid_
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I emit, I hiss a rather tired and gentle word like "shit", then tear this page from the machine. it's your. -- Charles Bukowski
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Who shit in your coffee this morning?"
"And you don't say things like that. You're Ryodan -- Karen Marie Moning
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Well that's like, your opinion, man. -- Jeff Bridges
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What it is, it is. -- Lailah Gifty Akita
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Let me blow that up for you again. -- Colin Powell
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I added a fucked-up thought to another fucked-up thought and I created a pile of shit. -- Katie Mcgarry
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Forgive yourself. -- Mitch Albom
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Go waste your poison on someone else. -- Stephen King
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What the hell, I'll just eat some trash. -- Jerry Seinfeld
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all hope is gone -- Slipknot
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Screw it. Let's do it. -- Richard Branson
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You need reminding. -- Jodi Ellen Malpas
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Oh for fuck's sake. -- A.e. Via
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I deeply regret using such a poor choice of words. -- Harry Reid
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Double crap on a cracker the size of my butt -- Jennifer L. Armentrout
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He ate in your car? No shit? -- Sarah Dessen
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If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shit and syphilis in the dictionary." "Sure -- Shannon Stacey
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Daddy, you said ass. -- Kimi Flores