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He even brags about his poops,
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Reminder: Dump Brains and Bowels in Hazmat Bin!
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Can we all just stop being dicks?!
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poxy shitweasel,
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I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!
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Like shit, change happens.
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Excrement happens.
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Such poopitations of the heart as you would not believe.
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Rumors or no, Thomas, if the men strike, we'll see fecal gravity at work like never before. Ain't a man in this room who won't be covered in shit.
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You are my shams.
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Dogs, ye have had your day!
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Jaysus, you must be the most nosey little shite I have ever come across in my bleeding life.
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My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little.
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Christ! Ye scairt the bowels out of me.
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Shite and onions!
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My God, what have we done?
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Oh, sweet peaches and cream, this hurts."

"Child, what have you done to your foot?"

Beth glanced down to see blood dripping from the side of her sandal. "Crap."

"Honey, that's blood. That calls for a shit or a damn or something stronger than crap.
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Mother's tits, Rhys,
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Next time it'll be your nuts.
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Some of life's best moments are during a good bowel movement, and to have that robbed from you, I can't even imagine.
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Shit balls. Oh, look, a bus! What? What was that? You want to throw me under it?
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One year later S
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Fuck you fucks and the fucks you fucked in on!
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- You know what this is?
- Nope
- It's a bowel disruptor. And you are just full of shit.
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when the shit was heading fanwards.
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Did you just make a joke, Tris? We should have you on painkillers more often if your going to start cracking jokes.
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My combat action has commenced ... I've pissed my pants, but only a little.
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Whatever we do, someone is going to take the time to say it's shit.
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Thanks to you, my brother is eating tampons.
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There is nothing quite as unpleasant as wearing a pair of briefs which have been trailed through a Calcutta courtyard. Nothing, that is, except having one's elbows and knees lacerated by unseen slivers of glass and discarded razor blades.
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I ain't shit! I ain't shit! shouts your brain, and this place proves the point.
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Pissing is the least of my talents. You ought to see me shit
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
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- My little brother craps himself."
I laughed. "- Well, maybe it's because he's, like, only one?"
"- Whatever, it's still gross.
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Wow. And there it is. Your inner asshole just bled through.
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I have wasted my hours.
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They can't shit on us," said Alex. "That's really what I'm saying. You can't shit on us anymore." There was a silence. "I just want them to stop shitting on us," said Alex. "OK," I said. "Sorry.
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Yesterday is gone.
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Charis disapproves of crass words like shit. Roz has offered poop, but Charis rejected it as too babyish. Her alimentary canal products? Tony has suggested. No, that sounds too coldly intellectual, said Charis. Her Gifts to the Earth.
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One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.
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Shit spews from your lips as from the ass of a pig.
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I've been thinking with my guts since I was fourteen years old, and frankly speaking, between you and me, I have come to the conclusion that my guts have shit for brains.
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You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
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My stomach aches a new. blasted inconvenience. What do young men have to mark their entry into adulthood? Trousers, that's what. Fine, new trousers. I despise absolutely everyone just now.
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It is a little sad how many nights I have spent waiting for some animal to poop. The
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Rewards, my tender pigpiss.
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Why are we here?", Douglas cried, as poop came out his weiner in a long thin strip, it was weiner-poop, which is the grossest poop of all.
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My face erupts in a shit-eating grin.
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Arse. I find the thought very appealing.
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licks donkey crotch,
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Tell me again how great you are, asshole. Nothing like a steel enema to ruin even your best day. (Fang)
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I shit on all the revolutionary vanguards of this planet
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The cows hovered over the mountain
Creating a huge pooping fountain
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You can't put this possum in a cage
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Oh God. I'm jealous of farts.
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Let's not add projectile vomiting to the list of Awesome Things We Get To Do Today.
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Besties before testes.
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Death's long anabasis.
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a total fucking gas
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We were supposed to be brainstorming. But, unfortunately, my brain was farting.
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It is my duty to voice the sufferings of humankind, the never-ending sufferings heaped mountain high. This is my task, but it is not an easy one to fulfill.
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Let's do it right. This is for the ages.
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Vomit and shit, even your own, stink.
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Wonderful. Last night's dinner, the charred remains of my dignity, and apparently, now, my undergarments, too. What else did I leave on Josh Bennett's bathroom floor?
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When people start talking about their bowel movements, they are inexorable as the processes of which they speak.
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You've got a wonderful way with words, disgusting but wonderful.
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Nincompoops. (Quincy,
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tits. He couldn't handle himself any longer and he put his
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My balls crawl up my throat.
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Crap on a cracker, this was bad.
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...adding to the miseries competing for my attention...
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I asked Doss if she had no regard for appearancs. She said, 'I've been keeping up appearances all my life. Now I'm going in for realities. Appearances can go hang!
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Wat's tes-tees?" inquired a small voice. Jemmy had abandoned his rocks and was looking up at me in profound interest. "Er ... " I said. I glanced round the room in search of aid. "That's Latin for your balls, lad," Roger said gravely, suppressing a grin.
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Crap on a stick.
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Shitness, my sister says, has a momentum that good luck just doesn't have.
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Tomorrow your reputation has to be made again.
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Kind pity chokes my spleen.
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My life spontaneously combusted...
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Oh my fucking god,
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deep shit before,
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There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.
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Shit is the tofu of cursing and can be molded to whichever condition the speaker desires. Hot as shit. Windy as shit. I myself was confounded as shit ...
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Graffiti scratched on a desk of the Barker Street Grammar School in Chamberlain: Carrie White eats shit.
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Taking a dump...blackout
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Swallowed my pride and shit lions.
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You give me dyspepsia, Avaric. You and the beans we had at lunch.
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Great steaming elephant turds!
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Repooping is the purest form of pooping
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Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!
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A heavier task could not have been impos'd,
Than I to speak my griefs unspeakable.
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you curdled clot of whores piss
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Life is just the time between crapping yourself.
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It appeared that a streamer machine had vomited everywhere
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Smell shit when one's bragging.
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Great, he was going to have PMS for at least a few days. Pissy Man Syndrome.
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Oh no, my brain is broken.
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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times.
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It feels like you dropped your nightstick down your pants.'

'Oh, so that's where that went.'

'I'm not kidding. Is this all you? Because if so, I think I may need to rethink a few things. I may need to rethink the shape and depth of my vagina.
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Oh God, my stomach must have won a medal- it's doing a lap of honour now.
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Know what you're talking about.